Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon timrifat.com

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Born 1957, Libra star sign with Leo ascendant which makes me such a balance and Leonai characters – P.S. I love cats. I’m also keen on pussy. College educated. Former lifeguard. Author. Multimillionaire and well rounded badass.

The world’s leading expert on Psychic Warfare outside of Russia, and a devotee of Yuri Andropov’s Soviet Psychic Warfare program. Trained by M16 Magus Colin Bloy in all the secrets of the Illuminati. An Ipsissimus magician who embodies all the good traits of Aleister Crowley; so without the drug taking, penury, and misogynistic sex rituals. The successor of Don Juan and his shamanic legacy, which ended with Carlos Castaneda destroying The Warriors of Total Freedom, which brought in Tim Tony Stark Rifat’s Warriors of Total Vengeance, the proletariat psychic peasants with pitchforks who brought down the Illuminati Elite with Soviet Psychic Warfare, aided by likeminded friends.

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Favorite color blue. Likes women if they’re interesting and is open to suggestions from interesting women about gender fluid sex. Ernest Hemingway went to Cuba to get pissed up and go fishing. I’ve gone to Vietnam to get beered up and beaching.

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Devoted to using Psychic Warfare, not to change the world but his bank balance. Now building an organization to use Psychic Warfare to control all aspects of sport, which is its normal purview, so that every sports enthusiast on the planet will be controlled by Tim Tony Stark Rifat and St. Nicholas’ Rule of Sport organization. It took Amazon 10 years to get into profit; we’re only controlling sport and we haven’t even started.

Psychic Warfare is perfect for controlling humans, such as sport stars and organization such as football clubs, so in the future the only winners will be Tim Tony Stark Rifat Winners.

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