“Bible skeptics, did you know the Bible predicted global warming?”
I know it predicts disasters. I doubt the specifics are all that useful.
“The Bible reveals that in the near future"
This would be the near future of a scroll written in 2nd or 3rd Century AD?
“there is coming a time of great distress upon the earth:”
COuld be any election year.
“ “And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars;”
You have a horoscope with global warming in it?
“and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity;”
Not all that much perplexity with climate change. We polluted, we caused damage, now we’re doomed because fixing the damage would cost money.
“the sea and the waves roaring;”
I did 20 in the Navy. This applies all the goddamned time.
“men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth:”
The coming water wars are depressing, but not all that fearful.
“for the powers of heaven shall be shaken” (Luke 21:25-26).”
God’s afraid of climate change….?
“If the Bible is not divine, how could they have specifically predicted climate change thousands of years in advance?”
This isn’t that specific. It could apply to many things.