[Serious] If I had a girlfriend I would probably cheat on her
Honestly most guys get to have at least 6 partners in life. And society said in a survey you’re too sexually conservative if you had 2 partners and that it’s best to have 7.6 partners on average. I’m gonna probably cheat several times to increase my body count and maybe even get more partners to surpass all the sexhavers who surpassed me by losing their virginity at 16-19 years old.
it would be awesome knowing that all the one night stands and hookups I acquired would be oblivious to the fact that they are mere increases to my body count and nothing else.
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