DarkPhoenix

@DarkPhoenix

lithiumgirl #wingnut

The democrats need to do at minimum at least a 180, and start working with TRUMP.

Need two sides to work together. But of course, you’re pointing fingers at the wrong side. If anything, the Dems have tried too fucking hard to work with the Repubs. It’s the REPUBS that consider compromise a weakness, and demand everything go their way…

WikiMANNia #psycho #sexist #conspiracy

come up with weird "either-or" dichotomies on purpose!

They are incapable of thinking in any way other than stark black-or-white terms. Either God loves you and you’re going to Heaven for eternity, or God hates you and you’re going to Hell for eternity. Either all of their rules are upheld, or the world is at war with them. And on and on…

Tinker B. #homophobia #wingnut

Missy #racist

The Dems want to fix your broken immigration system. But as we already know from past experience, since conservatives only think in black and white, anything that isn’t “stop anybody from coming to the US” is clearly “throw open the borders for EVERYBODY”…

Son of the 1st Revolution & SAVE WHITE SETTLER U.S.A. #racist

Fact is, the vast majority of Hispanics living in Florida are Cubans who were brought to the US to avoid being murdered by Castro, and they have always voted Republican because they claim to fight communism (and thus Castro) and are always defending the Holy Bible.

They even periodically get their own members elected, like that scumbag Marco Rubio…

Ben Garrison #conspiracy

So we have one set of lying scumbags vs. another set of lying scumbags…

Which side are we supposed to be rooting for here again? Or can we root for there to be a huge cliff just off the comic to the left?

pastoredsmith #fundie

You seek silence of Christians; the very people who are doing good in this culture. Silence the hospitals and food pantry's and the clothing banks and all the good things that we (I) am involved with. You have lumped us in with radical religion because there is a fringe who are idiots, such as the "church" in Topeka that boycotts military funerals. These people are not Christians and hide behind the wall of lies they put up that is painted to look Christian.

NO TRUE SCOTSMAN!

(deleted account) #homophobia #psycho

suigin #conspiracy #sexist #wingnut

Why is it apparently so hard for many people to grasp that there are more options for family planning than "spam as much offspring as possible" and "no children at all"?

Because the vast majority of these idiots think in black and white terms. No nuance at all.

Guillaume Durocher #conspiracy #sexist #transphobia #racist

Gene Ray #crackpot #conspiracy #racist

Guys, Gene’s dead. Been dead for a few years now. It’s basically kicking a dead horse at this point.

Check out a great series on Gene’s nuttiness and the TimeCube “theory” here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7lWCqbgQnU

Doug Bristow #fundie

Brenden Dilley #psycho #wingnut

@checkmate: Look up Stochastic Terrorism. Trump (and his speechwriters, especially that odious Stephen Miller) knows exactly what he’s doing…

David J. Stewart #sexist #fundie

America was a much better nation back during the Civil War (1861-1865).

What a surprise. Like too many whacked out Christians, Davie seems to think the Confederacy was the “last bastion of true Christianity”, and needs to be restored to “save Christianity from the evil Union heathens”…

Bill Perkins #fundie

Had the Democrats taken over, you would never have heard about the deep-state government operating inside our government.

You morons are going to jump off the Trump cliff clinging to the “Deep State did it!” boulder, aren’t you?

@Mailingspann: Don’t you remember that period during the Obama Presidency where all the Christians were locked up and taken to the secret gulags in Texas?

Brenden Dilley #psycho #wingnut

@checkmate: The El Paso shooter specifically referenced Trump as his inspiration for murder. So someone already has, and the answer to your question appear to be; not if you’re the President, and you have an entire branch of Congress willing to kowtow to your every whim.
Trump is going to cling like his life depends on it to the office of the President. Because it’s the only thing between him and life in prison at this point. And it’s going to get worse before it gets better.

Jacquelyn Peterson #wingnut

You have taken the impeachment procedure, a tool used to protect this Republic from a tyrannical leader, and politically weaponizing it to use against the opposing president, thus raising congress above the presidency to establish the very tyranny this tool was designed to protect.

“Naturally, attempting to blackmail another country into promoting your wild conspiracy theory isn’t bad enough to be impeachment worthy. People act like Trump lied about getting a blowjob in the White House!”

Roger Marks #fundie

If this is the secret government plan to kill off a bunch of people, it’s a VERY STUPID plan, considering the government has control of the armed forced and more nukes than it could ever use…

Franklin Graham #wingnut

Nancy Pelosi and her followers in Congress have weaponized the impeachment process.

Yep, the 90’s never happened! And the Repubs NEVER impeached Clinton for lying about a blowjob after a years-long fishing expedition to find SOMETHING to impeach him for…

In my opinion, asking another country to investigate corruption is a good thing—not a bad thing.

And if Trump just asked, NO ONE WOULD CARE. But he didn’t just ask, did he Franklin? You fucking liar…

We have so many problems in this nation that need to be addressed. Instead the Democrats are fixated on only one thing—removing President Donald J. Trump from office.

Yep, the Dems only care about impeachment. They haven’t passed hundreds of bills that are currently in “Grim Reaper” Mitch McConnell’s trash can…

Brian Niemeier #fundie

Brian Matthews #fundie

God's moral code is the only one I honor.

“And in an amazing coincidence, God’s moral code is 100% lined up with Brian Williams’ moral code!”

Rayburne Winsor #fundie

Rayburne F. Winsor #fundie

Steven R. #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

From the looks of it, Jessica Yaniv is a bit of a nutbar…

wacky socialist and racist Justin Trudeau

LOL, wacky socialist. Coming from the kind of people who think anyone to the left of Adolf Hitler is a “wacky socialist”.

The Constitution Party is full of solid biblically sound conservatives.

It’s also classified as a hate group by the SPLC…

EvolaDidNothingWrong #conspiracy #wingnut

Why does this idiot think the entire USSR was devoted to nothing but desperate dirt-farming and starvation?

Because the message this moron’s attempting to convey is “Communists are stupid!” Thus, they can’t have beaten the capitalist Americans to space…

WestWins #fundie #homophobia

It’s just a cake. It doesn’t mean Communism.

Of course it does! Don’t you know that Communism is the horrible idea that everyone might have to accept everyone else? That’s not fair to the Christians who want to be able to indulge in their bigotry without needing to worry about being called out on it!

And the fact is…

I bet you’d be the first one to scream if it was Christians being told to shop elsewhere.

That’s a sucker’s bet.

CarlosM #wingnut #sexist #racist

Rayburne Winsor #fundie

Are you saying that because the Bible says “In the beginning, God made light” that it predicted the creation of the universe, no matter what the method is? Because that’s getting into carnival-barker level “predicting” abilities; like saying “It’s going to rain somewhere on Earth tomorrow”. Um, YEAH…

5arge #ableist

What a fucking prick. But it’s clear reading that whole thread that like way too many, 5arge seems to think there are no actual HUMAN BEINGS on the other end, and that means he’s free to be as big an asshole as he wants to be, because “It’s just the Internet. It’s not hurting anybody.”
And the second he mentions “virtue signaling”, he gives himself away as a MAGAt.

Narnia4Ever #fundie

centrists_are_cucks #wingnut

Even today in Turkey they can be thrown in jail simply for speaking their own language.

And now Turkey’s rounding up the Kurds IN Turkey and shipping them to Syria so they can use Trump’s stupid surrender as an excuse to kill them.

Raping Gurls Is Fun forum #sexist #psycho

supreme gentlemen such as ourselves

Supreme? Gentlemen?
To quote Con Air, “You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.”

Richard B. #wingnut

From what I’ve heard, the Canadian equivalent of the alt-right is largely based in Alberta, and compared to the US, they’re significantly smaller in number and less likely to show their true colors openly, but otherwise not all that different.

Alberta and Saskatchewan. And they’re plenty loud; now they’re screaming about trying to pull the two provinces out of Canada (as, of course, is Quebec… Do the idiots in charge of these provinces not realize that no province is actually big enough to stand alone?) The big, driving force that combines all of these far-right wackoes in Canada is OIL. The tar sands, specifically, which the leadership of Alberta seems to think should belong to Alberta and only Alberta, and are hostile not only towards any attempt at sharing it, but also against any attempts by anyone in Canada to lower the carbon footprint…
The People’s Party of Canada is made up of people who thought the Conservative Party of Canada wasn’t batshit enough. As a Canadian, they both deserved to be pulverized…

@Skide
I voted Liberal, only because although I’m not a huge fan of Justin Trudeau, he’s much better than Andrew Scheer. Normally I vote NDP, but the NDP has a problem with country-wide support.

@kuyohashi
PM before Trudeau was King Stephen Harper the First, of the Country of Stephen Harper (formerly Canada). And though I’m poking fun at Stephen’s narcissism, he DID insist everyone refer to his government as “The Government of Stephen Harper” and NEVER as “The Government of Canada”.
He also had all of the pictures of the former Prime Ministers removed from the Parliament Building and replaced with pictures of himself…

ho occasionally give power to idiots who make Buck-A-Beer there driving issue

SCREW YOU, DOUG! Do you really think lowering the price of beer is going to make people in Ontario ignore you cutting education and health care?

Pomidor Quixote #racist

Richard B. #wingnut

Remember; in America, running up the score in a few states is irrelevant unless you get the people in the right places. In Canada, it’s a horrible travesty of justice. The difference? Conservatives were on the winning side of the former, but on the losing side of the latter…
Because, yeah, “technically” the Conservatives got more votes than the Liberals. However, it doesn’t matter if you get 80% in Alberta and Saskatchewan if you get 20% everywhere else…

Lindsey Graham #racist

David #fundie #wingnut

Are you suggesting Trump is fighting to prevent the rise of the Anti-Christ? Because from where I’m sitting, Trump is a dead ringer FOR that person…
And for the millionth time, Christians ARE NOT PERSECUTED IN THE US… Not being able to demand everyone else live by your rules is not persecution…

Spartacus #racist #sexist #psycho

“It’s okay because they’re doing it to the ‘bad guys’” is an express road to becoming He Who Fights Monsters.

I wasn’t aware they ever WEREN’T monsters…

Mike Adams and Alex Jones #conspiracy #wingnut

Uh do they think the "elite" are aliens. Do they think "They Live" is real?

Yes. Yes they do. Alex has ranted in the past about the “aliens in human suits” behind affordable health care and “socialism”…

Jon Miller #wingnut

So I went ahead and looked up Eric Bolling to see what the hell was up with that, and there was a time between his son’s death and the coroner ruling where they seriously thought that Eric killed him, largely because the overdose that killed him contained a TON of hard-to-get illegal drugs. Eric was also fired from Faux Noise (of course) due to, of course, multiple cases of sexual harassment, and now works for Sinclair Media, who are the source for the entire story. Sinclair, coincidentally, are also attempting to become a more crazy Fox News, by buying up local stations and forcing them to run pro-Trump propaganda on the regular news station like it’s fact. Here’s a great video showing this off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHfgU8oMSo

Brian Niemeier #wingnut #sexist

The fact that she'd had a relationship with the man she shot was probably the only reason she got any sentence, since cops who shoot people are generally found not guilty.

She didn’t. They had no connection whatsoever, except for living in the same apartment building. And there’s a reason no one bought the “I was in the wrong apartment” excuse; she loitered outside the door for a while before she pulled her gun and forced her way in. According to other building residents, it’s almost impossible not to see the apartment numbers; they’re all clearly lit up. And the fact that she pulled out her gun and kicked the door in to enter? That’s not something a person would do if they found themselves locked out of their own apartment…

Emilie Kao & Joel Griffith #wingnut #fundie

I assume it eventually turns into "not being allowed to to discriminate against LGBTs is persecution of True Christianity?

Trump’s UN speech was pretty much that… The stuff he referred to (specifically, his speech, because this was clearly one of those “off the teleprompter” speeches where Trump doesn’t really give a rat’s ass and both looks and sounds it) were directly related to cases where Christians claimed religious persecution because they had to serve gay people as part of everyday business, and the only religion Trump’s speech mentioned was Christianity, with a quick nod to Judaism that screams “added in at the last minute to avoid accusations of favoring Christianity specifically”.
But what both Trump AND the moron who wrote this missed, is that the UN get-together that he pretty much hijacked for this stupid speech was supposed to be about CLIMATE CHANGE. Every other speech was about climate change and what can be done to mitigate it (well, except Bolsenaro, who flew in from Brazil to deny it, of course). Trump and his moron minions just decided this was much more important…

Brian Matthews #fundie

Confess your sins and receive Christ, and you can live a long life of loneliness and boredom, without love and affection, pretending you’re something that you’re not. You can have a sham marriage, to a person of the opposite gender, and produce kids with that person, and perhaps harm them horribly if, after 15 years together, you can no longer take it, and break away to be yourself, to love and be loved, to feel attraction and experience satisfactory, pleasurable sex.

But it means BRIAN MATTHEWS doesn’t have to be reminded that homosexuality is a thing, and in his mind, that’s the most important thing…

MedwedianPresident_3 #conspiracy

@SpukiKitty:

Lemmie guess; Dumbass is implying that, while the news says “Iran diddit” he thinks it really was “Israel diddit” because “(((DA JOOZ)))”!”

I wouldn’t be surprised if Israel DID do it, but not because of “DA JOOZ” or any bullshit like that; more likely because Netanayu REALLY REALLY wants the US to go to war with Iran for him…

Brian Matthews #fundie

If you confess your sins, and receive Christ, it will transform you.

How come it seems like a considerable number of people who get “transformed” seem to transform into assholes? Could it be because they were always assholes, but now they believe they have an excuse to be an asshole?

Kurt Nimmo #conspiracy

Uh oh…
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0874339/

“Donald Trump | Actor”

Looks like actor Don is taking you all for a ride! (Little secret: HE IS, but not because he’s an actor…)

Susan Jane Elohim #fundie #homophobia

Go read “Are You a Carnal Christian?” on billygraham dot org.

You’re seriously using televangelist Billy Graham as a source on Christianity? Fuck.

Dinesh D’Souza #wingnut

Do these wingnuts ever consider that people are Progressive and “woke” because they genuinely feel that way?

Most of them feel the way they do because of bribery, so they assume the other side must also feel they way they do because of bribery. It’s part of the projection the conservative side is so good at.

Jacob Wohl #sexist #conspiracy

The removal of the locking briefcase from civil society was a feminist conspiracy.

A feminist conspiracy to remove something that… you can easily find on Amazon with a two second search.

Wohl, you really need to go away. Every time you open your big mouth, you put your foot in it…

Judith Newman, “To Siri With Love”, #ableist #psycho

I am still deeply worried about the idea that he could get someone pregnant and yet could never be a real father — which is why I will insist on having medical power of attorney, so that I will be able to make the decision about a vasectomy
for him after he turns 18.

OH, KISS MY ASS…