Reverend John Ntim Fordjour
- I know a dead reverend when I see one and I'm looking at one right now.
No, no he's not dead, he's…he's restin'! Remarkable reverend, the John Ntim Fordjour, isn't he, ay? Beautiful hair color!
- The hair color don't enter into it. He's stone dead.
Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the Fords.
- PININ' for the FORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that??? Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?