TheKingOfRhye

@TheKingOfRhye

A Freeman #quack #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy

STOP CALLING THEM DOCTORS

Well, doctors are people who have earned a degree that’s called, believe it or not, a doctorate. So, that’s what I’ll call them, because that’s what they are. Of course I have to mention not all of those are in medical fields, in fact one could get a doctorate in, say, astrophysics, like a certain curly-haired rock guitarist who I’m a huge fan of did. He even got knighted, at that, ya know.

Also, my dad’s 72 and has had heart issues and stuff. If he wasn’t taking medications for that, he’d probably either be dead or in worse shape than he is now, so fuck you very much.

Jesse Watters #wingnut #sexist

JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): Well, Nancy says there will not be a female president in her lifetime, and I say thank God. I hope there's not a female president in my lifetime.

Apparently he’s referring to Nancy Pelosi, who is 86 years old, so yeah, I suppose there is a decent chance that that won’t happen in HER lifetime. Like if Kamala Harris or someone else (AOC? MI gov Whitmer?) wins the nomination but doesn’t win the Presidency in ‘28. But, ya know, Jesse’s 47 years old himself, so I wouldn’t be too sure of that if I were him.

Jim #sexist #fundie #homophobia #racist #wingnut #forced-birth

Nachisu Miku/Kenneth Christian Paul Schulz #racist #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy #pratt #dunning-kruger

DOOM one of the most Christian games ever

Wait a minute…what the fuck? Admittedly I’m not like a “mega Doom fan” or whatever, but from what I remember of it, I have absolutely no idea how somebody would say that. I must be missing something here, I dunno. If any video game would be “the most Christian game ever” it’d probably be one of those crappy games made by “Wisdom Tree” that AVGN reviews a while back.

letg0orbdragged #crackpot #sexist

@Titania #252285

Yeah, same here. I guess you never forget the music that came out when you were in high school, lol.

That came out in ‘91, so I was looking up albums that came out in that year…holy crap, the albums that came out in a span of 44 days…Nevermind, Ten, the “Black Album”, Badmotorfinger, Use Your Illusion, etc. Wow.

Rob Schneider #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

Rob Schneider took to X on Friday to declare that the United States “must restore the military draft for our nation’s young people

That’s an easy thing to say for someone who’s never served in the military and is 62 years old, which would be 20 years or more (depending on the branch) past the maximum age limit to even enlist, much less be drafted! What’s that line… “some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make”

Anyway, Rob, just stick to endorsing whiskey that’s marketed to conservatives, at least, OK? (yes, that’s an actual thing, lol)

Linda Harvey #fundie #racist #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

homosexuals and transgenders claim they too form an “ethnicity” or a “marginalized community.”

I’ve never once heard anyone claiming LGBTQ is an “ethnicity.” If they did, well, they’d be wrong. A “marginalized community,” though? Uh, yeah, hello?? Aren’t you literally trying to marginalize them????

Marc Andreessen and Elon Musk #ableist #crackpot #quack

Well, if Elon Musk agrees with something that sounds like bullshit to me, I’ll take that as a sign that I’m on the right track.

NiteStryker #sexist #psycho

Ok. Girl went to homecomming dance, was waiting for her dad to pick her up*, then was gangraped and beaten.
Horrible story.
But,

Seriously, after you said “But”…I knew the rest of this was gonna be utter bullshit.

Kelley Edward #pratt

OK, for someone who says that Stephen Colbert is a white supremacist (and I don’t know how the fuck you come to that conclusion!), then turning around and saying basically “I’d rather see a black person write a LOTR movie”…that comes across as very hypocritical. Am I reading too much into that, or does it sound like they’re implying something like “a black person making a LOTR movie would be horrible, but Colbert doing it would be even worse”?

letg0orbdragged #crackpot #sexist

@Sasha #252200

People are still having sex, and nothing seems to stop them!

Now that’s a song I probably haven’t thought of once in the last 20 plus years, but it instantly came to mind there, LOL

Fritz Berggren #fundie #conspiracy #pratt #racist

The sun, moon, and stars move in relation to earth

That’s actually technically true, it just doesn’t mean what he thinks it means.

Promqueenlette #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #transphobia #interphobia

Those Baby eating sacrifing ritualistic demons

I wanted to say that sounded like a cool metal band name, but nah, too long. “Baby Eating Demons” would be more uh…snappy!

Commander Astrea via Ricardo Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the machine) #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Subtly the elite know how to control the minds and keep them in the sleeping spaces, on the teams, on the games, on how the World Cup is going

Well, that’s obviously bullshit then…I don’t care about the World Cup, I care about how the local Detroit area teams are doing. The Tigers got off to a decent start, they have a rookie, Kevin McGonigle, who looks like he might just be the real deal…and the Pistons are still looking like a contender.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #dunning-kruger #quack #conspiracy

Our aura is our biofield and is made of photons dispersed by our cells

Considering that photons are light, then why aren’t we all literally walking flashlights?

PITT Parents #transphobia

Society INSISTS endlessly that the word “jalapeno” is pronounced “hall-uh-peen-yo”

Yes, because that is the way that word is pronounced! It’s pronounced like that because Spanish-speaking people named it, because they can be found in places where people speak Spanish. Espanol, if you wanna be really accurate. I’m enough of an international person I guess, that I occasionally encounter words in Spanish or French that I know aren’t pronounced like us English-speakers would pronounce them phonetically.

splatster01 #transphobia #enbyphobia

Anon #crackpot #sexist

Most males just ferment into compost instead of cook into a meal.

Well, I think if you leave any dead person, man or woman or whatever, long enough, they’ll eventually be compost. That’s kinda weirdly comforting to me, I think.

Anon #homophobia

Gay moids are men who think and act just like men.

Yes, I suppose that’s true. Men in fact think and act just like men! Because, ya know, that’s what they are. Though, I kinda think that doesn’t really mean anything to say that. I’ve known a lot of men in my lifetime, and they definitely don’t all act the same. Same can be said for women too, of course. People can be fucking weird, is what I’m really saying, OK?

Declan Finn #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy #transphobia #racist

we were on the train track to Hell.

Does that run parallel to the Highway To Hell? Once you pass up the Stairway to Heaven, I suppose…

Maybe I should write a new rock anthem that is a middle ground between those…call it “The Escalator to Purgatory” lol

Laura Wood #homophobia #fundie

@Timjer #251853

Because it’s really none of my goddamn business to tell other people who they should or should no love.

You know, I really feel like this world be a much better place if more people adhered to that idea. Not even just about who you should or should not love or have sexual relations with, more people need to realize that a lot of whatever is “none of their goddamn business”.

Joel Webbon #fundie #racist

"And I think I could also, to go one step further, say all Jews are subversive," Webbon added. "There would, of course, be some exceptions there as well."

OK, then, if you think there are some exceptions to that, then WHY THE FUCK are you saying or thinking “they are all subversive”??? You’re either lying to yourself or to the people you’re talking to. Or both, maybe. It just doesn’t make logical sense, damnit.

Kartvellia #sexist #fundie

Women are perpetual minors- They must never act independently of their Paterfamilias or male guardian- Their father, husband, or oldest son.

Ha! I’m not my mom’s oldest (eldest?) son, that would be my brother who’s a little more than 2 years older than me, but neither of us would ever expect her to “never act independently” for damn sure!

we spit in the face of Heaven

I’m OK with that, as I don’t believe there is such a thing. Also, that kinda sounds like a song by Danzig or something. \m/

Women must always be subordinate to man as the moon depends on the sun's light.

The moon depends on reflecting the sun’s light to be somewhat of a light. The moon doesn’t stop existing when there’s a “new moon” or when there’s a lunar eclipse. Also, in the case of a solar eclipse, the moon can block out the sun. Now, if that’s not a metaphor, I don’t know what a metaphor IS!

Barbara Susan Williford #psycho #elitist

What the actual fucking what?? Lock this woman up and throw away the damn key, as far as I’m concerned.

Gen Z Patriotz #racist #conspiracy #sexist #homophobia

The Civil War - White genocide

Uhh…I don’t think it should count as “white genocide” when it was basically a war of white people vs other white people.

Donald Trunp #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

@Sasha #251651

I remember “Sh*t My Dad Says”, the Twitter account that turned into a book that turned into a sitcom with William Shatner that got cancelled after a season-ending cliffhanger. “Shit Trump Said” could be a damn encyclopedia’s worth of material!

MountainGorilla #racist

In fact, 90% of all interracial crimes in the U.S. are committed by blacks... against whites.. So what if all blacks were to... suddenly... disappear from the U.S.? Murder would go down 49.7 percent, welfare recipients would go down 40 percent, SAT scores would go up about 100 points, the average IQ would go up 7 points

First of all…[citation seriously needed]. And all IQ is a score of how well you do on IQ tests, which I don’t think it’s crazy to suppose have been culturally biased at times.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

I try to never speak ill of the dead

I’m fine with speaking ill of the dead, myself. If I didn’t like a person when he was alive, why I should change my tune when he dies? Of course though, I do think you should at least show some respect and decency, and maybe not immediately say you were glad the person died, especially when you’re the head of state of a major world power!

tried his best to smear & send to prison an innocent man (President Trump)

“Innocent man”??? He’s a convicted felon. I thought prison is typically where people who were convicted of a felony go.

various commenters #wingnut #transphobia

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT
TRANSGENDERISM
SHOULD BE
CLASSIFIED AS A
MENTAL ILLNESS?

No, because it’s obviously not. But even if you do, well, so freaking what? Does it really make a difference in your life if your neighbor Bob is now Roberta, or whatever?

New-Conversation3246 #wingnut #elitist #racist #conspiracy

If I didn’t actually believe in universal suffrage myself, I’d be mad that this guy’s vote carries the same weight as mine.

Craig Cobb #racist #psycho

Go to the back of the bus and suck on the exhaust while you’re at it.

Aaron #crackpot

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #251496

Dude drumming is music, there are Christian bands with drummers

Indeed. I’ve spent a lot of time around people who often listened to Christian pop and rock, which almost always have drums. And if the OP was trying to say that drumming by itself isn’t music? I’d say, listen to a live drum solo by Neil Peart! (RIP)

Uncommon sense #racist

The Right is right about
-Immigration
-The Civil Rights Act

Bullshit.

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut

Admittedly, I know like nothing about Robert Mueller or what he did…but damn, that’s just…low. I, as a total left-wing Democrat, didn’t like Charlie Kirk, but I certainly didn’t celebrate his death, I wasn’t glad he died. You can talk bad about someone who just died, IMO, that’s OK, but to say you were glad he died? That’s kinda “crossing the line” to me. But I should really expect nothing less at this point, I guess.

Bonnie Sibley #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

He sue ABS

He sued antilock braking systems? Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene? Australian Bureau of Statistics?

Aaron #crackpot

drumming is not music.

Is this like that thing Ben Shapiro said a few years back (which I guess he’s walked back on now) where he said rap isn’t music because it doesn’t have melody or harmony? (which was stupid because it definitely often does have both of those, for one thing)

Dr. Schavi M. Ali #crackpot #magick #ufo #dunning-kruger

Earth is highly stirred,

Not shaken? So Earth is a cosmic martini?

(I know the famous line from James Bond is “shaken, not stirred”…but that is considered like the “wrong” way to make a martini, it was originally meant to signify that James Bond is kind of an uncouth thug, which is apparently how he was in the books which I’ve never read, lol)

Fritz Berggren #conspiracy #racist #homophobia #fundie

We promote homosexuality in the name of “human rights”

Breaking news: Homosexual people are, in fact, humans, and thus deserving of human rights.

See Jeremiah 51

Jeremiah? I thought he was a bullfrog…

Anons #sexist

<@KeithInc.> #251477

That would actually demand that we show IRL women our porn. Not everyone hides their porn to the same degree, but I don’t know anyone who shows his porn to women around him.

Hmm…I’ve sent porn to a woman who I was in an online relationship with (that we were planning to make IRL, but that never and won’t ever happen for uh..reasons), does that count? lol…I mean, I sent her the video because I knew we liked the same kinda stuff (and she did like it)

If you have ever been in a long term relationship, you have probably noticed that your moid suddenly wants you to dress more conservatively, gets uncomfortable about you speaking to other males and wants you to get pregnant as soon as possible.

I would never say any of those things to a woman I was in a LTR with, especially not the last one! I have absolutely NO desire to have children. That could maybe change in the future, I dunno, but right now, no way nohow!

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #quack #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Setting aside the irrefutable fact that no vaccine is safe, effective, necessary

Tell me, why don’t we have a bunch of cases of polio and smallpox in the US right now? Why is it a fact that people who are younger than my mom generally don’t have the kinda distinctive scar on her arm from the needle of a smallpox vaccine???

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #mammon

Raikov was a nagual man, with a four lobed energy body who could hypnotise subjects to move their assemblage

I don’t know what the hell the first half of that means, but “hypnotizing subjects to move their assemblage” kinda sounds like an extremely wordy way to say “he could get an audience to dance” like he’s a bassist of a funk band or something. His lower frequency notes played rhythmically incited increased movement among those in attendance! Move your assemblage, baby! Vibrate those body parts you inherited from your maternal ancestor!

various commenters #wingnut #transphobia

Normal is heterosexual.
Normal is male or female.
Normal is of your right mind.
Normal is natural human posterity

I really don’t understand how people like this seem to talk about being “normal” like it’s a goal, a thing to aspire to be. Ya know, when I was a kid and people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I didn’t say “I want to be normal”!

Hmm, I suppose that’s a good thing, because I sure as hell didn’t grow up to be normal, LOL

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Excuse me, waiter? I didn’t order the word salad.

Fritz Berggren #racist #fundie #conspiracy

If democracy is fraudulent (it is), then what is the alternative for the White and Christian race?

“The White and Christian race”???? No, sorry, that’s not a thing that actually exists. Not only is it an extremely obvious fact that being white doesn’t mean you’re Christian and vice versa, the definition of “white” is different depending on who you’re talking to and when. If you had said “what is the alternative for white Christian people” that would have made more sense.

World Eater #sexist #psycho #crackpot

@SCHIZO_FREQ / Lukas (computer) #fundie #sexist #crackpot

@Timjer #251077

But, even with me having said all of that (and my apologies)

No apology needed IMO, I’m with ya. Maybe I’m more into butts myself, to be honest, but boobs are great too, lol

The lord speaks only through big naturals

Then how is that I’ve personally known (“intimately known” in a few cases, if ya know what I mean, lol) more than a few women with “big naturals” who were either atheists or wiccan or pagan or something else most definitely “non-Abrahamic”?

White Community News #racist #conspiracy

I’ve never seen the movie, but just from a quick read of the Wikipedia article on it, it seems the critical reception of it was mixed at best. 29% on “Rotten Tomatoes” and ratings from 2 to 3.5 stars from various critics. Also, it wasn’t a commercial success, either. I’m absolutely sure there are way better movies with an all-white cast, but seeing as that is not a thing I give absolutely any fucks about, I can’t name them off the top of my head.

artmalique #moonbat

<@KeithInc.> #250936

Technically, all ships are designed to sink.
Subs are designed to come back up again.

That just reminds me of what I suppose is the corresponding joke about aviation:
Sure, it’s safe! We ain’t left one up there yet!