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The Romans had a habit of recruiting soldiers from any lands they conquered. For security, they moved those units far, far away from where they grew up. So a lot of the soldiers in, say, Londinium were not exactly what you’d consider white. Which is probably why my genetic profile is not pure white, even though one of my ancestors was on the Mayflower.
I think a LOT of the people you find admirable would not stand up to scrutiny of their DNA.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

AndyPantsGaming #sexist #psycho #fundie #wingnut

What did women voting do to you personally? Also, this is just sexist. He is the rest of the tags though.

IIRC, the suffrage movement was not about ASKING for the vote….

Anyomous #conspiracy #sexist

I read someone post that if you’re wondering when Dr. Who turned woke, or Star Trek, or The Boys, or Sesame Street, you should consider that you’re just not able to watch TV and understand it. Stick to Three Stooges movies.

Essenes #racist #wingnut

TheresaKing #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Despite riots by whites last year I’m not seeing any form of martial law here in Britain.

Perhaps because of our security services, we don’t need to…!

Essenes #wingnut #transphobia #pratt

Jason #transphobia #pratt

In ancient tales, to trespass the gods’ delineations—between mortal and divine, between realms of day and night—was to invite chaos.

Loki giving birth to Sleipnir.

Whoops!

TheresaKing #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

TK: “The jews, operating through deception, are the driving force behind everything we hate! DON’T imply that I am a low IQ simian by suggesting it’s not that easy!!”

David J. Stewart #fundie

“This is just another attack on God's Word by Walt Disney.”
You know, I always suspected that adding that phrase to the pledge was unconstitutional. The Supreme Court pretended it was something generic, like ‘ceremonial deism.’ But i notice that if anyone messes with it, the Bleevers come out of the woodwork to bitch.
So, yeah, yank it.

Jason #transphobia #pratt

Jason: “The line between Female and Male is supposed to be a border wall that makes the one Trump said he was gonna get built against Mexico seem like a picket fence in comparison! And who belongs on which side of that wall is to be determined once and for all by what genitals they were observed to have when they emerged from the womb!!
How else can Female and Male continue to be Separate But Equal?”

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy

During a periodic reset approximately 1000 years ago
...a cataclysmic end to Atlantis

And absolutely nobody noticed the sinking of an entire island off the Strait of Gibraltar, not Pope Benedict VIII, not Henri I king of France or King Canute the Great in England, not a single Christian or Muslim living in Spain when Islam was in its Golden Age?

Explain that.

disco #sexist

I don’t even have a wife, but “allow”? Seriously? What do you think she would be, my property?
Oh, who am I kidding, of course this dick thinks women are the property of men…

Jason #transphobia #pratt

Fancy words doesn’t make you correct. I have seen a lot of quotes with fancy words, and the commenters were able to debunk them.

disco #sexist

TheresaKing #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Never forget who the driving force is behind everything you hate. It’s the jews

“Why do I sometimes get to work late? DA JOOS! DA JOOS!”
“Why did I stub my toe? DA JOOS! DA JOOS!”
“Why did I step on a lego? DA JOOS! DA JOOS!”

Essenes #wingnut #transphobia #pratt

Essenes #racist #wingnut

Jefferson Davis, was a Democrat

But that was when democrats were right-wing, and republicans were progressive.

Crucified 2 #fundie

“A. Ok, my theoruy is that God made it all.”
That’s not a theory, that’s just assigning blame.

“The evidence is that it takes intelligence to make complex, sophisticated and intelligent design.”
How do you know this? How would you demonstrate this to apply to ALL complexity?

“There are NO exceptions.”
You can show that you’ve done the research for this, you’re not just SAYING it as if it were true?

“That proves my theory of inteliigent design od all creation.”
That doesn’t prove shit. You made a statement and agreed with it. You’ve proven dick.

disco #sexist

TheresaKing #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Essenes #racist #wingnut

> So, Irish people were the first slaves in America...

Nope, they were indentured laborers. The Cherokee kept slaves in pre-colonial times, as the same comment pointed out, so it’s double stupid.

> If white identity didn't exist then why do you blame whites for Colonizing America?

Blaming an entire ethnicity for things a subset of that ethnicity did isn’t something sane people do. Funny how right wingers do it all the time…

> The Romanovs were Bolsheviks because "party flip"?

“Party flip” refers to something that happened in the US alone in the 1960s due to the civil rights movement n. Republicans used their “southern strategy” to pull in conservatives, causing the Democratic Party to shift left.

> The Cherokee are literally the largest native America tribe in America and they unanimously supported the confederates.

Couldn’t even get that right. Some of them supported the Union, then others came into power who supported the Confederacy.

> The question of slave ownership was nothing more than economic warfare to prevent the confederate states from amassing wealth again. It had absolutely nothing to do with the morality of slavery. In that sense the republican United states weren't any better than the Democrat Confederates.

The lost cause nonsense and again pretending there was no party flip.

You didn't debunk anything.
You just huffed your own farts.

Naomi Elizabeth Dooner #fundie

“So, pro-choicers, this is what your movement has resulted in. Hope you’re proud of your work.”
Yes, yes, it was pro-choicers. FIRST we told her that it wasn’t a person, THEN we told her to be guilty about the murder of that person. That was us. Uh-huh. Sure. We escorted her into the abortion clinic to protect her from the Faithful, then lined up at the exit to point fingers and shout ‘Shame! Shame!” Us, and only us.

lilefamily4 #fundie

“That is God's way of saying, "Hello McFly, see something wrong here?"”
Wait.
Hang on.
You’re saying no one is born gay, God doesn’t make anyone homosexual.
But you are also saying God DOES make gay men effeminate? And gay women butch? As… A warning?

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy

serves human meat crickets and other bugs mixed in with the remains of abused cows

Is that supposed to be ‘serves human meat, crickets and other bugs mixed in with the remains of abused cows’?

Ynott #fundie

“Do not judge God based on your own feelings.”
Whynot?
My feelings are real, they’re mine. I’ve spent quite a bit of time thinking through my morality. Why NOT question the literary character who’s presented as a source of morality?
He kills for a whim, for the slightest injustice. He’s like Trump with more power. Why give that thing the benefit of any doubt?

Kotakuinaction2 #racist #conspiracy

So then if you get your knickers in a twist for parties removing any historical monument, what do you have to say about Trump demolishing one of the wings of the friggin’ White House without approval and while lying about his promise not to do so?

All Religions are One #crackpot #magick #homophobia #conspiracy

You forgot one thing:

1972: Oranges are a metaphor for death in “The Godfather”

>1950s Vietnam War use of Agent Orange by the war industry

As Agent Orange was used from 1962 to 1971 in the Vietnam War, before you die of a credibility attack with flit gun in your hand you say this OP:

Look how they massacred my opinion!

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

Mike Stone #wingnut #transphobia #racist #fundie #conspiracy

various commenters #wingnut #racist #sexist

<@KeithInc.> #240278

There have been black people living in colonial America since the 1600s. Their descendants have been living longer than our current president.

Brandon Smith #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

Jordan N. Gollub #racist

Look what crawled out of the caves and changed his name by one letter!

because his own last name sounded too ethnic

So he knows from his own experience that racism hits not only the Other, but also generates false positives among the in-group… but is an active promoter of racism, anyways.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #240289

Bennett is a flaming zealot of a vegan to add to his list. He probably thinks Taco Baal feeds sacrificed babies to crickets to feed to the masses so the elites get more murdered cow to themselves.

Taco Bell is Taco Baal

OK, this is one I know without even having to look it up. The “Bell” in Taco Bell comes from the name of the founder of the chain, Glen Bell. (who eventually sold the company to PepsiCo, who later spun off their restaurant interests into a company called “Tricon” which still later changed their name to “Yum Brands”.)

serves human meat crickets and other bugs mixed in with the remains of abused cows

What are “human meat crickets”? Do I even wanna know? Or was there supposed to be a comma in there? Though, OK, I guess the last part is correct enough, they after all, do serve beef, which I imagine cows would consider “abuse” if you could ask them.

Amanda Grace/Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

“I am allowing a great pressure to build,” Grace prophesies. “It is being allowed to build

That could put pressure on people, people on streets….

Day day. Be de bop.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

What about the Owl of Moloch laid out around the Capitol? Why aren't you nutcases screeching about the Bohemian Grove anymore?

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GangstaLawya #fundie

“Carlin was always acting like a bitter old man and people call that "funny."”
Humor requires an ability to see things from a new perspective. Isaac Asimov referred to it as a speed bump jostling your world view. Others say it’s getting pushed out of your rut.
Conservatives do not EVER examine things from a different point of view.
The joke, ‘I wonder what my dog named me?’ makes me think about ‘The Meat Guy!’ while the OP would probably just say, ’That’s stupid, dogs don’t give names.’

“I saw the act "Religion is b. s." and "abortion," and there was no humor, just sarcastic support for his own wicked ways. The "invisible man in the sky" came down and took on human form in the person of Jesus Christ. Yet, Carlin rejected the faith which has as its symbol "a guy nailed to two pieces of wood."”
No, no, he pointed out that JESUS would probably not belong to a religion that was symbolized by a man being tortured. ESPECIALLY if that man was Jesus! Makes you think. Or, well, it made the people who laughed think.

“Carlin also thought he could improve the ten commandments. Well, first of all, that guy nailed to two pieces of wood wanted to atone for Carlin's sins so he wouldn't be judged by them on the other side of the grave.”
So, you’re not really criticizing Carlin’s humor, just rejecting it in favor of your superstition. Using his death as an opportunity to deliver a sermon.

All Religions are One #crackpot #magick #homophobia #conspiracy

MohairSam #fundie

A number of coworkers were quite pleased with Carlin as long as he put down the Catholics. When they found out he was atheist, though, they got upset.

And, really, quoting Carlin post-mortem as he begins serving eternity in the lake of fire… Those aren’t his last words, according to your myths. Those are the first words of the rest of his unlife.
And I really doubt that’s what he’d be saying, anyway. Certainly not asking the God that put him in Hell to forgive him.
Probably more along the lines of ‘Holy fuck, the worst part of dying is finding out Sister Mary Immaculata was fucking RIGHT! Or, you know, KIND of right, since she’s right over there, in the shallow section.’

Jordan N. Gollub #racist

as President Donald Trump has done with an executive order to end birthright citizenship.

Enraging as that is, I am comforted by the fact that another executive order can reverse this particular miscarriage of justice.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy

I don’t know how far-fetched this theory is. On one hand, Washington is full of government buildings and the shortest distance between any three points is a triangle. On the other, there’s a reason the Masons are called ‘Masons’, therefore, buildings frequently do have Masonic symbols incorporated and if a city ended up with some in the planning as well, it would hardly be surprising.

None of this would affect the vibrations or the energy or the magic, or the Force, or Philip Pullman’s ‘Dust’, or anything like that in the slightest.