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Anthony Zyrmpas #fundie

“Ultimately, I reject sexuality because of the impurity of its reproductive process.”
Okay, you think girls have cooties. That’s fine. What is it that you DO want to fuck? Vance’s couches?

“The smartest girl I've ever met is a monkey compared to me, the smartest woman I have HEARD of is a child, and I am going to mix up the genes of my brain with THAT?”
Not with that attitude you’re not.

“The subhumans will find this outrageous,”
No, man, you have to do you.

“but the subhumans are addicted to a bunch of chemicals in the brain and can't see beyond an orgasm, so of course they'll be outraged;”
Not even upset. If you’re not counted among the next generation, that’s more opportunity for my kids. Thanks.

“they have their eyes ON THE NEXT HIT, not on the future.”
Actually, My eyes are on my granddaughter. Not something you need to worry about. And if you’re not going to have sex, you’re not likely to have much of a future to worry about, either.

“And besides, their genes are so mediocre that the worst that can happen to them by mixing is more mediocrity, and if they are lucky they might even get a lucky hit. That's why sexual reproduction is indeed a sound strategy — IF YOU ARE MEDIOCRE.”
Okay.
I’ll be mediocre if it gets me laid. Lord knows i would not want to be too special to have sex.

“Now it's true that in the long term, if I get a good wife, and if our children mix with other good children from good families and have many descendants, a higher race, or at any rate a higher tribe will result,”
Doubt it. Just a more arrogant one.

“as with the aristocrats of old.”
Yeah. The arrogance.

“But there is no more higher caste to protect and nurture them today, and my son could very well pick up some plebeian slut because she is pretty.”
Welll, how were YOU going to pick a mate?

“He wouldn't be compelled to find a wife FROM WITHIN HIS CASTE, because THERE SIMPLY WOULDN'T BE ONE.”
Shucks. Darn.

“Also, I wouldn't have many children because it's not the custom anymore.”
Guy on my last boat had 11 kids, I don’t know what you think ‘the custom’ is or why it applies to everyone.

“What modern wife would agree to give birth five or ten times?”
A religious one, obviously.

“Also, I want immediate results, if possible, not a hundred years after I die. Ergo, the only way forward for us is cloning.”
Wait.
Just…. Hang on.

The tried-and-true method of the last few MILLION Years is that we have this sex thing and make babies.
But that’s not advanced enough for you, you want to use technology that’s still largely experimental? For the puritiness. And who will raise this MiniYou? You?
That’ll be fun. You expecting perfection and getting a toddler. That’s laughable.

Roosh #fundie

“Give a man leeway in living life and he does great things, but give a woman this same freedom and she fully embraces the whore lifestyle, unable to stop from getting her fill of cock.”
Yeah, Admiral Grace Hopper was famous for neglecting computers in order to fuck her way through the Pentagon. Oh. Wait, no.
Oh, you mean Margaret Thatcher, having full executive power and only sleeping with her cabinet. No, that didn’t happen.
Ah! Catherine the Great… Except it was the French who put out propaganda about her and horses and every third officer in the Russian army…

No, but what you are describing does seem to apply to Bill Clinton. When his scandals broke national news, All i could think of was ‘Why is anyone acting surprised?’

PITT Parents #transphobia

@TheKingOfRhye #249123

Most of the famous cases are women who were women disguised as men because of the way society was structured. But, yes a few you could point to and say, “Yes, that one.”

I was thinking of Inanna, who had the power to change the gender of her followers, and had transgendered priestesses at her temples. So, 4500 years BC. And probably a lot more that we just don’t know about.

hitesh93 #fundie

“Finally, I appeal to you to think about this with a clear mind:”
Somehow I doubt that you have…

“Why do you think that millions and millions of years is just a "short" period of time?”
On an infinite time scale, any number is a short period of time.
Look at what’s highlighted and then look at EVERYTHING ELSE THAT’S LEFT, and you’ll see why it’s short.

“It is in fact incomprehensibly long period of time!”
Yes, it really is. And yet, it’s still short.
WACKY, isn’t it?

“Can you think to a 100 years ago?”
Um, yeah. I can even imagine the clothing styles from the 1920s.

“The millions of millions years”
Millions and millions, not millions of millions.
I mean, the universe is 13.8 billions of years. That’s 13,800,000,000. So, 13 Thousands of millions of years.
You suck at math.

“allow one to stick in anything they want in the millions of years!”
Yes, but we are still allowed to ask ‘how do you know?’ About anything. Including the billions of years. They then point to cosmic background radiation or whatever observation leads to that number.

“When I say that the earth is less than 10,000 years old, and most probably only 6,000 years or so, I'm labeled a "young" earth creationist.”
Because that’s the most accurate and polite term possible, yes.
But when we ask YOU ‘how do you know?’ you point to a book.

“Think about this - 6000 years is a LONG LOOOOOOONG time.”
Gonna appeal to Dr. Who, here, and mention the context. If you’re six years old, then a 2 hour sermon is FOREVER. If you’re 60, a two hour wedding is an quick in-out.
But for Human History, we’ve been using fire for at least a million years. Six thousand years is NOT THAT LONG for human history. It would be a long time for a music style to be popular, but not history.

“It's not young. The only reason we think this way anymore is because of how the media are promoted the "millions of years is like yesterday" idea.”
No, it’s young compared to the numbers that actual scientists are coming up with.

“THINK And Question EVERYTHING till you find the answers”
I question your answers.

Jan87676 #fundie

“Anyway, I feel that some non-believers think this is how their after-life will be:”
One of my favorite scifi stories was Larry Niven’s. The story goes, “There are some things man was never meant to know.” And then there are three or four blank pages.

This is the more accurate version of your post.
“After one dies…

Infinite blank pages.

The end.”

MozzerDozzer #sexist

“Honest and blunt society. A society, where you say "no" but don't say "maybe next week".”
AH. You blame polite people for you having had hope.
YOU think it would be more honest if they simply told you at the start that there was no hope for you.

“A society where you say "sorry, you're ugly", instead of "sweaty you'll find someone".”
Oh, YOUR idea of honesty.
You really think you would feel better if they said, “I don’t care that your face is ugly, I am just offended by everything you say.”?

“A society where you don't have to keep in mind all those schizo rules when "x" means "y", and in certain circumstances of "z" "x" is "xy" and sometimes even "delta".”
See, this is the reason people say incels are entitled. What you NEED is a translator, say an app on your phone that helps you understand social cues and allusions, but what you think we NEED is for all of society to change to match your expectations.

“A society of either correctly proscribed social roles”
Wait, isn’t that why incels want female subjugation, Islam, disenfranchisement? SO women don’t have the option to drive you crazy?
So you do not have to watch what you say because they can’t do anything about it anyway?

“A society that acknowledges predeterminism as a correct life position and doesn't make you an outcast because it hurts their worldview.”
Yes, yes, you cannot handle society, let’s make everyone ELSE change so you don’t have to worry about making mistakes.

fairyice1215 #fundie

“ but i dont think they will be considered 'human', they might not even be human.”
These are the people who insist that a fertilized egg is a human before it’s more than a dozen cells, but if the sperm is artificially, that’s NOT human? Human DNA, making a human fetus, who grows up to listen to human music and eat human food, it’s, what, a golem?

Trustyourperceptions #sexist

Hollywood goes where the money waits. Guys want to take their girlfriends to movies where they fall in love, preferably with the guy on top. Doesn’t really matter how they get there. Guy gets chick, chick gets guy. Maid in America, All of Me, 100 First Dates, 10 Things I Hate About You, Practical Magic, Armageddon. Flashy special effects don’t hurt, either.

But there are movies where the women are empowered, and either leaves a man or seriously reimagines the relationship. Probably not a lot of date nights ended up at Thelma and Louise, or Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.

And for completely different reasons i did not take a date to Crimson Tide or Hunt for Red October. Wife didn’t want to spend two hours listening to me mutter, ’That’s bullshit…!’

Gabriel #fundie

“Atheism is just as much a religion as anything else.”
ANYthing else?
Hair color, parking places, printing tax forms?
I think you need to define quite a few terms.

“How is it the same text books discuss Pasteur's discovery that life can't come from non-life and then claim that at some point life did come from non-life for some unexplained reason at some unexplained time?”
Pasteur did not prove that no life can come from non-life.
What he did was establish that the particular claim that sunlight caused maggots was a myth. He did not experiment to disprove every possible hypothesis.
And they have ranges of the estimated time.
They don’t have a firm idea of how, so they cannot explain the reason.
But, you know, details can come later.
And most of all, this is cosmology, not atheism.

“As for the spontaneous generation of a single cell,”
No one is seriously claiming that one entire cell came into being at one spot in time, dipshit.

“ even if proteins formed first, the chance is less than 1 in 10 to the 4,450,000th power that a cell would spontaneously generate from those proteins.”
You do know that for an event that HAS HAPPENED, the odds of it occuring at 1:1, right?
Like, right now, the chance of rolling a Yahtzee with five dice on three rolls is 4.74%. I rolled a Yahtzee in a game two nights ago. The chance for that roll, now that it’s history, is 100%.
Your math is meaningless. If it happened, it happened.
And this is cosmology, not atheism, either.

“Also, the big bang is complete bunk as people know it and has to be adjusted, though I believe there was a similar occurence to the big bang.”
You know, you could completely disprove the Big Bang and I won’t lose any of my reasons for being an atheist.

“ But the belief that there was about an equal amount of matter and anti-matter in a singularity is ridiculous since the two can't exist together.”
Huh? What? Who says that?

“Over 70% of scientists, most of them evolutionists, because of problems like these, believe in God.”
Doesn’t matter. I see no evidence for any gods and a popularity contest isn’t evidence.

“Science also only works with finite numbers, so anything that theoretically existed for an ifinite amount of time is impossible for science to study.”
You were doing so well until you pulled this bullshit out of your ass…

“You can't rationally come to an atheist conclusion through science, though.”
Okay,. I did not.

“The furthest you can go is agnosticism.”
And this does fuck-all to my ideology.

PineapplePockets #fundie

“Your very message to have religious tolerance proves that you have no religious tolerance for any beliefs beside your own.”
Ah.
You’re confused about terms.
I want to respect your right to have your religious views and i want you to respect my right to have mine, whatever they are.
I suspect that part of your religious views, though, are that you don’t have to tolerate my views.
Which is fine. I don’t respect most religious views, though I took an oath to defend your (and everyone’s) right to have them.
I don’t ask you to respect my atheism, or my humanism, or feminism, liberalism, environmentalism, or my rainbow prism. Just don’t pretend YOU have a right to take any of them away.

@SalsaSippin_ #dunning-kruger

Yep.
Pretty easy.
First, toss Genesis in the bin…

Heidi #fundie

“I just debated an evolutionist on EVC forum who made the false statement that apes & humans can interbreed.”
Um, I have three sons. They all involved my having sex with an ape. I married her. Everyone in the ceremony was an ape. My parents, her siblings, my grandparents, the priest, best man, me… All humans are apes. Apes breed with apes all the goddamned time. Although it’s more intrabreed than interbreed.

“This is the kind of lie on which the theory of evolution is based.”
No, sorry, the theory of evolution is based on collected observations of various animal species. Not word play. And it’s not a lie, just synonyms.

“He admitted it,”
And you didn’t understand it…

“ and I proved the theory of evolution is a lie so we ended the debate.”
You got spanked.

W. F. Price #fundie

“How many men will ever know such love from a woman?”
I would say most married men, but you think we’re normie cucks.

“How many good, humble, dutiful men will ever earn a fraction of such sacrifice?”
Not all that many normies are on the run from International law and the armies of several nations. So, not part of the stats of good, humble, dutiful men, huh?

“A woman’s love is one of the mysteries of the universe.”
Weird that half the human race is so fucking alien, huh?

“It is lawless and unfathomable to us men.”
It’s not your gender that keeps you from sympathizing with a loving woman, it’s your selfish misogynistic entitlement. And how close together your eyes are, of course.

“All of our notions of right and wrong – even our sense of the order of things – is swept away as a trifle by the passions of women.”
Very poetic. But women don’t wipe away my notions of right and wrong. MY DESIRE for my woman, however, is a reset button on a major part of my civilization package.

“It is lessons such as these that should make it perfectly clear that being a good man is not something done for the sake of or benefit of women,”
Oh, stop it. What it SHOULD be teaching you is that YOU are not the best judge of what WOMEN should value. You’re not a woman, and only barely human. And you think caring people who care are aliens.

“ but rather, as their deepest feelings too often betray and actions sadly declare, in spite of them.”
It’s often been said that evil just cannot understand good. Doesn’t make good wrong, though, just alien to your values.

GiantGerbil #fundie

“The pyramid on the back of your money is the 'mark of the beast'.”
That doesn’t make any sense. People will not be able to buy and sell unless they have money that’s been printed in the local market and valid for all debts both public and private? That’s not a prophecy, that’s the state of affairs for any economy.

“the word 'mark' is a word for money(the German currency is literally called the 'mark').”
So, the translation of the ancient Greek word for money, into English, by English scholars, they picked a German word that didn’t exist when the Greek was written…
Logical.

“The pyramid is a phallus.”
I know Baldrick’s is shaped like a turnip, but… really? You look down and think, “Eye in the Pyramid”?

“It is the more generalized, compact symbol of the obelisk, such as the Washington Monument.”
Yes, if the shape was different, it’d be a different shape. Which is why we have multiple words for multiple shapes.

“You will find these obelisks in every city, in the Vatican, in Moscow, In Paris, in every capital city on Earth, in Beijing. It symbolized the male sexual force, or sexual power.”
Yeah, gotcha there, but really not seeing a phallus on the money….

“That is the essence of the homosexual agenda, to exert sexual power over us, i.e RAPE us. These evil gods control our government.”
Back off, chicken little.

In His Name #fundie

“When you find your boyfriend and have been with him for a while,”
My wife and I met about one month into my two-year tour in Scotland.

“and you decide that you do really really want to have sex with him before you marry,”
Yeah, about four months after we met. We didn’t marry until after we got back to the states and our families could attend. But we lived together in Scotland.

"just remember this, if he will sleep with you before you are married then he would sleep with anyone.”
No. No, this is just you trying to be a fearmonger. I pretty much made the commitment to her on our vacation in London.
So, I’ve known her since 1984. We’ve been married since 1987. I have slept with my wife and…. Absolutely no one else.
And that’s included navy visits to foreign ports with plenty of opportunities.
YOU think the only commitment that counts is to your god, but you’re just prejudiced, not correct.

viathatoneartist #fundie #wingnut

Why do they have Vulcan ears?

“What a horrid industry.”
My coworker is infertile. IVF is the only way he got the two daughters he has.

“IVF murders more of your neighbors- whom we ought to love- than abortion does.”
Well, I don’t think abortion is murder, not implanting an egg is no worse then a period.

“We need to turn to God,”
THis would be the god that YOU think put souls in all those eggs that he knew weren’t going to be implanted, right? Just checking.

“repent,”
Repent of using the best science we can come up with for the best lives we can achieve…? Yeah, not likely.

“abolish IVF,"
Not your call.

TomSki #fundie

“Well, it is an occult and blasphemous movie.”
Blasphemous?
I mean, witches, yeah, the “bad” one kills no one, the “good” one steals shoes from a corpse… Also, if I was Dorothy, I’d definitely have punched Glinda.
“Good witches are beautiful and bad witches are ugly.” Okay, fine so far.
“Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” Motherfucker, you look me RIGHT IN THE FACE and have to ask if I’m beautiful or ugly? Die screaming.

“Oz being the occult view of the Judeo/Christian God...”
Um, Oz is the world. The whole Land is Oz.
The Wizard of Oz is a fraud. You sure you want to compare HIM to Jehovah?
The goddess of Oz is Ozma. If I remember correctly, she once pissed on a mountain and made all the rivers of Oz.
I suppose the Scarecrow might be a Jesus metaphor, having been nailed up for a while. But he got better.
Not seeing much blasphemy. Of course, since Dorothy did not say the Lord’s Prayer to get home, you would call THAT blasphemy, but you’re weird.

Ann Barnhardt #transphobia #magick #conspiracy #fundie

“[From “St. Agatha, now patroness of mentally ill girls and women who have been mutilated by the Luciferian cult of transvestitism.”]”
Well, if we’re going to pretend that her horoscope is real, Saint Agatha is the patron saint of rape victims, breast cancer patients, wet nurses, and bellfounders (due to the shape of her severed breasts).
Nothing to do with cultists.

“St. Agatha was a young Christian lady who underwent a brutal torture and martyrdom in the mid-200s. One of the things her pervert torturers did to her was rip off her breasts. Miraculously, St. Peter himself appeared and restored her breasts to her body”
Yes. That would be a miracle. Yep. I have to note that he didn’t break her out of prison, though. So, healing her actually extended her sentence…

“Isn’t it remarkable that today Luciferianism is so openly practiced that the tortuous severing of young girls breasts is done openly,”
It’s science, not a cult sacrifice, you psychotic fuckknuckle.
Second, it’s surgery, not torture. At LEAST a local anasthetic, maybe even a couple of aspirin.
Third, the entire POINT is that they don’t remove the breasts of women, they remove the breasts of boys.
And it’s not only voluntary, it requires quite a bit of therapy before they’ll do it surgically, to make sure it’s for realio-trulio reasons.. You are a lying, hatemongering, luddite.

“touted at virtuous,”
Yes, since it’s backed up by over 100 years of science and research, it’s a lot better than whatever the hell YOU did to get this bullshit.

“and children are even being taken from their parents so that the Luciferian Transvestitarians”
Is that even a word?
And, yes, child services does sometimes find that children are at a danger in the hands of their own parents. Like when they’re hateful religious bigots. Like you.

“can sever the breasts of girls as an offering to satan”
Satan only wants sacrifices of things people WANT. A boy getting top surgery is because he doesn’t want the breasts. They would not make ANY sense as a sacrifice to any celestial being.

“And make absolutely no mistake: these procedures are done as SACRIFICES TO SATAN”
Lying for Jesus is still an abomination to the Lord, bubbles.

“So now St. Agatha, in these ever-darkening days at the End of All Things, has a new cohort to be patroness of: women and girls whose breasts have been torn off in Transvestitarian ritual sacrifice to Satan”
Completely wrong on all accounts. I mean, fractally wrong. Every word after ‘whose’ is a lie.

“St. Agatha, pray that these women and girls be liberated from the satanic cult of Transvestitarianism, and for their healing, body and soul”
Sometimes, I hope there IS a Hell, because you belong in the 8th circle. The one where they punish false counselors, sowers of discord, and liars.

PiousPaladin #fundie

Since the Catholic Church is the one that created the Articles of Faith that were used to select the books that make up the Bible, it’s kinda silly to use that bible to tell them they’re not Christains. It’s shooting your own basis in the foot.
I mean, they’re the reason the rest of Christainity tends not to be gnostics, or pole-sitters, or whatever other dogmas did not make the cut.

Whosoever #fundie

“Sure sounds like the Wiccan 'power of three' to me.”
THen you need to be hospitalized in a psych ward.
The Wiccans have a RULE of three, meaning if you do something, the consequences hit 3x as hard. So if you help a stranger, three strangers will help you, if you scare someone half way to death, something will scare you 1.5-way to death.

"And no one can say it's purely coincidental,”
No, no, I’m saying it’s all in your head. Your argument is bad and you should be ashamed.

“ since shows like 'Charmed' (which emphasize the above number of witches as being 'effective') make that highly unlikely.”
Charmed is fiction.
Most of the witches I’ve ever known are solitary practitioners. But you can’t really build a show around Sherlock unless Watson is there to allow dialogue.
Like Chips. Most highway patrol officers are alone, so they put Ponch on endless probation so he would not be alone.
You’re drawing conclusions from a drama mechanism.

Far as I know, the number of effective witches is however many show up. At least, 3 are no LESS effective than 5, 8, 13, square root of the zip code…

evolutionistsareidiots.com #fundie

“Requirements of Atheism:

1) If you are an atheist, you should not acknowledge the year. 2007 years since what? The birth of Jesus of course.”
No, it’s more like 1600 years since a Pope decided to base the calendar on when he thought Jesus was born. I acknowledge Popes.

“2) If you are an atheist, you should not celebrate New Year’s Eve. Again, it is an acknowledgment of the length of time that has passed since the birth of Jesus.”
So, same argument? Wow. And you give them two different numbers.
What a rube.
New Years has fuck-all to do with the Birth of CHrist, it’s when the days stop getting shorter and start getting longer and we can see that summer will return. LOTS of cultures put the new year, whatever year it is, at the midwinter festivals.

“3) If you are an atheist, you should not use the word “love.””
My, aren’t you full of shit.

“Since God is love,”
That’s your superstition. I don’t believe your god is anything at all.
I believe in Love, though. As you say, I experience it towards people, pets, stuffed animals, one of my carnivorous plants (the other one knows what she did), and TV shows.
You’re just an idiot.

gzusrulzme #fundie

Are you sure HE’S the one having a fit?
Not sure you can play a game for two whole weeks without finding out that there’s a sacrifice necessary to win.
What I think happened is that he casually mentioned that the game play includes a bonus you get from pleasing some deity, and YOU went schizo destroying it because you worship a jealous fuckstain AND you can’t tell fact from fiction.
And thought that it was a better story if your kid was as intolerant as you are….

PITT Parents #transphobia

“If you only knew…
…what it is like being told by your adult child that he believes the horrible is possible.”
What do you mean, if? I spent 20 years on submarines in two highly technical ratings, my wife served in a very technical rating, and our son joined the Surface Navy as a Boatswain’s Mate! AAAAAAAAAGH!*

“That he was born in the wrong body and is going through treatments and procedures to right what he sees as wrong and fixable.”
Oh. Is that all?
Listen, transgendered people are more of our history than the Civil War was. That was about 9 million people. Probably have been around 20 BILLION transgendered people. So, it’s more normal than being a MAGA.

“If you only knew… …how it feels”
your feels?
That’s about you, and your bigotry, and I don’t care about you. ’Cause of your bigotry.

"… and you know it because there is scientific evidence - the same science that determines him as male - but that he shuns as summarily as he rejects his biology.”
No, sweetie. YOU reject her biology and want ONLY that part of the science that tells you you’re right. The real science is far more complicated than you want to touch.

“If you only knew…
…how to learn to hide the daily silent tears with a forced smile,"
No, no, I was in uniform for 20 years and was frustrated by officers. And I’ve been in corporate America for 25 years. And my wife taught idiots and little shits for 17 years. Hiding our true emotions seems to be the human condition, near as i can tell. Bite the bullet and shut the fuck up.

“If you only knew… …how it feels”
More fee-fees from the person who’s being disappointed is the center of her personality.

“because you have somehow developed a sense of shame;”
See, my kids are grown up. Very little that they do or can do would make me feel SHAME. They’re adults and made their own decisions. I’m here if they fuck up. I catch, I counsel, I pay costs… And I try hard to use the name they want to be called by. Because it’s their life, not mine.

“you feel the judgment of those who will whisper and gossip and pity and blame you for the unwitting indoctrination of your son,”
Don’t get me wrong, here, but you really should be saying ‘fuck them.’
I have a few relatives who disapprove of my marriage, because of her race. They’re welcome to their feelings, but they’re not welcome at Thanksgiving.

“the left-field new reality that has been foisted on you,”
On YOU. Yes, your daughter is the one getting treatments, but YOU have had the rug yanked out from under you. The pity strong in this one is.

“and though you pray every day that it will change,”
Bible says that if you’re a true Christain, God will give you what you ask for in your prayers. If they’re not being granted, maybe you’re not Christain enough?

“you still feel that this is somehow your fault,”
The alienation sure is.

“and you are found lacking in the eyes of those who are looking in.”
You worry more about your reputation than about your child.
You quite literally disgust me you fucking bitch.
There have been people who expected me to disown my children for one or another reason. I do not care if actual CRIMES committed by them show up on the National News, they’re still my kids! You deserve every side eye fired in your direction.

Catholic JIMMY #fundie

“I know this is random but it is impossible for people to be good for the sake of being good. God is the only entity that can convince us to do good.”
But God can be good for goodness’ sake.
And we’re made in the image of God.
It would follow that we have to be able to be good without god, otherwise he made a shoddy product.

“ Mainly because he is the only entity will unquestionable control.”
Meh. I question it.
If he’s in complete control, then why are there serial killers?

“Thus that is also why Heaven and Hell exist, to motivate us to do good.”
PEOPLE exist. PEOPLE are my motivation to do good. Maybe so my kids’ll be proud of me, my coworkers will like me, my wife will fuck me, or just maybe i think human being have intrinsic value, even without god, and wish to do good for them just for their sake.

ole shosty #fundie

“satan can really fool us with logical sounding arguments”
My theory is that it’s not Satan, but guys like Comfort, Strobel, Hovind.

Creationists hear all these arguments that start with the assumption of Creation being true, and validate it, and result with Creation being true. There’s really nothing there. Some word sleight-of-hand, or poor science, or piss-poor math. So you don’t really retain the argument, you just remember that a science-sounding guy once told you what you wanted to be true.
So when you confidently throw this bullshit at a competent opponent, they can point out errors or holes in the argument.
And that’s assuming you actually remember it.
Sometimes y’all don’t, and you make shit up. For example, in a discussion of just how did Noah and his posse survive after the flood, and not eat all the animals they brought, one Christain argued that they took 14 cattle underway. So after they landed, they could drink the milk of those 14 cows…
And though I’m an atheist, I was able to point out that you can only milk half of the cattle. Also, the 7 pair included animals that were sacrificed to God at the end of the Flood. So not even 7 cows for milking. These are just facts of the story that I knew better than he did.
So, yeah, you’re ill-equipped and you try to whip a little convincing truthiness upon people who know the story better than you do. No wonder you doubt.

Nightcrawler #elitist #dunning-kruger #fundie

Anon #sexist

“Birds. Smart, beautiful, majestic, free, social, involved and considerate parents both male and female”
Most bird species i can think of, the females are bland, it’s the males that are beautiful or majestic.

canofshite #conspiracy

"jesus didnt creat aids,your dumb fuck goverment did”
First off, if God created the biology in such a way that it could be used to make a deadly disease, then he’s at fault.
If God is omniscient, he knew it was going to happen, so he’s complicit.
If he did fuck-all to stop it, he’s fucking guilty.

Second off, if any government on Earth had the technology to just create a disease out of basic bacteria, it’d be tailored to kill exactly who they wanted to, and leave others largely untouched. We don’t see that in the world.

Cliff Kincaid #wingnut #racist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

“Epstein files prove beyond doubt that evil has infected the highest levels of our government”
I really don’t think ‘infected’ is the word.
Evil people have done whatever it took to get power, then shaped our system to reward themselves, their friends.
For example, Trump telling MTG she can’t release the Epstein Files because ‘my friends will be hurt.’

Andrew Tate #sexist

“23 year old girls are fun and full of life.”
So was my grandmother.

“33 year old girls complain moan and are boring - even if they still look great.”
Girls around you complain and moan? Shocking. This is my shocked face.
Their age is the only explanation for your disappointment.

“Even worse, the 33 year old whos boring was fun for someone else when 23.”
Oh, you don’t want them, but you ARE jealous! How mature!

“Age isnt about looks.”
No, but you sure are.

“Men want positivity in a hard life.”
I wanted someone who’d stick around and drive me to the ER when I had a heart attack or my Achilles tendon snapped or whatever. I would not be happy with a kid in her 20s who can’t drive stick…

“Thats a womans job”
Take responsibility for your own positivity, Chuckles.

axeplayer #fundie

“There is a lot of evidence supporting the idea that the end times and the rapture are very near to happening. for example,”
Yeah, I love a tarot spread, too. Not because i think the cards have any power to see into the future, but i enjoy the way the images in them spark thoughts in my mind.
I have absolutely no doubt that you look at the paper and SEE images that remind you of the Bible.
I just also believe that people have been looking at the papers or listening to the town criers for the last 2000 years and seen signs that the Rapture would happen before the end of their lives.

Oops.

People in the South thought that the Civil War was the conflict foretold in Revelation, and they were fighting for God’s will. Importantly, people in the North thought that the Civil War was the conflict foretold in Revelation, and they were fighting for God’s will.

Some femcels #fundie

“I lived with stacies before and it really does punch you right in the face how different their world is.”
Sounds like they have friends. It’s not because they’re cute, or sexually active, it’s because they’re not misanthropes. Weird.

Joseph Farah #fundie

Oh, wow. Words have multiple meanings. And you think we need common sense, not context, to understand which one you mean?

Welcome to English, we have a few issues…

“If I say I feel like a ham sandwich, does that entitle me to get on the menu of a non-kosher deli?”
Well, technically you ARE self-identifying as a ham sandwich.
To be clearer or more correct, or less lazy, you SHOULD say you feel like EATING a ham sandwich.
Same way lazy people trying to say ‘I couldn’t care any less’ have been saying ‘I could care less’ for decades.

“The end result of this cultural phenomenon – the absolute celebration of transgenderism – is twisting the minds and hearts of young people across the country.”
So, rather than saying ‘I feel like a woman’ you’d insist that we make it clear and specific with, “I have a condition where the chemistry in my brain convinces me that I’m a woman, despite the undeniable presence of a penis inside my panties.”

“It is not only causing gender confusion, it is causing mass cultural disorientation and societal irrationality.”
No, it’s not. The only problem is those fudgewhacks who are insisting that THEY know my sex, my sexuality, and my sexual identity, better than I do.

pabramson #fundie

“There are some creationists who advise students to counter with “were you there?” but this is a bad idea.”
Yes. Because in the textbook you were supposed to read, they say ‘this is what we think happened’ AND ‘these are the observations that make us think so.’
‘How do you know? Were you there?’
‘Well, Shannon, I didn’t have to be. And now the class’ homework assignment is to read chapter 8 and list all of the reasons science thinks the Big Bang explains the observations made so far.’

jobowtackmaster #fundie

nicoleloveesyouu #fundie

“I've heard atheists say that the Bible isn't true?”
Are you asking us or telling us?

“If that's true then the truth is wrong, PERIOD.”
Oh, feel free to show, then, that Tyre was never rebuilt as prophecized?
Or that Ancient Egypt kept a large slave population?
Or that the Earth is flat?

“Answer : the Bible isn't wrong.”
Yeah, gonna need more than your say so.

“Atheiests dont know what their talking about.”
Who are atheiests?

“Nothing in the bible has ever been disproved”
Bats aren’t birds, the sky isn’t solid, clouds are made of water, insects have more than four legs.

“and It's all the truth”
There’s a single place you can stand and see all the nations of the world?

“and the way i'm going to live my life. PERIOD.”
So, you welcome refugees, feed the poor, shelter the immigrants like Jesus said to?

Norman Plunkett #fundie

“Thank you again Lord for showing me your love and power through the life of Norm Jr.”

Hey, Norm! I love you SO MUCH I’m going to give you that feeling where you hope you’ll either die or pass out, anything to stop feeling your stomach working up to another ejection.” Yeah. Because only God infinite power can explain something that has happened to everyone, including Junior.
It’s not like God could have just made it so that work would not be horrible that day. I mean, he’s not all-powerful.

I do wonder, though, why you think this was doing YOU a favor? Maybe someone else prayed that they not deal with ‘that insufferable prick’ today, and God said, “I’ll give the prick psychedelic hiccups.”

Brotha Ballew #fundie

Bryan #fundie

“EVOLUTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A THEORY NOT A SCIENTIFIC THEORY!!!!”
Wrong.

“i have auchualy spoken to a evolution teacher who has showed the falsehoods of evolution based purely on science nothing religious what so ever!!!!”
Someone who teaches evolution can disprove evolution?
You’d think they’d publish that shit. They’d be on the cover of every magazine for a year.
Okay. How did they do that?

Rogue Pride #racist

“just to make it clear, it is still impossible to compare a drow elf to a ******.”
Really? Do tell me why?

“ even negroes dont have skin as black as a drow.”
Dude, that’s comparing ‘the negro’ to a drow elf. You just said that was impossible. I mean, like RIGHT before you did it.

“not to mention drow have a reknown of being one of the most intelligent and cunning races in all of Faerun. something negroes couldnt even dream of.”
That is, once again, comparing the negro to drow elves.
You can’t even stick to your own hyperbole.

SpiritualMadMan #fundie

“People who have not served in the military, especially those that have not been in combat, have no clue what having an openly gay person coming on to you does to unit cohesion.”
It’s not the come-on that reduces cohesion. It’s whether or not they take a ‘no’ response. And as long as they’re consenting adults, unit cohesion will be fine.
Same thing with women in the military, if they guy takes ‘no’ for an answer, they’re fine.

“It's bad enough if you have an effeminate acting male.”
Why is that bad? And can you define ‘effeminate?’ Do you mean people like me who don’t drink alcohol or play sports or are you referring to the lisping stereotype?
Sounds like you’re long on bigotry, short on any actual facts.

“But, "openly" usually means the ones that are not shy about coming on to total strangers.”
No, idiot. ‘Openly’ means they don’t have to pretend to wolf-whistle at the prostitutes outside the gate, and they can cheer at the parts of a movie they like. Such as the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

“And, this does not even address the issues of HIV and other STD's...”
Oh good fucking christ, shut the fuck up. I spent 20 in the military, including the AIDS panic. The lines for STD treatments at sick call were all STRAIGHT men.

“Or other things that do not require intimate contact but merely sharing a foxhole...”
You can catch the gay from foxhole sharing? Never heard that.
I’ve known guys that hot-racked with a gay sailor and didn’t come down with the epicazutic.
You’re fearmongering, you’re ONLY fearmongering, and you’re lying for Jeezus.

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

Liz do you really want to think that the average leftist can and will make that shot?
This was someone who was a good shot, trained with that gun, and not just shooting self-defense targets at the gun range.
Think about that the next time you’re in public, and all the liberals are looking daggers at you…

JesusRIPS #fundie

“Anyways, when your down, don't you sometimes call yourself names?”
Why would I do that?
I refer to the act, maybe. “Hey, that was stupid.” I don’t say to myself, ‘Hey stupid, don’t do that.”

“Or think badly of yourself?”
Yeah. If it was something I should have known not to do.

“Well, Satan sticks those thoguhts in there heads that they are wothless, useless, so disguting that their probly gay, the they'll call themselves gay cause they start to hate themselves,”
Self knowledge doesn’t require Satan. And only people like you think ‘gay’ is a word of hatred. My gay son freely admits he’s gay. Like I admit that I’m a Navy vet. It’s a truth, not a crime.

“ then eventually they become convinced they are...”
You don’t know any gay people, do you?

frustratedhapa #psycho

“By the way, I'm not a monster. I wouldn't wish death on him if he was a good person but he doesn't care about me at all, so why should I care about him?”
Yes, because that’s the golden standard for morals, doing unto others as a function of what they do to you. Nothing right or wrong or about being the bigger person. Simple revenge.

“Death isn't even such a bad thing for him because he's had a very fulfilling life. If I could trade places and be reborn as him, i'd be willing to die in my 30's.”
I’m sure that’s how he sees it, too. Good enough, I got mine, time to go.

“It's better than living to be 70+ and never experiencing any of the things he has experienced.”
In your estimation, maybe.
I doubt his…

“If I could've had even 1/10th of the success he's had in his life (with women, his career, etc), I'd die happy.”
So, you don’t care about him, but you envy the shit out of him.
And you called his death ‘life fuel.’
Guess what? You’re a monster.

paraphilias-are-human #fundie

We don’t let animals sign contracts. They can’t consent to a loan.
We don’t let them testify in court, usually. For police dogs, we let the trainer testify, and maybe show the dog’s capability to detect drugs, blood, cadavers, or thumb drives. It’s not like the dog can swear to bark the truth and only the truth.

If you did get caught having consensual sex with an animal, how could it be shown? It’d be worse than a rape trial between two humans, where it’s he said/she said. The only person who knows what’s going on and what the stakes are will insist that at the time, the animal appeared to consent.

So, no, I don’t think there’s any point in adopting a policy of animal consent. They can’t consent, not legally. At best you can get ‘willing,’ but you’re still committing rape.

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

“God’s Word in Genesis tells us that God created distinct categories of animals “according to their kind.” The implication is that each kind produces its own kind and cannot change into a different kind.”
No, Kenny, that’s not an implication, he didn’t say ‘fixed’ kinds, did he?
This is just you insisting that your interpretation is rooted in reality.

“We now know that the “kind,” in most instances, is at the family level of classification”
And further attempts to pretend that the Bible authors jive with scientific understanding.

Freed_From_Sin #fundie

“Here we go again. You know that evolutionists don't even have the most basic answers for any of those questions.”
I have to assume they’re really stupid questions betraying incredible ignorance about how evolution works and what it even is…

“Nobody never saw a chicken come from an elephant”
No one claims they did. Or can.

“and to say such is just retarded.”
Yes.

“Evolutionists basically have a neat little theory that contains a few facts (i.e. that there are different kinds), but ignores all the evidence for a young universe and a global flood.”
Those aren’t part of evolution. You betray your ignorance there. And crowing about it is where you’re stupid.

“Furthermore, how does something come from nothing?"
REALLY not part of the science that observes changes within a gene pool over time.
And even the Big Bang doesn’t say ‘from nothing.’
You’re batting negative .500

“Case closed, we need to stop this nonsense funding of education is all it does is say this type of stuff.”
No, fuckknuckle, education says nothing of the sort. These are creationist lies you’re flogging.

“At my prayer group, I was told that there are countless creation scientists that are looking to prove that the world come to be the way the LORD said it, but they can't get the funding because the money always goes to the evolutionists. How scientific is that?

We have all the facts, we knew them at the beginning - and we find more and more facts that confirm the living truth.”
Considering how much untruth you’re spouting, I find that very hard to fucking believe.

“The stupid evolutionists start out by looking at facts without any idea what the outcome is -”
All of science does that. We observe facts and eventually form ideas to explain them.

“and that's how you get these weird evolution and big bang ideas.”
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees. That’s where the facts lead us.
You have no facts to change our minds, though, just silly lies.

“Basically, they want this theory so they can get rid of the LORD so that they can live out their life doing all their wicked sins”
You really do think that people know there’s an ALL KNOWING GOD who knows our actions, our every decision, and our knowledge, and we still think we can fool him after we commit sins that we know are sins?
God, you’re dumber than a bag of hammers.

lonely-road #fundie

“It is genuinely impossible for women to be incel”
Okay. How is that?

“This is because female sexuality is dormant unless an attractive man is in sight.”
Um, incel is involuntarily celibate, not involuntarily uninterested.

“They never get desperate enough to be with a guy under 4/10 because when there are no handsome men around they actually do not feel that desperation in the first place."
That’s not what incel means. If there are men available but they choose not to fuck them, they’re volcels. Your fantasy that horniness is a function of what’s in sight is just stupid.

“Think about it,”
More than you.

“women never show interest in us incels because they are incapable of sexual desire when separated from chad and normies.”
You sound like Wild Bill in his woman-suit. “Fuck me? I’d fuck me! Women who don’t want to fuck ME are incapable of fucking!”
Fact is you’re just not attractive.

“Plenty of Incels admit to at some point having feelings for an ugly woman, or being willing to date one if it meant sex, but a woman would never do something like this, because it is not possible for her to feel sexual desire towards an ugly man.”
I suppose this is a better fantasy than thinking she wants to be raped and is waiting for you to take charge…

“Sure, she can feel desire and be desperate for chad, but I believe women are biologically hardwired to shut down their sexuality when they do not have a suitable partner.”
Why oh why, he cries, is no one desperate enough to fuck me?

“That is why they cannot be incel.”
You just have to be the most suffering sufferer, don’t you?

Sarah N. Bauer #fundie

“When God gave you the basic sex/gender when you were being formed in the womb, that is what you are.”
Yes. Of course, god gave me my brain, my endocrine system, my dick, and a few other things at the same time. YOU think PENIS UBER ALLES, but god and the science doesn’t.

“This is the height of lying to oneself and buying into a fabricated fantasy.”
Yes, but you can become an atheist any time. I believe in you.

“Gender dysmorphic syndrome is encouraged in our schools and called choice.”
Fighting it or fixing it are two choices, yes.

“How sick are our teachers.”
Weird how people who teach learning have actually learned what they’re talking about, huh?

Marcy #fundie

“a man is not made for a man especially in the sexual mannor!”
Well, if the manor is a molly house, they sure are. Those were brothels at the time of the revolutionary war, that catered to homosexual men.

But seriously, I see no reason to think we’re made with any intended purpose.

“The male anatomy is made to only expel waste and ....semen for, get this, .... procreation!”
So you say. Do your dick have something stamped on it, for offspring only or some such?

“because unless that man is abnormal( been fixed or other abnormality) there is sperm in the ejaculate.”
Yes, but sex is about the orgasm. if a man can get an orgasm off a woman, another man, two jelly donuts and a watermelon, it’s all good.

“Male and male cannot procreate anything!”
Okay. So, if you’re not procreating you shouldn’t have sex? Infertile couples shouldn’t get married?

“But, and get this too.. a man, if not careful and protected can get an infection!!!”
Something that applies to straight and gay couples…

“Wow wonder why they would be getting a infection? Because they are making their part of their anatomy subseptable to bacteria!”
You’re crowing about something that isn’t specifically a gay male problem, dipshit.

“So yeah they have to ware protection, there again, thats adding someting! Its just like adding to the Word of God.”
I have absolutely no problem adding to the word of God. Like stamping each page with “Total A-historical Bullshit!”

“Lets not leave the women out eaither.... they a woman wasnt made for a woman none of her parts fit like a (hand and ) glove.”
But if that’s the parts that make her day, more power to her.

“You guys cant be as serious about your position on homosexuallity its just not Natural no matter how you try to make it work!”
I’m perfectly serious about my position on my son’s sexuality. It’s as natural as handedness, or which eye is dominant.