A communist, an Antifa member, a transgender, a pedophile, an international financier, a leftist and a liberal are at a restaurant.
Waiter: “Sorry, we don’t serve tea this early!”
The communist: “A glass of milk, then! If the cow has gotten up!!”
The Antifa member: “MUST I SIT HERE TILL I STARVE TO DEATH?????”
Waiter: “No. We close at 10 PM!”
The pedophile: “The waiter who took my order, did he leave any heirs?”
The financier: “You got any clean napkins here??”
Waiter: “Don’t know! I’ve only worked here a year.”
Waiter: “Do you wish to pay separately or together?”
The leftist: “Separately. I’ll do the washing up!”
The liberal: “And I’ll wipe it all dry!”