President Trump: “Our message to American children is you’re perfect the way God made you.”
Democrats refuse to clap.
It’s a battle of good versus evil. Pick your side.
2:34 PM · Mar 5, 2025 · 104.3K Views
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“President Trump: “Our message to American children is you’re perfect the way God made you.””
A message that also works as he reduces funding subsidies for prosthetic limbs, wheelchairs, hearing aids, glasses…
On the other hand, his skin isn’t the color god gave him. Neither is his hair. His lifts adjust his height outside original specs…
A lying, thieving, hypocrite, same as he ever was.
President Trump: “Our message to American children is you’re perfect the way God made you.”
Who are you, to arrogate yourselves the assumption that you know the designs of a cosmic mastermind beyond human comprehension, who supposedly works in twisted and mysterious ways that often involves great trials and tribulations, strangers seeing themselves far more qualified than anyone involved?
Also, that’s rich coming from the scarlet epitome of backfiring vanity.
It’s a battle of good versus evil. Pick your side.
And the evil side is yours.
I choose the side that protects kids with disabilities, wish to transition, don't wish to. I'm on the side that says let people live, believe what they want or disbelieve. That tonours veterans and wants to offer them more.
“As long as you understand that *I* speak for God and can demand you change everything about yourself if you want to continue living under this roof. And no, this doesn’t change even when you grow up and move out and if you even think about getting that restraining order on me I WILL BURN YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS!”
Because Parental Rights.
Given that Cheetolini has threatened to annex my country and turn us into a vassal slave-farm, I do believe I will side with good. Which is, as usual, the side that tells you and yours to kindly bend yourselves over backwards and fuck yourselves with your own skulls. Because one way or another, your skull is going up your ass, and this way, at least it'll be your choice.
I wonder if Trump will adopt policies aiming to make children live better, such as education (and not destroying the Department of Education), healthcare (and not naming an anti-vax as head of Department of Health), peace (and not supporting aggresive policies nor foreign expansionists) and wealth (and not trade wars which will destroy the economy).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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