Panel 1: in a confession booth, a man wearing an yarmulke says “Rebbe, it's been three weeks since my last confession”, to which a voice answers “Go on, my child”
Panel 2: the penitant continues with “I made some porn… faked a hate crime… poisoned the wells… harvested organs… defrauded a nursing home…”
Panel 3: the penitant concludes with “…and stole stockpiles of nuclear enrighed uranium”
Panel 4: the rabbi replies with “Your pnance: five chicken swings” and “and a trip to Israel”
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