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Flags at half mast for Dolly Parton? Dolly Parton International Airport, Nashville? I guess they will
have terminal A-cup, terminal B-cup, terminal C-cup, terminal D-cup, terminal DD-cup, terminal Ecup, etc. The jokes write themselves. The writers for late-night will have a bonanza.
Just twenty years later on, and the film Idiocracy is no longer a satire, it is a documentary.
I remind you that Dolly became a big Moderna saleswoman during the vaccine genocide, scolding people for not getting jabbed enough to suit her portfolio.
That needle is nowhere near her arm.
Why not rename the whole state of Tennessee Dollyshire? Why not mandate all highschool seniors nationwide take a course on the influence of Dolly on American culture? Why not put her on the dollar bill? Washington? Who? Why not replace the National Anthem with Islands in the Stream? Why not puts her breasts on Mount Rushmore? Or even better, rename the Appalachians the Dolly Parton Peaks.
And while we are at it we can rename the Pacific Ocean the FrankBeard Ocean. We can rename the Atlantic Ocean the HaydenPanettiere Ocean. California can be renamed JacktheBaldEagleVille. Lake Superior can be renamed Lake PeaboBryson. The North Sea can be renamed the DavidHockney Sea.
The Mariana Trench can be renamed the Alan Greenspan Moat. The Rockies can be renamed the Ted Turner Spine. Canada can be renamed Errol Flynn's End. Texas can be renamed Robert Duvall's BBQ. Mississippi can renamed Jesse Jackson's Barbershop.

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“Flags at half mast for Dolly Parton?”
Huh. Sounds like you don’t respect Miss Parton all that much,huh?

“ I guess they will have terminal A-cup, terminal B-cup, terminal C-cup, terminal D-cup, terminal DD-cup, terminal Ecup, etc. The jokes write themselves.”
Really? What’s the joke?

“Why not rename the whole state of Tennessee Dollyshire?”
Yes, yes, yes, same comment. Other people respect her more than you do.

“And while we are at it we can rename the Pacific Ocean the FrankBeard Ocean.”
Do you write for the Babylon Bee? One joke, told endlessly?

Can’t figure out of your butthurt that Dolly hated Trump or that no one’s naming shit after Charlie Kork.

It's a good thing the jokes write themselves because for sure you can't write 'em.

I wonder what it says that people are immediately jumping to the conclusion that the ones who are hating on Dolly Parton are mad because she’s receiving much more reverence than Charlie Kirk. I haven’t actually seen anyone who is hating on her stating that connection, though it’s certainly plausible.

If this is indeed at least part of the reason, I will point out that Dolly Parton died at age 80 after a full career, with a great many accomplishments to her name outside of her music… while Charlie Kirk died at age 31, still fairly early in his career and not nearly as accomplished or famous. People who weren’t deep in US politics or US culture wars were mostly like “Charlie who?” while the vast majority of Americans (and quite a lot of non-Americans) have at least a general idea who Dolly Parton is. That alone would make a big difference, regardless of anything else.

Idiocracy is satire of MAGA types

Addendum. I het if this asshole visited MoCo Maryland, North Virginia or DC and heard it called National he'd have conniption fit yelling IT'S REAGAN NATIONAL!!!!

“terminal A-cup, terminal B-cup, terminal C-cup, terminal D-cup, terminal DD-cup, terminal Ecup, etc.”

Somebody’s jelly she just had the big ‘ol boobs. Most of us were happy with those but you may wanna hit your shrink!

All I got from this is a sexist rant

also I really don’t like the fact that both political sides love to use idiocracy for their points these days…

@Zinnia #263694

About two days after she died, someone compared:
the outpouring of actual grief over Dolly’s death, the clear respect, the love, and the listing of accomplishments;
and the hate/anger festial that raged after Chuck’s shooting. Who they blamed, who they thought should be shot next, but not all that much in concrete accomplishments, sincere respect, or airports.
So that’s positioned in my mind when I see the right piss on Dolly’s memory. May not be anything more than coincidence, but I also see nothing to DIScount it.

You can blame Don Old Fart: he ordered flags at half-mast in memory of the Queen of Country Music.

A stopped clock can be right at least twice a day, and all that jazz…!

Some people only derive their personal worth by insisting that nobody else have any, and that impulse is always tripled when levelled against women who are reduced to an interchangeable sea of tits that these pathetic sacks convince themselves should be theirs to motorboat.

I’m unfortunately reminded of an internet meme regarding Cleopatra. Cleopatra references her status as a ruler, political turmoil she survived, war, and that she spoke an incredible 9 languages. Between each description of herself she gave there was an interjection marked as being from historians just crudely referencing that she was attractive with her next autobiographical excerpt sounding more and more utterly annoyed.

I’m also reminded reminded that when it was suggested flags fly half-mast and important landmarks be renamed for that fucking nobody Charlie Kirk any questions of if he deserved it were met not with accusations of disrespect for his non-existent accomplishments but outright threats at the very highest levels of authority trying to make that limp-dicked hypocritical agitator synonymous with America’s core values. If anyone suggested the things being taken from Vietnam Vets and Civil Rights activists and renamed in “honour” of podcaster who lived defending what he died from instead be named for Charlie Kirk’s erectile dysfunction or the fact his widow couldn’t be more indifferent to his death other than a vehicle for her own profit they would have been publicly murdered. And not given the "dignity” demanded of such a non-hero on grounds of free speech.

Look, dude: just because you’ve never accomplished anything with the pittance of time you were alloted on this Earth, doesn’t mean you get to shit all over people who actually accomplished something.

@Passerby #263730

Watching Erika Kirk's behavior since her husband's death has led me to conclude that they very much deserved each other.

Flags at half mast for Dolly Parton? Dolly Parton International Airport, Nashville? I guess they will
have terminal A-cup, terminal B-cup, terminal C-cup, terminal D-cup, terminal DD-cup, terminal Ecup, etc. The jokes write themselves. The writers for late-night will have a bonanza.

That doesn’t even make sense. I saw a post on Facebook about this, and some of the commenters had much better jokes. Like the 3-letter airport code should be “NTF” for “Nine To Five” or even “DDD” for obvious reasons.

The only thing that would make this better would be if Dolly International was the airport people went to because they didn’t want Fat Donny’s name on their ticket.

Or if there was a way to name the airport ‘Dolly Entertainment International.’ Then the luggage would all be marked DEI.

There's only one boob here, and it's named Mathis.

People tend to write funny jokes, now. Trying to make fun of an old lady's boobs is just sad, and very unfunny.