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Grneyelady #fundie

“Could you point me to the thread or link of evidence that backs up evolutionary theory?”
Why? You have no intention of coming to understand it.

“From what I have read (and I'm thinking that you are a better researcher than I) most of the 'fossil' finds as well as Piltdown man, etc have been debunked.”
Yes, Piltdown Man has been debunked. By scientists.
And Nebraska Man was a mistake. It’s been corrected. By scientists.
All in all, though, the greater number of fossils found have not been discredited.

“And unless I'm mistaken, there has been no 'fossil' that shows inter-species evolution.”
See, you’re expecting macroevolution in the space of two generations. You’re not interested in the actual theory.

“I'm not saying that animals cannot 'adapt' or physically mutate according to their environment/surroundings...I'm talking about jumping the species barrier.”
Speciation. Look up ‘examples of speciation.’ It’s been observed. It happens.

“Naturally, not through scientific gene-manipulation.”
Which is the same mechanism as natural evolution, just faster.

“Oh, by the way. "Acquired characteristics" is actually in the Bible, did you know that? Read the story of Jacob and the 'spotted' livestock.”
No, it’s not, by the way.
The parent generation of goats did not acquire the spots. So it’s not an acquired characteristic that was passed on. You’re dumber than I thought, and I had a really low opinion before this.

Monotone goats looking at straked sticks while having the sex then have straked babies? that’s not even a mutation, it’s magic. Sympathetic magic to get the sticks’ traits applied to the offspring. Like when people pour water on the ground, trying to get the sky to rain.

To be an acquired characteristic would have had Jacob paint dots or stripes on all the goats, THEN let them copulate, and the kids come out dotted or striped. But that’s still sympathetic magic, not evolution or even biology.

Anonymous #sexist

“because of this thread i now know why lesbians are such angry cunts, sex for them sucks.”
Yes, yes, clearly YOU would not enjoy having your pussy licked by someone who knew what she was doing. So you can judge how much they enjoy what you’ve never, ever done.

“the best they can do is rub their pussys together.”
You apparently have all the imagination of an air fryer.

“And if they want to feel penetration they need a dildo shaped like a dick, they exact thing the dont want because they are lesbo. Topkek.”
You’re soooooooo knowledgeable about what people who aren’t you want. It’s truly amazing how insightful you really are.
Are you the one who wrote that graphic fanfic that referred to the fluids man AND women produce during sex as ‘slime’ 72 times?
Might have been fun if it was Ghostbusters saying ‘He slimed me,’ in that context, but the Shaolin Temple dragon saying ‘she slimed my tail’ is just disappointing.

“Thats why faggots seem so happy they actually get to get fucked or fuck.”
So, wait.
You find lesbian sex disappointing because compared to ‘regular’ sex there’s no ‘penis in vagina’ sensations, unless they violate their ‘no dick’ mandates...
But you think that being fucked up the ass compares favorably to the ‘my penis in her vagina’ sensation for a straight man?

You have a number of issues that you need help with, bubbles. hope you can find a REALLY competent therapist…

Mike Braun and Rev. Micah Beckwith #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #fundie

“Mike Braun issued the new proclamation on 1 June – the first day of LGBTQ+ Pride Month, no less – declaring that the month will celebrate the “nuclear family””

Most efforts to recognize a particular race, religion, nationality, any minority, are inclusive. The minority is just saying, “Don’t forget that we stand among you.”

Too many whites create exclusive movements. OUR look, OUR people, OUR way. That’s the only one that can be tolerated! Even if they say peaceful coexistence, they clearly mean separate, but not equal.
And they wonder why Pride Month is popular, by why ‘Nuclear Family’ month is seen as bigoted and selfish.

Davina #fundie

“If you ask me, it takes a lot more faith to believe in evolution than creation.”
How do you measure ‘faith,’ then?
And I don’t really ‘believe’ in evolution any more than I have a ‘faith’ that the square of the hypotenuse on a right triangle equals the sum of the squares of the other two sides. I wasn’t asked to accept it ‘on faith.’ They told me it worked, and THEN spent a bit of time showing me how they came to that conclusion. It’s supported. Unlike when they told me in a sermon that God wants me to do something. Most of that was not-entirely-supported by naming the person who said God said it…

“The Bible isn't a science textbook, but when it touches on matters of science it is remarkably accurate.”
Bats aren’t birds. The source of the various languages is not an attempt to build a skyscraper up to touch the sky. Insects have six legs not four. Fish are alive. so are plants. The sun is farther away than the moon, bible says they both are inside the sky.
It’s pretty worthless as science.

“Isaiah 40:22 says "There is one who is dwelling above the circle of the earth,"... this was written a long time before "enlightened" man thought the world was flat.”
Circles are flat. Which direction is ‘above’ the globe Earth?
Every single time the Bible describes the Earth, it’s a flat earth.

“People want to believe in evolution, so they aren't accountable to anyone.”
Nothing in any science claims there are no gods, the supernatural is beyond Science’s ability to prove or disprove. Kinda stupid to think that evolution promotes atheism.

distressed parent #transphobia #conspiracy

“And how utterly awful for your sons to eulogize your daughter with the incorrect pronouns.”
The funeral is the living’s last chance to show respect for the dead.
You think they should show respect for the bigot?
Barf emoji here.

“The "trans" horror preys on the family in insidious gut-wrenching ways.”
Rather the opposite.
Gay, transgendered, tobacco smoker, military service, families that love each other more than they posture stay together through any stressors.
It’s the Catholic family that disowns the atheist, the Baptists who kick out their gay kid, the hippies who ‘have no son’ after his enrollment at West Point, the feminist who can’t extend feminism to her transgendered daughter… Those bigots are the horrors, forcing their ideals to be gut-wrenching problems for the family.

“It's prompted me to consider the possibility of an outside evil force.”
Yes, yes, humans CAN’T have conditions that make me look bad. Must be demons or aliens or Necromancers or Saturday Morning cartoons….

“ Or maybe, humans just can be stupid and terrible. My bitterness is another aspect of what the "trans" horror does to people.”
No. You’re bitter about what you THINK the dysphoric child says about you…

bazildaddy #fundie

“"And there is no distinction between micro- and macro-evolution." Wow you should tell dawkins he sure thinks that there is.”
Depends on what you’re talking about.
To the biologist, it’s the same evolutionary mechanisms.
To the gene pool, it’s the sustained addition of adaptations to the environment.
To the creationist, it’s the evolution some of them accept versus the evolution that all of them balk at.

“So does every other scientist I have read or talked with. The answer for origin doesn't erase the need for science in any area.”
Well, if you’re talking THE SCIENCE, then, no, there’s no difference.
If you insist on the difference, it’s small mutations vs. the major physical changes that are obvious separating the species.

“"Fish with legs? Tektaalik. Whale-like mammals showing various transitions" You start naming animals that you think you can prove Macro evoultion and I will show you how ignorant you are.”
All of them.
YOU ignorant fuckers think that evolution occurs with speciation and macroevolution occuring in one generation, a gazelle giving birth to a giraffe.
You’re not the one to point out how ignorant any of us are…

Carl’s Bakery & Coffee Shop #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #fundie

“A Minnesota business is launching a monthlong “nuclear family” celebration in June”
Because Christains copying the rest of society in an effort to make a safe space just for them ALWAYS works. Safespace dating sites, safespace social media, safespace movie critics…
Because you can’t really stand to not be the special ones, can you?

omw_68 #sexist

“Ultimately, the feminist concept of "objectification" is based on the idea that male desires are illegitimate or unimportant.”
You desire sex. That’s natural.
Objectification is when you treat a woman as if sex is the ONLY thing she can offer. Treating her like a sex object makes your desires illegitimate.
You’re ignoring her as a person,just as life support and vehicle for a vagina.

“From the feminist perspective, men are just supposed to serve women without asking for or expecting anything in return.”
That’s not feminism.
Sounds a lot more like chauvinism, but with the gender swapped.

“Without having their own independent and legitimate desires.”
You’re allowed to have your desire, sweetie. But being treated like a functioning person is one of THEIR desires. Just consider it a transaction, an investment. Treat her like a person who has a vagina, not a vagina with an emotional attachment.

“In other words, the concept of "objectification" is itself rather objectifying.”
No, it’s not. This is just you pretending that your snit is a rationally thought out response.

“In any event, "objectification" is like any other feminist concept in that it doesn't stand up to scrutiny.”
Well, your caricature doesn’t stand up to it, but you’re using that as a strawman anyway. It’s not supposed to stand up.

Leekyfrmbville #psycho #sexist

“If men ain’t entitled to sex.”
You’re entitled to sex. You can sex all the adult women (or men, no judgment) you can get to consent to it and no one can judge you. Sex isn’t illegal.

You’re NOT entitled to sex without their consent, though.
That’s where incels typically go wrong, thinking that if sex is a biological need, they’re entitled to demand it.
That’s rape. You’re not entitled to rape.

“Then women isn’t entitled to safety”
Bit of a revenge fantasy, here, not an actual legal opinion, huh?
You are not ENTITLED to harm anyone. Men, women, children, televangelists, telemarketers, the social contract that is WAY over your head protects you as much as it protects them. IF you feel and choose to behave as women aren’t entitled to safety, neither are you. No one can prosecute anyone who drills you right in the dick with any caliber that comes to hand, and then refuse to touch your peepee to apply a tourniquet.

Human Coalition #forced-birth

“We, humans, are endowed with special privileges from our Creator, but we don’t have the right to determine the value of other people.”

Right,right.
Every single time a cop murders someone, you people come out of the woodwork to judge that victim.
Every single time a scientist dies, you people don’t even wait for the body to cool down before announcing what he’s going through in Hell because of evolution.
Y’all want the death penalty for Obama, Biden, Fauci, any evolution teacher, and every muslim.
But we can’t really judge…

butcheressofabughrai #fundie

“The rise of atheists today where hatred and intolerance of religion is banded about is considered acceptable opposition and condemnation.”
Um… Okay.
I mean, I have a first amendment right to blasphemy, against you, against Allah, against Zeus, Jehovah, Venus, Thor…
Of course, you have the same freedom to call all atheists wankers, too. And blaspheme Allah, Zeus, the Invisible Pink Unicorn….

“They get to kill religion, take down God, live up to the ideals of atheism, be seen as a hero.”
If your religion can be destroyed by the existence of critics, then why would you want to protect it?
And I have no idea what the ideals of atheism are supposed to be.
I don’t believe in any gods. You don’t believe in almost as many of the gods as I don’t. Amaterasu, Quetzalcoatl, Raven, Ki, Marduk… What are YOUR ideals of not believing in Odin and that whole pantheon?

“But to be able to accept the sacred right and freedom of worship our heroes fought and died for,”
I also served in the military to protect your right to worship. But that right doesn’t extend to forcing me to pretend to share that worship.

“and to be able to get over their theophobia”
Between the Inquisition, the Crusades, and the Witch Trials, it’s not a ‘phobia’ to fear what the religious can do.

“and get on with life without devoting it to attacking religion, that takes real guts, that makes them a hero.”
Ah. So, to be a hero, I have to leave your inaccuracies alone, your misconceptions, your historical revisionism?
Neh. I’ll be a spear carrier quite happily.

logosone #fundie

“I caught a little bit of one of the dozens of films that have been made from his writing's last night.”
Just a little bit of one film of many, which is a small sampling of his many novels. So that’s a WHOLE LOT of media that you judge by a tiny view?
Teensy bit full of yourself, aren’t you?

“ No doubt he has single handedly spread more demonic based fear”
He didn’t write the Exorcist. Or the Sentinel. Or Rosemary’s Baby.
His vampire book, Salem’s Lot, just borrows the monsters from all the other media that already existed. I mean, he did it well, but he didn’t invented vampires.
The Stand centered around the triumph of Good.
The entire point of the Gunslinger series is about redemption. No way that’s Christain, huh?
None of Stephen King’s books were the ones that kept me up all night with every light on in the house.

“and unclean thoughts and themes than practically anyone in media.”
I don’t have an action figure based on Stephen King or any of his characters.
I DID, however, make Navy patrols with an Elvira figure in my rack.
As Carlin recounts his childhood confessions, “So, unclean thoughts, unclean, unclean thought/word/deed, more unclean thoughts…”

“He ranks right up there with Ozzy and Manson, yet he somehow gets a reprieve because it's deemed 'literature'.”
They’re all fictional, and they’re entertaining. Which is why they rise in the charts and churches close congregations.

thebibleboy22 #fundie

justinjrussell #fundie

“the atheist who charges God with immorality must have some absolute, universal, and invariant system of morality by which he can judge God.”
No, I do not.
I can have a moral system that’s no more complicated than ‘unnecessary harm is wrong,’ and find that the Biblegod character is in violation of that moral system.
At the end of The Flood, he realized that man is just wicked, he’s created with that as part of his nature. Killing ALMOST the entire race accomplished nothing. So every single thing that died in The Flood was an instance of unnecessary harm. By that moral system, Biblegod is a dick.

“Christians get their system of justice and morality from God's revelation,”
No, you don’t.
You guys were on both sides of the Civil War, thinking that slavery was God’s plan AND thinking that emancipation was what God wanted.
You can’t find a verse that says abortion is wrong. Biblegod says life begins at first breath.
And Biblegod gives you plenty of reasons to REJECT that pompous ass in the white house but there you are…

“but from where does the atheist's sense of morality come?”
Evolution. We evolved as social animals.

“From his own subjective opinion? Then he has no right to criticize anyone else's system.”
First Amendment gives me every right to criticize your system even if I’m a nihilist.

“From society? Then in Hitler's society ethnic cleansing is "good."”
Should have bet money. You have no actual logical argument, so you go with the emotional appeal.

“From the innate survival mechanisms of nature? Then whatever humans (part of nature) do must be "good" because their actions are products of their natures and thus "good."”
No. Not everything we do. Some of what individuals do is a threat to other individuals. We have to establish if the threat is necessary or justified by how necessary the harm is.
We have to limit the freedom of contagious people to protect the uninfected, for example. Any inconvenience is necessary.

“From some moral agent beyond this material universe who has the authority to impose morality on this material universe and its inhabitants?”
Well, he doesn’t really have the authority to impose it. You volunteer to accept some of his morals and insist that all of your morals are god-breathed.

Ininja2000 #fundie

“[ Do you believe there is such a thing as good and evil?]

If you answered yes, you just admitted that you believe in God.”
Then the question should define good and evil in terms of gods.
I can believe in evil as ‘our term for threats to the gene pool’ or ‘unnecessary harm to members of our gene pool’ or ‘pretty much anything that Bonespurs says he wants’ without a single reference to any of the gods men have invented over the years. You need to be specific on the question.

“Because if there is no God, there is no standard for good or evil.”
Oh, blow it out your ass.
You think there IS a god, who promotes slavery, stoning disobedient children, and thinks it’s justified to inflict ETERNAL torture on people who think the god they were taught to worship is real.
This is a piss-poor standard.
Appealing to him AS the standard is piddle-poor as well.
And we can still define good and evil in terms of unnecessary harm to our species.
The most you can say is that there is no IMPOSED standard from a divine standpoint.
Which I’m certainly okay with.

“So if you're an atheist you cannot logically believe in the existence of good and evil.”
Show the logic. See it the steps stand up to scrutiny without any outrageous assumptions. Betcha there are a LOT of assumptions.

autopilotkitty #homophobia #fundie

Hmm. 36 views, most of us (i assume) us, in four days...
Last story I posted on DA had 300 views in the next hour.
OP may not return because no one cares.

@CocoSmiles #256937
Yeah, that’s part of why i posted there, to see of she defends herself in violation of her own promise.

Speaker Mike Johnson #fundie #forced-birth

"because we were the first to declare the self-evident truth that all people are created equal by God.”
Mike, you blithering idiot, ‘this nation’ did not exist when those words were written.
And the reference to ‘their creator’ is a deist term, not Christain.
Ben Franklin would punch you right in the throat.

TRIBULATOR #fundie

“All of these useless attempts are always utilized by atheists: try to make it sound like Christians use fear tactics[,]”
Well, every submarine I was ever on, someone tried to convert me to christainity on patrol. Every single one used the threat of hell to try to scare me into converting.
Just about every Christain poster online seems unable to convey the love of their Lord in Heaven without mentioning the threat of Hell.

“try to make it sound like ist a matter of intelligence.”
A number of times I’ve mentioned that Noah was on the ark for a year, so he needed a year’s worth of food, and been told that i needed to read the book and see it was forty days and nights.
A greater number of times, people have insisted that there’s nothing wrong with using circular reasoning to support the Bible as the word of God.
And I can’t begin to count the number of people who misstate Hovind or Strobel’s arguments because they never really understood them. And if THEIR logic goes over your head, you’re a fucking idiot.

“Well your tactics only work on weak minds that are not enlightened by the Holy spirit, those minds that are empowreed are far beyonf your feeble reach.”
The fact that you don’t listen to my arguments does not mean you’re not using fear tactics, or stupid arguments, or dumber than a bag of hammers.

Stratagem #fundie

“Which is harder to believe, that one set of God-made parents led to the human population, or a string of happy accidents made us (as the Athiests maintain)?”
Evolution does not equal atheism.
Your dichotomy, here, ignores the theists that accept evolutionary theory and/or hold Genesis to be a metaphor at best.

“But, where Atheists get themselves really twisted up is when they maintain that one can be an evolutionist and yet believe in moral behavior and non-violence (as many of them claim to).”
Or course we can believe in moral behavior. We’ve had morals longer than we’ve had the Christain or Jewish faiths. It’s how we evolved, as social animals that don’t kill members of our own community. Couldn’t have a city without that.

“When in fact, to be consistent with Darwinian theory one must do away with the genetically infirm,”
No, not even slightly. Darwin’s theory does not require that we trim our gene pool. That’s what the tigers are for.

“or at least not interfere with their elimination by natural means”
That would also preclude medicines, glasses, hearing aids, crutches, canes, casts…
But, again, we’re social animals, we protect out weak, sick, and halt.

“for the "good" of the species and its progression (or so the theory says).”
You have no idea what the theory says.

“ Even Darwin himself recognized that his theory would lead to some form of eugenics, eventually.”
Darwin never promoted eugenics, although unscrupulous people have tried to use his work to justify it. You’re either lying or you fell for someone else’s lies.

“Atheism is a very brutish religion”
And, again, you’re conflating the science with the TOTAL LACK OF RELIGIOUS THOUGHT and calling them the same thing.

Ben Shapiro #wingnut

“But for the good of the United States, New York must lose. Because otherwise, you're going have these people celebrating.”
What?
Really, what sort of magical script is this shit from?
It’s like an Adam Sandler Yankee convincing Arthur and Mordred to give up war, with the realm’s fate decided on a basketball game. And Bill Murry gives the half-time locker-room speech that turns everything around for the forces of good.

How god-damned PETTY do you have to be to pray for a sportball game JUST so that people you don’t like DON’T CELEBRATE!?!?!
I mean, really! I cheer for Army in the Army-Navy game but i won’t use the results to lord it over my veteran relatives. I just cheer for anyone who beats up midshipmen.
What the FUCKING fuck is WRONG with you, Benny?

Nutrider99 #fundie

“God, However, IS testable,”
REally? So, a vision from God is a repeatable observation? I can go to the ‘road to Damascus’ and see the light Paul saw?

“HAS been observed through the personage of His Son,”
Exactly how Do i observe Jesus now?

“and HAS proven Hisself to be the one and true God throughout the history of mankind.”
Hisself?
Why doesn’t god ever seem to reveal himself to high school graduates?

“He HAS spoken directly to man.”
So the anonymous stories tell us, sure. Got any independent verification?

“ His words HAVE been recorded as spoken.”
We know this because HIS words say they’re HIS words? There’s no chance at all of, i dunno, a liar?

“ God can be found by anyone who seeks Him.”
My experience says this is not true.

“ An alternative for origination cannot be found in His absence.”
That you don’t accept the science doesn’t mean it’s not been found.

“ Therefore, God alone offers the explanations for origination.”
This is why every single religion offers different explanations and attributes them to different gods, huh?

“Only God could create what is not possible to have been created. God alone is science.”
What a topload of horseshit.

autopilotkitty #homophobia #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #256895

No, it scans. This June, next June, all the months of June since they established it as Pride Month.

“Junes make me want to puke” could be read “Homosexuality rituals make me want to puke.”

it’s not any less stupid, but it’s grammatically doable.

David J Stewart #fundie #wingnut #sexist

@Sasha #256890

No, not divorced or executed, either leaves David with no one to wash his socks. Pretty sure he wants them punished, but just admonished to Do Better.

autopilotkitty #homophobia #fundie

@Sasha #256886
Yes, i do see a lot of Christainity as performance art.

vegan-confessions #fundie

“Other cultures eat dogs but I don’t see you doing that.”
Is that an argument? They’re still eating meat, so the original point remains.
And If i was living in China, say with a job teaching English, I’d probably eat dog a time or two.

“I also don’t see you personally killing your prey with your claws/teeth and then eating it raw and plain.”
We evolved as tool users. I use a knife to butcher the chicken.
We evolved with fire. I use fire to make the meat safe to eat.
Not really seeing your point, here. Seems to me that you just keep moving the goalposts.

“I also don’t see dogs and lions cultivating plants for consumption or having our same omnivorous biologies”
So we took responsibility for our own food sources. Dogs aren’t tool users.

“I see you having the capability to eat plants but choosing instead to eat processed animal carcasses.”
Oh, I eat both. Sometimes in the same dish, like chili.

“I wonder exactly why you would do that when you have the ethical and intellectual capabilities to make decisions based off of ideas other than “but they can do that why can’t I”
You haven’t really addressed that justification except to reject it.
I also make decisions based on not wanting to become as much an entitled, judgmental asshole as some vegans i’ve come across.
Your mileage may vary.

“Because essentially that is the mindset of a toddler or a dog.”
Yeah, like that.

"And you are neither of those things. You are a human”
I’m not a toddler because I’m a human?
Small problem with thatanalogy…

“and you should understand the ethicality of your actions and your moral positions that make you different than ANIMALS,”
Humans are animals, but okay.

“ which you are apparently superior to if you choose to eat them.”
I don’t particularly think that the lion is superior to the gazelle, they just occupy different spots on the food pyramid.

“So why would you act like them?”
I’ve yet to see you give an actual reason to do anything different. You SAY ethics, but don’t offer any ethical chain. I’m jjst supposed to agree with you?

“ I mean, if we’re talking life cycles, you’re at the top of the chain. Start thinking like it.”
If I’m at the top of the food pyramid, but stop eating meat, then I’m no longer IN the food pyramid.
I can only secure my position by exercising my position.

autopilotkitty #homophobia #fundie

@Timjer #256879

Yes! Like a homophobic Scrooge! To Quote Dickens: “And he kept the spirit of Pride all year around! Melodramatic attention-seeking fucker that he was.”

Um.

Maybe ‘quote’ isn’t quite the word i needed,there…

David J Stewart #fundie #wingnut #sexist

“ there's nothing as ugly as a woman who has become a feminist.”
Right, right. Because if you see three women on the street in pencil skirts, you can just tell which one had voted, because she doesn’t make your dick hard.

I mean, you masturbate before going out so that you won’t get an embarrassing erection, but the chances are very good that all the women you will see are feminists. Jobs outside the home, pants, private bank accounts, military service, or taught males in Sunday School.

You’re such a poser, Davey.

autopilotkitty #homophobia #fundie

See, when -I- refuse to participate in something, I just don’t post there. I don’t virtue signal there about how I’m not posting there.

Sparrow's Song #sexist

“[Serious] Women are bad, don't envy normiecucks”
You LITERALLY define yourself by the sex you’re not having.
I am having the sex.
But women are bad…

“All normie males get cucked.”
Sour Grapes are a clear sign of envy, bubbles.

“All femoids are fucking the same guys in your area. Their betabux are either clueless or accept it as a harsh reality.”
Or you’re lying.

“So why bother wanting a femoid?”
In your case, for the humiliation, i would guess?

“ It's 2018, they're obsolete and highly toxic, their nature causes harm to the environment.”
And you’d still hand over a testicle if she demanded it for the sex.

Démocratie Participative #sexist #crackpot #racist #wingnut

“The far-right, powerfully reinforced in parliament by the National Rally of the dreadful Marine Le Pen's, abolished marriage[…]
They also, incidentally, legalized sham marriages”
Such doommongering.

“The National Assembly has adopted in first reading the bill aimed at ending the notion of “conjugal duty” in marriage[…]”
Ah. So they didn’t abolish SEX, they abolished a man’s privilege to DEMAND it.
But if they’re Catholic, she still has to give him kids.

“The concept of marriage is simple: in exchange for exclusive sexual access to a woman during her youth (for the purpose of her biological continuation), a man secures her lifestyle and social status for the rest of her life”
Sexual access? Such a sweet talker you are.

“Now, a man who gets married must pay without being able to ask for anything in return.”
it’s not illegal to ask.
It’s just not expected that she has to come across. Especially to someone who thinks of the marriage as a transaction for sexual access.
And technically, it’s not mandatory for the man to come across, either, as a mostly hypothetical issue…

“According to this new definition of asexual marriage, you might as well marry your mother or your sister”
I don’t WANT either of THEM to say, ‘yeah, okay,’ though.

“That's the level of insolence women will display in 2026″
The shock. The horror. Sometimes a woman can say, ‘no.’

“If you make the mistake of getting married, a slut can refuse to sleep with you the very next day.”
And this is different from a marriage, because?

“You won't be able to go back and divorce without paying the infamous alimony”
A risk we’ve always faced.

“In this vaginal tyranny, a man must guarantee the same standard of living to the tramp who dumped him”
Then maybe be a little more careful before you propose?

“Facing a sex strike the very next day is of course an extreme hypothesis here, but on the scale of several months to a few years it is virtually guaranteed[…]”
You’re just TERRIFIED of a woman having control over her own body, aren’t you?

“Regardless of race or religion, the all-powerful state will persecute any man who asks for something in return[…]”
Asking, no. But if she says no, beating her is really contra-indicated.

“White men are solely responsible for this situation. They loudly support the rise of the Sluts Era and have become their willing lackeys. Because of these feminist men, society is collapsing”
No, it really isn’t. Just your little patriarchal world, and good riddance.

“The birth rate is plummeting”
Usually a sign of economic success…

“ while capitalist democracies import Third World immigrants to accommodate the nihilistic behavior of Western sluts.”
Ohh, sorry. Women don’t want your misogyny, so you figure they’re sluts for imported dick. Yeah, that’s rational.

“You must opt for a common-law partnership with a notarized cohabitation agreement for a few hundred euros”
Still need her to consent, and you can’t force her to touch your peepee EVEN IF your contract says you can demand it. because you don’t really have any options if she repudiates it.

Carico #fundie

I(t) takes effort to deny God and deny that Jesus is the Son of God. It entails;

1) calling the authors of the bible liars or hallucinating the exact same thing”
The gospels weren’t written for at least two generations after Jesus walked the Earth. So they weren’t eyewitnesses. So they may have just been told untruths, there’s no way of knowing.

“2) Claiming that other people made up Jesus's words when they didn't understand them to begin with and no Jew would have made up the personhood of Christ”
I can’t even understand this claim, much less adopt it.

“3) That the design that scientists rely on everyday for their experiments isn't a design.”
Trial and error is a design process.

“4) Trying to change history.”
History. Ha. Historians don’t like to use anonymous documents anyway.

“There is nothing about the above that is logical.”
You’re the one making the claims… So that’s your fault.

“ So denying God is deliberate because one has to adopt even more unbelievable things than what's in the bible in order to deny God.”
No, i really do not. You’re lying.

Ken Schram #fundie

“In a 2002-JUN-27 column, columnist Ken Schram of KOMO, Seattle, WA, described some of the characteristics of Atheists:

1. They fear God so much that even hearing the word "God" distresses them.”
Yes, yes, that’s why i throw up every time one of my D&D players makes a god-call.
And why i spoke with the hospital chaplain for about 20 minutes the night before my surgery.

“2. He has observed Atheists squeeze their eyes shut when they remove bills from their pocket out of fear that they might see the phrase "In God we Trust."”
I daresay he has not.

“3. Some go out of their way when driving to avoid passing churches, synagogues, mosques and temples.”
Why? I’ve been IN churches since becoming an atheist and the horrible itching only lasts about half an hour.

“4. Some recoil at the sight of a cross, crucifix, menorah, Star of David, or the presence of Hare Krishna proselytizers”
A MENORAH? Good god, you’re a lying idiot.

Gaylen #fundie

“Intelligent design isn't a Science.

Oh really.”
Really.

“So it is not important to find out what spirits are?"
Spirits are supernatural. Science is naturalistic. You JUST defined ID as not being a science.

“It is not important to understand what life really is?”
Well, if you’re assuming supernatural elements, then it’s not science.

"It is not important to find out who created DNA?”
You’re confusing the word ‘important’ with ‘science’ and making a hash of any argument.

“Things that can't be explained should not be researched?”
If the explanation is supernatural, it’s not science.

rush_limbaugh_sent_me #fundie

“That's 93% of abortions when you exclude rape and death of the mother.”
So… exclude the abortions NOT for convenience and most of what remains are for convenience? How insightful.

“I don't think and other liberals would agree to ban 93% of abortions.”
But what is the actual percent of all abortions?

“I know liberals, and abortion is their most important ritual. :)”
Um, no.
There are no candles lit for abortions, the human tissue is not burned on the altar, no chanting. And it’s not a sacrifice since SACRIFICE means giving up something you WANT. This is the opposite.

Rinji #fundie

“God is logical.”
Logic just tests an idea for consistency. Not reality.

“If he wasn't, then he would have created the grass before the light!”
That’s checking the logic of Genesis, not God.

“What is the probability God would have gotten all 7 days in the right order if he had no logic?”
Again, this is testing Genesis.
Which you haven’t read, since only 6 days involved creation. The 7th was a rest period.

“1 of out 5040 possibilities.”
That’s not logic. That’s probability math.
So what you’re really saying is that Genesis is internally consistent for reasons of math.

BrideOfChrist #fundie

“But yes, I do believe Satan and his minions are putting in lots of OT these days.”
Russians and Ukraine bombing civilian targets.
Israel intentionally aiming at kids.
Trump promising no foreign wars, but bombing, what, a dozen countries?
ICE agents arresting people for skin color, no warrants.

And now I imagine Satan at the center of a cubicle farm of demons, shouting ‘Hey! Beelzebub! When’s the last time BrideOfChrist’s car alarm went off?’
“Two hours ago, Chief!”
“Too much! Hit ‘er again!”

Wally #fundie

“All Religions must demonstrate:
Love”
Yeah, but Christains insist that God sends people to eternal torment out of love, so the word is meaningless. Any religion could support Epstein’s entire industry and say it was ‘out of love’

BroGinder #fundie

Fire Ox #fundie #homophobia

“By the way, once you take God out of the picture in this argument, homosexuality is okay.”
Yes! And in a secular country with secular law, God’s not part of the argument. Nor is Allah. Or Zeus. Apollo. Aphrodite. Odin.

“If God doesn't exist homosexuality is fine.”
If he does exist, then homosexuality is fine for those who do not worship him.

“But, so is polygamy, brother-sister marriages, even bestiality. That's why homosexual marriage should be illegal.”
Where does God prohibit incest? Lot’s daughters raped him.
And bestiality automatically includes partners who cannot consent, so it’s rape, too.
We dont’ need a god to make harm illegal.

0fflinemode (“Women should be trophies on my wall.”) and TigerFestival #psycho #sexist

“i have an actual women…that wont cheat on me or fuck other guys is very alluring.”
Technically, she won’t fuck YOU either.
And embalming doesn’t stop decay. Just gets rid of the really soft stuff in the gut that decays FAST.
This isn’t a coping mechanism, you’re in serious need of help.

Bobby Jindal #fundie

“Jindal has said he will make religious liberty a central theme of his presidential campaign. He characterized the Supreme Court's decision as an attack on the religious rights of conservative Christians and others.”
You have lost nothing of religious liberty by this decision.
You’ve lost the privilege of discriminating.
Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight difference.

DoctorDoom #fundie

“If all the research and studies and evidence point to an inevitable conclusion that this or that cannot possibly be explained other than by design, it is NOT scientific to reject that conclusion because one doesn't happen to like it.”
Yeah, except ‘mindless trial and error’ works as a design process.
What works is retained, what doesn’t work, or errors, fail the trial.
I think you mean ‘intelligent design.’
Which requires a supernatural designer.
Which means it’s not science. It’s not that we don’t like it, it’s the definition of naturalistic science.
So, a prolix way to say ‘my superstition is science! Really!’ and still be wrong.

“Evolutionism is a mindless, cultic religion that would rather believe in fairy tales than in what the evidence clearly demonstrates.”
EvolutionISM is an invention of creationists. We don’t worship evolution.

Anonymous Coward #fundie

“Space doesn't exist!”

“Think of it..”
I have, actually.

“The bible is infallible, and it calls the sky a FIRMAMENT.”
Yes. Solid like brass.
So, EITHER the Bible is fallible, and wrong on that point,
OR the moon landings were faked.
And every satellite.
Every shuttle launch.
Every space probe.
Every Mars landing.
Every comet fly-by.
Every single observatory picture of space with parallax reading to show the distance (since the sun, moon, stars, and planets all roll around inside the solid sky).
Every plane flight using ‘great circle navigation.’
Every application using GPS.
Every satellite photograph used by the military, the weathermen, every other application.
Any search for oil deposits or enemy submarines, all faked.
The list goes on and on, if space isn’t real.
All to hide your superstition…?

“Also, the heavens are described as a dome.”
And a tent. Tents touch the ground. So the earth has to be flat.

“So how can space be real?"
The Bible isn’t infallible…?

BustedFlat #fundie

“Words do not change meanings.”
So, ‘cretin’ is still an acceptable way to refer to Christains?
Actually, no matter what you say to that question you’re supporting my side. A ‘yes’ makes it okay, and you’re a cretin, a ‘no’ shows you think the meaning changed, and you’re a hypocrite.

Doctor used to refer to very accomplished academics, not anyone treating the sick. Now people tell doctors of mathematics that ’you’re not a REAL doctor.’

Buxom used to me obedient. “Go and find me a buxom wench for the night,” meant easy, not top-heavy.

Words change ALL THE TIME or it’s referred to as a ‘dead language.’

Anonymous Coward #sexist

“Brutal Suicide Fuel. Summer is coming.”
That’s taking seasonal depression to an extreme…

“No more jackets, hoods, scarves and hats to hide our ugly appearance.”
Meh. I dress mostly the same every day of the year.

“Normal people on road trips, hanging out with their college buddies while i rot indoors on GLP with the curtains drawn.”
Hiding from the neighbors who already know what you looked like last summer? Sounds like you’re just posing.

“And all the girls will be wearing revealing clothing that will constantly taunt our sexuality.”
Girls exist, that taunts your sexuality. They could be wearing an igloo…

“Long days, couples everywhere, kissing, movies, sea, ocean breeze.”
It’s not summer that depresses you, it’s life. Couples also kiss at the movies in winter.

“Holidays - reminder of what you have missed.”
So, fine. Stop complaining about suicide fuel and go end it.

“The hot season is literal hell for the incels.”
And your solution is to make every season hell for your sex slaves…

petsnakes #fundie

“God teaches us to war, but He doesn't teach us to abort.”
Incorrect.
He directs it.
Numbers 5, if a man fears that his wife has been unfaithful, the priest will have her drink a solution of bitter herbs. If she’s guilty, her womb will shrivel up. No mention of not giving her the drink if she is or suspects she is or might possibly be pregnant.

godservant #fundie

“Another - if we evolved, it MAY be excepted”
Expected, not excepted.
Or maybe accepted? I mean, I do love Christains who tell me i need to except Jesus. Hey! I already DO!

“that we 'developed' an eye to detect light,”
And shadow. Light isn’t predatory, it’s the shadow that indicates danger.

“but to develop 2 so we could have depth perception? Not logical to me.”
Logic is a tool to evaluate ideas.
I don’t think you logic appropriately.
YOU start with a creationist belief, then work backwards to criticize evolution.

SEJesusFrEak #fundie

“ok i have a bible study at school and iv been teaching it for quite a while.”
I think you should have spent more of your school time on grammar, spelling, punctuation.

“well ive asked to have it anounceds in the morning but my priceipla keeps saying no!”
Just pretend that you’re hiding your bible study from the Romans.

“he said i cant let you do that because of the sationonic people will want to have an anounced to .”
Well, yes, to be fair (and constitutional) you have to treat all the study groups the same.

“this doesnt make sence to me. do we have a right to let people knnow that we have a bible study?”
Yes, you certainly do. But the Sationonic people have just as much a right as you do. The principal cannot show favoritism. I’d announce everything, but that’s me.

JackHectorman #fundie

“... think about this: We Conservatives are 10 times tougher than these mentally-pink-panty wearing liberals, moderates, and RINOs, and we can survive better in severe hard times than they can,”
Might have believed you before the pandemic, when you snowflakes couldn’t go two weeks without a haircut or a drink at the bar.