KeithInc.

@KeithInc.

Pollyanna #fundie

"the Bible….it says for us women to be modest in our outfits-period.”
But that’s subjective. And cultural. At times, and in places, European women dressed to expose one breast.

“Is it so hard for some of yall to figure that out?”
You seem to have a problem figuring out that you are not the sole authority to define what ‘modest’ means in this day and age.

“my 13 yr. old son has more sense than some of you. He said why would a lady walk around on the beach with her butt hanging out? he said it looks ridiculous.”
I would have to see the butt in question to determine if your son is sensible, silly, or gay.

"Now what do some of you say to that - kids some times get it before the grown ups- that says a lot.”
The meme of kids saying stupid shit because they lack understanding is older than I am. See also: Art Linkletter

"Dont defend sin and call your self a Christian.”
But it’s not sin if it’s within cultural standards. And you’re a fussbudget.

KeepNHGranite #racist #homophobia #conspiracy

It’s not JUST that they admire Hitler, or at least express that, or that they want opponents dead without the bother of a trial, or the total lack of respect for black, women, other minorities, science…

But this party has marked out their territory. The ‘party of law’ wants death squads and star chambers. The party that supports the military wants the fascism so many of us died to fight. The party of personal responsibility is covering for pedophiles and accusing their accusers of doing their job.
And that’s outrageous… Not a surprise anymore, but an outrage.

Asahel #fundie

Salty_Crotchbeard #conspiracy

“Make men more womanly, and you have a weaker population that's more easily manipulated.”
I have to disagree. Men will watch a son march off to war for the nation’s HONOR, for PATRIOTISM, for GOD and COUNTRY.
Women will snatch their kids out of the street by their hair to keep them from dying needlessly or symbolically.

“I got down voted hard last time I said this. But I don't care.”
Well, you’re sexist.

Sephiroth #fundie

Anna Diehl #fundie

“Hell isn’t a bummer to God. It’s only repulsive to us,”
When I believe in Hell, the idea that ANYONE could be being punished down there drove me to tears. Nixon, the Iranian terrorists, Kissinger, even Hitler.
And to imagine a child of mine down there… That’s debilitating.
But your god shrugs off the suffering of his kids?
That’s a psychotic god you have, there.

prozack47 #fundie

mattlad22 #fundie

“Well a Christian that accepts evolution isnt exactly a Christian now is he/she...”
Not for us, including you, to judge, really. God put down the test and he’s the one to grade the paper.
For me, if you want to identify as a Christain, i have no reason not to believe you.

“in such case if they beleive that humans evolved from an ape or something then how can they beleive that the word of God is the absolute truth?”
Hey, do you ‘beleive’ that any parable is non-historical YET instructive?

“..what are they saying God was just kidding about telling us how He created us?”
No. That’s you projecting what YOU think defines a Christain.

TonyMicelliAyOh #wingnut #homophobia #conspiracy #ableist

A trump voter calling other people retarded mind slaves…. Even Mel Brooks wouldn’t try to do that on the big screen.

Lightbulb9 #fundie

“Lab animals are almost always euthanized at the end of their lives,”
Wait? Is that optional? Can we euthanize them halfway to the end of their lives? Like the doggy equivalent of high school? Get the scary death part over with so they can enjoy the rest of their life?

"having endured a life of tests, and crippling medical conditions."
How many tests do you think lab animals go through? I mean, if a lab rat survives one test, isn’t he then worthless for any other tests? He’s been tainted by the product.

“We must remember that the purpose of medical testing is to induce suffering,”
No, it’s to reduce suffering.

"through modeling diseases and sicknesses.”
If it’s being tested on an animal, it’s not ‘modeling’ any more.

“Its animal abuse, just not for pleasure.”
Very strong feelings, but not much in the way of logic, huh?

Wild About the GOSPEL #fundie #homophobia

“Atheist's homosexual gene”
Would come as quite a surprise to my wife and kids….

“is defective and causes the brain to malfunction in normal thinking processes.”
Ah. So it can’t be that i honestly don’t find your arguments for your skybeast compelling, it must be a disorder.

"Causing the atheist to burn in hell.”
So, just the way i was born, the brain i was issued, God’s going to punish me for being honest and true to my nature?
You worship a fucking dick.

kenneth #fundie

“If there are many 'gods' about, according to Mormon teachings, why do we never see or hear from them?”
Why would we? The Mormon promise is not to gain power to do anything on this world. It’s to gain the power to go make your own world and be god THERE, to THOSE people.
That option is offered to you, but you balk at a simplistic misunderstanding of what is on offer.

Sonia Banovac #transphobia

“Yes I want the vultures to pay for their crimes to humanity”
You mean against humanity, right?
I mean, actually, YOU Probably mean ‘against you.’ All your disappointments and inconveniences….

“For the harm that is being done to my child For the lie that he can be a woman,”
Chances are she IS a woman.

“for the lie that depression stops with blockers and boobs and after that with surgeries”
The first time Wendy Carlos was treated with a shot of estrogen, she was so relaxed she thought the doctor had simply sedated her. Do not underestimate the power of being comfortable in your own body for the very first time in your life.

“I want the vultures to pay for mutilating children, teenagers, young adults.”
Not too many minors get surgery, I’m sure you know. But the campfire-horror-story just will not die, will it?

“I want the vultures to pay for destroying families, mutilating beautiful perfect bodies without any remorse, without thinking that what they are doing could do more harm than good all because of money.”
Wow, what a load of horseshit.
Transition doesn’t destroy families, it’s your ego that’s the rock the family ship sinks upon.
As for harm… UP to 100 years ago, the treatment was basically to brainwash the mind to accept the body it’s in. So, while you cunts whine about being forced to use inappropriate pronouns and accepting lies, imagine all that internalized into the patient. THAT would be barm.

“I want the vultures to cry all the tears that I have cried for my child, every day.”
Oh, grow up.

"I want the vultures to feel the pain I feel to see my child suffering, believing a lie and telling me to leave him alone because I am ignorant and stupid.”
She’s right, and you just INSIST on remaining so.

"I want the vultures to pay for steeling my child 's love and respect for his parents.”
That’s entire your doing, sweetheart. YOU telling your daughter she was happier as your son, YOU rejecting the science, the reality, the therapy, all so you can be…what? Alone, but morally superior?
Fuck off.

Vanderzyden #fundie

“Think about it for a minute: Software does not exist on the computer, but rather in the minds of software engineers.”
Noooooo. The company i work for makes software for computers on submarines.

If i have software on my computer and the engineer dies, I still have software on my computer. I know this for a sad fact.
If i cycle power to the computer, the software has to be reloaded/rebooted to be operational, even if the engineer is sitting right next to me, staring at my computer.

Bro. Curtis #fundie

“Which do you take more seriously, the Bible, or "science" ?”
Well, without scare quotes, science gave us the internet, vaccines, surgery, artificial insulin, airplane flight, GPS, satellites, and 4 color map theory.

“If you question the creation,”
Yes. I question Both of the stories.
“do you also question the Garden of Eden,”
Yes. Two kids too innocent to understand the consequences of their choice being punished for making a choice when they were outside of direct adult supervision.
“the Flood,”
Yes. Just the amount of food needed to be on board for the three species of elephants for a year boggles the mind.
“ the Tower of Babel”
Yes. We’ve actually reached the sky a few times and God’s done bugger-all to us.
“Do you believe Balaam's ass spoke, with a man's voice ?”
No. Sounds like a Florida Man story.
“ Do you believe the "Fourth man in the Fire" story in Daniel ?”
No.

efenzie #fundie

“Intelligent design is a legitimate line of scientific inquiry. It is not biblical creationism. It does not pre-suppose deity.”
Every single time ID goes into court, the proponents’ side insists it’s science! Science! Science!
Then, every single time ID loses in court, some on the proponents’ side angrily accuses the courts of ‘kicking GOD out of schools AGAIN!’

Domic Huber #fundie

Actually, the time this quote was posted, there were almost a billion fewer people on the planet.
Even with Abortion, there’s more people on the planet now, more women, and I’ll bet the loser STILL doesn’t have a girlfriend.

Fred Butler #fundie

“I have a reason to use the word “anti-theist” rather than atheist.”
Sure you do, sweetie.

“The person who would hold to traditional atheism as a belief system”
What system?
I don’t believe in any gods. That makes me an atheist.
Done.

“is insistent that no compelling proof exists for him to believe in God.”
In any gods, frankly.

“The atheist claims to be neutral when considering the evidence for the existence of God, but his “neutrality” is disingenuous, because he absolutely has no intention of abandoning his atheism and submit himself to God if and when that undeniable proof for God is discovered.”
OOooh, a telepath who knows more about my motivations than the average bear.

“Thus, in reality, the supposed atheist is against any and all evidence that would point to God.”
But this is all in your head, not mine.

“His attitude is one that is opposed to God as an anti-theist, rather than a neutral observer waiting around to see if God shows up.”
Again, this is your problem, not mine.

“I have a personal example of this attitude when I had an atheist challenge me to take his “god detector” test. … His response demonstrates clearly the true heart of the atheist:”
No, as an American, he suspects you thought up a technicality or a cheat, so he won’t commit to the results unless and until he can verify that they MUST indicate a god, not just you having a magnet handy.

“It is one that is opposed to God, rather than one honestly looking for God.”
OR, he’s honestly looking for gods, but the believers have lied to him before, or trickd him, or some other chicanery.

“He offered a simple test, but if the criteria of his test were actually met, then he would change the criteria until it was no longer a valid test in his mind and he would have a further excuse to justify his unbelief and rebellion toward God. Such is the heart of the anti-theist.”
No, you’re still projecting. There are other interpretations of his hesitancy.

Grand Moff Nicodemus Fett #fundie

“And yes, you can tease, poke, stab, whatever at God and the Bible, but you can never turn me to belive that lie of science.”
But you DO believe the people who say that you have to choose between science and god. That’s idiotic.

RetroGraphicResource #sexist

“I had to get a new account because I am getting a lot of harrassment from a bunch of sluts.”
The incel dislikes attention from womens… Weird. How unlooked for.

"They keep virgin shaming me and making fun of my small penis.”
And you react? People have been making fun of the size of my penis for about 53 years. Most of them were not in a position to know how big my penis is. So, not much actual shame…

“One of them said my posts means that I have a micropenis but they don't say the same thing to their Asian friend who also does sprite art.”
Probably because his reaction isn’t as amusing as yours.

“Men deserve rights too. I want rape to be legalized on sluts just like the death penalty is used on criminals and it would help millions of guys like me.”
Uh, no, that’s psychotic. Rape isn’t a ’men’s right’ issue.

“Why can't these stupid sluts realize that my opinion is correct?”
Because you’re psychotic?

Sparklecat #fundie

“Give me one secular reason why I should care about anyone else, except for how they can benefit me...”
Enlightened self interest.

Margaret Mead said the first sign of the development of civilization was a healed broken leg bone. Showed someone supported the victim until they were healed.
We evolved as cooperative animals. Caring is our survival trait.
Caring for Person A may or may not benefit you directly. But it promotes a society where you might benefit from person C, D, E, Q,

Jk Rowling #crackpot

@Bastethotep #239189

Thing is, her politics for the last couple of years has been endorsing fascism. But she thinks it’s the side of righteousness, because biology is PENIS!PENIS!PENIS!
She’s mocking the efforts in comparison to WWI Trench Warfare AND she’s mocking the very stand of being TRA.

Tom Kidd #fundie

1hope #fundie

“Such as, how many young men started out harmlessly looking at porn on the Internet. Soon had the drive to go even further, started looking at child porn,”
No. Looking at pictures of fully developed adults having sex is drastically different from looking at underdeveloped bodies being abused. Neither one, if enjoyed, leads to enjoying the other.
Like drinking Coke doesn’t lead to snorting Cocaine.

SelfCrucified #sexist

“University sexual assault training actually teaches whores anti incel tactics”
That’s cute.
Someone mentions ‘rape avoidance training’ and the incel takes it personally.
A lot like when ICR publishes ‘Stupid arguments creationists shouldn’t use’ and Hovind takes is personally.

Church of Cyprus #fundie #quack

My wife took me to a party hosted by her choir group. It was the beginning of the AIDS crisis and an AMAZING number of people were upset at some of the steps that were being taken to prevent the spread through the congregation.
They insisted that there was no way GOD would allow them to get sick from communion.

I made a comment about all the doctors that were scandalized by germ theory and the suggestion that DOCTORS could make their patients sick while trying to treat them.

Ended up sitting in the car until the end of the party.

Addlebrand #racist

And you have a source where they mention this…?

love is all good #fundie

“One of the major reasons this junk [the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey] sparks so much morbid discussions on this putrid board is that this overtly pretentious macabre is nothing short of vomit inducing.”
Ah. A scientist that accepted evolution wrote a book that became a movie and part of it was that man’s evolution was guided by external forces. YOU reject that, so you reject the entire movie. Thaaaaaaat’s adult.

“From the beginning your left in complete shock of the cacophonous ramblings of the presumed 'apes',”
Cacophonous?
Would you rather they spoke the Queen’s English? I thought it was a wonderful scene to show the benefits of being tool users.

“hence the first error in projecting humans descended from monkeys WRONG!”
Yes, yes, Genesis is history. Of course, if the film had been made with that idea in mind, we’d lose the entire theme of the movie.

F' Sho #fundie

David J. Stewart #conspiracy

“Many father's and husbands are living in fear these days because of the brutal onslaught by the rigged court system.”
Weirdly, I respect my wife and her rights and have no fear of the court system. 40 years together… Your mileage may suck.

“The system wants divorces (which mean broken families).”
Divorce court leads to divorce? How odd. What, uh, what were you expecting? I mean, besides everyone lauding you as The Man.

“Once in the court system, the judge and lawyers take complete control.”
That’s the court system, Dave. Again, what would you expect?

“The couple has no say in the outcome.”
What you mean is that YOUR opinion wasn’t UBER ALLES.

“THERE WILL BE A DIVORCE. The judge and lawyers are required by law to follow rules set by the New World Order, which operates from New York city. Judges are evil to the core in today's system.”
You treated her like a house-slave and she took you to court to leave you. Funny how none of that was your fault…

practical joe #fundie

“The fact that a child is conditioned by nature to need both a mother and a father is lost on blind hedonists.”
So, there are no people in history who lost their father or mother at an early age but turned out successful?
We NEED both?
Really?

Laura Wood #racist #crackpot #wingnut

one doesn’t host a genocide by letting the target have kids.

disco #racist #conspiracy

“Completely abandoned by a society that blames them for its every failure while offering them nothing in return.”
How weird.
The men who want to take credit for building this country, for inventing everything, who are (in their eyes) solely responsible for this entire white nation and everything in it are held responsible for its problems?
The same people that deride or ignore the contributions of women, slaves, natives, and immigrants, who position themselves as the ONLY force for civilization don’t like being blamed for bad aspects of that civilization?
The nerve of some people.

Laura Wood and Peggy Hall #conspiracy

I have to believe if Kirk were to fake his death,he’d go down in a plane flown by a black DEI hire transgendered pilot. Not a conservative American with a gun.

Ok_Jackfruit572 #moonbat #sexist

“I (29F) am the most staunchly CF person most people in my life will ever meet.”
I don’t think that ‘child free’ really covers this shit.
The CF people I’ve met brag about having money to spend on trips to France (whether or not they ever go there), expensive hobbies, latest fashions… It’s a lifestyle choice. YOU, on the other hand, want to end all sex for every women because of the risk to women who aren’t even asking for you to protect them. This is more like Apocalypse Shakers Dominionism.

"I am VERY vocal about how I hate kids and see them as tools for the patriarchy only, how I consider pregnancy and childbirth domestic violence and how I pity every single pregnant woman/mom in existence, no matter how badly they thought or think they want that.”
How noble of you to completely disregard any other woman’s feelings on the matter, since you know so much better.

"How I believe that you can't love someone a woman and claim to want children from her, because why would you do that to someone you love?”
WITH her. I want children WITH her. Mostly because she wanted children. I wanted dogs. I wanted three dogs. She called me at work one day to tell me i was down to two dogs. Took me half an hour to realize she was announcing her pregnancy. Half an hour and two coworkers suggesting i might want to call her back…

"How I wholeheartedly do not care if we go extinct because the human species is surviving at the expense of women”
And some women are into that shit. How is it your place to decide for them?

“ and always did, and how fetuses are growing tumors to me because they have the same potential for harming me if not more.”
Harming you?
Are you saying you’ve been preggers?
How would that happen?

“How in an ideal world we would have separate CF everything (not just transport and restaurants, straight up separate city areas) and if I never run into another kid again it will be too soon.”
I’d like you to rewind this entire screed and replace kids with, oh, I dunno, blacks, Jews, women, veterans, the homeless… See if there’s ANY feelings of shame in that head of yours.

“I had to end the relationship with what would have otherwise been the live of my life because he, too, wanted to fucking breed. Every single interaction I am forced to have with kids is awkward and unpleasant for all parts involved.”

“Oh don't even get me started about that! How do you claim to be a feminist, and a radical one at that, yet you are so happy to lay down and get yourself ripped open alive for a man?”
Again, it might not be for The Man’s sake.

..::S a M = SUPERSAM:::..xX.IKTPQ.Xx #fundie

“masturbation is selfish sex,”
Meh. Is it really sex? You can beat off for 40 years and still be a virgin.

“alot of preachers talk about it as being selfish sex.”
They also talk about god being real, so what do they know?

“it says in the bible that if u look at someone sexually cut out ur eyes,”
No, sweetie, it says that IF looking at someone drives you to sin, then it’s your fault not theirs, and gouge your eyes out.

“if u touch som1 sexually cut off ur hand.”
If you SIN by touching someone. i touch my wife constantly, but it’s not sinning.

“in masturbation u must b thinking bout som1 sexually ......”
That’s so vanilla… You never beat off to the idea of winning at Jeopardy? Or of training a robot to circumnavigate the beaches of Florida?
Weird.

unknow #fundie

“These are ten puzzling scientific facts which will lead any open-minded person to the conclusion that the universe is a lot younger than billions of years old.”
If they’re still puzzling, how can you draw a conclusion?
Sounds more like a mystery that deserves some investigation before concluding anything.

So, you’re just trying to shoehorn creationism into science…. Dishonestly.

Hislittleangel #fundie

“one of these days...you will encounter a demon or fallen angel....”
Been here 63 years without…. Not holding my breath.

“you will desperatly need our help....but none of will believe you. Do you want that? The demons in your life may be just waiting to attack you until you have reached the point where nobody here even wants too speak to you.”
So y’all’s willingness to fight evil is conditional on my behavior? Like Cops not answering calls if the address ever had a Biden sign in the yard? What assholes.

"Demons are very intelligent, highly manipulative, and extremly cunning. They can destroy the life you have as you know it. My life will never be the same. Think before you speak.”
Usually.

“ You are gonna need us one day....God sent us all here for a reason...your time may not have come yet....but it will.”
Uh huh…. sure.

Cynthia H #fundie

“ how can anyone think there is any other way to God?”
God takes a few hits of altar smoke and starts regretting being a hardass. We’ve seen it at every party, someone gets drunk and decides one of his exes was ‘The One.’ Calls her after being broken up for ten years….
Anyway, he might decide to forgive us all.

Seekmosttoprophesy #fundie

kenny1659 #fundie

This reminds me of Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas. Two men in the middle of auditorium seating. One gets up to leave, forcing his way past angry person after angry person, all bitching that he’s in the way.
Thompson got up, acting as if he was about to puke, asked to get by. People got out of his way, helped him along, wished him godspeed.

I’m certainly not afraid of hearing about the Rapture, but, yeah, I might leave out of fear of it sticking to my pants…

GreenEyedLady #fundie

“Here is a link to what scientist think is noah's ark.”
What ‘science’ would that even be?
Geologists? Archaologists? Mythologists?

“Doesn't that prove that us christians are right?”
Noah being historical doesn’t require Jesus to be historical… At BEST it proves that the OT is right in a stopped-clock sort of way.

“How can one part of the bible be right, noah, and the other just hogwash?”
In Harry Potter, he goes to London. London exists. Does that mean Hogwart’s exists?

“Just a thought”
A stupid thought.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

"Jimmy Kimmel has been suspended for saying Charlie Kirk’s murderer was on the side of MAGA—a blatant lie.”
Would you really rather believe that any random liberal is gun savvy enough to make that shot?
And I did notice how quickly the Media stopped reporting all three of the bullets with writing on them and only reported the ANTIFA one over and over again.
No, bubbles, you’ve been had.

sipow #wingnut

A.F. Branco #wingnut

Such a champion for truth that quoting him will get you fired…?

Ok_Jackfruit572 #sexist #moonbat

“As a woman I don't believe a partner can love me and want me to be pregnant and give birth at the same time,”
A woman? I was reading this as posted by an incel. Huh. Death to all sex trophies sort of thing.

Hey, if it’s not for you, more power to you. Really. But some of us love our partners AND say ‘more power to you’ while they do something risky.

My wife loves me but knew I was going to go back to making submarine patrols after shore duty. I love my wife but she wanted kids. And I’m well aware that states have maternity fatality rates.

StrengthFromAbove83 #fundie

“ok, ONE SPECIES can NOT ever change into something else.”
Spoken confidently. What experiments or observations can you submit in support of this firm conclusion?

“ADAPTATION is NOT evolution.”
Can you define evolution in such a way as to exclude adaptation?

“We, as humans have never and will never turn into something else (evolve).”
We’re evolving right now.

“If I live in a house with a very short ceiling, I'll hunch over, ADAPT. If I walk barefoot all the time, I'll develop calcium deposits in my bones, I'll ADAPT.”
Individuals don’t evolve. None of this is part of evolution, dork.

[deleted] #fundie

“The faith healing didn't harm their child directly, it was the lack of medical attention.”
When my son fell off the roof, I took him to the ER, not a witch doctor.
When my other son cut the end of his finger off, we went to the ER, not a shaman.
When the OTHER other son stepped on glass slivers, we took him to urgent care, not a wizard.
When my wife went into labor 4 months early, I took her to the Naval Hospital, not the Chaplain.
It’s EXACTLY like they were negligent. Parents refusing the best available medical care are serving their egos more than their kid.

“Plus, it's their right because we have freedom of religion”
Your rights end when they harm another. You’re free to swing your arm unless and until it hits my nose.

Jiggles #fundie

“Besides the historical inaccuracies of the Book of Morman, which the Bible does not have,”

1 Chronicles 29:7. David pays for the temple with Darics.
Darics are a coinage named after King Darius.
Darius was 400 years after David.
That’d be one HELL of a post-dated check

MooreCoffee #fundie

“Actually, TC, you should grow a pair and refute non believers. Jesus called out liars and flipped tables when he had to. I'm flippin this board.”
Ooooh, so angry.

“An Atheist refusing to read a bible is the same as a child refusing to eat a new vegetable. You're the hypocrite. ”
And you’ve read the Bhagavad Gita, the Koran, Carlos Castaneda, Joseph Campbell, the Egyptian Book of the Dead?

"I don't pretend to be jerk for fun, I am one. You have absolutely no foundation for your life, or those of your children.”
OH, NO! I have failed to meet the life-foundation requirements assigned by (checks notes) A Jerk. Huh. How can i ever face my kids after this?

“Look around you, is a world of overmedicated kids and school suicides your "proof" of god's abscence? What is it? That's called FREE WILL, not the abscence of god.”
No, i just keep asking for evidence FOR any gods, and get bad history, bad math, really bad science, and rage. Not terribly compelling…

"The good news is that when you do decide to let go of your personal problems, Jesus will carry em for you. Is that so bad to you?”
Dude, I still don’t have a reason to think he’s more than a Mary Sue for Jewish History.

“ What is so wrong about a man who only ever wanted to help people? Oh, that guy you knew, that person you loved was a jerk claiming christianity, so there is no god?”
Ah. The Hollywood Atheist Story. Yeah, that’s how we all came to atheism, sure.

“Keep on sayin' it, but are you certain?”
Pretty much.

“Is anything worth your soul?”
My what?

“ Might be deaf ears in hear, but it's never too late.”
Always the threat, huh?
Never any positive information, just ad hominem and the threat. Can’t imagine why reading the Bible is so unconvincing….