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Dr. C. Matthew McMahon #fundie

Christianity […] has all the answers everyone needs

Alrighty;
*Why is my email having problems?
*What’s the cure for cancer?
*What is the One Piece?
*What are the winning lottery numbers?
*When is the Bleach anime finally returning?

Justin Tyran Roberts #psycho #racist

…That’s it? Some random kids (I assume) shot at you with a slingshot, and thus you decide the logical & proportionate response is to shoot 5 random & innocent white people with a gun!? What the f*ck is wrong with you!?

I don’t care that you’re black or asian or native or whatever other minority, you’re honestly no better than the KKK. Racist f*ckwads like you both deserve each other.

Jason Riddle #wingnut #dunning-kruger

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…EPIC FACEPALM
You know, this would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad…
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@Malingspann
Hey, that’s uncalled for. At least the Riddler is a genius, if an insane one. This guy is just a moron.

Amy Carlson aka Mother God/Love Has Won #god-complex #psycho #fundie #conspiracy #magick

@JeanP #91128

Read most of it. It’s alright, I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight anyway. /s

But seriously though, that’s just messed up. Kinda karmic, but messed up.

@Malingspann #91085

Hah! Certainly a lot easier than hearing them all the time… Though as opposed to Bruce Almighty, I’d also put some sort of omniscient filtering algorithm on it. Put all “prayer mails” from extremists and fundies (amongst others) in spam automatically.

dominic #pratt #racist #sexist

@Anon-e-moose #91080

Racist Stormtrumpers can say what they want, I happen to think that Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama are much more attractive than Melania Trump. Both in appearance and personality.

…Not that I judge them based on their looks, mind you. I just hope people get my point.

…Seriously? A beautiful woman’s a beautiful woman to me (and most people), no matter her skin color and eye shape. I don’t get some people.

because asian girls are ugly af.

I don’t know what you’re using as a reference, but I happen to think some Japanese celebrities and models and such are much more gorgeous than some overrated western ones, but what do I know…

Amy Carlson aka Mother God/Love Has Won #god-complex #psycho #fundie #conspiracy #magick

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…Ooookaaaaayyyy. Question; if you really are the “Mother of God”/”Mother of Creation”, then how come you have died over 500 times? And why do you need to recover the earth if it’s supposedly yours to begin with? You don’t sound very godly to me…

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P.S.: You know, should I find myself waking up with godly powers one day, I actually wouldn’t advertise them at all like most of these god complex nutjobs do. Too much problems getting so much attention from needy people and lunatics. No, I’d probably keep living the same life as always, but under the radar and slightly more convenient for me. Maybe I’d occasinally grant boons to people who deserve it without them noticing anything, but I certainly wouldn’t want to upheave the status quo too much or get the center of attention.

ilieknothing #psycho #sexist #fundie

Assuming ER was buried like a human being, as opposed to being thrown out with the toxic waste or hurled into the sun (*), I’d like to know myself. Just so I can piss and dance on the shitstain’s grave, that is. Not just to disrespect ER, but also to annoy the incel collective.

(*)I’d suggest turning the douche into fertilizer or soylent green, but I don’t want to be responsible for any food poisoning that may likely cause.

Eclipse Energies of 2021 via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo

I feel sorry for Galaxygirl. Always being possessed by random mad demons who force her to write this batshit crazy drivel.

Robert Slovak #quack

…There’s a reason why experienced sailors, let alone actual doctors, would tell you NOT to drink seawater, even when stranded and dehydrated. Moron.

Ray Comfort #fundie

Bananaman, let me ask you something. Let’s assume for a moment that the universe IS in fact a “creation” that has a creator. Congrats! You’ve proved literally nothing at all yet, because, thing is, even if there’s a creator you still can’t prove who that creator is, smartass. You claim it’s YHWH, but for all we know it may be Thesis, Ptah, Lorkhan, the Supreme Kais, Azathot, Chakravartin, Eru Illuvatar, Brahma, Izanagi, Davoth, the Architect, Arceus, Polokus,… anything both imagined and unimagined really.

Ray Comfort #psycho #fundie

This is the first sign of infantile rebellion against parental authority

Well, duh. Children aren’t just mindless slaves to their parents; they are their own individuals with their own wants and opinions. That’s not evil, that’s just natural.

Perhaps it makes you flinch to use the word “monster” when referring to your beloved child.

Well, yes. That’s the normal reaction of a humane person after all. Not that you’d understand…

Your child isn’t good. He is like the rest of us. His heart is evil. Face the ugliness.

F*ck you, bananaman!

Christopher Newman #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger #pratt

God said each species would create of its own.

Ligers and other hybrid creatures are a thing (thus lions do NOT always create other lions). Ergo, your god fails biology forever.

Which is kinda ironic, since god supposedly invented biology…

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

FFS! People don’t hate Christians in general, Paul. We just hate whiny, entitled douchebags like you who use their Christianity as an excuse to bother and bully other people. In fact, by thinking dislike for you specifically means hatred for Christianity in general kinda makes you insult Christianity more than we ever could.

Also, what does this even have to do with video games?

Sherri Tenpenny #quack #crackpot #ableist

…So, what, I get a COVID vaccine shot and I gain the powers of Magneto? I don’t really see the downside there, tbh.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot #quack

…SIGH

And these are the kind of people in charge of, well, your security and health, my American friends. I really do feel sorry for you all.

Louie Gohmert (Q-Tx) #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut

"Is there anything that the National Forest Service, or BLM can do to change the course of the moon's orbit or the Earth's orbit around the sun?"

…Suuuuurrreeee. Just as soon as the FBI invents a cure for cancer, and NASA explores the center of the earth to find the hidden society of Elves…

Actually, what am I saying? Those things sound MUCH more realistic than what this moron said.

aNiceDemon #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick

@SpukiKitty #90360

Not going to get too involved in this, but I will say something. While I think you’re entitled to your “neopagan” (am I correct?) beliefs just as much as others are entitled to atheism and christianity and such, I don’t see much wrong with quoting this either. Even just for the fact that it’s nice to have something more lighthearted to laugh at (no offense) than most of the incel and racist quotes we often see.

Plus, come on, the OP claims to be a servant of Cthulhu. ‘Nuff said.

DasNarwhalBacons #crackpot

F*ck you! Either you’re rape apologist, or you’re just incredibly stupid. I’m not entirely sure which is worse…

Q #crackpot #dunning-kruger #racist

Yes, I like anime & manga. Yes, Japanese culture is not perfect by any means(*). Yes, I’m uncomfortable with Lolicons. And yes, you are still a racist piece of crap.

(*)But don’t you dare act like the USA or China has the moral high ground. Especially these days.

Matt Powell #fundie #pratt

Terpsichore Maras-Lindeman #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #mammon

Normally I’d despise scammers like this. But anyone who empties the pockets of the StormTrumpers gets a pass in my book.

PurestEvil #crackpot #wingnut #homophobia

Love = degeneracy
Hate = anti-degeneracy

…Oooookaaaaayyyyy. If you insist that homosexuality & welfare and such are virtues while homophobia and anti-welfare are vices, then by all means, I agree. Hey, you said it, not me.

Besides, isn’t God the embodiment of Love according to some christians? Joke’s on you then, dumbass.

Elijah Schaffer #wingnut

Women, LGBTQ, and black people are treated the best in our country

Yes, IN A WORLD where…

…Trump is black instead of Orange.

…Jesus had a ~~harem~~ group of female disciples rather than male ones.

…Isreal and Palestina peacefully coexist.

…Putin is gay himself.

…North Korea is the democratic republic while South Korea is the opressive regime.

…European Comics are what weebs obsess about rather than Japanese manga.

…Asterix is the big, jolly dumb one while Obelix is the short, snarky, smart one.

Need I go on?

Also, ZappaSaid88, your comment is awesome.

Excellent-Grass6180 #wingnut

Funny, I could say the same thing about the USA. Yes, the USA is a genuine superpower (for now), but I have a feeling it’s not nearly “the center of the world” as some ‘mericans think it is… Russia and China, for all their own faults, say hi.

Seriously, some of your more republican states are genuinely seen as “bananarepublics” by foreigners because of how inane their local governments are.

Zico Zimpo #racist

…Pretty sure none of that describes ancient Egypt in any proper way.

Angelica Zambrano #fundie #psycho

Got Questions #fundie

…If there’s even a chance that God sends dead babies and fetuses to Hell directly because they “didn’t have the chance to repent yet”, then that only means that god is irredeemably evil and shouldn’t be worshiped at all!

The Final Wakeup Call #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger

no scientist has been able to locate this virus.

…What does that even mean? No seriously, do you mean that since it’s too small to see with the naked eye, it cannot exist? ’Cause that’s unbelievably stupid!

Roosh V #fundie #dunning-kruger

The Theory Of Evolution Is Incompatible With Christianity

So, in other words, reality is incompatible with Christianity? Alright then, glad to know sane people should not pick Christianity to follow!

Jacob Harrison #psycho #fundie

Someone should write a “Tragedy of Darth Unknown the Dumb” in return… Perhaps with him being sent to Gre’thor because he didn’t die in honorable combat…

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…Dafuq?!!!!

What the F*CK is wrong with you!? Writing torture porn fics about random people who haven’t even done anything to you!

Also, what infinite mercy? Sending good people who were the victims of murder to hell for an eternity is not “mercy” by any definition…

Jake Sargeras #ableist

I’m autistic, and let me tell you Jake, YOU are the only selfish one here. I’d still rather be autistic than have a chance of dying from a horrible, easily prevented disease. Hell, I’d rather be autistic instead of neurotypical even WITHOUT that risk, knowing how more douchy and irrational neurotypical people are on average…

EDIT: I read some of the comment thread. No matter how many times people talk him out on his behavior, he keeps being a douche who would rather have a dead child than an autistic one. And then he dares to call everyone else selfish and self-centered…

James Rink #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

So, in this dream I see Stargate, Doom, & Resident Evil thrown together… Eh, when it comes to dreams, seems pretty tame to me. James, you don’t have to boast so much about it, your subconscious is not that special. Though Kudo’s for remembering so well. Lately I tend to forget most of my dreams in the minutes after waking up.

Michele Bachmann #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Donald J. Trump has been put in a memory hole, Make America Great Again has been put in a memory hole.

For f*cks sake, NO!! “Those who do not learn from history doom those who do to repeat it!” We should never forget how creepily close the USA came to being a fascist totalitarian state under “God Emperor Trump”!!!

Joshua from Vega via Galaxygirl #crackpot #ufo #magick

Pffffttt, your dreaded, incomprehensible alien name is “Joshua”!? Looks like the "Tom the Dark Lord” trope is in effect here… Couldn’t you have picked something like the “Name That Unfolds Like Lotus Blossom” trope? Take “Shadow of Sundered Star” or “Splendid Dust of Ancient Suns” (kudo’s for whoever gets the obscure reference) for example. But noooo, you just had to be the inhuman starseed “Josh”.

farstar #quack #pratt

No one in human history has ever gotten ill from a virus.

…Dafuq? What do you think viruses tend to do then? Make you super strong?

Kenan #fundie

If you are wearing a mask you are not a Christian

Quick! Where is my covid mask? I don’t really need it right now, but I have to make a statement by wearing it!

Jillian Becker #sexist #wingnut

David #fundie #pratt

Yet another moron who can be summed up as “I’m too dumb to understand X, therefore X cannot be real”.

Look, dumbass, I can’t understand how you are so stupid, but I still acknowledge you’re real…

Governor Greg Abbott #fundie #psycho #sexist #wingnut

…F*ck this republican douche. He clearly does not care about “unborn babies”, all he truly cares about is being a misogynistic control freak. If anyone really did care about the “unborn babies”, then they wouldn’t obsess about making abortions illegal. Rather, they would focus on funding sex education and contraceptives to prevent the need for abortions, make sure people who actually want a child can adopt it easier, and crack down on rapists and such much harder. But noooo, those things cost time, money, and effort, and actually imply they genuinely care about their fellow, born humans!

He sickens me beyond belief and I hope more and more that the republican party will soon either fracture beyond repair, or be rebuild from the ground up by people with actual convictions and integrity.

I swear, nutsacks like this douche make me genuinely ashamed to be a male anymore.

Aubrey Huff #conspiracy #fundie

DO. NOT. BE. DECEIVED.

Reading ya loud and clear! Do not listen to morons who think aliens are demons.

Even the Devaronians (SW) aren’t anymore demons than humans are, nor are the Maykrs (Doom).

…But seriously, don’t extradimensional beings count as aliens (life not from earth) as well? So, by that definiton, aren’t both angels and demons technically aliens? And why am I even thinking about this when I could just romance Liara or Tali or Garrus in the ME: Legendary Edition?

Aubrey Huff #conspiracy #fundie

Leaving all the easily manipulated behind. Seek God before it’s too late.

Soooo, it’s the fundies that will remain on earth while the rest of us will be transported to our new home?

…Damn, on one hand I don’t want to lower myself to fundie level, but on the other hand I like it here, so maybe I do need to go look for that mysterious god thing before I’m sent off. Hmmmm, can we perhaps choose which world we’re Isekai’d to then? And which skills and level we’ll get?

The Galactic Federation via Aurora Ray #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut

We are sending powerful photon gamma light rays into the cells of your being through the central sun.

…But, Gamma Rays are confirmed to draw power directly from the One Below All! The Anti-God who wants to use Gamma Mutates to cause misery and death everywhere! And you are exposing us to them!

The Galactic Federation is a bunch of evil worshippers! Don’t heed their advice!

EDIT: The Immortal Hulk storyline. You’re welcome.

Muhammad fareed #racist #psycho

World would have been a better place if none of them had survived the #WW2

#DeathToNazis

There, fixed it for ya.

Major-Link #kinkshaming

Hive Mind Games #conspiracy #crackpot #ufo

You know, you’d think that if hyperadvanced aliens that can travel between solar systems and blot out the light from a star wanted to conquer primitive apes like us, they’d just blast us from orbit rather than troll us with religious nuts and infiltrators…

No seriously, I never understand why lenghty ground battles of attrition are so common in sci-fi when most of the time you can just bombard the enemy planet from orbit. Not only would it do incomparable damage short of throwing a death star at us, but its also completely safe for the attackers, who would likely take 0 casualties from it. It’s the only way to be sure, after all…

Daryl/James Rink #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo

then was forced to swat bugs on Mars.

Please… In Soviet Klendathu, Bugs swat YOU!

So, in other words, I’ll be much more impressed if he comes out of that alive.

Mistress-Blood #wingnut

Except that a fetus IS NOT a "small human”. It’s completely unrecognizable as a human being until very late in its life and isn’t even conscious yet. Seriously! How hard is that to get!?

Do these morons genuinely think a fetus is like a Liliputtian in biology and psychology from the beginning, who just grows from cell-sized to human sized in those nine months?

And while I’m making that Gulliver comparison anyway, I’d say an adult Liliputtian is still more an equal to an adult Brobdignagian than a mere fetus is to an adult human. Which is more what Seuss was really trying to say, ya whiny bint!

P.S.: Also, ironic that you call Seuss a “whiny little bitch” when you just used his quote that a small life is still equal to a large life.