TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

@Crimsonali11 #wingnut

The #election in the fall intends to force #anarchy and/or #civilwar.

Wait, is a civil war technically possible if we are gonna be living in anarchy? To have a civil war, by definition you need a government that is split into two. So….not really anarchy, right?

Toplet Bombs Blog #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

For what it’s worth, my brain totally wants to read “Toplet bombs” as “toilet bombs”, lol

Gary Baumgartner and John Toms #wingnut

This sorta thing ain’t anything new, of course. I have this weird fascination with looking at old maps of areas I’m familiar with, and there was one thing that caught my eye when looking at some ones of my hometown. There’s an small and utterly insignificant island in the river that the city was built on, now known as Strong Island…but apparently up until some time between 1942 and 1967, it was called uh….N***** Isle. Yes, as in the racial slur. I don’t know if that was the origin of the name, or if it came from something else, but I’m assuming the name was changed because it was considered offensive.

Kevin #fundie #enbyphobia

Nikola Tesla via Erena Velasquez #magick #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

I am Nikola Tesla, and I am very happy to communicate to humankind through Universal Channel.

Aw dangit, I don’t think we get that one on my local cable…

JonFreeman #wingnut #crackpot

Russ Winter #racist #wingnut

@Passerby #154012

Ends, What It's Like. And don't tell me you haven't heard Gangstas Paradise.

Or, even going back WAY before that, “The Message” by Grandmaster Flash. (from 1982)

“Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge
I'm tryin' not to lose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from going under”

SeetheBot9000 #quack #sexist

Hmm, OK, this guy’s got an aunt in her 30s, and thinks someone who looks their age at that point is too old apparently….how old is he, 15 or something? Tho I guess of course it’s completely possible that his aunt’s close in age to him and he’s just a typical incel being a pedophile. I dunno…but even in my teenage years, I’d sometimes find “older women” who were in their 30s to be attractive. Ya know, like a normal guy, lol

James Gilliland #ufo #magick #fundie #conspiracy

They would say metaphysics and spirituality is not science

They would say that, and they’d be completely right, because by definition, they are NOT science. Science is the study of the PHYSICAL world around us.

whiplash347 #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

The username checks out, I’m getting whiplash from trying to follow all the conspiracy theories he’s throwing out there.

Prussian Society of America #sexist #conspiracy #racist

With Trump’s alleged “Impeachments”

How the hell can anyone call his impeachments “alleged”? They both definitely happened. It wasn’t really that long ago, I remember them quite well. Is he saying they weren’t impeachments but instead something else, whatever that might be?

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

They typically have a dragon tail on the lower spine
President Taft had a noticeable one

Hmmm….how the hell would anything on Taft’s spine have been noticeable to anybody? He’s well-known for being the heaviest US President of all-time, ya know….

The son of Julius Caesar and Cleopatra was Caesaria
Who was also known as Little Caesar

I had to look that up, his nickname was “CaesariON” which literally means “little Caesar” so it kinda makes no sense to say he “was also known as Little Caesar.” Nobody called him those exact words at the time, because the English language wasn’t a thing yet.

Jesus was Little Caesar

Wait, is he saying Jesus was Julius Caesar’s son??? Uh, just ignoring the fact that Caesar quite famously died in the year of 44 BC? Ya know, as in BC meaning “before Christ”???

All I know is, now I kinda want some pizza, lol

Hamline University; Aram Wedatalla; CAIR Minnesota #fundie

“I’m 23 years old, I’ve never seen a picture of a prophet. Never in my whole life” Wedatalla said at a recent press conference hosted by the Minnesota chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations

Unless that's a misquote and "a prophet" was supposed to be "THE prophet" that's total BS.

James Red Pills America #wingnut #conspiracy

Teutonic Heart #racist #conspiracy

From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Order_(Nazism):

The Führer gave expression to his unshakable conviction that the Reich will be the master of all Europe. We shall yet have to engage in many fights, but these will undoubtedly lead to most wonderful victories. From there on the way to world domination is practically certain. Whoever dominates Europe will thereby assume the leadership of the world.
— Joseph Goebbels, Reich Minister of Propaganda, 8 May 1943

That didn’t exactly work out as planned tho, did it? lol

Russ Winter #racist #wingnut

The black community — and, in particular, its youth — largely convey their worldview through hip-hop and rap music. Given that this is their chosen method to communicate, it behooves the white community to examine it.

LOL, wow. I don’t think I’ve seen someone before who sounded so much like a stereotype of an old white guy trying to figure out black people. I guess never mind that there are and have been countless black musicians in genres other than rap, and of course, there’s been white rappers as well. (for one, Eminem is seriously considered one of the best rappers of all time, ya know)

Paul Craig Roberts #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Restitution set in, with the result being that white American citizens, especially heterosexual white males, have become second class citizens against whom it is legal to discriminate in university admissions, hiring, and promotion. White students and employees are also required to be re-educated in “sensitivity training,” but no other race has to be sensitive toward white people.

I’m a 45-year-old white American citizen, and I’ve never experienced any of what this guy is talking about. I guess I can’t really speak about university admissions, since the only colleges I’ve ever attended were community colleges where they basically take anyone with a high school diploma or GED. But anyway though, I’ve had a lot of different jobs over the years, and I certainly never had anything like “sensitivity training” that was specifically directed to white people. If any of the training I’ve had touched on race, it was always just basically saying to not discriminate against anyone due to their race. In my current job that I started almost 7 months ago, the training materials actually went into way more detail about sexual harassment and such than anything about racial discrimination.

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

With how this guy and others always talk about “reptilian lizard” (lol) aliens, I kinda almost wonder if they maybe read Harry Turtledove’s “Worldwar” alternate-history series too much, and let their imaginations run wild with it? It literally has lizard-like aliens invading Earth during WWII lol….

(pretty good series actually IMO! One kinda funny thing in it, tho, the “Lizards’s” name for humans translates to “Big Uglies” I think it’s said in the books they’re typically something like 4 feet tall or so, lol)

What are we to make of all the celebrities and politicians with the slit eyes flashing for a second on TV

I’ve seen my share of celebrities and politicians on TV over the years, and I’ve never seen such a thing, not once. Yet he speaks of that like it’s a thing we’ve all seen before?

Which is a total flip of Darwinism which states that humanity evolved from apes

“Darwinism” (or really, just evolution) states no such thing. Humans didn’t “evolve from apes,” humans ARE apes. Apes who evolved from earlier apes, really. Just another example, I guess, of how I’ve found that pretty much anyone who doubts evolution doesn’t understand it in the first place.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #homophobia #dunning-kruger

And therefore sodomy and faggot relationships must be banned

And how the fucking hell do you propose to BAN a “relationship” exactly?? Like, how exactly do you think that has a chance better than a snowball’s in hell of actually working???

schml #wingnut #crackpot

I've attached my entire worldview to this man and I am going down with the ship. Not one of you is going to convince me otherwise.

Well, that sounds just a little bit uh….maybe like what someone who’s about to drink some Kool-Aid might have said, if ya know what I mean…yikes.

JonFreeman #wingnut

I seriously had to think for a minute about what the hell “WotC” was, lol. (“Wizards Of The Coast” I’m guessing btw lol)

@BlessedHope23 #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Is the “ #GreatReplacement” really just a “theory?” No – #Americans really are being #replaced with #migrants

...says a guy who in all likelihood wouldn't BE an American today if not for some people who decided to migrate here themselves a relatively short time ago.

Scarlett Johnson #racist #transphobia

@Lucilius #153234

Yeah, I’ve talked to some transgender people at times, and they didnt seem very “confused”, in fact the very opposite!

Tucker Carlson #conspiracy #crackpot #homophobia #sexist

Tucker Carlson is confused and/or upset about freakin m&ms. LOL, how is this not just a big joke on all of us? Tell me he’s just trolling us all, somebody?

Natalie Argyle #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut

@Yutolia #153097

Apparently she doesn’t understand that modern gas stoves have an electric ignition and thus require electricity for the burners to start.

Wait, is that true? The last time I had a gas stove, I could totally light it with a lighter when the power was out. But then again, this was a few years ago, so maybe it’s not “modern” lol

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

I don’t care if 99% are faggots, I will still oppose faggotory ruthlessly

And your “opposition” is worth what exactly, in the grand scheme of things? Or as Matt Foley would have put it, “you know what that and 75 cents will get you? A fresh hot cup of jack squat!”

Vincent James #homophobia #psycho

So? How does their train system work? Is my train going to be 12 hours late? Oh, no? Oh, OK. Well, I’ll look the other way while they’re throwing some gay dude off a roof

Is this guy a Mussolini fan??

Vic Biorseth #fundie #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

"Separation Of Church And State" is a criminally established attack on America's foundational Ethos

Do you think that's a relatively new idea or something? Thomas Jefferson himself said that the First Amendment gives us separation of church and state. But what would he know, right?

James Howard Kunstler #wingnut #conspiracy

Insurrections galore spark off all of a sudden

Have they really? Sure, there’s that thing in Brazil, and I will admit I ain’t up on all the current events, but what other insurrections happened to make them worthy of being referred to as “galore”?

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

It wasn't a heart attack, but an arena football player died after making a tackle in 2005.

Yeah, I looked that up, and it was a spinal cord injury. Kinda the thing you’d expect football players to get once in a great while, I think. So what the hell was the point of bringing that up, presumably in connection with everything else??

Totally unrelated: Just a couple days ago another American football player died of a heart attack. Uche Nwaneri was 38, and hadn't played since 2014, so like many negroes he may not have been vaccinated

I’m not sure if he’s trying to be racist or not there. Isn’t not being vaccinated a good thing according to him?

Isaac Weishaupt #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Now someone somewhere, told me that the star in Pinocchio is actually the star if serious I was not able to verify that anywhere. I looked around. I didn’t see that anywhere.

So, in other words (if you’re not just totally making that “someone somewhere” up), you’ve got absolutely nothing to base that on. So why even bring it up?

Mark Alan King #crackpot #conspiracy #racist

Milan Adams #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie #quack

In reference to what I said earlier, founder of the Church of Satan Anton LaVey’s actual quote was “I give people Ayn Rand with trappings.” I’ve read a lot of the stuff from both of them, and yeah, that’s totally obvious. (lol, I was totally a fan of both of them back in my younger years, but I guess I’ve gone a little more “bleeding-heart liberal” in my middle age)

Isaac Weishaupt #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

I guess I’ve never thought about it before, but Guillermo del Toro is kind of an awesome name, tho. I believe that would translate into English as “William of the bull,” which just sounds cool IMO, lol

Andrew Anglin #sexist

The Taliban is a good model for healthy masculinity that Western men should emulate

What is it that I’ve heard a lot of right-wingers in the US often say when someone complains about how something is here and says it’s better in some other country? “If it’s so much better there, move there” or words to that effect? So, go ahead, Andrew, move to Afghanistan, then.

You have a desire to promote women's sexual fantasies because you were abused.

I’ve never been abused, but I do like promoting women’s sexual fantasies, especially when they happen to align with my own ;)

Milan Adams #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie #quack

The Critical Drinker #wingnut

Andrew Anglin #racist #psycho #wingnut

@Sasha #152654

Yeah, I'm no great expert on authors I guess, but I dunno, maybe Shakespeare? I was always kind of a scifi fan, I thought Asimov was pretty good, lol

David Chase Taylor #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

POSSIBLY UNDER GUISE OF PLANE CRASH, STRUCTURE FIRE AND/OR BIKER GANG, FBI, DRUG CARTEL, POLICE, STREET GANG AND/OR US MILITARY VETERAN-RELATED SHOOTOUT

Ah yes, one tried-and-true method for a would-be “prophet”: Make your predictions so vague that they MIGHT by chance come true somehow!

Also, what the bloody hell is up with this guy’s thing about saying everything is “exactly” some days after something else?? Is he implying that those events happened at the same time of day? Because that’s the only way I would think that would be of any significance. And even then, it wouldn’t really MEAN anything. I was born at the same time of day as my father, 10:35 am, to be exact. Does that mean a damn thing? NO, it’s just a coincidence that’s kinda amusing maybe. If nothing else it gives my dad the chance to joke when someone brings that up and say “we haven’t had anything in common since!” lol :D

speculareffect #elitist #racist #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy #wingnut

@Bastethotep #152539

Ah, alt-right incellectuals

Oxymoron. Or wait, was that a typo? lol, “inCellentuals”?

Congressman Paul Gosar & various commenters #wingnut

Every time I see one of Paul Gosar’s comments featured here, I just marvel at how the fuck someone like that can get elected to public office in my country.

Denise Richards #magick #ufo #mammon

I kinda wonder at times, do people like this who just seem to me to be talking utter nonsense actually MEAN something in their own way? Or are they just going by the old axiom, “if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit”? In other words, are they just all grifters? I’m going with the latter, really, lol.

Jack Chick #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot #magick #dunning-kruger

See Colossians 1:12-19

I did, and I don't see how that particular passage is relevant. It's basically just saying "God created everything" and yay Jesus, really.

John Rambo #racist

Why don't you visit Detroit,

Sure, I’ll show you around, let’s see a Tigers game or something lol. Or visit some of those awesome Mexican restaurants I remember!

Artur Tsybikov #crackpot #wingnut

and several states will declare sovereignty

see Texas v White.