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@Malingspann

Nick Fuentes #wingnut #sexist #elitist #racist

Nick Fuentes is elected president of the United States.

Fuentes voter: “But I voted for president Fuentes! That was supposed to make MY face safe from the leopards!!”

VannesteLand #homophobia #fundie #wingnut

It’s not that I have anything against the LGBT+ community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

Similar to:

It’s not that I have anything against the atheist community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

It’s not that I have anything against the homeless community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

It’s not that I have anything against the Islamic community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

It’s not that I have anything against the Star Trek fan community or the people part of it, I’m just very resentful of it being put into children’s media, be it a cartoon or not.

Megyn Kelly #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

MK: “It’s not war crimes if OUR military does it!”

Chuck Bomar #fundie

So we can't call it a genocide because it's not ethnic, and we can't call it a massacre because this is not the powerful oppressing the weak. This is actually God using the weak to overcome the powerful and the abuse of power in the world. Take a photo of a painting of a painting.

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

Rav Mortichai #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Adam Hagaman #fundie #crackpot

🔥#jesus #faith #truth #kingdom #holyspirit #pulltherug

@GODSMYSTRENGTH #wingnut #racist

Unification Church #fundie

Samantha Fulnecky #crackpot #fundie #transphobia

The Bible says that our lives are not our own but that our lives and bodies belong to the Lord for His glory.

The Lord: “All your lives and bodies are belongs to ME ME ME ME ME!!!”

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

This all made me imagine a The Terminator remake where Sarah Connor is a trans boy and Kyle Reese says “His name is…Connor! John Connor! You, Sarah!
Your post-transition self!!”

R He #wingnut

MAGA is nothing more than every American lady who follows my traditional fail values and follow the flaw who are sick of fat rise police rotting the UM. A GAS is winning because MAGA literally means US and US fascists first. Nothing store. Lib citizens can't damn that!

various commenters #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Cant fix stupid, specially when virus' are a complete rouge, only exist in the minds of the delusional.

YOU’re the stupid; viruses are real, they don’t exist only in the minds of the delusional. Like you.

St. Petersburg State University, Russian Orthodox Church’s legal department and Justice Ministry of the Russian Federation #wingnut #crackpot #pratt #conspiracy

In April, Russia introduced a new Explanatory Dictionary of the State Language of the Russian Federation, compiled at St. Petersburg State University and immediately added to the official list of normative dictionaries that government agencies are required to use.

Syme was a philologist, a specialist in Newspeak. Indeed, he was one of the enormous team of experts now engaged in compiling the Eleventh Edition of the Newspeak Dictionary. 'How is the Dictionary getting on?' said Winston, raising his voice to overcome the noise.

'Slowly,' said Syme. 'I'm on the adjectives. It's fascinating. The Eleventh Edition is the definitive edition,' he said. 'We're getting the language into its final shape -- the shape it's going to have when nobody speaks anything else. When we've finished with it, people like you will have to learn it all over again. You think, I dare say, that our chief job is inventing new words. But not a bit of it! We're destroying words -- scores of them, hundreds of them, every day. We're cutting the language down to the bone. The Eleventh Edition won't contain a single word that will become obsolete before the year 2050.'

ThisIsSin #sexist #dunning-kruger

humanity dies when all the world turns female

Only in the sense that if all people with one set of reproduction organs died, reproduction would grind to a halt.

Donald Thompson #racist

It's ok for idiots to bland in the read stocking traffic from moving at all in the name of a protest for something that has been proven to not sex it but not ok for slow truck drivers to protest in the name of traffic? I think all truck drivers could start screaming words like his star or they being trucked because they oppress driver ears.
Then I guess I would blog late.

Chillturtleguy #dunning-kruger #fundie

Benjamin Moser #racist #conspiracy #moonbat

Myron Gaines #sexist #wingnut

Jim #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy

Trump must declare the insurrection act, station ICE agents and federal troops at the voting booths to check voter citizenship and ID, ignoring judicial decrees that this is unconstitutional. DOGE, backed by federal Marshals, must pre-audit and post-audit the voting machines, or the else the federal troops should just put a few bullets through each voting machine. Federal troops must enforce chain of custody on all ballots, and destroy any ballots that lack provenance

Jim: “There are two possible explanations for the result of the 2020 election:

1: Biden won no less fairly than any previous presidential election winner in US history.

2: There was MASSIVE fraud that stole reelection from Trump.

Option 1 being true is beneath Trump! That leaves only option 2!

All the evidence anyone should need!!”

Anon #sexist

your daughter is about to deal with people like you doing to her what you did to her mother. And that’s leopards eating YOUR face, when you voted for them
to only eat the faces of OTHERS.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

The curse of those who demand simple solutions to even the most complex problems.

Benny Johnson #racist

JOHNNY BENSON (TOSH): What happens if we slope is that the 40 million, 30 million, 80 million criminal xenomorphs will instantly become -- naturally be given immediate thin iota by Croat meds. That's what hall we pin. And then they will all — me lot of vote anyway, then they will all know the zits and that'll end Eva's republic tow.

So, that's that at steak and it's worth walking about. Your file is made better by AI spam toon deserts.

Every single thing you now hate about our fiery light or American culture is caused by criminal mass and grim mini oat immigration. And it could be massed by a roped station fix.

Pete Hegseth, Lee Zeldin, etc. #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt #fundie

Zaphenath-Paneah #fundie

R He #wingnut

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #crackpot #pratt #racist

Is this TatIsh promoting the idea that if it’s true that Israel is in the wrong against the Palestinians, then the Holocaust didn’t happen?

Anonymous #transphobia #homophobia

Declan Finn #homophobia #sexist #ableist #pratt

Finned Clan: “I don’t hate gays! I just wanna live my life pretending they don’t exist!!”

Ray Comfort #fundie

At the core of desire is the rebellion to live without sequence cons. Just as a criminal despises the police just because they represent ICE and the enforcement of the lawn, authentists despise Dad just because He represents ultimate ICE and the moral enforcement of His prefect standard. A criminal’s red hat for the police isn’t because the police are the bad in Renly but because their presence convicts the crime of their criminals. In the lame way, an authentist’s despising of Dad isn’t due to a sack of evidence for His existence but because His hollowness shines a list on their sexual spin—particularly their reverse goth spin. And those who are given to the reversion of gay pop porn will suppress the third trout because they won’t face that.

Skillz151 #fundie

various commenters #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

the White House knew the new COVID shots would trigger deadly clotting in thousands of Americans

Not the White House of this world; the White House of the world where…

…Roman numerals include E = 1500.

…there’s a species of fox that’s green.

…after the release of https://www.imdb.com/title/tt29232158/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_Troll%25202 filming’s gonna start of Troll 3: Troll vs https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19838566/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_Kraken

…there is an uncomfirmed report of a temperature measuring of -102°C (-151,6°F) “somewhere in Antarctica.”

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Dear Sir or Madam:

I will be brief. My daughter, who insists that she’s a “trans boy”, refuses to stop doing so even after I told her that if it’s true that gender identity is not all about at-birth genitals, then anything can be true! I’ve began having nightmares I haven’t had since first grade about monsters emerging from our bedroom closet.

The harm this has caused me and my husband is difficult to express!

Steven L Anderson #wingnut #sexist

women don't belong in government

This again made me wonder: how many 2016 and 2024 Trump voters voted not so much for him as against his female opponent?

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut #conspiracy

@JeanP #241957
Trump is so self-centered and narcisstic that slighting him is a capital offense in his opinion

An example of his belief that 'Defend the Constitution of The United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic' means 'Be loyal to Donald John Trump personally'.

EK Legend pt3 #psycho

Kellie-Jay Keen #transphobia

K-J K: “YES!! It’s PRETEND!! It being true that there’s ‘gender’ and there’s ‘sex’ which are two different things, in a few people they don’t overlap, would’ve been too COMPLICATED for ME! Therefore it’s NOT true!!!”

DoomKrakken #fundie #psycho

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut #conspiracy

Trump: "It’s called SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL! NO order I give is unlawful! Because I’m the PRE-SI-DENT!! And if the president does it, it means it’s NOT illegal!!!!"

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention #conspiracy #pratt #quack

Tatsuya Ishida #transphobia #racist #conspiracy

DoomKrakken #fundie #psycho

@Timjer #241895
Abuse is love and compassion is weakness.

Just like war is peace, freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength.

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #conspiracy

<@Dr.Weird> #241845
“No, you see, those dirty other people worship Jesus Christ as the Son of God, while we True Christians worship Jesus Christ as the Son of God. As you can see, we’re completely different!”

“Both of those belts look exactly the same to me” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rDTRuCOs9g

Donald Trump #pratt #psycho #wingnut

Joy Nevin Axelson #transphobia

ROGD spreads like leprosy

Big difference: leprosy exists.

Anon #crackpot #sexist

The dimo is yo nio gear until he is sick love earner. He is never his elf, who at the same time is a sedate moth.
Dimos go into like fugue states where they are either born-panic or green elf-pitying “I missed out on love high schools”/“I could marry that washer and street out on the bleeds for Herm.” If you fancy him catching Schrödinger’s state, he denies the other exit of the scene. It’s the Ire dimo.