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That aged well, Andrew Taint.
Welp, you got what you wished for. Because in UK’s prisons you won’t get the chance to sleep.
You’re going to beg to be the V(I)P of wherever you’re incarcerated. Oh, you’ll be the ‘VIP’: but eliminate the ‘Important’.
Because as a ‘Vulnerable Person’ - UK’s equivalent of ‘Protective Custody’ - thus separate from Gen Pop, it’s the only possible way you’ll ever get any rest: none for the wicked of course.
You’re going to want to ultimately admit that you’re gay, Andrew ‘Nonce’ Taint.
…and then a finger curls on the monkey’s paw. Live in interesting times, Tates.
No ‘May’ about it now.