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Brenden Dilley #wingnut

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David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #psycho

Even when there are some genetic abnormalities from birth, a person is either a male or a female biologically, nothing in between.

As far as I know, this is medical nonsense. The only 'direct' knowledge I have of this is that my mother worked as an operation nurse in a children’s hospital and told me that some children are neither really male nor female at birth. The parents were told to decide and then a hormone treatment was started. And that was 60-70 years ago! I’d have to study up on the medical, biological reality. But, just saying a priori “no, because my book says no” is nonsense.

Over my dead body!

Yup. And exactly that is going to happen. When you’re dead and buried and rotting away, “non-binary” will still be around.

Conservapedia #fundie #conspiracy

You can make that article somewhat more concise:

Obamunism is a portmanteau that nobody has ever heard of.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #psycho #kinkshaming

Her attitude is atrocious! She wants to selfishly find a man to fit into her own interests.

Wait a minute … … … … … … … …

(chirp, chirp, chirp)

So, sorry that took so long. I had to go to the next country to find an empty field large enough so I could laugh out loud without bothering anybody.

Funny such words coming from Mr. I-Paint-Me-A-Picture-Of-The-Wife-I-Want.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

One of my best friends is LA Jewish liberal.

Just out of curiosity, why did you add “Jewish” to that description? What does that have to do with anything? Well, I mean, besides absolutely nothing.

Are you saying that because he’s Jewish, he’s expected to think in a certain way?

What makes you think the way you think? Your skin color? Your religion (if applicable)? Your education (or lack thereof)? Your income (or lack thereof)? Your intelligence (or lack thereof)?

Oh, none of those, you say? But of course it’s different for you. You’re a white male. So you can choose how you think. But Jews (Blacks, Latinos, women in general, etc.) supposedly think collectively. They’re a “them”, right?

But you’re not a racist of course. Nooo.

I saw another line on your Twitter list: “There’s always more to the story. Cops don’t just start shooting to kill innocent people.” True, not innocent people, only Black people.

Reynolds #conspiracy #quack #wingnut

EmpathicDesign #wingnut #psycho

They're physically unattractive

AOC. Hot. No picture necessary. unlike the Trump land whale:
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a few octaves louder

Octaves louder? Is that like “light years faster”?

Jim #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #elitist

the people most likely to be targets of adverse discrimination are whites, Christians …

Oh, so you’re including all those Black and Latino christians? Or did you just mean white Southern fundamentalist evangelistic Bapist MAGA christians?

Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry (BSSM) #fundie #quack #wingnut

“school” for faith healers

“School”? Huh? Don’t they just, you know, pray?

Trump allegedly disguised the unaccredited school’s owner, Bill Johnson, as a janitor shortly after taking office

Cite very badly needed. I doubt this, every, very, very much. In fact, I doubt the whole content of the Trump connection.

Unnamed Marine #racist #psycho #wingnut

[from the Stars & Stripes article Shy linked above]

Capt. Joseph Butterfield, a Marine Corps spokesman, identified the Marine in the video as Pfc. Jarrett Morford, 20, and said Morford’s command is taking "appropriate action."

But is it true that The commander in Chief, the Honorable Trump, wants to promote Pfc. Jarrett Morford to Lt. Col. and make him his main spokesman?

China is going to pay

Woah, first things first. That is, first Mexico has to pay for that wall, whenever it gets built, then the Nato partners have to pay more into the budget, then we can think about China paying something for, err, something.

David J. Stewart #fundie

κἀγὼ δέ σοι λέγω ὅτι σὺ εἶ Πέτρος, καὶ ἐπὶ ταύτῃ τῇ πέτρᾳ οἰκοδομήσω μου τὴν ἐκκλησίαν (Matthew 16,18)

Suck on it.

David J. Stewart #fundie #god-complex

In 2013 I began attending the Harvest Baptist Church on Guam

2013. But you moved to Guam in 2003/04-ish.

As far as I know, you never, ever, anywhere mention which church you belonged to from 2004-2013. I’m pretty sure it’s the one where your kids went to school, the totally fundamentalist one. (I’ll have to look up the name.) Why don’t you ever mention it? And why did you start visiting Harvest Baptist in 2013 instead of the old one?

Oh yes, I think we all know the answer. Keyword = underage girl, sexual relationship.

Here’s the official charge from January 2009: “According to the magistrate's complaint, on or about the period of Jan. 1, 2006, through Dec. 31, 2006, Stewart allegedly engaged in sexual contact with a teenage girl known to him.”

So, timeline:

2003/04-ish: move to Guam. Presumably in ultra-fundie church there.

2004/05-ish: wifey Alice no wanty the sexy.

2006: "engaged in sexual contact with a teenage girl known to him.”

also 2006: wife files for divorce. No surprise

late 2010: charged with 2nd Degree Criminal Sexual Conduct as a 1st Degree Felony. Also charged with Child Abuse as a Misdemeanor. Due to plea bargin** found guilty of Child Abuse. fined $100; 2 years supervised probation; 100 hours of community service. (White male privilege, if ever.)

(**Plea bargin probably to 1) save the girl from having to go through a trial, 2) save you from being on page one of the newspaper for weeks on end.)

ca. late 2012: probation vacated. Free.

2013: Harvest Baptist Church

So: 2003-2006 presumably in ultra-fundie church on Guam.

2007-2012 IN BIG TROUBLE.

Please David, tell us about the church you were in from 2003-04 onward, before your “troubles”.

Can we assume that the “teenage girl known to" you was at that church and that you were no longer welcome there and don’t want to talk about it?

David J. Stewart #fundie #psycho

Josiah took away all the abominations

I can think of one abomination that’s still hanging around.

University of Electronic Science and Technology Press #moonbat #dunning-kruger

Jesus said, 'Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone.'

Old (insider) Catholic joke:

After Jesus said that, a stone came flying and hit the woman right in the head. Jesus turned around and said “MOM!!!, you stay out of this!”

Alboz11 #wingnut #racist #psycho

living in their huts

Right!

And maybe having to bear a child in a rickety stable with an ox and a donkey, and placing the newly born baby in a dirty feeding trough. No good Christian would ever do that.

David J. Stewart #fundie #god-complex

We've got a bunch of cotton-candy religion today that tastes sweet at first, but then quickly dissolves into NOTHING!

Because it is nothing.

To sell modern people Bronze Age style mythology with a straight face, it has to be made of cotton-candy.

David J. Stewart #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

We are living in very wicked times, perilous times

A true evergreen. That’s been #1 on the Christian hit charts for 105,040 straight weeks.

Mark Taylor #wingnut #fundie

David J. Stewart #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #fundie

That suggests to me that Parler is censoring people too!

Sounds more like you’re fucking up and blaming your own incompetence on other people. But that’s normal for you, so nothing new there.

Computer 101: if something doesn’t work that should work, it’s almost always the user doing something wrong.

Persecution complex much?

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #kinkshaming

Massages are sinful.

You’re not into sports, are you? Running, cycling, etc. No, guess not.

Oh wait, I get it. Your daughter Crystal was out running again, displaying her body to the world, and got a massage afterwards. Is that the problem?

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Various Incels #sexist #psycho

Yes Votes: 18 …
NO Votes: 59

Total votes: 78. A staggeringly large community. 78. They could all fit on one bus. A major threat to society.

David J. Stewart #fundie #racist #god-complex

… it's difficult to meet people here …

Well, you refuse to admit that people with slightly slitty eyes are humans, so the “natives” are out of the question for you. But they speak a strange ungodly language anyway and most of them are Roman Catholic, so no loss, right? The rest are American soldiers who don’t like burned out camp followers and also don’t appreciate being told right off the bat that they’re awful Jesus hating sinners who are going to rot in hell.

… I tried to move away in 2013, but it turned into a big disaster, and I came back broken and worn out in body and soul.

Right!

And anybody who has read your site knows that you wanted to have an easy life presented to you on a silver platter back in the mid-West and sat around in hotels feeling sorry for yourself instead of going out and getting your life in line, like everybody else. And, you fell prey to what your fundamentalist friends sow in the US, i.e. absolutely shitty health care. You couldn’t get the pain killers you’re addicted to and expected to reep “socialist” style care while your alt-right friends think poor people should die in the streets. Why don’t you just pray the pain away? I thought “God is always good.”

Oh, and isn’t it funny how a few dumbasses here on FSTDT still, in 2020, insist you’re “exiled” on Guam although all you got for continually sexually assaulting a minor female was two years probation, back in 2010? I expect they’ll still be alleging that next year and the year after that, etc.

I … get disability. The disability is a blessing, God willing.

No, the disability is a poison communist handout from the godless socialist secular Jesus hating government that allowed your wife to leave you. You should be ashamed of touching that blood money. Judas threw away his blood money, but you take it. You’re worse than Judas. Not only that, the disability comes from tax money, from taxes paid by the likes of Taylor Swift, who gets her money for singing godless whore songs in pants. Wow, you really are much worse than Judas. Throw that blood money away and beg in the streets like a good Christian.

James Rink #conspiracy #wingnut #psycho

Isn’t it amazing that the US Army can do all of this without anybody noticing, not even the people who were executed?

Consummate professionals.

Simon Black #wingnut #racist

@KZadBhat #59336

Nope. The movie got 5 things right:

1) Mozart was named Wolfgang.

2) He married a woman named Constanze.

3) He composed the pieces played in the movie.

4) The Emperor during part of Mozart’s life was named Joseph.

5) Mozart died.

Almost everything else in the movie is pure and unmitigated bullshit.

Yes, Mozart wrote some songs with slightly “off key” lyrics. e.g. Oh du eselhafter Martin, which I can sing for you from memory. He also used some dirty language and potty humor in a few letters. Nothing anybody else didn’t do. But, pray tell, where did you get the idea that Mozart had a “filthy fucking mouth”? Extrapolating sweeping generalities from very few minor details? Do you have a “filthy mouth”? I mean, you did use “fucking” in your comment, so you’re obviously a horrilby filthy person with no sense of discipline. No? Wrong inference? Hmm. I can ony repeat: don’t learn history from movies (and will add), nor from non-scientific popular books or magazine articles which like to make massive exaggerations about celebrities with little or no proof.

Prior to Beethoven in the mid 1700s, lower class Europeans would regularly attend symphonies. And they were apparently quite a rowdy bunch– hooting and hollering all throughout the performance, like a modern day rock concert.
Around the time that Beethoven rose to prominence in the early 1800s, however, the lower classes were excluded from attending symphonies because they didn’t keep quiet and applaud at the appropriate time.

WOW! Complete and utter epic cultural history fail!

Prior to Beethoven in the mid 1700s, concerts of refined music were exclusively for the aristocracy. Somebody has been watching that absolutely horrible movie Amadeus and the scene with the performance of The Magic Flute (Die Zauberflöte).

It was in fact Beethoven who started public concerts for paying audiences, mainly in the Theater an der Wien which still stands today (and which I have been to). Still “lower class Europeans” couldn’t afford them and wouldn’t have been let in anyway. It was actually much later in London that the “Promenade” concerts were started which could be attended by poorer people, who were nevertheless well behaved.

Nota bene: don’t learn history from movies. The only things worth seeing in the movie Amadeus are Mozart’s wife’s (Constanze) tits almost bouncing out of her dresses.

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David J. Stewart #fundie

@Bastethotep #59300

Ah yes, but his excuse isn’t polygamy:

To divorce one's spouse is to force them to commit adultery by remarriage. You abandoned them, so they had no choice in the matter. You broke your promise (marriage vows) to remain with them until death. The following Scripture is woefully misunderstood by most preachers. In view of the two previous Scriptures, Matthew 5:32 and 19, we learn from Jesus that the only time remarriage is allowed is when one's spouse divorces them and has run off in adultery with someone else. Since there is no hope of reuniting the marriage at this point, only then is it clear that one's spouse is not returning and it is ok to remarry. ...

https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Family/Marriage/divorce-remarriage.htm

before Jesus returns

So no rush.

Btw, Brother David doesn’t support divorce. So if he marries again, by his own creed he’ll be living in adultery. But I suppose, as always with fundamentalist Christians, that only applies to others.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #god-complex #conspiracy

young lady who gave her virtue to the dogs, succumbing to the lustful advances of some ungodly male, will never be able to give the gift of her virginity to her future husband.

Err, do you mean your daughter Crystal who had a child outside of marriage? Why not hear it in her own words?:

I'm not proud of my past … now, my heart has been slowly decaying from the wait of a man who only wants to mess around. … my past with males

Yup, David, your daughter.

David J. Stewart #fundie

most Baptist churches and Bible colleges today … have been deceived by the Devil.

Right!

If you want to be a Christian, go home to the Holy Roman Catholic Church. Easy! :-)

ACTBAC members #racist #psycho #wingnut

the pro-Trump parade

And I’m sure their main attraction to Trump is the economy. Certainly not his Muslim bans, white supremacy, border wall, hate, hate hate. No, it’s certainly only the economy.

Most trailer parks residents watch the stock market and regularly evaluate their portfolio. They understand the market: if the price for Bud Lite goes up 2 cents a can, they’re in trouble.

Hunter Wallace #wingnut #racist

The Yankees had a point about the South being backwards.

“Had”? Past tense?

Ezekiel_Yoder #fundie

GraphicTruth #fundie #conspiracy

I think money laundering is the benefit they reap from it.

Who are “they” and what it “it”? Or is this a guessing game with a prize at the end?

To the submitter: a little context would go a long way …

Black Clemenza #fundie #psycho

Jesus is sooo proud, he just had an orgasm. Keep up the good Christian spirit! Jesus will reward you for it. You make him so happy he died for you.

Tina Arthur and Marcella Frank #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

Arthur and Frank explained they’re not followers of QAnon.

They also said they’re not racist, but don’t want any of them darkies, you know, the n’s, coming around.

Jonathan Sarfati, Ph.D., F.M #fundie

Paleontologists have libraries full of books. They base their findings on extensive research, study, field work, laboratory hours, discussions with colleagues, counterproofing, etc. They revise their hypotheses in accordance with new findings. They don’t have any preconceived notions and no absolute truths.

You have one chapter of one 3000 year old book in ancient Hebrew which you read in a translation from 1611 in archaic English.

Hmm, whom should I trust, whom should I trust?

Rangertamer #conspiracy

Reichtach FIre

“Reichtach”? Ahh, “Reichstag” (NB: “ch” is a dialect pronounciation and an “s” is missing). Reichstagsbrand, the fire which destroyed the German parliament building in Berlin. Hitler blamed it on the communists/Jews and used it to assume emergency powers, after having been democratically voted into power. (Germans kind of like to forget that last part and call Hitler’s democratically becoming Chancellor “Machtergreifung”/”power grab”.) Most historians agree that the fire was started by the Nazis themselves.

Bin Laden came from. He was originally a known CIA asset

And your beloved Saint Trump used to be a Democrat. So what?

“Tach auch!”

Various Commenters #racist #psycho

@KZadBhat #57121

You just described the Republicans’ dream for the US. And instead of “and Mexico will pay for it”, they want it to be “and poor Americans will pay for it, and they’ll even vote for us and enable it”.

Second, they still are sh**holes compared to the US.

$100 flat down this jerk has never, ever been outside of the US. Probably never outside of his home state. Probably Mississippi, Alabama, or Missouri.

Spain is gorgeous. The people, the food, the landscapes: it's great. I’ve been there many times.

Let this jackass go down to his redneck bar, watch NASCAR and Monday Night Football while drinking Bud lite, wearing his MAGA hat and dreaming about how superior he is on his way to the employment office to pick up his unemployment check and then drive his Chevy pickup, gun rack, Confederate flag, and all, back to his trailer home. Yup, Spain’s a shithole alright.

John S. Torell #fundie

Suicide is the ultimate rebellion against God

Right!

Because that's what people who commit suicide have foremost on their minds: rebellion against God.

Laura Wood #conspiracy

questioning statements of government officials.

Oh, you mean like:

“when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero … It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”

Speedloader #sexist

They fucked on his 16th birthday.

Yes, I’m very sure they said that on the “russian” TV show.

outherebrothers #psycho #sexist

Donald Trump #crackpot #wingnut

being terrible to Hispanics

Right!

Build that wall! Build that wall! Build that wall! Build that wall!

Cornfed223 #psycho #sexist

females display themselves and men act on their displays

Somebody’s never overheard a group of women talking about men …

Gr8Believer #fundie

If Jesus said stars, he meant stars.

So you have committed blasphemy and will go to Hell. Bye.

COLT731 #wingnut #racist

Right!

And let’s build lots of walls to keep it that way!

Let’s start with North and South America. Kick everybody (and their descendents) out who arrived after 1492 out and protect the coasts with deadly force. Then Africa: bye bye Europeans, Indians, and Chinese. Then Australia, Hawaii. and the rest. Then, at last Europe. Oops, in the total sum, hardly any non-Europeans there, not really much to do in comparison.

Terry Ferguson #fundie

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.