I was going to suggest that they make a vaccine that will convince people not to take any more vaccines.
But then I realized, we just tried that and it didn’t work!!
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Mom what’s a conspiracy theorist?
someone making fairly obvious observations that the government doesn’t like
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Aha.. yeah. Because vaccines don't work. Hilarious.
Oh, here's a knee slapper. What did the mom get for her kid she refused to vaccinate? A tiny coffin.
And, no, "conspiracy theorists" don't just say things the government doesn't like. You idiots say things like the world powers can't agree on territorial lines but have a global agreement to make sure people think the world is round when it is really flat. Or that poisoning the air woth chemtrails is somehow something that benefits them. Or the Illuminati Zionist Lizard People eat babies aftee raping them or shit like that. The actual issues that you nuts should care about you seem to think is a false flag or endorse.
I was going to suggest that they make a vaccine that will convince people not to take any more vaccines.
Saying the COVID vaccine doesn’t work is one thing (and a stupid thing at that), but that’s basically saying NO vaccines work? That’s just sheer stupidity and/or ignorance, on a whole other level.
I’ve said it before: There’s a reason why my mother, for example, still has a very distinctive scar on her arm from the smallpox vaccine, whereas anyone who’s around my age (47) or younger does not. (cus it fuckin’ WORKED!)
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Ah, crap. Corrected it im the original post, but yeah. Make people think the world is round when it's really flat. Thank you.
Guess I can only comment on too much stupid before it has an effect...
The real problem is that Kirsch and his co-conspirators have never seen what diseases like scarlet fever, diphtheria, and whooping cough can do. The danger simply isn't real to them.
I think a little public education is in order. For all our sakes.
I had all the vaccinations going when I was at school. I was still alive to receive the second booster in late 2023, two years after that initial injection of Oxford AstraZeneca. No doubt a certain elderly woman in Northern Ireland can say the same: and not, say… could have said the same. It’s all in the tenses. I didn’t tense up when I had that first in early April 2021, least of all on that 4th injection in late 2023: in all instances, I hardly felt the needle go in my upper arm.
You’re still tense about the matter. I bet so many were tense: as in the past .
1.3 million of your ilk are now in the past tense due to that they didn’t like, thus in Soviet US Coronavirus doesn’t like you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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