The_Crimson

@The_Crimson_Ghost

KW Miller #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

I don’t know what Rep. FloridaMan thinks he’s seeing. He should be sucking up to Chick Fil a; they’re among his kinds’ biggest sugar daddies. Maybe he really has the T Virus & is simply delirious. Hasn’t it been known to cause cognitive problems?

The Red Skull #racist

I loved watching Captain America beat the tar outta you back in 2011; love to see it again.

I think I’ll keep my diverse country. It gives us a much better understanding of the world at large, some really cool mythology & all that awesome food.

inlovingmemoryofmysanity #wingnut

@Timjer #51443

I never wasted time watching, reading about or thinking about Pig Vomit but I've known who & what he is for 3 decades. Those of us in the NY tristate area have known for decades but the rest of the country just loved wallowing in his hate & bullshit that they ignored us, & we all know what followed.

I truly despise him & his entire family & cabinet. They really are the embodiment of everything wrong with humanity & should he eat a hollow point, I will celebrate.

Arbeitsgruppe timeloop (producer) and BioPure.eu (seller) #ufo #quack #crackpot #magick #mammon

KW Miller #homophobia #transphobia #sexist #kinkshaming #wingnut

@DarkPhoenix #51398

I see no reason why there can’t be 2 in office. Florida is a big, crowded state, with plenty of opportunities to wear the crown of FloridaMan. There’s millions of FloridaMen, what’s one more?

inlovingmemoryofmysanity #wingnut

Billowel #sexist #fundie

wereqryan #sexist #psycho

KW Miller #homophobia #transphobia #sexist #kinkshaming #wingnut

This man is certifiably insane & needs to be tucked away somewhere quiet with no wifi access. The people in his district or whatever will overwhelmingly vote for him. Say hello to Rep. FloridaMan. Prove me wrong, citizens.

qanon1029 #sexist

Odd, since in the US, men have a higher mortality rate.

an Ex-Muslim Turk #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #senpai_noticed_us

Billowel #sexist #fundie

Not too many of them frolicking in the surf this summer, what with the T Virus plague spreading.

Somehow I seriously doubt that posting pics of that on those sewers called subreddits would do much of anything, except to make incels look even stupider. Assuming that’s even possible.

Attila Hildmann #conspiracy #wingnut #quack

Rocky Rivera #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

@Timjer #51132

There’s a new strain of T Virus floating around, & it’s nearly as bad as the other T Virus. It may not mutate you into a flesh eating monster, but it does cause rapid, irreversible brain atrophy, the inability to distinguish between enemy & ally (unless it’s the A Virus), sudden outbursts of anger & some subjects display orange tinted skin. Advanced cases have large flapping jowls,baby hands & a tiny puckered mouth that resembles a prolapsed anus. Education is the best vaccine for the T Virus because recovery rates are very low.

Luckily there’s no P Virus. That could turn all the men into white haired, self loathing gay men married to oblivious women nicknamed Mother. It would also result in a drastic drop in intelligence & uncontrollable sycophancy. Clearly the best way to contain this mass outbreak is to herd all potential subjects into an abandoned Wal Mart in Texas & have them disposed of. Since we have no linear launcher, fire will have to suffice.

Dawn Pine #fundie #sexist

Bitch, you quoted Roosh. That right there outs you as a dude, & a horrible one at that. Go make out with a circular saw.

Neggr #racist #psycho

Can someone translate this gibberish? I don’t speak insane, repressed loser.

Based Frog #psycho #sexist #ableist #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot #elitist

JosefMengelecel #sexist #psycho

As opposed to incels, which serve absolutely no purpose.

Nice handle, kid. So edgy.

Total Imbecile #racist

I’m sure all the white women that date men of other races are doing it solely to spite a bunch of pathetic bigoted manbabies online. Not because they love their men, no, surely it’s to bother some random losers who are crying that they don’t have any dates.

Rocky Rivera #wingnut #conspiracy #quack

Be grateful it’s not the Chrysalid Virus, although I’d be interested in seeing the results of that.

Representative-Way39 #sexist #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Ok this is just funny, & yet more proof than men are terrified of that weird period voodoo. I’d also like to jam my tampon down his useless throat. I have decades of experience with them & I know just how to do it; just enough to kill him.

KW Miller #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut #god-complex

@Spacewyrm #51008

The Tyrant...Trump Virus. Last week I said I would start referring to it as such & I'm sticking to it. Plus it gives me endless opportunities to make bad Biohazard jokes.

KW Miller #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

He may be onto something. There is a St. Petersburg in both Florida & Russia. This genetic defective is clearly mentally challenged enough to not know what country he’s currently in.

KW Miller #dunning-kruger #elitist #racist #wingnut

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #god-complex #crackpot #racist #conspiracy #magick #mammon

Do they just lift a bunch of words from the wikipedia page about the Templars or the Illuminati & throw them into a word blender?

There needs to be a metal band called Deathgoat. Someone make this happen.

KW Miller #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut #god-complex

Aren’t you constantly employing the use of Jack Dorsey’s “fraudulent” company? How stupid is this man? Hopefully, Looney Louie Gomhert from Texas will keel over from the T Virus, & this skidmark is trying to replace him as the “The Stupidest Man in Congress”. He’s off to a pretty good start.

Newsflash- One of Pig Vomit’s house negros, Herman Cain is now dead due to complications of the T Virus. It may later emerge that Looney Louie crapped himself upon hearing that news. I hope he did, & I hope the last thing he sees is the bright lights of the hospital room as the Mexican nurse shoves the ventilator down his ignorant throat. He can then hang out with Herman, as they try to outdo each other in their collective love for Pig Vomit.

church mouse guy #wingnut #quack

Actually, this is why the aliens won’t talk to us.

Unknown #fundie #wingnut

Making America Gag Again.

In some cases, literally. I’m sure plenty of people are at least gagging when having to be intubated.

SliceOfEdge #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

When the right wing majini hate you, you know you’re doing something right. Keep it up, you hockey pucks!

Side note-would any of you be willing to adopt a poor Yankee girl? I’m fully articulated, have my own accessories, am fully housebroken & am also free of the T Virus. Not much of a cook but I’m damn good housekeeper & conversationalist.

ThoughtfulCel #sexist #racist

darkbulb121 #conspiracy #wingnut

Dr. Stella Immanuel #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger #quack

KW Miller #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

@Yutolia #50658

I can’t quite bring myself to tar the entire state but hopefully there’s just enough not-insane people there to not vote in Congressman FloridaMan.

While I know that every state has its assholes, cranks & crazies, what is it about Florida that attracts them like fat kids to the buffet table? Is it the heat, like in Texas? Is there some sort of gravitational pull? Maybe it’s those gigantic flying cockroaches. Perhaps it’s destined to remain one of the universe’s greatest mysteries, like the Bermuda Triangle, or Kim Kardashian’s continued popularity.

Roy Den Hollander #sexist #psycho #racist

This story dominated the news for about 3 days & hasn’t been mentioned since.

I get the sense this moron wasn’t much of a lawyer. He clearly wasn’t much of a person, but if he had a bit more charisma, he could have been the next Larry Klayman!

I guess no one told him about the hazards of mail order Russian brides. Perhaps he should have consulted his hero Pig Vomit for advice on where to shop for hookers that won’t bail after a year. Hopefully all the incels & MRAs will follow his lead.

KW Miller #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

is this guy for real? I know there’s crazies everywhere, especially online, but how can someone be this detached from reality & still use a computer or walk upright without a helmet? Are we sure this halfwit isn’t a master troll or mental patient?

Steve Jabba #sexist #fundie #crackpot

Game…you suck at this game. Go back to a game more your speed-like Candyland.

Rachel Shelton #wingnut

I’m sure she’d be fit to be tied upon being informed that her health is no one else’s responsibility either. Which is fortunate, because I doubt anyone cares about this self absorbed twat to give 2 shits whether she lives or dies. I certainly don’t; & at this point I’m actually starting to root for the virus to remove life forms such as these from our midst. Hear that, Rachel? I’m now actually hoping you die.

Of course she’s a bible majini. I’d expect nothing less from them. Way to spread that christian love & tolerance.

metabuxx #sexist

I don’t particularly like live concerts; too much noise & far too many drunk, sweaty idiots to deal with. The last live show I was at was literally a decade ago-we saw Mayhemfest at the Arts Center. I got to see Rob Zombie though, so that was pretty damn cool, even if it was about 98 degrees that day.

I have yet to see a “chad” waiter. Some of the servers are cuties, but not quite “chad” tier hot. Same for bartenders.

A girl that fucks you on the 1st date is either a gold digger, a hooker, or an unstable head case. They may have more fun, but they also have more VD.

Congressman Devin Nunes (R-Of Course) #racist #wingnut

<@Dr.Weird> #50351

Tried to sue an internet cow. I believe that joke of a lawsuit was thrown out of court, as it should have been.

Carol Brown #conspiracy #wingnut

Does this stupid bitch have any idea what she’s saying? Any idea at all?!

BlkPillPres #dunning-kruger #sexist

Sen. Tom Cotton #racist

I hope the residents of Arkansas are proud of the filth golem they puked up & sent to Congress. He makes the state appear so intelligent & tolerant.

I’ve always thought Tom was one of the ugliest bastards I’ve ever had the misfortune of looking at. Too skinny, gangly, angular...just plain ugly. His politics makes him that much uglier. He really does serve no purpose, other than to make the people in AR look just as bad as him.

KW Miller #fundie #wingnut #god-complex #crackpot

I guess there’s no room in there with that pocket rocket.

OysterSauce #psycho #sexist

Judy Mikovits; Larry Klayman #conspiracy #crackpot

@Passerby #50158

Because he operates in the US. In what other country would he have been able to find any measure of success? This is the same place that produced Alex Jones & Pig Vomit.

LogicWolf #sexist

Billowel #sexist

I am so boring; I didn’t find time to do any of that. I have jaywalked a few times though.

I detect more than just a hint of envy from this douchebag. It’s ok to admit you like men-you won’t be burned at the stake for it anymore.

wagiecel #sexist

Why do I suspect that these life forms masquerading as human males are hideous to behold? The constant whining about girls growing up & becoming women just screams “ugly pedos” that everyone hates & wishes could be locked in the basement of an abandoned building.

12thSSpanzer8 #psycho #racist

I know what you should do, bro. You should kill yourself. Tomorrow, before the jews or the non white people get you & force you to be a gay/black/atheist/muslim/communist/socialist/nazi/transwoman who eats babies & lusts after a body pillow with Janet Reno printed on it.

Where is this cockroach from?

goydivision #psycho #sexist #ableist

Refined. The only thing “refined” you’ve ever had anything to do with is the white dancing powder.

I think “slavery” is a far more apt term for what this sick little monkey is describing.