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@Timjer

averagetohot & rainisthelife #sexist

So, money is the only thing that is of value in your life? Man, your life must be pretty shitty and pathetic then.

Also, assuming this is a real woman and not a G.I.R.L., how are you in any way better than the man who date women just for their boobs? Hell, one might argue you’re even worse. At least those men see value in something innate to you (even if it’s your body), not something they can mooch from you.

Dr Candice Smithyman #fundie #quack

@Anon-e-moose #36642

Morrigan Aensland, eh? Good taste, I admit, but not my personal first choice for a Succubus I’d like to find in my bed.

...I'd tell your 'God' to fuck off, 'Doc'.

Yeah, as long as god remains prudish and adverse to sex, I’d say the forces of hell have a massive upper hand on that field.

“Dr”? Somehow I doubt that crazy dumbass has ever been to medical school… Or at least went there but never graduated.

Naga Pramod #wingnut

calls the accusations against the WHO a “right-wing Stunt”.

Well, it kinda is. While I admit the WHO could have done a better job, it doesn’t change the fact that Trump is pushing all responsibility for his own incompetence onto the few people that try and can do the most about this crisis.

Maseeh Ghani #wingnut #conspiracy

TL;DR, but afaik Youtube and Facebook and such tend to block only on hate speech. Glad you admit that you right-wing conservatives are a hate culture.

Jonathan Shuttlesworth #quack #homophobia #fundie

Any faith that doesn’t work in real life is a fake faith. Totally fake.

Hey, you said it, not us.

Lance #wingnut #fundie

@SpukiKitty #36405

If it pleases you; it may have been years since I saw it, but I kinda agree. The ending does kinda ruin everything the film was building up towards, and for no real reason, afaik. I always wondered since then, does this mean that the older brother reverts back to his old, neo-nazi ways? Besides, the killing of the younger brother at the hands of a semi-random black kid kinda came out of nowhere.

FollowerofGod #wingnut #fundie

Hitler definitely believed he was called by God.

Keyword being “believed”.

I call Hitler 'Adolf the Greatest.'[…]it's hard to look at him and not see God's ordainment or will worked through Hitler.

If starting a world war, slaughtering countless innocents, persecuting people just for being different, and doing unethical experiments on living people is “god’s will”, then am I gladder than I’ve ever been that I’m an atheist and that I don’t follow that… monster.

It's so astonishing to see so much virtue, intellect, determination, fearfulness, strength, willpower, etc, all combined in one man.

…This, this is so unreal, even Bizarroworld would say that this is too crazy even for them.

One Million Moms #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #36316

Don’t you just love it that media that tends not be “christian-friendly” are the ones that tend to have the best reviews and sales? Not just anime (such as my favorite, Bleach, and it’s recent-announced sequel/spinoff “Burn the Witch”; or AoT, Seven Deadly Sins, etc.), but also plenty of western media. Both animated (“Last Airbender” and “Legend of Korra”, “Castlevania”) and not (“Lucifer”, “Chilling Adventures of Sabrina”). Or even games (Doom, GoW, AC, etc.)

Especially funny and ironic, as most of those do tend to have Christianity-inspired elements in them. It’s just that they know when to be inspired and when to ignore them.

Lance #wingnut #fundie

depicting Hitler as a delusional tyrant at the end of the war, or making the nazis out to be heartless evolutionists who didnt care about morality or their own folk.

I mean, if it looks like a monster, screams like a monster, marches like a monster…

Goebbels and his wife having to poison their children[...]he contemplated not only his suicide, but the suicides of all those he loved.

It’s been a while since I saw Downfall/Der Untergang (as it remains untranslated here), but f*ck you. Goebbels murdering his own children (for example) just because they won’t be able live in a world where their “Aryan master race” reigns as gods (and instead is forced to share it with others) is not “love” at all. It’s just evil and selfish and cruel. And it shows just how batshit crazy Hitler and his professional butkisser were.

Again, they’d rather murder everyone and everything even remotely close to them (can’t say “love”, because that concept is alien to psychopaths) rather than capitulate and admit they were wrong.

One Million Moms #fundie

Never heard of “The Owl House” before, tbh, but if fundies hate it, it must be worth checking out. Thanks, One ~~Million~~ Moms!

Staropramen #racist #fundie #psycho

TRUMPINATOR #conspiracy

“Trumpinator” …really? You mean like Trump is the human-destroying Skynet with legions of enslaved machines(*) who “can’t be bargained with, he can’t be reasoned with… He does not feel pity or remorse or compassion and he will not stop, EVER, until you are braindead.”

(*)No, seriously, T2 reveals that, ironically, Skynet robs the Terminators of free will for a (very genuine) fear they might actually empathize with humans. Which does sound like something Trumpnet would do to his ~~Stormtrumpers~~ Trumpinators…

AccountError #sexist

@Chloe #35918

I’d say “Keyword being ‘some’”, but that implies that Incels can even be counted as “men”.

Ultimatepassivecel #sexist #crackpot

Ever see a woman talk about how her boyfriend is funny/gentle/protective etc ?

I don’t get out much, but my mother did use to say (and still does) that his interesting personality is what attracted her to my father in the first place. And it’s not like he was what you consider a “chad” in his youth (afaik).

So, let me give a countertheory: you incels either get out and socialize even less than I do, or in your delusions you filter out anything that doesn’t correspond with your inane views.

AccountError #sexist

We need to adopt this again, any incel who speaks without permission needs to be curtailed one way or another, this way, we will decrease the amount of low IQ shit being said. Everyone will also have a better hearing ability since your ears won't wont to close up hearing a brat.

FFY.

Sherry Shriner #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #ufo #mammon

LittleBoy #psycho

F*ck off, incel scum. These times are hard enough for most people without you incels fapping to their misforture. Just because you losers are used to being locked up in your mother’s basement, never seeing sunlight, and fapping 24⁄7 to pr0n (probably about “chads” and their straight jawline, chisled abs, and thundercock), doesn’t mean it’s the norm.

And this is coming from a guy who’s used to staying at home and using pr0n (though not gay chad pr0n) to satisfy his needs! …Though my family members aren’t and some of them are feeling the stress of being locked up.

skidmark #racist

Piers Corbyn #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #35833

Figured it was something like that. Just saying this because it’s really the first and most logical thing any non-crackpot would think.

Ticcel #sexist #crackpot

Noctis Enoch #magick #crackpot #mammon

@The_Crimson_Ghost #35800

Damnit, that was my wish too. …Fine, you can have Earth (and even our Solar System), but only if I can have my very own Death Star (staffed with millions of loyal, unbeatable gynoids) to conquer the rest of the galaxy.

Ticcel #sexist #crackpot

Piers Corbyn #conspiracy

#toomuchhashtags

But seriously, shut up. Corona is real. Hundreds of people already have died from it, and much more will die from it. Lies like yours only worsen the effects rather than help anyone.

metabuxx #sexist #dunning-kruger

The reason why we deserve women

…Deserve? Deserve!? The only thing you psychopathic manbabies “deserve” is forced castration in the hopes that you would finally shut up! And that’s probably the most merciful thing I can think of(*).

Women (and anyone else, really) don’t owe you anything. …Well, except perhaps a kick in the nads.

(*)And despite that, such a sentence sickens me to think of ever since watching the “Imitation Game”.

Kayleigh McEnany (Donald Trump’s Press Secretary) #wingnut

This President will always put America first.

Sure, if by “America” you mean “God-Emperor Trump” (which I know you StormTrumpers do), then yes, “President Trump” will always put that first. And on second place come his burgers and his golf, and on third place, nothing.

He will always protect American citizens.

…As long as they pay and worship him, right?

We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here…

Well, considering it already is there, you just shot yourself in both feet with an anti-tank rifle.

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…You know, as much as I joke, this is actually really depressing. And I don’t know which is worse, that lying to their citizens is second nature to them, or that they actually believe their own lies.

Randy #fundie

So you believe the attitude of those different than you (especially those that are defenceless) needs to be “corrected” with force, fear, and pain?

Alright, let’s tie this mothaf*cka up and connect a car battery to his useless testicles.

Alex Linder #racist #psycho

@DLaurier #35742

I mean, sure we could quickly and easily bombard them all until there’s naught but ashes left… But I’d prefer to draw it out and let the nazi scum really feel some despair.

Uglyme #sexist

SIGH Choosing despair and hate over hope and love is never healthy. And I’d know. At my lowest points, I’ve felt quite hopeless and had a lot of hate towards everything that I felt made me that way. Those are feelings I’d rather not experience again.

Then again, you are an incel, so… Yeah, screw it, feel free to poison yourself with hatred and despair until you’re the embodiment of nihilism.

rightfulcel #sexist #crackpot

Considering “normies”, “foids”, and (to a lesser extent) “chads” greatly outnumber the incels in the world, and the fact that incels tend to be (by their own admission) small, weak & scrawny, gamma males, while “chads” are 2m tall, muscular alpha males…

Yeah, I don’t see how incels could possibly defeat the society around them. Especially since incels aren’t even unified and would easily start turning on each other.

wrathfulvegan #moonbat

Hmmm, now I feel the immense urge to eat a nice, big, juicy, tender, rare black angus steak! And really savor the dead animal!

…I mean, more than usual.

Alex Linder #racist #psycho

You know what? F*ck it; if they imagine this horrible stories, let’s go kill some nazi’s in ours! Revs up Minigun, cocks Super Shotgun, starts chainsaw, and puts on sunglasses Groovy.

Oh, you gave Hitler mutant supernazi’s? No pro there, I’ll let some Tyrants and the Nemesis loose on them. What’s that? He also got Nazi vampires nwo? Oh, Alucard; go for a walk! You give him support from time travelling aliens? Enterprise crew, engage!

Can anyone give me more examples of fictional character I can imagine slaughtering legions of Nazi’s? Preferably ones famous for it.

ShadowTheEdgehog #sexist #psycho

I can kill and rape 99% of foids, that is part of my power as a man

No, no it isn’t. Otherwise it’s part of my power as a man to grab a shotgun and go “open season” on all incels.

ShadowTheEdgehog #sexist #crackpot

@BattyCakes #35667

Thing is, every time I do feel empathy for Incels and their sexual frustrations, self-hate, and loneliness, (and I do empathize greatly) they tend to ruin it with their shitty anti-empathic behavior, such as their murder-fetish, and their dehumanizing of everyone that isn’t them. Not to mention everytime someone does try to help and empathize, they get even angrier and meaner, as they see it as either “false help” or being “condescending”.

To make a second quote:

Incel: What do you mean empathy goes both ways!? It’s supposed to mean that everybody feels MY suffering! Not the other way around!!

Incels? The only empathic ones?

…Yeah, I think it’s more like this:

Incel: What’s empathy?
“Normie”: it means that when you make others feel bad, you’ll feel bad yourself.
Incel: (genuinly confused) Then why would anyone ever want to have empathy?

Staropramen #racist #psycho

chinook-the-orca #wingnut

Dude, it’s exactly the cosmically disproportionate “feces typhoon” that the fandumb (mostly the rightwingers) threw over TLJ that caused Disney to be overly cautious when making TRoS, causing it to be the very underwhelming thing we feared it would be.

FYI, I don’t hate TRoS at all, I just think it had too much great potential to be even better. I also think TLJ is the best of the Sequel Trilogy. And even if the Sequel Trilogy wasn’t that good, it’s not like Disney SW was bad all around. Rebels, Rogue One, Fallen Order…

AccountError #sexist

@Swede #35592

Exactly. As a genuine nice guy(*), I despise the “Nice Guys™”. They not only give us all a bad name, but are just outright despicable, both for their sheer selfishness, and the fact that they really cause a lot of trust issues in people.

(*)I may still have flaws, yes, and when frustrated by jerks like the OP I tend to lose some “niceness points”, but I’d like to say that just makes me more realistic and relatable. Heck, it even makes me feel uncomfortable to say this, as it makes it look like I’m trying to boost my ego when I really don’t.

OldIncel #sexist

Can't they just tell me that I'm an ugly loser instead of infusing my head full of BULLSHIT BLUEPILLED SHIT?

WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT ANYMORE!? You complain nonstop that people always and only discriminate against your looks, but when they try to help you and give you advice, you’re furious that they aren’t discriminating against your looks!

…F*ck off. At this point you incels more than deserve your self-inflicted misery.

AccountError #sexist

A nice guy is basically a man who acts nice but is secretly misogynistic and an asshole underneath his facade

Are you really that evil, psychopathic, and devoid of empathy that you cannot even grasp that someone is genuinly nice to fellow humans without any strings attached?

What am I saying, you’re an incel! Of course you are.

Nice guys are nice because it is a projection of how they want to be treated back; nicely. How fucking hard can it be before foids to grasp that not everyone in life has it as easy as them?

Dude, I’m depressed. Yet that doesn’t stop me from being a genuine nice guy and making lighhearted jokes even at my darkest moments. "Sad Clown" trope and all. Just because I feel miserable at moments makes it even more important that I make others feel better. Because I strongly believe that if I can make even a single positive difference in someone else’s life, then my life will have had a reason for existing. It’s why I have even gone out of my way to save drowning wasps in my pool, despite the fact that I am afraid and apprehensive of those things because I have been stung at moments.

FarFar #conspiracy

Brian Chan #fundie

Starting (lethal) fires just so you can sell people smoke detectors at an absurd price is highly immoral and illegal, dumbass. And this is pretty much the same thing.

Your god is a monster.

Unnamed Brits #conspiracy #crackpot

FFS! It’s morons like this that cause more damage than the diseases themselves. I just don’t get it! What do they have to gain by deliberatly spreading this misinformation and panic? Do they want people to die faster? Are they really just evil misanthropes?

While I admit I’m more of a misanthrope than a philanthrope myself (blame the countless quoted jerks here, for one), even I don’t think that in any way justifies causing so much chaos.

Look, people, conspicary theories were nice to roleplay back in the past. But in these days of multimedia we cannot afford to let them spread anymore. They’re genuinly dangerous and harmful!

RodgersSecondAdvent #psycho #sexist

Tell me, how the hell am I supposed to respect these creatures that can hardly be viewed as people?

Trust me, I’ve been asking myself that same question… When it comes to you incels, that is!

GeneticJoke #sexist

@Nomates #35313

…How do you incels even function being this detached from reality?

Gr8believer #quack #conspiracy

Same as with moose-sama here. Had all the vaccinations I needed to have back in the day. While I haven’t been tested yet (I am not a priority), so far I’ve yet to demonstrate any symptoms at all. And I do my damndest to avoid any physical contact with outsiders and always properly wash my hands after going outside or answering the door.

Funny, it’s almost as if you are full of it…

mylifeistrash #sexist

Wut?

…Everyone has at least one fetish, dumbass. Especially those who deny having any. And guess what? Fetishes can be nice; they spice up sex lives and make us a bit more unique.

Granted, I may be self-conscious about a few of mine(*), but I certainly prefer those harmless ones over the rape and murder fetishes (amongst others) most incels tend to have… While I don’t care about being a sub (though I’m willing to indulge a dom partner if necessary), I am rather proud of being inherently attracted to buxom & badass amazonian/statuesque women. Even if only for the fact that such a partner could effortlesssly shove your head up your anus without my help and look sexy doing it.

(*)In fact, if anything some of them make it harder for me to find a compatible partner. It’s not like their subjects are particularly common or pratical… And that’s all I’ll say.