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Roosh V #fundie #dunning-kruger

The Theory Of Evolution Is Incompatible With Christianity

So, in other words, reality is incompatible with Christianity? Alright then, glad to know sane people should not pick Christianity to follow!

Jacob Harrison #psycho #fundie

Someone should write a “Tragedy of Darth Unknown the Dumb” in return… Perhaps with him being sent to Gre’thor because he didn’t die in honorable combat…

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…Dafuq?!!!!

What the F*CK is wrong with you!? Writing torture porn fics about random people who haven’t even done anything to you!

Also, what infinite mercy? Sending good people who were the victims of murder to hell for an eternity is not “mercy” by any definition…

Jake Sargeras #ableist

I’m autistic, and let me tell you Jake, YOU are the only selfish one here. I’d still rather be autistic than have a chance of dying from a horrible, easily prevented disease. Hell, I’d rather be autistic instead of neurotypical even WITHOUT that risk, knowing how more douchy and irrational neurotypical people are on average…

EDIT: I read some of the comment thread. No matter how many times people talk him out on his behavior, he keeps being a douche who would rather have a dead child than an autistic one. And then he dares to call everyone else selfish and self-centered…

James Rink #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

So, in this dream I see Stargate, Doom, & Resident Evil thrown together… Eh, when it comes to dreams, seems pretty tame to me. James, you don’t have to boast so much about it, your subconscious is not that special. Though Kudo’s for remembering so well. Lately I tend to forget most of my dreams in the minutes after waking up.

Michele Bachmann #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Donald J. Trump has been put in a memory hole, Make America Great Again has been put in a memory hole.

For f*cks sake, NO!! “Those who do not learn from history doom those who do to repeat it!” We should never forget how creepily close the USA came to being a fascist totalitarian state under “God Emperor Trump”!!!

Joshua from Vega via Galaxygirl #crackpot #ufo #magick

Pffffttt, your dreaded, incomprehensible alien name is “Joshua”!? Looks like the "Tom the Dark Lord” trope is in effect here… Couldn’t you have picked something like the “Name That Unfolds Like Lotus Blossom” trope? Take “Shadow of Sundered Star” or “Splendid Dust of Ancient Suns” (kudo’s for whoever gets the obscure reference) for example. But noooo, you just had to be the inhuman starseed “Josh”.

farstar #quack #pratt

No one in human history has ever gotten ill from a virus.

…Dafuq? What do you think viruses tend to do then? Make you super strong?

Kenan #fundie

If you are wearing a mask you are not a Christian

Quick! Where is my covid mask? I don’t really need it right now, but I have to make a statement by wearing it!

Jillian Becker #sexist #wingnut

David #fundie #pratt

Yet another moron who can be summed up as “I’m too dumb to understand X, therefore X cannot be real”.

Look, dumbass, I can’t understand how you are so stupid, but I still acknowledge you’re real…

Governor Greg Abbott #fundie #psycho #sexist #wingnut

…F*ck this republican douche. He clearly does not care about “unborn babies”, all he truly cares about is being a misogynistic control freak. If anyone really did care about the “unborn babies”, then they wouldn’t obsess about making abortions illegal. Rather, they would focus on funding sex education and contraceptives to prevent the need for abortions, make sure people who actually want a child can adopt it easier, and crack down on rapists and such much harder. But noooo, those things cost time, money, and effort, and actually imply they genuinely care about their fellow, born humans!

He sickens me beyond belief and I hope more and more that the republican party will soon either fracture beyond repair, or be rebuild from the ground up by people with actual convictions and integrity.

I swear, nutsacks like this douche make me genuinely ashamed to be a male anymore.

Aubrey Huff #conspiracy #fundie

DO. NOT. BE. DECEIVED.

Reading ya loud and clear! Do not listen to morons who think aliens are demons.

Even the Devaronians (SW) aren’t anymore demons than humans are, nor are the Maykrs (Doom).

…But seriously, don’t extradimensional beings count as aliens (life not from earth) as well? So, by that definiton, aren’t both angels and demons technically aliens? And why am I even thinking about this when I could just romance Liara or Tali or Garrus in the ME: Legendary Edition?

Aubrey Huff #conspiracy #fundie

Leaving all the easily manipulated behind. Seek God before it’s too late.

Soooo, it’s the fundies that will remain on earth while the rest of us will be transported to our new home?

…Damn, on one hand I don’t want to lower myself to fundie level, but on the other hand I like it here, so maybe I do need to go look for that mysterious god thing before I’m sent off. Hmmmm, can we perhaps choose which world we’re Isekai’d to then? And which skills and level we’ll get?

The Galactic Federation via Aurora Ray #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut

We are sending powerful photon gamma light rays into the cells of your being through the central sun.

…But, Gamma Rays are confirmed to draw power directly from the One Below All! The Anti-God who wants to use Gamma Mutates to cause misery and death everywhere! And you are exposing us to them!

The Galactic Federation is a bunch of evil worshippers! Don’t heed their advice!

EDIT: The Immortal Hulk storyline. You’re welcome.

Muhammad fareed #racist #psycho

World would have been a better place if none of them had survived the #WW2

#DeathToNazis

There, fixed it for ya.

Major-Link #kinkshaming

Hive Mind Games #conspiracy #crackpot #ufo

You know, you’d think that if hyperadvanced aliens that can travel between solar systems and blot out the light from a star wanted to conquer primitive apes like us, they’d just blast us from orbit rather than troll us with religious nuts and infiltrators…

No seriously, I never understand why lenghty ground battles of attrition are so common in sci-fi when most of the time you can just bombard the enemy planet from orbit. Not only would it do incomparable damage short of throwing a death star at us, but its also completely safe for the attackers, who would likely take 0 casualties from it. It’s the only way to be sure, after all…

Daryl/James Rink #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo

then was forced to swat bugs on Mars.

Please… In Soviet Klendathu, Bugs swat YOU!

So, in other words, I’ll be much more impressed if he comes out of that alive.

Mistress-Blood #wingnut

Except that a fetus IS NOT a "small human”. It’s completely unrecognizable as a human being until very late in its life and isn’t even conscious yet. Seriously! How hard is that to get!?

Do these morons genuinely think a fetus is like a Liliputtian in biology and psychology from the beginning, who just grows from cell-sized to human sized in those nine months?

And while I’m making that Gulliver comparison anyway, I’d say an adult Liliputtian is still more an equal to an adult Brobdignagian than a mere fetus is to an adult human. Which is more what Seuss was really trying to say, ya whiny bint!

P.S.: Also, ironic that you call Seuss a “whiny little bitch” when you just used his quote that a small life is still equal to a large life.

Vijay Prozak #wingnut

So, Hitler was a “very stable genius”? Like a certain orange man?

Seriously, Shitler’s mad & needless micromanaging of his own troops is largely responsible for the downfall of his empire. So much for him being a genius…

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #racist #wingnut

The West is losing the war for Planet Earth because it no longer represents good and currently has incompetent criminal leadership. The West many of us grew up in represented democracy, human rights, wealth, and progress. It now represents disease, economic inequality, war, and fascism.

Exactly! Luckily that’s all changing after that coup by the fascists Stormtrumpers failed, and democracy is still standing.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #crackpot #pratt #wingnut

@Malingspann #87918

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if you can fit the Empire State in there…

And I apologize for putting that mental image out there.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #pratt #wingnut

Candace Owens #fundie #wingnut

Donald Trump was an illegitimate President who was— in true dictator fashion— using the Department of Justice to go after political dissidents.

There, fixed it for you.

Michael Baxter #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Makes a lot more sense when you substitute “our source” with either “voices in my head” or “my ass”.

Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

plays RE: Village Oh, I’m sorry Paul, were you saying something? I couldn’t hear your non-video game whining over the sound of my awesome & terrifying new game!

Donald Trump #wingnut

Uhm, forgive my ignorance, but can someone explain to me what exactly Trump is whining about this time?

Penthesilea #psycho #sexist

And that makes you better than those men,… how exactly?

Vox Day #fundie #wingnut

Does the jar demand the potter admire its beauty? Is the jar foolish enough to be proud of its existence separate from the very mind that conceived it, the very hands that shaped it and brought it into being? Does the jar so lack perception that it fails to grasp it can be unmade as easily as it was made by its maker?

A jar is an inanimate object, not remotely alive and without thoughts or feelings. A MUCH better comparison is a child deserving to have their father treat them with basic respect and parental pride in the child’s accomplishments. If a father would murder his child for not living up to his expectations, then that would make said father a MONSTER that deserves to be exterminated. Especially if said father should, by all intents, know better.

So let me ask you; why should any child stay with and love an abusive and absent father who might kill them on a whim? Love and hate go both ways, you know…

So yeah, I’m not seeing your “higher intelligence” anywhere, Vox.

James Rink/Veronica Bartolini #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@Spacewyrm #87583

While we’re confessing… I am in fact not a mere human either! But rather, I was put into and fused with the CryNet Nanosuit 2 by Weyland-Yutani for the purpose of fighting Necromorphs!

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…Yeah, the Nanosuit 2 from Crysis is one of my most favorite suits of Power armor in all of sci-fi.

Johnny Enlow #wingnut

You know, you’d think that if Almighty God really did anoint Trump as the “God-Emperor of Mankind”, and actually has “a massive contingency of angels” (you know, lesser divinities but divinities nonetheless) that serve to protect that status and its rightful holder, then how come Trump isn’t even the POTUS anymore, let alone the God-Emperor of Mankind?

If I was God (and I would somehow still choose Trump), I’d probably make my choice more clear to the populace, such as having a brilliant light shine on Trump alone, and having a friggin’ Seraphim come down alongside a choir, to declare it across the world by giving Trump a glowing halo-esque crown… A Crown that, upon wearing it, would rejuvinate Trump and give him an actual adonis like physique, immortality, and perhaps 4 pairs of brilliant angelic wings.
What I wouldn’t do, was declare my intentions only to a single random nutjob in a dream and expect him to sway everyone else by just saying “you have to believe me!!!!”.

Socrates #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Dude, I may be a conscientious objector (both out of pacifism and mild cowardice), but let me tell you if any Neo-nazi’s even try to start WW3 here in Europe, I’ll GLADLY get myself a shotgun and do my moral and civic duty and act towards them like I’m Doomguy in Hell. And I’ll enjoy shooting those ~~demons~~ Nazis faaaaaaar more than I should.

I’ll be friggin’ DAMNED if I let the Third Reich make its comeback here without a fight, after all my kinsmen did to fight those monsters off.

Humans Are Free #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick

Great Pyramid of Giza is located at the exact intersection of the LONGEST LINE OF LATITUDE and the LONGEST LINE OF LONGITUDE— in other words, at the exact center of ALL THE LANDMASS on planet Earth.

Uhm, thing is Egypt is located NORTH of the Equator, thus this “fact” doesn’t really work…

Also, pretty sure that’s not how spheres work either.

worshipmoment #fundie

Isn’t it funny? All these fundies who claim that “most christians are filthy posers who are in reality going to hell for not being christian enough”, always act certain that they themselves are the 0.01% that is guaranteed to go to heaven. Even if their description of “poser christians” exactly describes themselves too.

James Rink #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Steven Fishman #conspiracy #wingnut #quack #elitist

…For crying out loud! I was kidding when I compared the vaccines to Umbrella and the T-Virus in your kind’s inane conspiracies!

You can’t honestly believe that the COVID vaccines will genuinely turn people into literal zombies! …Can you?

Zena O'Brien #psycho #moonbat

@Volcheka1 #87161

I think JeanP means that leather and meat and such (things our ancestors certainly needed) can only be gotten from animals, not fellow humans, as opposed to sex.

Woodrow wilson Resurrected #pratt #racist

Did they invent a long-lived and intellectually coherent religion? Nope. Did they ever build a city? Nope. Did they even invent bricks? Nope, Did they till the land until somebody showed them? Nope. Did they domesticate an animal for their use? Nope. Did they invent a written language? Once, but it died an ignoble death surrounded by negro ignorance. Did they invent the wheel? Nope. Were they curious enough about what lay out across the sea to sail upon it? Nope.

…Did you?

Dave Grossman #psycho

If that’s "one of the nation’s top police trainers”, then it would explain a LOT about police brutality over there…

Primrose Brown #wingnut #racist

Primrose Brown: “I was never a racist! I just hate that filthy black people want basic rights! How hard is to get!?”

Monica Cole #fundie #conspiracy

Yet, for some reason, I think that a lot of those “True Christians” would love seeing Jesus exercise the second amendement and take up arms and mow down anyone they don’t like.

EDIT: Oh, wait, it’s One ~~Million~~ Mom(s). Never mind that, sweetie, shouldn’t you be getting your panties in a twist over the Lucifer Season 5B trailer instead? You know, where God tries (and fails) to be a better father to his son, Lucifer, after being called out by others?

Rick Wiles #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

@KZadBhat #86992

Well, having watched most of the RE movies and played most of the (superior) games I think I have a good enough idea to clarify it.

In the movies (which I was mostly referring to here), the final one finally reveals that Umbrella’s leadership planned to use the T-Virus to exterminate all of humanity except for their “chosen few”, who would then proceed to rebuild the world as it should be.

In the original games, it’s a bit more complicated, but Umbrella’s leadership were mad scientists and “evilutionary biologists” who wanted to use their engineered viruses to create a new breed of superhumans to replace modern humanity (and passing it off as “supersoldier programs” to gain government funding) and find a way to become immortal themselves. The Tyrants (named after the eponymous T-Virus) were their most succesful attempt, as most people instead turned into almost-useless zombies because of the T-virus. The outbreak in Raccoon city was completely unintentional and helped doom the company once they were found to be responsible.

…Okay, let’s assume for a moment that COVID is indeed a hoax designed purely by some grand illuminaty/freemason/templar/whatever conspiracy to murder as many people as possible through the “vaccines”. Then what? What could possibly be the point of murdering over 90% (rounding up the number of non-vaccinated people) of the human population? What would that even accomplish?

Thing is, most RL “conspiracies” and villains tend to, you know, want something sensible from their plans. Like money, or power. While I admit there are Jokers out there who “want to watch the world burn”, those are the MINORITY, and not nearly able to cook up such a scheme. Umbrella corp is not real, genius.

Rep. Mark Samsel (R-KS) #fundie #homophobia #wingnut #psycho #god-complex

GeneticTrashLoser #psycho #racist #sexist

copypasting this from another recent incel comment

I have to say, can we please stop posting incel post after incel post here? We get it, incels are the lowest of the lowest of the low; scum of the universe. And I’d love to throw them akl into a black hole. But their douchbaggery is getting incredibly repetitive and it’s no longer amusing (at least, to me). It’s just needlessly frustrating and depressing at this point.

Not to mention incels don’t deserve the attention. You don’t give such attention to the mold growing in your basement either, right?

turbocuckcel_7000 #sexist

…I’m not familiar with the site they’re talking about, but if Incels hate it it must be somewhat decent.

Regardless, I have to say, can we please stop posting incel post after incel post here? We get it, incels are the lowest of the lowest of the low; scum of the universe. And I’d love to throw them akl into a black hole. But their douchbaggery is getting incredibly repetitive and it’s no longer amusing (at least, to me). It’s just needlessly frustrating and depressing at this point.

Not to mention incels don’t deserve the attention. You don’t give such attention to the mold growing in your basement either, right?

soundlessdragon #fundie

@Creativerealms #86796

In my defense, I only call a fetus a parasite to piss off “pro-life” fundies. I probably think more of its life than fundies do of adults that are not themselves.

…Though, you have to admit, a fetus does fit a lot of the criteria for parasites (not that it actually is one!).

insert-cheesy-name-here #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

I seriously made too many posts about this sh*t again, if ya wanna sin, sin away and ride ya stripper pole down to hell. See how it will end yourself.

Well, if Hell is going to be filled with people like the shewhowalkswiththee, me, and my fellow FSTDT’ers, and Heaven is going to be filled with the various douchenozzles quoted here all the time, I gladly choose to go down there instead. “Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company” and all that.

Seriously, if Heaven and Hell are even remotely like how fundies act they are, which sane person even wants to go to heaven anymore!?

David Collins #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

two non-doctors, (Dawn Lester is an accountant and David Parker is an electrical engineer,)

…Aaaaaaaaaaaanddddddd why should we believe them on medical topics then?

While bacteria are alive, viruses are not.

…That’s actually true. Still doesn’t explain or prove everything else.