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Unknown #racist

“The National Alliance believes that the human beings that are most closely linked -- that is, the races -- should remain separate and distinct and unique.”
A stance that obviously makes interracial sex a taboo, thus more exciting for porn.

“Those opposing us believe quite the opposite: that all of the races should be mixed”
Not quite, we’re just not all het up about NOT mixing different parts of the one human race.

“that husbands and wives should be of different races, for example”
Again, not ‘should.’ We’re not protesting intraracial weddings. You won’t find anyone protesting Taylor Swift’s wedding to a white football player millionaire because they’re both white.
We’re just not bothered or threatened by two people who love each other getting hitched.

“-- so that the end result is an averaging of the races in terms of, most visibly, skin color.”
Or, we just DON’T GIVE A FUCK about race.

“But far more important than skin color -- far more different than skin color -- are the many unique traits that each race possesses:”
None of your claims seem supported except where racists claim they exist.
But even if they did, then wouldn’t we WANT mixing, to spread these benefits as far as possible?

“Suppose someone suggested that we must do everything possible to make sure that all of the varieties of beer -- stouts, ales, lagers, and so on -- are mixed so as to create a single type of mongrelized beer.”
Then a bunch of fearful middle-aged men would buy up beer crafting supplies to maintain their favorites and nothing would come of it.
Just like you guys keep trying to limit white marriage to other whites, but too many people don’t care to keep racists happy and nothing much is going to come of it.

“It could have the brand name "Mongrel."”
And we’re off into flights of fancy and poor metaphors.

“Anyone can see this would ruin beer, why can't people see it also ruins the human race?”
Because races aren’t flavors. A list of my wife’s interests would not tell you her race. Her last four jobs, same-same.

jnj3225 #fundie

“Evolution is the theory atheists use to draw people away from Christianity.”
You’d think that since i know science is absolutely neutral on the existence of the supernatural, i’d try to recruit believers with something that actually SAYS ‘there are no gods.’

“Atheism is a religion,and should not be taught in schools unless they are willing to here other theories also.”
Atheism isn’t a religion and atheism =/= secular teachings.
Your own bible says ‘render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s,’ and this would be our secular government. Secular society. Secular sciences. Not part of your superstition.
Secular classes can be taught WITHOUT saying ‘lightning comes from Thor’ or ‘Ptah created the world’ or teaching love sonnets written by Shakespeare as being inspired by Cupid.

“you cant be a Christian and believe in Evolution!”
You’re not the one to judge that.

Chie #fundie

“Wonder if he would have requested losing his virginity to a sheep, cow or chicken,”
Yes, that’s likely, a hospice worker hearing a request for rape would certainly feel sympathetic to the poor, dying, child.

“Simple amazing how the world will help sin along.”
Pretty sure at least one person at any hospice is praying for the patients.
Especially if it’s a likeable kid who got screwed by fate, not a dying child pornographer.
Weird how God didn’t heal the kid so he could get married and have sex that way.

anonymous #fundie

“…and perhaps that is why…”
So, you’re saying, ‘I don’t know, but it’s perfectly valid. VALID I tell you!’

And these are the people who reject evolution because the scientists keep saying ‘maybe’ and ‘perhaps’ and ‘we suspect.’
Hypocrites.

Gipper #fundie

“Atheists go out of their way to deny the truth and reject God.”
No, not really. It’s not like i attend church just to declare that it’s bullshit.
Most people I work with don’t even know I’m atheist. Just doesn’t come up that much.

“They are the true definition of evil and satanic!”
And apparently living rent-free in your head.

“I understand why Christians would get tired of confronting Stan on a regular basis it drains your spiritual energy.”
Stan? Stan’s cool.

~ Maria ~ #fundie

FairSharFairShar #fundie

JohnR7 #fundie

“There are theistic evolutionists that believe that God created them over time and then when man had developed to where he is now, God put them into the Garden.”
No, I don’t think that theistic evolutionists think that there was a real Garden of Eden. The whole chapter works much better as metaphor than any attempt to justify it against known history.

Slidellman4life #fundie

“t also doesn't contain the phrase, "Separation of church and state."”
Afraid it does…
THE CONSTITUTION consists of three things:
1. The original document.
2. The ratified Amendments.
3. The Supreme Court decisions that work as footnotes to the above two, telling us what they mean. So if, for example, a SCOTUS decision stated ‘intended to create a wall of separation between woo and government,’ then that’s IN THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION.

Lord Dolmus #fundie

S”o basicly you think God is stupid and full of bullsh*t?”
No.
I think that a lot of Christains are stupid, and full of bullshit.
Especially if this is a response to a suggestion we can’t have same-sex marriage because GAWD created it.

“Have any of you ever thought about how earth, humans, space, the sun, and the moon came from?”
How we came from what?

“Let me guess, you think a human man created all of them, am I correct?”
No. You’re stupid and full, FULL, I say, of bullshit.

BarbT #fundie

“I agree ...... demons can mimic the likeness of a deceased person for all sorts of reasons.”
What does that even mean?
I mean, demons who can shapechange can mimic a person. “Todd! I thought you were in Philly.”
Demons who can shapechange and have a memory can mimic a deceased person. “Todd! I thought you died in Philly?”
What is mimicking the likeness of a deceased person? “Okay, who left a mannequin of Todd in Todd’s office?”

Insale #sexist

“Even if I find a girl, the black pill has done it's damage.”
Sounds like a self-correcting problem. You’re not going to find a girl while accepting that lie.

“If I get in a relationship, I'll be so fucking bitter and jealous knowing that she was gargling another mans cock before me.”
but you’d be okay going from fucking HER to fucking a second girlfriend, right?
I’m not jealous of ANYTHING my wife did before we met. Because whoever it was, she left him (or her, no judgment), and she’s with me, now.
If any woman lowered herself to being associated with you, you should sacrifice a bull in her name, not judge her for any other choice she’s ever made in the history of life in this universe.

“That she was a degenerate in her prime years while I was rotting.”
Yes, you’re right. it’s too late. Just rot some more.

“The black pill has also gave me trust issues.”
But you trust what the blackpill says?

“ When (if) I get a girl, I'll constantly be in a state of paranoia thinking that she's cucking me for chad.”
I can just see him with a nonjudgmental cheerleader, dining in a nice restaurant, she says, “I have to go powder my nose” and OP screams, “You mean Have SEX in the BATHROOM, right!”

“I know I'll get separation anxiety when she's not around me thinking what she's up to and who she might be with.”
So, I was on a sub where the crew lived in New London, CT, while the boat made patrols out of Holy Loch, Scotland. Watched a lot of guys intentionally go on liberty for the purpose of having sex with a local. But they’d spend patrol wondering if their wife was cheating on them with a Marine…
I absolutely cannot understand marrying someone if you can’t trust them, and they should not trust you. I can’t understand DATING someone you can’t trust… I mean, why?

“The only way I'll be relieved is if I have her on a leash and within my sight at all times which is obviously impossible.”
Seek help.

“Being woke and black pilled has ruined me.”
I suspect that being woke and blackpilled only give images to fears you already had. You’re kinda whack.

"WHY ARE ALL YOU FUCKING FEMALES LIKE THIS?”
They’re not. that’s the blackpill talking.

“ WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME THIS PARANOIA YOU DEGENERATES.”
Nothing to do with anyone but you, bubbles.

“I CANT EVEN BE HAPPY EVEN IF I WAS IN LOVE. CHANGE YOURSELVES ROASTIES.”
Seriously, open up to a therapist.

David J. Stewart #fundie #racist #conspiracy

“There is nothing more shameful than owning and operating a tavern, making a living from the sale of alcohol which ruins people's lives.”
First thing that comes to MY mind is Richard Pryor’s father dying while having sex with a prostitute in a brothel that he owned…

Second thought that comes to mind is that President Roosevelt took the phrase ‘in god we trust’ off the money because he didn’t like forcing God to be present for the purchase of alcohol or tobacco, or the hiring of women. Congress, of course, virtue signaled the next year and made it mandatory on ALL currency.
To me, that’s more shameful than hiring a prostitute, but that’s me.

American Family Association #fundie

" AFA believes that using an animated character on the cover of a pornographic magazine is deceptive and harmful because it will attract the attention of children”
Having been a children, and having snuck looks at my dad’s playboys, it wasn’t the covers I was looking for. I usually went straight to the centerfold.
And upon many occasions, the person on the cover was not naked inside. Some were just interviewed.
And Marge is from a cartoon that’s aimed at adults. It’s not like the cover is Lola Bunny. Or Bugs Bunny in Drag…

"create the kind of curiosity that can easily lead them into an addictive porn habit.”
My kids would have to intentionally go to see my porn in order to see a cover image. They would already be curious about Playboy in order to see Marge’s cover, so no additional risk is generated by this choice.

"What do you say?”
You should seek therapy to solve what’s really bothering you, which is that almost the entire world is getting on with their life without your permission.

JESUS is the LORD and the only GOD #fundie

“The ungodly world … celebrating Santa an idol god,”
Good opening. Let everyone know from the start that you’re nutburgers and word definition is something that happens to other people.

"Open up your eyes an hear, when was Christ ever pronounced as Chris/mass”
Um, Christmas is not another name for the Christ. It’s an event in celebration of Saturnalia, i mean, of Jesus.

"Rearrange the letters of Satan and you will get Santa.”
Rearrange ‘god’ and you get ‘dog.’
Which had a LOVELY coincidence when an animal behaviorist said that ‘Gods, cats, and snakes will always warn you when you get too close.’ I just imagine a little one-foot-tall Jehovah, in a corner, hissing and smiting.

Jen Wilson #fundie

“For those who believe in Evolution as opposed to God?”
I accept the science for evolutionary theory. I use ‘belief’ for things i accept as true without objective evidence to convince others. I ‘believe’ my wife has been chaste for the last 40 years, though there were plenty of times she was outside of any direct surveillance.

“Do you explain the miracle of what happened yesterday”
Miracle is a word to identify events that cannot be explained within the sciences we hold to be true. Like when the plane went down and stopped falling about three feet above the river, and hung there for hours until a rescue could be effected.
A pilot bringing a plane down safely does NOT require supernatural participation.

“an act of God or an act of Science?”
Science is just a tool to acquire knowledge.
God wasn’t necessary for the crash and science can easily explain everything that happened.

“You want your miracles, well this is one. How do you explain it?”
Easy, it’s not a fucking miracle.

annylovesanime3 & Maryam_ #dunning-kruger #moonbat #pratt #sexist

“Can you imagine a world without scrotes?”
SO Much masturbatory scifi starts with a world of nothing but women… Until a man crashes down…
Some interesting world-building here and there. And some cheap shots, like in Sliders where they found out men were present because someone left the toilet seat up…

OMGWTFPIE #fundie

“I'm trying to understand how I'm the fool when you're the one who doesn't take the bible literally.”
Just off the top of my head, I have to suggest that YOU are the fool for what YOU believe, not for what _I_ do NOT believe.
I kind of imagine three guys sitting down in a pizza parlor. First guy says, “I want sardines” and the second guy turns to the THIRD guy to say, “Good Lord, you’re disgusting.”

ernstjunger #conspiracy #crackpot #moonbat #transphobia

@Anon-e-moose #258823

Giger, who designed the xenomorphs, has said that the aliens were inspired by the visions he had the night he took acid and had sex with two transgendered women. All his art since then has been trying to process that experience.

reality of heaven #fundie

“everything is basically already created, and everything now is just improved and added to, the is no leaps and bounds of anything exiting and new we didnt already know,”
This is EXACTLY why several of Einstein’s professors told him not to bother going into Physics, all that was left was cataloguing…
Oops.

“we cannot create a testtube baby, because they die, which proves evolution wrong...”
So, wait, you say there’s no new science to be found, and then list something we cannot yet do? Do you hear yourself talk?
And that’s incorrect, my coworker’s two daughters were both testtube babies.

“but we can clone only by injecting the DNA directly into an mother of the unborn.”
That’s not how cloning works.

“which means when born it will have the same DNA as the cloned,”
Um, yes, that’s the definition of a clone.

Hope #fundie

“Except that, in order to explain such a methodology,”
So far,they’re just asking you to identify one.

“one has to use terminology and ideas that go beyond methodological naturalism,”
Okay.
The challenge is asking for a method to validate supernatural claims.
So if you’re going to use supernatural methods to validate the claim, then you first need to validate the supernatural method. So, again, we need you to suggest how you would validate a supernatural claim.
Say I wanted evidence of your claim that Leprechauns make my dog fart. And you want to use a Ouija board as evidence. I still need a reason that I would accept that supernatural claim, that the board can answer my question.

“thus going outside the realm of the thinking of those for whom MN is the sole arbiter of truth”
So, you can’t substantiate a supernatural claim because I won’t allow the supernatural method you’d use, and it’s MY fault for insisting on a dependable method.
Uh huh.

“- so that we come back to the same problem; some of us work on a different level of reality to others.”
I don’t seeany reason to think that there are different levels of reality. I just see you posturing. Kinda like the guy in boot camp who tried to get Jedi on his dog tags…

dailydogma #psycho #wingnut

“Okay. Alcoholism is a genetic disease.”
MAYBE DNA would create a predisposition to alcohol addiction, but it’s not ‘a genetic disease.’ My Tallest is an alcoholic, but his mom and I are not, my sister, my parents are not, her parents are not… Even if the DNA makes a weakness it’s still an acquired condition you judgmental fuckstain.

“I would rather they filter themselves out than make fit people live under tyranny.”
You really do see life going from freedom to full tyranny with a single ‘no,’ don’t you?

“Same logic here. Kids with bad parents have parents with bad genes.”
That’s not logic, it’s just prejudice.

Nasa #fundie

“You sound stupid, 90 % of the worlds”
World’s.

“population believe in a God of some form. How can so many be so wrong.”
Wrong?

That’s a really good question. I DO love how hypocritical theists are about their argument from popularity.
I mean, the whole world is about 28% christain. Which means 72% think that Christainity is wrong. How can so many be so wrong?
Catholics are about 21% of the US population, meaning 79% think Catholics are wrong. How can so many be so wrong?
But the Catholics are pretty much a single faith. there are hundreds of Protestant faiths. So for any single protestant religious tradition, they’re probably about 1/5th as big as the Catholics. How can so many be so wrong?
And most protestants won’t accept that Mormons are even Christains. How can so many be so wrong?

webwub #fundie

“Age of consent laws conflict with biology,”
We do not establish an age of consent on the idea that 13-year-old vaginas cannot have sex, so, no. They do not.

“history”
Abolition conflicts with history, as does women’s suffrage, and landless men voting. Try again.

“and principles of equal rights.”
And what, exactly, is the ‘right’ you think pedophiles possess to be predators and what is it based upon?

“The age of consent laws in modern society revolve around cultural taboos,”
Yes, the same ‘cultural taboo’ that prevents minors from joining the Army, from taking a 30year mortgage, and agreeing to plastic surgery to make their boobs bigger.

“illogical maternal instincts among women voters suffering from Child-Bride-Denial.”
What a bullshit diagnosis. But which is it, instinct or trauma?

“I say this because the reasoning for age of consent laws is to protect children from being manipulated into having sex with adults”
Yes… And you want to change that because….?

“ since feminism views children as overly emotional and easily swayed.”
No, biology views young brains as almost incapable of considering consequences, at least until about 24.

“The irony is that men used to use this exact excuse to deny women their right to vote—”
So, make up your mind. Were women WRONG about suffrage, thinking they could handle the responsibility? Or are they right about age of consent? i really don’t think you can argue both ways…

WatchGuy7 #fundie

“BTW: There are some people out there that want to give Apes human rights since they are our "close cousins". Would that allow beastiality?”
Who? Names of these ‘some people.’ You sound like Trump, ‘people are saying,’ and that sort of shit.
No one says this, but you don’t want to ‘own’ the idea.
And no, the other apes having rights would still require consent.
And it’s bestiality. Not beastiality.

“Atheistic beliefs at work.”
Atheism =/= evolution, idiot.

“Just because you're atracted to anything doesn't mean it's natural.”
Dude, clothes are not natural, but you’d resist giving them up, wouldn’t you?
Do you wear glasses? Any false teeth?

“And apparently "Natural" has taken on a new meaning lately.”
Not really.

“And that is also one example how Atheism affects this country LIKE EVERY OTHER BELIEF held by its citizens.”
Your first question was a hypothetical. How, exactly, does a hypothetical question AFFECT THIS COUNTRY, Chicken Little?
On the other hand, you used ’it’s’ and ‘its’ correctly, I am VERY impressed.

“You're beliefs”
And there my respect goes, dashed to the rocks.

“ are not immune to criticism.”
Neither are yours. Especially the balls-out-stupid ones.

Rev. G #fundie

“They can believe in evolution and still be a Christian,”
What if they do NOT believe in evolution just accept the evidence for it and understand the science? Is that allowed?

“but that goes to show that they are: 1) In need of taking the Scriptures more seriously;”
Especially that table in the back where God identifies which verses are literally true and which are metaphor. That’s why every believer holds the same opinion on which is which.

“and 2) In need of taking science more seriously (especially the laws of thermodynamics).”
IIRC, the bible says not to just parrot gossip but to actually look stuff up before you jabber away like a low grade moron, doesn’t it? Did you ever actually read the 2nd law of thermodynamics? And on a science site, not creationist?
Because right here you’re either parroting gossip or flat-out lying. God doesn’t like either one.

“Evolution is a philosophy”
Yes. I hold the philosophical position that evidence cannot be ignored.

“and it is a religion,”
PRATT.

“it is far from being a science.”
Just all the evidence for it and all the science papers and the books all being in the science section of the library… Other than that gossip, yeah.

“ After all, it is the "theory" of evolution.”
And a third time, gossip.

Marshall Hall #conspiracy

“Just remember: Every time you watch the Sun when it rises, when it is high noon, and when it sets, you must assume that it isn’t doing what your eyes tell you it is doing,”
Yes, yes, there are no examples of optical illusions except in the heliocentric explanation of the Earth’s rotation under the sun. Good observation.

“but that it only appears to be moving because the Earth is allegedly turning under your feet at several hundred miles an hour.”
Well, at least you didn’t say ‘thousands.’
Hey, you ever go anywhere in a car? When it gets up to highway speed and stays there for a while, do you feel the motion?
Humans tend not to. We feel changes in motion, acceleration or deceleration, but when our inertia matches the vehicle, we feel that we’re at rest.

And when you look out the car at an approaching vehicle, ever notice that if you’re doing 70 and THEY are doing 70, they appear to race past you at 140? But neither car is DOING 140!?!?!

“And when you see the Moon in all its phases come up in the east and set in the west, reject what you see.”
Or, you know, UNDERSTAND what you see, you could try that… Oh, well maybe not YOU, exactly…

“"Science" has trained you to assume that it is going precisely the opposite direction at about 2200 MPH.”
No. science doesn’t teach anyone to ‘assume’ any fucking thing.
Every textbook i had, they said ‘this is what happens’ and then EXPLAINED HOW THEY KNOW IT.

“Then rejoice that you "know" that each assumption is correct because of the correctness of the other assumptions that each is based upon,”
Oh, and you don’t like consilience, either. What a surprise.
Major shock.

“ and because everybody everywhere has learned of their correctness in school.”
Actually, the company i work for makes gyroscopes for targeting SLBMs which can directly measure the speed of the Earth’s rotation.
It’s not an assumption or a conclusion, we can observe it.

archaeologist #fundie

“one of the things that makes the atheist argument against faith healing moot is their support for abortion.”
That only makes sense if we’re supporting faith-abortions.
One’s woo, one’s a medical procedure. Not much of a comparison.

“when a christian does faith healing the athiest is up in arms raising holy hell ready to prosecute the believer and send them to prison in case the child dies”
You used magic when actual doctors are available. Yes.

“BUT when it comes to abortion, very few, if any, athiest rallies against the death of the unborn,”
If you know of a way to perform an abortion and put the fetus up for adoption, do share it.

“do not advocate prosecuting the mother or doctors involved,”
We support the right to choose, yes.

“do not seek imprisonment for those involved in the procedure and so on.”
How in the holy fuck are you connecting this to faith healing?

“their hypocrisy ruins their opposition to faith healing as they are only against the death of a child if the action is not done their way and approved by them.”
Ooooooooooooh. I see. We don’t think the aborted fetus has a soul, therefore we treat it differently, so that’s hypocrisy.
Siddown, the grownups are talking.

“such people need to remove themselves from any discussion on faith healing for they cannot be honest nor impartial,let alone truthful.”
No, i don’t think i can be impartial, but I sure as fuck am truthful and honest (whatever the difference is). Your success rate for ‘i wish for magic’ is kinda piss-poor and lethal.

unknown #sexist

“Because once you're of age to reproduce, you're fair game.”
Except no, you’re not.
I was 15 the first time i got a paycheck. I wasn’t allowed to sign a contract for a loan for quite a while, though. Because minors can’t consent.

“Once you're of age to reproduce, you should fair game in the dating world.”
Only if we can hunt predators like you for sport…

“"Kids" younger than that used to take on much more adult rolls years ago,"
Rolls? Okay, but outside of a bakery, kids did not BENEFIT from being allowed into coal mines, factories, assembly lines, or playing the bugle for invading armies.

“If you're worried about lowering the age limit because they cannot make such "adult decisions" then why is the age of consent 16 or younger in most places?”
I’d put the age limit at 24, personally. The brain actually changes about that age to consider consequences to actions.

“3 years doesn't make much of a difference to me.”
Scuse me while i check to see if i give a fuck…
Huh. Nope, not at all.

“They look pretty much the same and damn sure aren't smarter in a lot of cases.”
Yes, that is not a point in your favor.

“We should be striving to prepare kids for these types of decisions earlier on so that they can choose for themselves if they want to engage in such activities.”
That’s why i’d put the age at 24.

zZzZ #fundie

"we believe that God dscended maidens from heaven for them to marry.. and it makes more sense to me..”
First off, that makes Creation suboptimal, if God needed to ‘fix’ it later. I mean, it’s a good thing that the contractor keeps coming back until the customer is satisfied with the redecoration, but you can’t say that a perfect God looked around on the 6th day and saw that it was ‘Good.’
MAYBE he said ’it’s IAW the contract’? But not perfect.

Also, if wives were not Adam’s daughters, then Eve was not ‘The Mother of All.’
Many, sure, but not all. Maybe it was Adam and Judith, mother of All except for those girls, and those girls, and those other girls…

Opera Princess #fundie

“Don't speak too soon. We have "freedom of religion" yet people have been expelled for praying in school,”
No. You’ve always been able to pray in school, if only because there are math tests. You can’t LEAD prayer, which is different. Did you mean people who broke the rules and lead prayer with a captive audience? That’s violating the religious freedom of the audience.

“we're not allowed to use the name of Jesus in public prayers.”
Bullshit. If you’re leading a public prayer, like a Senate chaplain, they would expect you to pray to the god you worship. OR, they weren’t offended by the name of Jesus, they were offended that you were leading a prayer.

“We have "freedom of speech" yet if we speak up against gay rights, we are accused of "hate crimes".”
Freedom of speech does NOT mean you don’t face any consequences for being a hateful bitch.

“God has blessed America”
But he hasn’t spoken to anyone without a lisp since Moses…

“ and we're a great country but we're turning on God.”
No, we’re a secular country and you can’t stand having to share.

“What makes you think that he will continue to bless a country who has started to curse him?”
I frankly don’t think any god is going to change the way they treat this country.

“ Without God's protection our country COULD fall.”
This is why lightning keeps striking Trump’s appointments…

“ We could loose our freedoms to outside invaders.”
Such as…?

“Or (more likely) we could give up our freedoms.”
You’re complaining about what you think should be your privilege, not your rights. Gro wthe fuck up, wanker.

Sriram #fundie

“There is plenty of evidence for an after-life.”
That you’re convinced doesn’t quite make it evidence.

“Many people just don't want to see it...that is all.”

“Instead of seeing the phenomena for what it is...you want the phenomena to present itself to you in a manner that you think is acceptable. That is not going to happen.”
Seeing? OH! You mean ghosts! Yeah, I believe in ghosts. i grew up in a haunted house. I don’t know what they are, but there were too many personal experiences. I just don’t pretend that any of that shit is objective evidence that other people HAVE to accept.

“The more the scientific community ignores such evidence, the more it is likely to be ignored by the people in the years to come.”
You keep using that word as if you understand it. I don’t think that’s supported.
Thing about ghosts being leftover beings is that there’s no physical basis to give the energy a form. Energy needs a base to hold any pattern, else it dissipates. If a soul is hiding in a brain, and the brain dies, the soul would just break down and discharge.

“Many people today are educated and confident enough to know how far science can go and where it cannot.”
So, which is it? You have evidence or you CANNOT have evidence?

“The word of the scientific community will no longer be 'God's' word, that it hitherto was.”
Not sure what you think you’re talking about. Most scientific discoveries run counter to what’s in the Bible. Global Earth, heliocentrism, evolution, water cycle, can’t clean leprosy by sacrificing a lark…

Arthur P Malorzo #wingnut #dunning-kruger

@Malingspann #258756

I think they’re bitching about other countries paying people to come to America and have an American kid as a widespread problem. I was wondering if there’s any sort of documentation of this sort of shit. I really doubt it.

Wayne #fundie

“For the sake of getting some straight answers from you non-believers, let's assume there really IS no God.”
My position is more a conclusion that none of the gods described by men exist. But go ahead.

“Why is the world in such a mess?”
I’ve met too many people to find this inexplicable. People are scum.

“Now, you can't blame believers of any religion.”
Why not? Believers of God are the ones who gave Trump the key to the Treasury twice. I don’t need to believe in any divine action, just greedy people who ignore the directions they attribute to their god.

“Remember, according to you there IS no God.”
But plenty of theists. Greedy, power-hungry, racist, sexist control freaks who think their God approves of everything they do.

“Why, in all these millions of years, haven't we evolved into a more compassionate people?”
IIRC Margaret Meade said the first sign of civilization she has found was a leg bone that had healed. Someone cared about another enough to keep them alive until they could walk again. We are a compassionate people, by and large.

“Please, use NO reference to God or religions.”
I can reference religion without needing gods to exist. After all, YOU don’t believe that Allah exists, right? Or Shiva? Odin? Plenty of people believe, but they can’t all be right.

DaveScot #fundie

“As all of us who don’t cling to strawman versions of ID know, the only bone we have to pick with that definition is the unguided, unplanned part.”
Because of your bible.
Is there anything in the SCIENCE that shows evidence of guidance? Of a plan?

“We are of the position that evolution, in part or in whole, was a guided or planned process.”
Sure. But that would require a supernatural planner, no? And all of science is naturalistic. So your magic opinion really has no bearing on the scientific definition.

“So how does one go about falsifying unguided evolution? By demonstrating that the process was guided, of course.”
Can you scientifically demonstrate a supernatural influence, though?

“ID is the means by which this theory of unguided evolution can be falsified.”
No. ID is already NOT science by virtue of the magic guide being required. You cannot scientifically show the magic actor.
All you can do is keep rejecting the actual science because it offends your religious sensibilities. That’s not scientifically Kosher.

“If ID cannot be falsified and is itself just religion disguised as science [it's about time they admit that!], where does that leave unguided evolution?”
Last man standing?

“Why it leaves unguided evolution as unfalsifiable pseudo-science.”
no, it’s pretty much the definition of science. NO science is defined as needing a supernatural actor.

erikloza #fundie

"The idea of people and trees being related is stupid”
You know trees have DNA just like we do, right?

“because there is no scientific, empirical evidence that supports it.”
Did you ask any biologist about this or just Bananaman?

“Are there fossils that bear aspects of human beings and non-living things, like rocks and trees?"
Oh, a bible literalist. Modern science says trees are alive, while the bible only allows things that breathe through their nostrils to have the Spirit of Life.
And they wonder why so many atheists consider themselves intellectually superior to mouth breathing lip reading finger licking snot eating brain dead creationists…

LaMontre #fundie

“The question is why wont evolutionism acknowledge the other evidence which points to other conclusions.”
There isn’t any. What there is are facts that can be viewed as consistent with creationism, the desired conclusion.

“And even the evidence which stands very strongly AGAINST evolution?”
There isn’t any.

“They actually go so far as to supress it? Why?”
Because your claims are spurious at best, if not lies.

empathicdesign #wingnut

“…they deleted one of my journals and cited an ambiguous excuse lacking any detail as to why it was removed.”
Okay. And?
It’s a private enterprise, not a government arm. The don’t have to defend your rights to free speech, or provide you a platform for anything. So what’s your real bitch? Someone told you ‘no.’

Starbuck #fundie

Andrew Wilson #sexist #fundie #psycho

“And you lick snizz,” he said, interrupting her.”
Ah. Yes. Vulgarity, ad hominem, slurs, interrupting, and a shouting match. The ACME of a great orator, who can make good points. The zenith of debate, I tell you! The motherfucking ZENITH!

JaredThaJa2 #fundie

“1. Carbon Dateing can onyl go back 10,000s at the most.”
Yes , quite. This is why creationists who complain about carbon-dating of dinosaur fossils are HILARIOUS in how wrong they are.

“2. All Radiodateing Methods are ase don a very Flawed Concept”
You can’t actually show any flaws in the methodology, though. You just don’t like the results so you reject the science. Kind of the way you guys accuse atheists of rejecting creationism because we’d have to stop sinning.

“3. There are many reaosn why the Earht couldn't posiibly be that Old.”
There’s one. Only one reason. Taking Genesis as literal history.
All else is filtering science to preserve that desired conclusion.

Mr. lImey #fundie

“Ok, retards.”
Oooh! An authority figure! Yes, I want to learn from you, like my wife learns from the 12-year-olds she taught! Speak on, Sensei!

“Time to put this inot views you can understand.”
I doubt you have the capacity to confuse me…

“Abortion is murder, its killing an innocent child.”
Biblically, life begins at first breath, not conception. So it’s not killing.

“When somebody kills a pregnant woman its double murder, but when its "abortion" its not called murder at all!”
This is exactly what pro-choice means. If you shoot a pregnant woman, you’re taking away her choice about carrying the baby to term. So, yeah, that’s a two-fer. This was made quite clear when they first started charging mass-assault perps for murdering the unborn. Oh, but you probably weren’t alive back then, huh?

“You know what? You have no idea what your doing, you go in, kill the fetus, get it takin out of you, and you leave the fuckin shithole ready to fuck and kill another one of God's precious creations!”
I’m pretty sure that everyone’s clear on what they’re doing for an abortion. Well, all the choicers. The anti-abortionists are a little unclear on when the clump of cells becomes ‘a baby.’

“Its murder and its wrong."
Maybe next year, your English teacher wil cover its and it’s.

“Send the kid to an adoption center."
How about to you? You want the kid, you’re going to pay for the kid, just go pick one out.

“Also, the only reason a black child is less likely to be adopted is because Americans are FUCKING RACISTS!”
So? That still means any kid who’s not a healthy white baby when they go up for adoption is very likely to age out of the program and become homeless, a drain on your taxes. So what are you doing to change that?

“I just read the replys you guys posted.”
And?

“Your all fucked up, go die, see you in hell.”
Revilers go to Hell, you know. 1 Corinthians, IIRC.

“Its a child, you may think it isn't, but it is.”
And I’m to take your ignorant word for it?

“Its murder and your fucked in the head if you think it isn't.”
It isn’t, even according to your bible, dumbass.

“It pre-planned so its 1st degree (I'm pretty sure).”
Because you’ve watched cop shows, you know.

“I know your Americans and I find that adorable but pull your head out of your ass and that penis out of your cunt.”
Did your mother drop you a lot? Or drop-kick you?

AngelRho #fundie

“Not buying it. Sounds too much like a rationalization to me.”
Most pedophiles arguing against age of consent sound like rationalizations to me.

“Children consent to all sorts of things all the time.”
You’re cherry-picking the meaning of ‘consent.’ Legally, they cannot consent,which is why a kid can’t be forced to fulfill a contract if he signs one to buy a car at 98% interest. that salesman has committed abuse.

“Depending on what mood the wife and I are in, like if we're both ambivalent towards doing one activity or another, or maybe we just couldn't care any less, we'll call the oldest into the room, present him with two choices, and let him decide.”
Yes, but if Oldest chooses bubble-gum for dinner you’re neither required not expected to honor that decision. It’s still YOUR decision to make, asking the kid is about as legally compromising as flipping a coin.

pasta67 #wingnut

“And can I point the dissonance here as you seem to not get it”
No, i think you’re the one who doesn’t ‘get it.’

“- you want to overthrow "oppression"...”
The oppressive government, yes.

“ and AT THE SAME TIME complain that "opressive" government has unfair laws against you?”
That would be WHY we want to overthrow it. or at least the current kakistocracy.

“ If you do not succeed at overthrowing "oppression", expect to be punished like losers, as state has monopoly on violence and is free to punish harshly those that challenge that monopoly.”
Isn’t that what every NRA member claims? We need guns in case we nee to overthrow the oppressivegovernment?

And, as someone else has pointed out, if the government makes a peaceful change impossible it makes a violent change inevitable.

Arthur P Malorzo #wingnut #dunning-kruger

“Why ???? Why is it really needed ?”
Since it’s already IN the Constitution, i’d rather ask, what is the nation’s interest in removing/violating it?

“If your country pays pregnant woman to push one out in America , is that not a business?”
Huh? It doesn’t matter if you’re doing it for personal reasons or professional reasons or whatever… Kid born here is a US citizen. IIRC it was created to protect slaves that were born here…

“Happens everywhere , people don’t read anymore. They just click.”
Read what, sweetie? Rumors? Fearmongering? Clickbait?

Old Man #fundie

“Women make 2x as much money on divorce as on getting married.”
How do you figure? While we’re married, she has access to everything we own.
On a divorce, she can only count on getting half of what we own.
So, a share in 100% of our value, or 50% of our value.

I don’t think you’ve done the math, you’re just upset that you have to give her ANYTHING for leaving you.

“Its the same precedence of desire over reason”
So, greed?

“that causes women to get divorced.”
But that doesn’t work, either. It’s far greedier to just outlive me and get it all.

“But why is it unreasonable?”
Well, if all she cares about is my money, then it’s more logical AND more profitable to start cooking my food with arsenic. Or digitalis in my drink.

“For the same reason as it was unreasonable for Eve to eat the fruit.”
Well, Woman ate the apple because she had no means of reasoning that it was wrong. She did not know right from wrong, nor did she have the capacity to think it through.
Real women outside of fairy tales tend not to have that problem, so your analogy fails as bad as your math.

ATHEISTS lack UNDERSTANDING #fundie

“Did those 63 studies who say [atheists are more intelligent] interview the atheists with mental disabilities?”
Probably as many as mentally disabled theists as were interviewed.

“Mentally decapitated people (Lord have mercy on them) don't have an ability to believe in God. That makes them atheists.”
I believed in god growing up. I just got tired of the non-answers from the Believers around me. It’s a mystery, we can’t judge god, you’ll understand one day, and a lot of ‘who are you to dare to question GOD!?!?’
Left that church looking for one with real answers.
And while looking for better, or even different answers one day i realized i’d become an atheist. So, you’re just lying about people who don’t take your threats at face value.

“Did those 63 "studies" miss them when they said atheists are more intelligent than theists?”
Mental problems do not correlate directly to stupidity, you ignorant idiot.

“I call 'biased BS'.”
Of course you do! You don’t like the results, so ALL 63 studies must have been out on purpose to make you look bad…
Of course, if anyone did a study that got different results and could backup the evidence, then the first 63 studies wouldlook really bad, huh?
moron.

Katydid278 #fundie #pratt

Michael Bleskoski #fundie

“morality is petty and meaningless,”
Yeah, social codes that allow us to live in close quarters without lashing out is SO 4th century it’s not funny.

“Satan was a cherubim, Lucifer a seraphim the highest of goods order but because the morning star was the first he's the only angel with true freedom and again he no longer cares about humanity he just wants to go home.”
Yeah, saw that episode of Reaper. And Brimstone. And pretty much the plot of the first Bedazzled.

"and when Lucifer got the boot he wasn't replaced by Michael of all angels for who knows what reason but some random human named Metatron”
Well, he was named ENOCH as a human, Metatron is the angel. Gotta read the WHOLE paragraph.

"and there are the Elohim who (by definition) are god like beings”
God-LIKE? Elohim is the plural form of god. So, gods.

“and you can become one if your a good enough boy scout.”
The mormon faith, pretty much.

“ finally demons don't make people feel worthless the universe does.”
But many people have told me that my self-esteem IS my demon? How can taht be?

“I'm not going to further this discussion with you ok, leave it at this. please.?”
What discussion? You played with yourself, spouted your seed all over the screen, and won’t wait for a comeback?

Uwe Boll and Elon Musk #racist

“starring Armie Hammer and centered around illegal migrant-related crime”
See, I’m old enough to remember right after a white vigilante shot an insurance company CEO, and Musk wore his kid as a human shield for a while.

Does he REALLY want to promote vigilante violence?