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The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie #sexist #homophobia

The Taylor fan club continues...🤯

Thanks, Rev, I might check out this Chappell Roan. If she's half as good as what you say, might be a bit of a 21st Century Melissa Etheridge.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut #quack

Tylenol exacerbates the problem but the CAUSE of the problem is the overload of vaccines

Only in the parallel world Lil Wheezer is reporting from here.

The world where…

…the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_James_Bulger never happened. Bulger is still alive.

…it never became an urban legend that Elvis Lives.

…there’s a species of panda that is blue. And exclusively carnivorous.

…when the ground-level temperature is - 19°C or less, the sky is milk chocolate brown.

…there was no Jack The Ripper.

lloydy89 #fundie

“you have a good point, scientists always jump to a conclusion.”
I can see why you think so. Scientists don’t publish their questions unless they think they’ve found the answer. So YOU always see a conclusion. And YOU never read/understand/comprehend the steps they took to get from the question to the conclusion, so to YOU, it’s a leap.

“For example, scientests find we have a "tailbone" which is vestigalent... wrong”
Feel free to prove that you understand the process they went through to decide it’s vestigial, and then show where you find it to be wrong. Oh, and show that you have the slightest idea what ‘vestigial’ means. I’m guessing you would fail a pretty basic biology test, here.

Wegs #fundie

“Ok Leon, I don't get it. A defendant is innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. So God exists until He is proven not to exist.”
God’s existence is not on trial in a court of law. Pissly poor analogy.

Ursa Minor #conspiracy #racist

Julian4jc #fundie

Athiest are pathetic people”
Meh. I’m athy, but not the athiest person I know.

“who dont want to be accountable to anything or anyone,”
This does not explain the 20 years i did in the military as an atheist.
Or, really, 40 years married. Three kids.

“so they force themselves to belive there is no God,”
Force, ha. Hahaha. No, sweetie. There’s no forcing and there wasn’t even a choice made.

“when every fiber of their being is screaming out that there is a God.”
I used to have screaming fibers. One visit to a gastroenterologist got me a prescription of laxitives, all cleared up.

“At the judgement seat,”
A fictional event in your mythos.

“it's not a matter of "you didnt belive in God", it's a matter of "you rejected God", because all along you knew there is a God, yet you hid it inside with bunch of excuses.”
You fail telepathy. Your god, at least, is supposed to know fully what i do believe and why.
And I don’t ‘belive in god’ because look at the nutburger, desperate idiots that keep trying to prove to me that I’m really not an atheist. Or athiest.

stlonginus #conspiracy

@TatersForever5481 #237163

At a guess I think it’s a reference to the bonkers “PizzaGate” conspiracy, where a child sex dungeon and organ harvesting ring was hiding in the basement of Comet Ping Pong and the children are referred to as “slices of pizza” by Hillary Clinton and the “Cabal/Deep State/Illuminati/Whatever/Enemies of Trump.” Comet Ping Pong was shot up by a believer in this conspiracy only for it to come out that not only was there no criminal conspiracy operating out of the basement but there was no BASEMENT, period.

TheOracle'sCookie #fundie

When I was six i proposed Marriage to Linda Craig in the hallway between our classroom and the bus. She turned me down and I stole a loose button off of her winter jacket to remember her by. Kept that button for about 10 years and finally threw it out. It was blue.
If we could figure a way to pull a red version of that exact button, stolen by other-verse me from other-verse Linda, that would be a stunningly amazing thing to produce. To some people, well worth more than a gram of gold or a pile of diamonds.

Not to all of us, of course. But even if we pulled diamonds into this universe, the amazing part is not going to be their net worth on the mundane market.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut #quack

Oh, what a rollercoaster. I thought you were just bobbing the Dumbshit’s knob for the sake of the Dumbshit. And that was just to try to throw another distraction from the Epstein File out. Ho and hum. But then, the sudden turn around! It’s ANTIVAXX activism against Tylenol!
Still a stupid fucking distraction but at least it is actually the next step in a long line of braindead fuckery!
This shit will NEVER die.

.didntnoagoodname. #enbyphobia #conspiracy #wingnut #elitist

@Peacemonger373 #237181

Apparently the game’s in Early Access and they haven’t programmed in all faction routes yet. So he’s complaining that he joined one of the non-programmed factions, learned that they have no missions, and wants to know if he can do missions with another unjoined faction. And when he was told no, he claimed it’s because the devs are biased towards the “woke” main faction…

Jayden's ?Mommy? #fundie

“Should I send my Atheist neighbors a CHRISTmas card?”
I wouldn’t, if i were you. They might send you a Saturnalia card. Or something else based on one or another non-Christain celebration of mid-winter. I doubt that you’ll take it welll.

“They are so lacking in any kind of mirth all the year.”
They don’t laugh at your jokes, not the same thing. But atheists have mirth. I donated a banner to the office tree one year with a bunch of beheaded babies stapled to it. The ones that Herod killed trying to stamp out the risk of a Christ? God knew that was happening/going to happen and did…bupkes to stop it, right?
I laughed, anyway.

“I think they need Jesus in their lives, but I am afraid the card will remind them that they have not accepted christ and might be not going to heaven."
You’re just virtue signalling, here, you know. Telling people that you knokw atheists but are afraid to offend them.

“I don't wont to make them less miserable at this time of the year, which is about love.”
You DON’T want them LESS miserable? YOU WANT them depressed, out of love?
You’re a sick bitch, ain’t you?

.didntnoagoodname. #enbyphobia #conspiracy #wingnut #elitist

@DarkPhoenix #237145

Like, seriously, that’s like the biggest obvious thing you can think of. If you openly side with one of the factions, you automatically piss off the other. Every single RPG has that sort of relationship mechanic when it comes to factions and one of them is openly siding with one of their rivals. You can’t have it both ways. What will this asshole complain about not being able to take any NCR quest after openly siding with Caesar’s Legion in New Vegas??

GloryBound #fundie

“It takes so much more faith to be an atheist than a Christian.”
I’m not sure how you measure faith, but that’s mathematically unlikely.

I mean, I’m an atheist because I do not perceive convincing evidence for any gods exists.
YOU, on the other hand have stories in a book, feelings, people’s testimony, historical institutions that claim your god is real. How do you determine that the shallow evidence for YOUR god is real, but dismiss similar evidence for every other religion in the world? Including the very slight differences between your flavor of christainity and everyone else’s?
It takes some specific mental gymnastics to be a member of ONE religion in this world and not all of them. So, much more faith to be, say, a Baptist or a Catholic, than it does to be an atheist.

“May God have mercy on the damned.”
He’s the one that damns them. If He had mercy, he’d forgive them instead.

“No, the damned deserve their damnation.”
When I believed, I could not accept that I could be happy in Paradise if anyone, anyone at all, was suffering in Hell. Clearly, you’re the sort of Christain that drove me out of the Church.

George B. Tonks #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

And what conspiracy are you hinting at? that he’s still alive or that Israel is the ones that assassinated him? Regardless as far as anyone else is aware of that isn’t true

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie #sexist #homophobia

by “traditional gender roles” you mean she “shuts up and do the housework” which… as far as I’m aware, she’s still a performer even with her engagement with that football player. So you’re wrong in that regard just as you’re wrong on everything else you say

George B. Tonks #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie #sexist #homophobia

David J. Stewart #fundie

“IF, as evolutionists claim, the earth is billions of years old,”
Geologists, Davey. That’s what geologists claim, not evolutionists.

“and mankind has evolved from a lower and simpler form of life,”
Some of that’s subjective. And judgmental. Mankind evolved from EARLIER forms of life. That’s the fact. Not necessarily simpler.

"then why has mankind gone from writing upon stones to laser printers in just the past 3,500 years?”
Technology requires a steady civilization with the leisure to enact a foundation of education. As we got better and better at surviving, we got more and more education resources, and invented cool shit.

"When God gave Moses the Ten Commandments, they were written upon stone.”
You know that the Egyptians had paper, right? They’d just left a civilization with paper. God creating stone tablets was not the litmus test for human technology at that time.

"It is abundantly clear that the Egyptians carved messages into stone (hieroglyphics).”
And drew them on paper, and painted them on stone. You really should open a reference book before nattering on so stupidly.

“So why is it that mankind has only discovered better inventions in the past few thousand years?”
Standing on the shoulders of giants.
Each discovery is built upon the foundations laid down by other discoverers. It’s not that complicated.

“If mankind had evolved, as evolutionists claim, then why didn't man discover ink a million years ago?”
We did. But before the inventor could share his work, he got eaten by a saber-toothed-banana.

George B. Tonks #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Do read what the latest issue of “Private Eye” magazine is saying about Charlie Kirk. And the fact that Jimmy Kimmel is back on TV.

In Soviet Britain sickened is you, Torge G. Bonks.

(Contd. P.94) (You’re hired, Jimmy - Ed)

Revelation Sky #fundie

“Well I must say that this is interesting that my post has struck a cord.”
Chord. Strike a chord is the phrase.
And that’s not really true, either. it’s not anything revelatory or amazing, just yet another fundy judging something they’re unfamiliar with.

“Personally, I think it better not to talk behind someone's back. It's called gossip”
Who were you talking to in the post that was quoted above? I mean, It does look to me like you were gossiping about some pics, no?
Anyway, I’m so terribly surprised that you also have negative comments on what we do at this site. No fundy’s ever done that before.

“Either way, I do feel sorry for those who do not have something important enough in their life to stand up for.”
Save your pity and save your down-the-nose view of the FSTDTers, if you will. You know fuck all about them, but are quick to judge.

“The first comment on here, the comment is silly. I wish people would think before making comments on something that they do not understand.”
Shiny mirror is shiny.

“Do I have an ulcer over this? No I don't. But thanks for worrying about my health. Does it anger me? Of course it does.”
Of course? Why of course? Why does it impact you in the slightest?
Has anyone blocked your ability to reference any other version of the Bible? You’re getting upset because you want to, which is not the mark of sanity or stability.

“There is something about a man that would who is perfect and done no wrong and is willing to be tortured and die for you.”
You’re missing a verb in there, somewhere, I think.
And, frankly, I think the verb is ‘mock’ and you conservatives just have a real problem understanding humor.

“ You may not believe this happened, but wheter you do or don't, doesn't change what happened.”
But it does affect how much we’ll revere stories that it happened.
I mean, have you READ the accounts of Jesus and the disciples? They’re morons. After Jesus says ‘I will accomplish (miracle)’ a few times, and then goes and accomplishes exactly that, you’d think they’d accept it as fact. They argue EVERY TIME that he can’t do the miracle. THEN they are convinced by the miracle and proclaim him. Real people don’t behave that way. Real people are the ones watching Trump fail time and time again and STILL insisting either he really did triumph, or that he’s just setting everyone up.

"I love my Lord with all my soul.”
Good for you. I can’t accept that he’s real. Or that souls are.

“Would you not be upset if someone insulted your loved one?”
Dude. I’m in an interracial marriage, with kids. People float insults all the goddamned time. I could get upset, or I could just ignore them as worthless lumps of opinionated trash.

“How much more so when you are speaking about the Lord.”
Um, none. None more so.

“If you do not understand this and want to stay angry and critical, I am sorry you have chosen this road.”
Dinnae fash y’sel. I’m critical but not all that angry at the bible or the lord, just the people trying to force Him down my throat. There’s a difference.

“Yes I am going to give the "I will pray for you" But I pray for all who are lost.”
I don’t understand people who actually get upset about people saying, “I will do absolutely nothing for or to you in this world, but _I_ will feel superior as if i accomplished something.”

David J. Stewart #fundie

What a surprise.

“Mormons are widely known for their sexualized religious beliefs. The two are inseparable. Remove the sexual perversion and the Mormon religion ceases to exist.”

Dave blabbers about things he knows fuck-all about, pun intended.
I haven’t been Mormon since i was about 8, but their religion isn’t sexualized. It merely provides that you can worship through your ancestors, giving them more power in the transmission.
Brigham Young came up with the idea that multiple wives multiplied the number of descendents in the each generation, bringing you celestial power that much faster. That’s all on him, and only specific sects practice it to this day. But that’s plain human greed, not their actual religion.
The rest of the Faithful don’t practice the weird sex and they’re still Mormons.
The funny part is Brigham Young University. Good chaste Mormon girls show up wanting to find husbands by networking. They meet upper-class girls who have had sex and discover that lightning will NOT strike if a boy sees your no-no place. And I don’t know if BYU invented soaking, but they certainly mastered it. God is apparently like a T-Rex, he can’t see you sinning if you don’t move. So couples will assume the position of sex and then don’t stroke. Lay perfectly still. A third-party, someone’s roommate, will jump up and down on the bed to provide involuntary motions to enhance the experience. And this isn’ tpart of their religion, just their rationalization. Because kids will have sex, Steve.

George B. Tonks #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Don’t believe anything the likes of George B. Tonks is saying about “Zionist controlled” media. It’s bullshit!

Vanaka #fundie

George B. Tonks #racist #conspiracy #wingnut

Alan Burns #fundie

We can’t find it, therefore it exists?
Yeah, that’s stupid.

MY Point of view is that i have watched a number of sailors pour pollution into their bloodstream and alter their conscious awareness of the information held within our brain, and how they used it. I can’t see how an overriding, noncorporeal element with override capability would allow the drunk brain to make the decisions they do. Calling up toxic ex’s, or calling the current wife but at 0230 in the morning, or ‘pranking’ the commanding officer and signing your own name.

czakal #racist

ConcernedNeighbor #racist

Shooty McDindu #racist

THE WAY #racist

stlonginus #conspiracy

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie #sexist #homophobia

Are you David J. Stewart?
Because you just so happen to mention Taylor Swift for more than 1 sentence.
Now go to a Guam prison and get your site shut down (as if.)

2sec4u #pratt

Didn’t Jimmy Kimmel do blackface once? I don’t know if he apologized for it though.
Anyhow, the show shouldn’t have been taken off for something minor like mentioning Charlie Kirk.

Donna #homophobia #fundie

.didntnoagoodname. #enbyphobia #conspiracy #wingnut #elitist

Tom Warner #ufo

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie #sexist #homophobia

“Seeing women perform vile acts of sodomy with one another! Because, even though ‘sodomy’ most often means ‘man-on-man buttfucking’, it can mean other things too, depending on what we’re condeming this time!” That’s what the Rev* Eric Kalinowski says.

*fox in Norwegian

2sec4u #pratt

The left has been boycotting companies for censorship on and off depending on who they censor and why. Companies deciding who they will carry, people complaining out it and deciding not to do business with that company are all free speech.
It’s only a violation of the 1st amendment when the government does it. It’s particularly bad when the government pressures a company because the President doesn’t like a particular comedian making fun of them.

BamaLady #fundie

“You'd better watch out, you heathen atheist socialists!”
heathen means pagan. So, that would be people who observe Christmas, Easter, Halloween…

Atheist.
Yeah, I’ll cop to that.

Socialist? Weird how socialism is BAD until Trump’s behavior bankrupts an entire demographic of farmers, small businessmen, or whatever’s next.

“God's watching every move you make.”
Why? He’s omniscient. He knew what i’d do before I was born. And why. My entire motivations for everything I’ll ever do, prepackaged and laid out in my ‘Welcome Aboard’ package i flipped through in the womb. And he’ll have that file again on judgment day, right? Current scrutiny would be redundant.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie #sexist #homophobia

The Rev. Eric is just another misogynist who hates the idea of people having fun. And thinks that offending him is a crime.
Same-same, boring.

Stewart Meadows #racist #transphobia #homophobia #kinkshaming

Peking Opera. Kabuki & Noh in Japan. Female roles played by men.

So how could Jews have had any influence in those countries…?!

2sec4u #pratt

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/media/jimmy-kimmel-abc-return-tuesday-rcna232335

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…and like Don Old Fart, seethe more OP.

A nice little break for Kimmel: now more relevant than ever.

All publicity is good publicity, I guess…!

Amanacer-Fiend0 #crackpot #racist #elitist

Tom Warner #ufo

Donna #homophobia #fundie

"Let's add some clarification to this Liberal blather.”
I think you fucked it up if that was your aim.

“The first rainbow flag was a promise”
No, sweetie, the first RAINBOW FULL STOP was a sign of the covenant between us and the world’s most incompetent mass murderer. No mention of flags.
And after all that effort to wipe out ‘the wicked’ god had to admit that it was a waste of time, since Man is just wicked as part of his nature. He was made that way.

"It first reminded Noah and his family of their salvation through water, from the complete and utter annihilation of sinners.”
Um, they weren’t saved by water. Water was the form that the forces of destruction took. THEY were saved by gopherwood and preparation. Maybe a dove if you wanna count it.

“It was a promise that God would never destroy the earth by flood again.”
Good thing God promised to never again do the thing that didn’t accomplish a fucking thing, huh?

“It is also a sheathed warning. God never promised that the world and the wicked would never be destroyed again. The next time will be with fire.”
Yes, but i don’t think THAT warning is sheathed in the Rainbow. We can just understand the limits of the Rainbow-associated covenant, “no more impotent floods,” and God has lawyered himself with options.

2sec4u #pratt

"but no one bats an eye when a tech company with more power than most governments on the planet has been doing it for nearly a decade.”

Funny thing, a private company cannot violate your 1st Amendment Rights. That’s a limit on the government. When the GOVERNMENT takes steps to censor free speechiness, that’s a big goddamned deal.
Or perhaps a better example for a conservative, If _I_ say ‘you can’t bring a gun into my house,’ that’s not a constitutional issue. If the government says, ‘You don’t have a reason to wear a gun when you go to Target for milk and a pair of slippers,’ that’s a big constitutional deal.

Tom Warner #ufo

Is it me, or does all the fucking repetition scream ‘A/I’?
And klunky.
“ heard a telepathic voice "to go home".”
I’d have put it, ‘heard a telepathic voice SAY for me to “go home”.’ At least I should think so.

Amunhotep Chavis El-Bey #crackpot #racist #conspiracy

.didntnoagoodname. #enbyphobia #conspiracy #wingnut #elitist

The funny part, if you read the whole interaction, is that it started with this idiot asking “Can I join the fascists and still be treated as a good person by the anti-fascists?”, and started bitching at the devs when they told him that no, if you join the fascists you can’t work with the anti-fascists.