Bastethotep

@Bastethotep

various commenters #wingnut

We made this happen, now we pay the Piper.

…but it was Hamlin refusing to pay the Piper that led to tragedy!

Megyn Kelly #wingnut #god-complex

Sigh, again…

Tšaa’lȳ Qœrq
Lawful Evil Infernal Duke of dishonest discourse, wilful ignorance, adulatory revisionism
Domains:
PF1E: Evil, Law, Trickery, Madness (Devil, Insanity, Innuendo, Martyrdom)
PF2E: Confidence, Tyranny, Trickery, Glyph
D&D5E: Trickery, Order, Ambition
Symbol: Clockwise semicircle arrow pointing to the Right
Sacred Weapon: Repeating crossbow or musket/arquebus
Divine Skill: Deception
Sacred Animal: Sea-lion and vulture
Sacred Colours: Blue, red and white
Divine Realm: Tipiyusë Campus (Dis, Hell)
Worshippers: Reactionary pseudointellectuals, political grifters
Servants: Gibbering Mouthers
Edicts:
- Engage in dishonest debate, utilising every dirty rhetorical trick and logical fallacy to win
- Goad your opponents into striking first
- Shamelessly exploit tragedies to promote your agenda, especially if it allows you to glorify a fallen ally as a martyr
- Never admit to being wrong
- Never examine your prejudices
- Never let decency or empathy get in the way of political opportunism
According to his cult, Tšaa’lȳ Qœrq was in life the kindest and most open-minded master of philosophical dialogue in the past, present and future of the Multiverse, cruelly martyred by a gender-divergent terrorist for speaking the Truth, proving the necessity to exterminate all “so-called ‘Chaotic Good’” beings. Those few others who took notice of him at the time strongly disagree with every part of this assessment; unfortunately, his cultists are excellent at enforcing their narrative.
Tšaa’lȳ Qœrq takes the form of a muscular human male with a smug undersized face and gunshot stigmata on his neck.

Ben Shapiro #wingnut

Nihilistic edgelord ideologically identifies as pious moral philosopher.

Americaman #crackpot #psycho #wingnut #pratt

My knowledge of Sonic the Hedgehog is incidental, but doesn’t he have a considerable support cast including secondary protagonists from all sorts of different anthropomorphic animals, most notably a mutant fox and a beakless echidna? Fighting for the good of the world regardless of species, rather than the supremacy of his branch of Hedgehogkind?

Also, he has ((((blue hair)))).

Granted, his nemesis is clearly Slavic by name, so at least there is one thing Hitler could approve of.

One Who Serves via James McConnell #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

U.S. Department of Labor #crackpot #racist #wingnut

One man, one goal
Ha, one mission
One heart, one soul
Just one solution
One flash of light
Yeah, one god, one vision
One flesh, one bone, one true religion
One voice, one hope, one real decision
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Give me one vision, yeah

No wrong, no right
I'm gonna tell you there's no black and no white
No blood, no stain
All we need is (one worldwide vision)

One flesh, one bone, one true religion
One race, one hope, one real decision
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Yeah, whoa-yeah, oh yeah

I had a dream when I was young
A dream of sweet illusion
A glimpse of hope and unity
And visions of one sweet union
But a cold wind blows and a dark rain falls
And in my heart, it shows
Look what they've done to my dream, yeah

One vision
So give me your hands, give me your hearts
I'm ready, there's only one direction
One world and one nation
Yeah, one vision

No hate, no fight, just excitation
All through the night, it's a celebration
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah

One flesh, one bone, one true religion
One voice, one hope, one real decision
Give me one light, yeah
Give me one hope, hey
Just give me, ah
One man, one man
One bar, one night
One day, hey, hey
Just gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme…
FRIED CHICKEN!

Joshua Lisec #wingnut

Scott Adams was the Mark Twain of King Solomons.

…what?!? What the hell? Mark Twain lived much, much closer to Scott Adams - I presume this is a reaction to a recent announcement of his death? - than a legendary king three thousand years ago!

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #conspiracy

This arc will quickly become even more disconnected from reality than Hitler’s own view of the world, isn’t it?

Tyler Nelson #wingnut

In what world does a person drive from Indiana to Minnesota, to spend all day tracking and blocking THE LEGAL authority of federal officers doing their job? In what world is it OK to block the path of federal officers? In what world is it OK to drive at a federal officer and disobey an order to stop your vehicle?

A world where the USA are ruled by a blatantly fascist regime.

Ken Cao #wingnut #conspiracy

Between Hegeseth’s macho posturing, the dictator’s birthday parade, and the Trump-class battleship, I highly doubt that this increase in military spending will translate well into an increase in military power.

Stephen Miller #wingnut

the future of the free world depends on America to be able to assert ourselves and our interests without an apology

Slavery is freedom!

Matt Walsh #ableist #crackpot #sexist #wingnut

<@C.A.Collins> #245759

Which is why, if they actually cared for men’s well-being, gun control and opposing macho gun culture should be a priority. Granted, men may still dominate the successful suicide rate due to other brutal high-fatality methods like throwing oneself before a train, but reducing the number of people who have a dedicated lethal easy-to-use weapon ready at home when they hit that one deepest low of depression demonstrably is very effective at lowering male suicide rates.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #kinkshaming

WWUTTcom #forced-birth #fundie

Of course, the Serpent of Eden actually was completely truthful - eating the Forbidden Fruit did indeed not cause Eve and Adam to die, but rather indeed to gain knowledge of Good and Evil, and YHWH does indeed panic fearing that humanity could usurp him…

INCOGMAN #conspiracy #racist #homophobia #wingnut

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Matt Walsh #ableist #crackpot #sexist #wingnut

Most therapists are liberal women who couldn’t possibly have any useful advice to give them.

Shiny mirror is shiny.

Dee Finney #ufo #conspiracy

So, to summarise, the most powerful person on Earth is a white dragon the height of two men who nevertheless fits into cars, goes by the name of a random ancient Greek poet and impregnated, then murdered, his son’s human ex-wife.
Sounds legit.

Eric Hovind #fundie

Dear Eric Hovind
CHALLENGE FOR HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES
PUT THE BAREST AMOUNT OF EFFORT INTO YOUR GRIFT

various commenters #wingnut #racist

@ManweSulimo828

@Nature_and_Race Not all villain wear capes, but the worst ones do.

FTFY.

Also, your name is rather ironic, considering what its originator thought of your “heroes”…

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

The 2001 Afghanistan War and the 2003 Iraq War proclaimed “Mission Accomplished” within months, too. Now, let’s see how this occupation plays out…

Ben Garrison #racist #conspiracy #pratt

Communist China wants our country weakened and Walz is their man.

Meanwhile, Trump enables a culture of sloppy security, glorifies autocracy and imperialism, and single-handedly throws away US soft power creating a vacuum China is ready and eager to step up to…

PS:

Minnesotans have been so obliging that they changed their state flag to resemble the one in Somalia.

So, looking into this:
The flag of Minnesota, which I must say is rather beautiful: imageThe flag of Somalia:imageAs you can see, they are similar only in that both feature a white star on a blue field - which still sounds far more similar than they actually are.
Meanwhile, the old flag of Minnesotaimage in stark contrast, was just the state seal, which not only bore racist Manifest Destiny imagery, but also was hideously overdesigned for a flag, on a dull blue background.
To complete the rabbit hole, the new seal is even more of a thing of beauty than the new flag:imageThe bird in question is Minnesota’s state bird, the great northern diver in breeding plummage.

Jenny Nabben #transphobia

Have they memory-holed their earlier support for women’s sex-based rights?

”Sex-based rights” is a term coined by TERFs, for TERFs, in 2015. So no, they have not - it is a position they never held.

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

“Water is a substance that essentially decomposes or breaks down matter into components.” 100 reasons why Water is not H2O (forgive Pete and Peter that they are flat-earthers…the best disproof of “flat earth theory” so far). Their reasoning around water is top notch! The intricacy of the flat earth curse has infiltrated so many beautiful minds… it is indeed concerning but no one has it all and many people can think deeply but not clearly.

Fail.

PS:
Also, to all the cranks who want to revert to old prescientific theories:
NO, “OCKHAM’S RAZOR” DOES NOT FUCKING MEAN “DISMISS SCIENCE IN FAVOUR OF THE INTELLECTUALLY LAZY OPTION”!!!

Vivek Ramaswamy #crackpot #racist #wingnut

So, I got a tuatara contact of mine to investigate. According to him, when viewed through the Third Eye, even the oldest photographs of Vivek Ramaswamy show a unicorn horn penetrating his skull.

epicenterdefacto #psycho #sexist #pratt

A 20-something-year-old American man will have no problem finding himself the 14- or 15-year-old love of his life in the former Soviet Union. All he has to do is attend a Russian beauty pageant, and there will be contestants as young as 13 years old with bodies that would make even the hottest 29-year-old woman green with envy.

Because there is no better guarantor of life-long love than the woman being beautiful when the lovers meet…

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist

@Sasha #244981
And I’m pretty sure there are plenty of Ethiopians who would find the idea that “the negro” could not possibly serve as “the repository of Christian civilization” very disagreeable - especially since they were the only ones who managed to preserve the Book of Enoch, which is where most of Christian theology comes from…

Vivek Ramaswamy #crackpot #racist #wingnut

There is none more blind than he who refuses to see.

Antonella and Werner #magick #ufo #conspiracy

But how does loosh interact with my droom and joon?

PS:
Also, Happy New Year from Germany!

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist

If I showed this to an alien or no-Christianity-AU person (and their culture includes High Fantasy), I feel confident they would conclude that Jesus Christ is a Dark Lord figure and this is a Book One Villain’s speech to his evil orc army.

Henry Makow PhD #racist #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

Ordinary Jews are as clueless as anybody else but they will be blamed. Someone said on X that the term "satanist Jew" was redundant implying that all Jews are satanists. Satanist Jews hate ordinary Jews and are happy to sacrifice them. I am an ordinary Jew. My family is clueless but they are not satanists. They are good people. But Zionist satanists conflate antisemitism with all Jews ("a trick we always use.")
[…]
Non-satanist Jews are oblivious to the jeopardy satanists Jews put them in, again.

Why can’t you just die of old age or shooting yourself with your own anti-Cabalist booby-trap or being crushed under your stacks of Bircher and Zion Protocol screeds, already?

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

At least evolution from common descent is theoretical (in the sense contrasting practice) enough that I can kind of barely see how a complete layman could think it possible for most of the research to be done while ignoring such a fundamental mistake…

Antonella and Werner #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Tangent, but:

She also addressed the so-called 'Kennedy curse' in her essay, saying that she did not want to add 'a new tragedy' to her mother Caroline's life.

That is a burden that weights on me so heavily as well ever since my brother died.

Mid-November, late at night, I nearly fainted on the toilet, in a scene very reminiscent to the immediate lead-up to my brother’s death, and had pitch-black stool suggesting intestinal bleeding. To cut the long story short, the next day, the hospital found that I was indeed anaemic, but that it was nothing that requires immediate treatment, just a gastro- and colonoscopy a while later for clarification unless things get worse.

Yesterday was said gastro- and colonoscopy (under narcosis), and fortunately, everything is well. It’s probably a possible interaction between Ibuprofen and an antidepressant I had just been prescribed.

But that night… while I recovered quickly, it was dreadful, and I too slept in my mother’s thankfully big bed, because we both feared so much that another episode could occur this night while I slept in my bed, unnoticed, and that she would lose me as well…

Kasira #sexist

Eric Hovind #fundie

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, “The plaques are eloquently written descriptions of each President and the legacy they left behind. As a student of history, many were written directly by the President himself”
“Sleepy Joe was, by far, the worst President in American History,” the plaque underneath Biden’s portrait, which is an autopen as opposed to his official portrait, reads. “Taking office as a result of the most corrupt Election ever seen in the United States”

Even for Trump’s cringetatorship, this is an inept bold-faced lie.

Eric Hovind #fundie

Retelling the stories your great-grandfather heard from his great-grandfather, centuries after it happened is not at all direct eyewitness testimony. Which is pretty unreliable, anyways.

That’s leaving aside that Genesis is supposed to have been written by Moses, who lived generations after the time of the Ancients…

Oh, and there’s also the curiosity that God decrees in the time of the Nephilim that “his days shall be an hundred and twenty years” (Genesis 6.3) (which, interestingly, is just short of Jeanne Calment’s world record of 122), yet even the first few generations after the Flood live considerably longer…

various commenters #wingnut #racist #transphobia

@JeanP #244796

According to Dr. Ludwig Levy Lenz, the purpose of said operation was rather to hide sensitive data about proeminent Nazis who went there, as “not ten percent of the men who, in 1933, took the fate of Germany into their hands were sexually normal” (the doctor listed several instances of sadism and paedophilia).

To find the sexual degenerate, it’s the one who wildly accuses everyone else of it while wanting to see awareness of unusual sexuality suppressed.

Anon #ableist #sexist

Joel Lord #quack #ableist

Why would I want to end autism? In fact, I hope to eventually pass it on to my children.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Judge a book by its contents, not its obviously-swapped–out cover.

Eric Hovind #fundie

Countless, countless iterations of feedback loops.

Also, you are looking at this from the wrong direction: Ultimately, life is not the origin of the molecular machinery, but rather, the molecular machinery is the origin of life.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

We look for neutral items which makes finding a present an impersonal and painful task.

If you really have such trouble coming up with gift ideas that fit your child’s personal tastes (and keep in mind, the PITT is generally talking about adult children!) without hitting upon the gender conflict, I really don’t think it’s the horrors of transgenderism that are the problem here - no, it is the profundity of your sexism and that you never knew your child all that well.

Dale Partridgr #crackpot #fundie

They hate everyone and want your children to worship a cosmic despot.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

Trump may be the more pathetic one, especially seeing as he is much older, but actually, they are very much alike. It’s just that Hitler, living before the age of mobile interconnectivity, had a much easier job keeping the reality of chronic lethargy and prescription drug addiction from the public perception so enormously obsessed over by both tyrants.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist

Let no one deceive you, all the Patriarchs and Prophets were Christians — they saw, heard and worshipped Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ was with the Father from the very beginning (and no man except Jesus Christ has seen the Father)

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RememberTheNewGuy

Joel Lord #quack #ableist

And welcome back polio and rabies.

@Creativerealms #244615

Indeed, diabetes and cancer have been documented since at least classical antiquity from the Mediterranean, India and China!