jews rape children in those secret tunnels under their synagogues
Not on our Earth.
It’s on the Earth where…
…child rape also happens in secret tunnels under mosques and churches.
…there’s a very rare tree species known as Giant Apple Tree that bears apples the size of basketballs.
…there’s a conspiracy theory that Joe Biden and Donald Trump are the same person.
…instead of Flat Earth there’s Cylinder Earth.
…Isaac Newton really was an asexual and he did die an 84-year-old virgin.