checkmate

@checkmate

Whiplash347/Judy Byington #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

trains will be grounded

Bummer. All those flying trains will have to run on the ground. Probably on tracks! Ugh.

Humans Are Free #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick

the Great Pyramid of Giza is located at the exact intersection of the LONGEST LINE OF LATITUDE and the LONGEST LINE OF LONGITUDE— in other words, at the exact center of ALL THE LANDMASS on planet Earth.

Right!

And not only that (hold your hat!): in the central chamber it has cold Coke and Pepsi running on tap! Just imagine.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist

A thing awoke in me

Eat too many tacos?

a Christian bloodline

WTF is a Christian bloodline? Christianity is a faith, not a hereditory race. Why don’t you just say “white folks”? That's what you mean.

Do you count Christian Blacks and Latinos as part of your Christian bloodline? … Huh? … Right, I thought not.

David J. Stewart #fundie #dunning-kruger #crackpot

computer science

I would just love to see you try to teach computer science based on Base7 and not binary and thus the powers of 2.

Maybe, just maybe, some day in the distant future binary will be replaced with cascading or rotating elements, but not in our life time, and even then it won’t be Base7.

Martha Huckabay #racist

If slavery is so good, then she should let me buy her (25 cents should be a suitable price). I’ll lock her in the cellar, beat her every day, have people come in and rape her, half starve her to death, etc.

She’ll love it!

Even better: her daughter. She’ll be elated!

Emily Munroe Connolly #fundie #wingnut

I … don't care what others think. It makes me sad that CHRISTIANS think food stamps are great.

If you don't care what others think, why does it makes you sad that CHRISTIANS think food stamps are great? I thought you didn't care what others think.

Primrose Brown #wingnut #racist

I wasn’t racist either until I realized that uppity niggies didn’t know their place and wanted to have the same rights I have. That’ when I became racist, not before. It’s THEIR fault.

BlondBeastBoy #racist #psycho

My guess is … probably … probably … probably … what could've been

Well, good that we’ve got all the iron clad facts down.

insert-cheesy-name-here #homophobia

rblev1999 #conspiracy

It's a hoax

Right!

And not only that. The entire internet is a huge hoax. Everything you think you read on the screen is actually being created in real time by Dobby the elf down in the basement. Really! Wake up sheeple!

Andrew Anglin #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

The Young Turks probably did kill a lot of Armenians

You don’t know fuck all about the Armenian genocide beside what you looked up quickly in Wikipedia. You just want Biden to be wrong at all costs. So why don’t you just shut the fuck up?

Eric Peters #fundie #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Henry V's England

[cough, cough] Off by three Henrys (Henry VIII), but who’s counting?

Vox Day #conspiracy #racist #fundie #wingnut

Breivik did not target innocents. ... He struck a highly effective blow against the political machine that is still actively engaged in attacking his people and attempting to eradicate them

So if I slaughter you and your entire family and say I was doing God’s work and spreading God’s love because you, in my opinion, are not an innocent target, but are a political machine that is actively engaged in attacking my people, that’s ok?

Ok, I’ll think about it.

Oh, wait, you mean it’s ok only if the others are brutally murdered. Hmm. Maybe I can convince you otherwise. I’ll do a lot of praying and see wha God tells me.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist

Your ancestors protected Christian Europe from the invading Africans and Muslims and brought Salvation to the Western Hemisphere

And tapas! Don’t forget tapas!

AnIdeaThatFlows #moonbat

This isn’t fundie, it’s just plain stupid. There is a difference.

Biblical Gender Roles #fundie #sexist

it is a husband’s God given right to use spanking as a form of discipline on his wife

It’s also a wife’s God given right to shoot her husband’s head off with a fucking shotgun if he spanks her. True story! It’s in the Bible!! Go look it up.

Geoffrey Morell #quack

The mumps? From radio waves? A medical sensation.

And aren’t the radio waves emitted from an antenna high above the ship? Wouldn’t the people in the metal room be protected from radio waves by the surrounding walls? Wouldn’t the deck crew be in more danger?

Let's get real here: you got the mumps from aliens during an abduction. Come on sheeple, wake up!

Dr Mariam Al-Sohel #crackpot #homophobia #quack

suppositories

So sticking something up a gay man’s butt is going to curb his sexual urges? Has the irony occurred to her? ;-)

Gloria Wyzgoski #wingnut #psycho

Roosh V #fundie #dunning-kruger

These wide differences cannot be easily reconciled

Sure they can, very easily. Dump the Bible in the trash and follow the scientific evidence. Instant reconciliation.

Bradford C. Walker #wingnut #conspiracy

Guilty. So the party’s off? I have to return my rented tux without using it? Will Walker refund my costs?

EzraLB #racist

Right!

Christianity never should have let Jews in, right from the beginning! Of course, that would have meant that Jesus himself and the twelve apostles would have been left out, but who cares? No Jews, period.

David Chase Taylor #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

confirmed, albeit in a de facto manner

Something tells me David doesn’t know what de facto means, or perhaps “albeit.”

This isn’t surprising, seeing how he’s a blooming idiot.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

<@Why?> #85341

"An eleven-year-old girl” ??

Whom are you referring to? The minor he sexually abused on and off for a year? How do you know she was 11 years old? I’ve never seen that information. Please show us the source.

Annie-O #racist

Pastor Greg Locke #wingnut

Your mind is too dangerous and delusional to trust being around you.

Ok, but 2000 years ago a well intentioned hippie was executed by the conservative authorities and now we’re all saved and you, as a pastor, have the right to screw everybody over in his name, right? So, who’s too dangerous and delusional to trust being around?

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

having children out of wedlock!!! Fornication is epidemic in America. … her irresponsibility and whoring around

You do know you’re talking about your own daughter Crystal, don’t you?

I could easily marry a beautiful 20-30 year old woman in the Philippines any time I want.

Correction: you mean you could buy a beautiful 20-30 year old woman in the Philippines any time you want if you put enough money on the table. You can get a Russian girl too. Just go online.

Liberty Hangout #wingnut

I think she’s right. Conservatives want things to stay as they are.

Leadership should be chosen like in the old days. The man who can beat all the others with a club should be the leader. Then he can drag all the women he wants back to his cave by the hair. He will lead by beating on his chest with his fists and shouting “uhga, uhga.”

This is God's will. This is how he created us.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

a proper courtship

Yeah, I think the 18th century was pretty cool too.

R.C. Sproul Jr. #fundie #psycho

Medeea Greere #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Larry Elder #wingnut #racist

if these (January 6th) protesters had been Black

But, they were all Black. They were wearing “whiteface” makeup. It was all part of the false flag maneuver. Geez, everybody knows that. Get real sheeple.

Father Tadeusz Guz and Catholic University of Lublin internal ethics panel #racist #dunning-kruger

So if I write a paper saying that Tadeusz Guz fucks little girls, I can claim it’s the subject of “scientific discourse”?

Ok. Let's go.

lostbook #ufo #crackpot

All the aliens I know have told me that the whole liquid mercury thing is a ruse. The aliens actually use normal table salt for STL propulsion, they just don’t want anybody to know it. True story!

Tom Horn #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

I believe Apophis is the asteroid that is talked about in the book of Revelation

Well, I believe the football being used in the next Super Bowl is the asteroid that is talked about in the book of Revelation. So who’s right?

Arkansas Republicans #fundie

Well, if they allow the Christian myth, then they have to allow all other myths. So, the divine Flying Spaghetti Monster will get his/her/their day yet.

NeonRevolt #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Strange, I heard God say Trump should stick his willy in a wood chipper. Wierd how God sends such mixed signals.

Judy Byington #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie #magick

Hey! They forgot the most important thing: Michelle Obama gave birth to a dinosaur yesterday!! No kidding.

Ahmed Santos #fundie

@Spacewyrm
@Malingspann
@KZadBhat
@KeithInc.

All wrong. The Earth (we call her Babsi, she likes that) is a cube with five sides. She was created exactly 10,483 years ago. It was a Tuesday, at 15:27 GMT. It was nice and shiny and clean until all that horrible mold people call trees and grass started to grow on it. So now it’s ruined.

Why do people love mold on the ground outdoors but not on the walls of their living quarters? Strange.

Biblical (much more important) evidence

The scripture I read (the only true word of god) says the Earth is a cube. So yes, it’sflat, but with six flat sides.

MandelaEffect #crackpot #dunning-kruger #god-complex

What do you think the reason is for this?

Hmm, let me think … ok, got it: because it’s utter nonsense and you’re a blooming idiot.

Robin Bullock #fundie #homophobia

This is what I’ve heard from the Lord.

The only things I ever hear from the Lord are “could you take out the trash” and “get some milk on the way home”. Nothing about homosexuality and certainly nothing about evangelists.

Johnathan #fundie

One of the best definitions of “science” I’ve ever heard is: “error that is brought up to date.” Yes, things “change” because research continues and findings improve. There are no dogmas. Without change and development, we’d still be living in caves.

Dr. Dicklet et al. #psycho #racist #sexist

[Am I really responding to a incel thread? Uggh, heaven help me.]

In my experience, while most people have a mental vision of their “perfect” partner, male or female, when the time comes and things click, the person one ends up becoming involved with can [nota bene: I said “can”, not “will” or “must” or “always is”] be totally different or even the opposite of the dream. When it clicks, that whole mental vision goes right out the window.

fschmidt #psycho

I will leave genocide to God.

How considerate of you.

Michael Baxter #conspiracy #wingnut #crackpot

Was this before or after Trump ascended to heaven to sit at the right hand of the father whence he will return to earth to judge the just and the unjust on that terrible last of day of creation?

David J. Stewart #fundie #psycho #god-complex

who could and would prescribe my needed pain medications

In other words: “support my addiction to perscription opioids”.

Why do I assume this? Because David wrote about the same thing about doctors on the mainland a while back.

she and her co-worker laughed behind my back as I walked away, making a joke.

I want to hear the other side of all of this. David blames almost everybody in the world of gross negligence, incompetence, and blatant malice towards his person. A few people? Ok. Everybody? No.

DeAnna Lorraine #wingnut #dunning-kruger

we will no longer have or need a mask mandate in all of Texas.

In a related story, it appears surgeons in Texas may no longer wear masks during operations and are forbidden to wash their hands before operating and of course may not wear any gloves. Meat may no longer be refrigerated and milk no longer pasteurized. Seat belts and air bags will be removed from all cars, high school football players may no longer wear any padding, “caution wet floor” signs are forbidden, and smoking is now mandatory, but only cigarettes without filters.

It’s going to be paradise!

Or maybe I read wrong.

Michael Tsarion #conspiracy #crackpot #magick #elitist #dunning-kruger

Charles Williams #fundie #dunning-kruger

you'll learn that authorities on certain matters aren't as bright as you once believed them to be.

Hmm, but if you’re right, then you’re the authority and we learn that you’re not as bright as we were led to believe.

So, maybe they’re right, but then, we learn that they aren't as bright as we once believed them to be.

So perhaps you’re right, then you’re the authority and we learn that you’re not as bright as we were led to believe.

That would make them right, but then, we learn that they aren't as bright as we once believed them to be.

Circular circle ad infinitum

Btw, which “certain matters” are meant here?