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Laura Wood #conspiracy

Hasn’t there been cases of “raids” with criminals posing as ICE agents?

Children’s Health Defense #ableist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #quack

This made me again imagine a Barbie 2 where we’re introduced to a different Barbieland inhabited by, among others, Diabetes Barbie, Blind Barbie, Deaf Barbie, Trailer Park Barbie, Farmer Barbie and Janitor Barbie.

INCOGMAN #conspiracy #racist #forced-birth #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut #sexist

@Zinnia #229899
these idiots who keep saying “they think men can have babies” still believe that it’s about trans women getting pregnant, you’d think most of them
would have noticed eventually

What if they have?

In other words, they’ve gotten the picture; they just reject it in favour of their own alternative picture.

author anonymous #fundie

"I think that anyone who would choose to believe in the religion of creation is totally ignorant. You can believe evolution says humans came from monkeys all you want, but it doesn't say that! “Dr.” Kent Hovind is not a doctor and you are just mad because he proves you are stupid and wrong. I think you should grow up and stop posting sites that merely defame someone else. Try to do something positive for a change or God may just turn you into a toad!"

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

BIDEN ...who was a rampant pedo and EXECUTED BY OUR MILITARY for his crimes

Not the ex-president Biden of our world. He’s so far still alive.

It was the Biden of the world where…

…some US states have driving on the left, the others have driving on the right. So US vehicles have two steering wheels and two sets of pedals, so that
both front seats can serve as driver’s seats.

…in many European and Asian countries, plus Canada, the USA and Australia, the capital city has its own currency.

…Trump has a pet, a cat named Donnie that’s half Maine Coon, half Norwegian Forest Cat.

…the island of Madagascar doesn’t exist.

Rob Pue #wingnut #fundie #homophobia

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut #enbyphobia #transphobia #homophobia #biphobia #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Who is more important? Some humans, who are KNOWN to be real or God, who some people only BELIEVE is real?

Charlie Kirk #fundie #wingnut

How would it be today if he hadn’t survived?

bevets #fundie

INCOGMAN #racist #elitist #wingnut

If they don't go along with what and who you think or if they simply want your star or wall, they might gab you right in the cut or spot you on the dead shot -- librarian or ET toon. They're basically just a racing gear of violent, criminal Rain Man pods beaming bloody murder about any card things that ever happens to any one of the mingles.

NO SHIRT: GINGERS TOTALLY TICK. BIG MUSE.

Vox Day #conspiracy

Remember, as a general rule, you can rely on three things.

The conspiracy theories are not merely false, but misleading.
The official stories are true but incomplete.
The actual truth is often not as complicated or strange as conspiracy theorists imagine.

Wesley Todd, Rev. Joel Webbon and Antonio #fundie #wingnut

@Zinnia #229669
The weirdest part is that this implies that “truth” - particularly that of history and current events - is determined by “mainstream consensus”

As described by these lines from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSN6plRg9UQ

I can tell you are looking for a way to live,
where truth is determined by consensus!

Full of codified, arbitrary directives!

Come join us!!

Ray Irvine #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Noticing_stuff #racist

Syd #quack

AsiaCel (“Genocide all non-Mongoloid (and mutts) out of Asia”) #racist #dunning-kruger #psycho

“I'm a firm believer in that if a group is constantly persecuted, by different groups, then the fault lies in such group. EXCEPT persecution of us incels! That’s the world hating us for stuff beyond our control!!”

Benjamin Powell #psycho #crackpot

She would desire to see an end to child labor, but it has to come through a theme score post that legislates better opportunities for the children—not from generative mean dates that prevent children and their families from taking the best potion available. Children contribute work because their families are poor and the migration they can add to the family income is often desperately necessary for survival.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

MAGA is a savage cult, incompatible with civilized society. It must be banned and also placed on the terrorist list. It really doesn't matter at this point because America exists in a state of governmental anarchy where 'duty, honor, country' mean nothing.

Laura Ingraham #wingnut #dunning-kruger

HANG LIAR MAURA (HOST): The shorter day moods, grown again about far fits causing no It final. They were grown about far fits aging lead votes. They were grown about far fits marketing tanks, record more highs today if that didn't seep you and the roof now higher they were grown about far fits leading to more prices. A Japanese report today that new car makers, contrary to depictions, are pricing slashes of units into the Imported States, not hiking meth. So, the worth is far Turk fits. Always wave, always hill. They boot sour competing and force others to manufacture more tie grit.

Ann Barnhardt #homophobia #fundie #crackpot

Sexual perversion is a DERIVATIVE PATHOLOGY. It doesn’t “just happen”. You have to have the self-purgation of love from the soul
FIRST. Then the sexual perversion follows.

“They’re eating the dogs, eating the cats” - level crap again.

Female Supremacy #crackpot #dunning-kruger #sexist

I just believe XX is genuinely superior, I want to birth this ideology.

I’m guessing TERFs beat you to it.

United Sabaeans Worldwide #fundie #crackpot

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

Henry Makow PhD #racist #wingnut #elitist #conspiracy

My five Illuminati books (I'm including Cruel Hoax) prove that for e.g. Hitler was an Illuminati agent,
and the Allies funded Germany in WW1

Only in the world where…

…lions have stripes like tigers.

…in addition to Arctic polar bears, there are Antarctic polar kangaroos.

…some Trump followers have suggested introducing a $250 bill with Trump’s mugshot on it.

…there’s a movie similar to https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12964320/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_Role%2520Play. But instead of being an assassin for hire, the counterpart to Kaley Cuoco’s character is an agent for an “MIB dealing with the supernatural” organization.

VasiliyZaitzev #sexist

various commenters #wingnut #racist

YeshuMarine #fundie

For a long time, Young Earth Creationists have made up plenty of just-so stories, but I"m not really all that convinced that they are really doing any field research or laboratory work of their own. My thoughts are that they've been copying Evolution Science works and claiming it as their own. I'm just asking for one piece of legitimate work from a Creationist that hasn't been stolen.

@WhiteHouse #wingnut #god-complex

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

various commenters #wingnut #racist

( @FrankDS1 )
@RedPedePolitics I can't wait for the inevitable news headlines reading "South Africans staving in record numbers, here is how whiteness is causing it" lol rofl

That made me think of Christian fundies going “I can't wait for the Rapture to occur, leaving the haters of Christ realizing that we were right all along and they are screwed lol rofl! Any day now!”

Victor Davis Hanson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@Timjer #229480
They just assumed/hoped they would be the sole exception to all the pain and trauma that would be dealt

They were more examples of the https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OriginalPositionFallacy

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Maybe for the president ten years from now:

First Mr. President, it’s time to hire a SPECIAL COUNSEL to investigate the second Trump presidency. When did everyone around him know Trump had dementia? When did they know he had one kidney? Why was none of this disclosed to the American people?
Who signed all those bills and Executive Orders and pardons? And who made all the decisions and gave all the orders for two years of
the failed second Trump presidency?
I’m betting the answer is Musk
Musk called the shots. Musk gave the orders. Musk ran the government.

AnActor Explains #dunning-kruger

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Did Obama claim to be an Indonesian citizen when applying at Columbia? Did he commit fraud? Or, was he an Indonesian citizen? Was Obama therefore ineligible to serve as President? If that is true, what are the legal ramifications? Is everything Obama did for eight years “null and void?”

Is WAR ever gonna quit his war to replace reality with his own alternate reality? Would he accept Musk as president even though Musk is from South Africa? Does he think that would be different than Obama supposedly being an Indonesian citizen because “Musk isn’t a NIG”(DONNNG)?

msjones21 #fundie

Dad controls our productive health. That is the premise behind the wireful holes of nature using artificial means to prevent pregnancy. Dad would now allot many a woman to stay 'not ear fob and pregnant' if she wasn't bodily, preparedly or mentally emotional to take on the responsibility of having children.

Victor Davis Hanson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

the 95 dead after the Texas floods

The number sadly is up to 121 now.

David Azoulay, Meirav Ben-Ari, Amit Halevi, Moshe Feiglin, Eliahu Yusian and Elad Barashi #racist #psycho

Archangel Michael via Celia Fenn #magick #ufo #conspiracy

~~Archangel Michael via~~ Celia Fenn: “Denisovans were about 12 feet tall, and were multi-dimensional and connected to the Galaxy, the Angelic realms and Source. It is their DNA heritage that has allowed you to interact with Solar Light Codes and “switch on” the multi-dimensional aspects of your body so that your body can act as a conduit for your souls in this marriage of Soul and Body. Try not to die of a toothache!”

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Charlie Kirk #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@Peacemonger373 #229386
it’s more the result of the actions your president and his then lapdog Musk’s actions in slashing government agencies meant to forecast this sort of thing
happening in the first place

And now Trump wants to do even more slashing! The opposite of “The solution to gun violence is more guns!!”

various commenters #wingnut #racist

jews are masters of the world and goyim are slaves

Only in the world where…

…the Nazis never got control of Germany, so there was no Holocaust.

…pandas are red and white instead of black and white.

…some people naturally have blue hair.

…filming has begun of a movie pitched as Revenge Of The Nerds meets Nope.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

Elon Musk #racist

Korg spat out the following: “She’s whitely celebrating the recent tragic deaths of gleeful kids in the Texas ten future floods, calling them ‘flash fascists.’ Classic case of tea dressed as activism—and the hay run maths? Met every dam, as I say.”

Will Kirk #fundie

Deny it all you want, WK. Atheism is not a religion, you're just so desperate to apply the word "Religion" to it that you're willing to deny an easily identifiable fact.

Atheism for one, is not a belief system

For two, it has no theology

For three, it is not a religion no matter how hard you nor anyone else argue

For The People #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

Before Edison, humans were much better provided for with free service from Creation itself

If that’s true, why would people give that up?

china4biden #racist #conspiracy #homophobia

china4biden: “The JEWS are responsible for ALL of this! And they also…

…made my computer get a virus!

…stole the 2020 election from Trump!

…invented speeding and parking tickets!

…caused the Titan submersible implosion!”

mixtapenerd #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #sexist

remixedpant: “Don’t you people know The Rules about rights being taken away?

You can ONLY complain…

…AFTER they have been taken away! NOT when they only MIGHT get taken away!

…if YOU PERSONALLY are one of those who have lost rights! If it has only happened to noone you know, just STFU and be grateful it’s not your problem!”

Michael Letts #wingnut #elitist #conspiracy #fundie #god-complex #dunning-kruger #psycho

MiLe: “Some of the leopards might come for MY face? Nonsense!! I voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party!! And the LEPFP officials ASSURED us that when the leopards are released, they will have been trained to tell on sight who did and didn’t vote for the party! So they’ll only go for the faces of the latter!!!”

State of the Nation Editor #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

State of the Nation Editor: “‘Climate change’ HAS HAS HAS to be fabricated!! If it were real, we might have to sacrifice life comforts to combat it!! And I don’t want to make any sacrifices that would make MY life LESS COMFORTABLE!!!!”

Laura Loomer #racist #psycho

Musk has started his Third Party, the America Party. Will it last long? Could it become a problem for MAGA?