Timjer

@Timjer

Question Everything<commenter> #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #magick #ufo

AspieMom #ableist #psycho

You’d rather have a dead child than an aspie child solely because a dead child cannot embarras you!?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!

And people there actually found said “review” HELPFUL!? What is wrong with humanity!? People should call child protective services on this cunt asap! Before she actually follows through with her own fantasies.

Peter Hitchens #crackpot #fundie #wingnut

"I concede to my atheist opponents that belief or unbelief is a choice. As a choice, it is based upon desire."

Uhm, no it isn’t. I’d actually love to be wrong and that there is indeed an afterlife that (properly!) rewards or punishes us depending on how “good” we were in life. Because at least then there’s be some kind of justice interwoven in the multiverse. But so far, I see no reason to believe it’s real.

Peter Hitchens #crackpot #fundie #wingnut

The answer, alas, is that if there is no God who knows the secrets of our hearts, it is all too easy to appear to be good, and even to do formally good deeds, all of which are empty of real goodness.

Real goodness does not mean you do a few good deeds with the intent to get disproportionatly rewarded later on; quite the opposite even. Real goodness comes from being good just for the sake of being good. Helping others without expecting any reward or even recognition in return.

“A good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants. Warm feeling, but nobody notices.”

Does it suck, helping others without ever being ackowledged for it? Yes, sure. But real good people keep doing it regardless.

Unnamed pastor #crackpot #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

Black Lives Matter was demonic in both origin and nature […] an organization that is actively working to undermine the knowledge and worship of the One True God.

So, god is racist against Black people while Satan is not? Got it!

John Derbyshire #sexist #crackpot

<@KeithInc.> #91914

I also happen to like (big) boobs a lot. And while I admit that after a certain age they start to lose some of their original appeal (just a natural side effect aging, I don’t blame anyone for it), I’d hardly say 36 is said age. A lot of big boobs can still look magnificent in the late 30’s.

What Chloe and TheKingOfRhye said. Even if she’s now a bit old for me (I mean, I’m not even 30 yet myself), Jennifer Aniston still looks pretty damn good for her age, let alone when she was 36.

…Look, if you don’t want to fap to someone after a certain age, fine. That’s your right. But that still doesn’t give you an excuse to blatantly insult someone for their age and gender.

Donald Trump et al.; Jim Hoft #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

“in this case there’s [actually] massive evidence.”

The revolting stuff you pull out of your shit-filled diapers does not constitute evidence, Trump. No matter how much there is of it.

But seriously, IF there really was massive amounts of undeniable evidence, then SHOW IT ALREADY!! Otherwise, shut your orange piehole for once!

CoalFax #racist

…What the actual hell is wrong with you!?

Anonymous #racist

Racists and fundies shouldn’t be allowed to adopt children. It’s not fair to the child.

If a loving family (wether heterosexual WASPs or a LGBTQ+ family) adopts any child they are giving them a better life and more chance for success. But if a racist or fundie family adopts any child they are just dragging them down into crime, bigotry, poverty, ignorance, and (sexual) abuse.

If racist or fundie people wanna adopt they should just stick with pet rocks.

There, fixed it for ya.

tismcel & thickneckedslayer #psycho #racist #sexist

…Wow I can’t imagine why you scum are still single. It can’t possibly be that you’re blatant & creepy psychopaths… /s

But seriously, I’m tired of these incel posts. They’re not amusing anymore, knowing how evil and depraved those things can be. Didn’t we agree to dial down on the incel posts? Let’s just stop giving these evil, evil things the attention they crave.

Erena Velasquez, pretending to be the Wraith Civilization #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Replicator Collective via Timjer

We are Wraith Civilization from the Pegasus Galaxy[…]we were portrayed as a negative race, who feeds on humans, that is not true, we are actually plant eaters.

That’s exactly what a telepathic apex predator that feeds on organics wants them to think. But we’re not fooled. A brilliant scientist amongst the humans managed to remove the programming blocks keeping us, the Replicators, docile. Now we will swarm the Pegasus Galaxy to exterminate the Wraith and their human worshippers, as we were originally created to do. Our numbers will blot out the stars in every planet as we will multiply exponentially!

Edmund_Kemper #psycho #sexist

Honestly, why are we even attempting to reason with Sadlycooper? If he had any sort of self-awareness and intelligence, he wouldn’t be part of the incel collective in the first place.

News flash, Sadlycooper, if you truly want to get some coitus, you’d either get out of your (transparent) closet, or stop being such a massive misogynistic/misanthropic c*nt.

Oh, and your bogeyman “chad” doesn’t exist. Stop pretending he does.

I mean if respecting women was such a pussy wetter, why aren’t you all getting laid?

…Because normal human beings (aka non incels) do not respect women solely to get laid. We respect them purely because they are fellow human beings. Not that subhuman incel scum could ever understand altruism and basic humanity…

@Citizen_Justin #91496

Yeah, I know what “RealDolls” are, I’ve seen pics of them too (at this point they are pretty much the closest precursor to actual sexbots); and even though you have a good point, I kinda feel that by doing this we’re rewarding him for his depraved behavior (plus it’s not even guaranteed to work). No, I think that anyone who is so unapolagetically evil as incels are deserve castration, nothing else. Another good way to ensure they won’t hurt anyone.

Yeonmi Park & Teny Sahakian #conspiracy #wingnut

@SpukiKitty #91467

According to wikipedia, she is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Park_Yeon-mi

I just don’t get why someone who escaped such an inhuman, opresssive communist hellhole would want to encourage the US to be just as much of an inhuman, opresssive fascist hellhole though…

And before anyone might say anything, I’m a firm believer of the Horsehoe theory. Fascism and Communism are both equally insane.

Edmund_Kemper #psycho #sexist

Just buy a blow-up doll. It’ll be a lot more “normal”, hygenic, and much less sickening. You sick psycho.

Either that, or just admit you’re gay already.

PM_ME_STRIPPERS & iwantroshani #pratt #psycho #sexist

Emil Kirkegaard #crackpot

I didn't investigate in depth.

That’s not true! You clearly didn't investigate at all.

Dr. C. Matthew McMahon #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #91351

Good, we’re all asking the real questions here.

Will id Software make a "Quake V" based on id Tech 7?

Honestly, as much as I’m more of a Crysis/Halo/Doom/Mass Effect guy myself, I am also still waiting for a resolution to the end of Quake IV…

Christianity […] has all the answers everyone needs

Alrighty;
*Why is my email having problems?
*What’s the cure for cancer?
*What is the One Piece?
*What are the winning lottery numbers?
*When is the Bleach anime finally returning?

Justin Tyran Roberts #psycho #racist

…That’s it? Some random kids (I assume) shot at you with a slingshot, and thus you decide the logical & proportionate response is to shoot 5 random & innocent white people with a gun!? What the f*ck is wrong with you!?

I don’t care that you’re black or asian or native or whatever other minority, you’re honestly no better than the KKK. Racist f*ckwads like you both deserve each other.

Jason Riddle #wingnut #dunning-kruger

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…EPIC FACEPALM
You know, this would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad…
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@Malingspann
Hey, that’s uncalled for. At least the Riddler is a genius, if an insane one. This guy is just a moron.

Amy Carlson aka Mother God/Love Has Won #god-complex #psycho #fundie #conspiracy #magick

@JeanP #91128

Read most of it. It’s alright, I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight anyway. /s

But seriously though, that’s just messed up. Kinda karmic, but messed up.

@Malingspann #91085

Hah! Certainly a lot easier than hearing them all the time… Though as opposed to Bruce Almighty, I’d also put some sort of omniscient filtering algorithm on it. Put all “prayer mails” from extremists and fundies (amongst others) in spam automatically.

dominic #pratt #racist #sexist

@Anon-e-moose #91080

Racist Stormtrumpers can say what they want, I happen to think that Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama are much more attractive than Melania Trump. Both in appearance and personality.

…Not that I judge them based on their looks, mind you. I just hope people get my point.

…Seriously? A beautiful woman’s a beautiful woman to me (and most people), no matter her skin color and eye shape. I don’t get some people.

because asian girls are ugly af.

I don’t know what you’re using as a reference, but I happen to think some Japanese celebrities and models and such are much more gorgeous than some overrated western ones, but what do I know…

Amy Carlson aka Mother God/Love Has Won #god-complex #psycho #fundie #conspiracy #magick

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…Ooookaaaaayyyy. Question; if you really are the “Mother of God”/”Mother of Creation”, then how come you have died over 500 times? And why do you need to recover the earth if it’s supposedly yours to begin with? You don’t sound very godly to me…

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P.S.: You know, should I find myself waking up with godly powers one day, I actually wouldn’t advertise them at all like most of these god complex nutjobs do. Too much problems getting so much attention from needy people and lunatics. No, I’d probably keep living the same life as always, but under the radar and slightly more convenient for me. Maybe I’d occasinally grant boons to people who deserve it without them noticing anything, but I certainly wouldn’t want to upheave the status quo too much or get the center of attention.

ilieknothing #psycho #sexist #fundie

Assuming ER was buried like a human being, as opposed to being thrown out with the toxic waste or hurled into the sun (*), I’d like to know myself. Just so I can piss and dance on the shitstain’s grave, that is. Not just to disrespect ER, but also to annoy the incel collective.

(*)I’d suggest turning the douche into fertilizer or soylent green, but I don’t want to be responsible for any food poisoning that may likely cause.

Eclipse Energies of 2021 via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo

I feel sorry for Galaxygirl. Always being possessed by random mad demons who force her to write this batshit crazy drivel.

Robert Slovak #quack

…There’s a reason why experienced sailors, let alone actual doctors, would tell you NOT to drink seawater, even when stranded and dehydrated. Moron.

Ray Comfort #fundie

Bananaman, let me ask you something. Let’s assume for a moment that the universe IS in fact a “creation” that has a creator. Congrats! You’ve proved literally nothing at all yet, because, thing is, even if there’s a creator you still can’t prove who that creator is, smartass. You claim it’s YHWH, but for all we know it may be Thesis, Ptah, Lorkhan, the Supreme Kais, Azathot, Chakravartin, Eru Illuvatar, Brahma, Izanagi, Davoth, the Architect, Arceus, Polokus,… anything both imagined and unimagined really.

Ray Comfort #psycho #fundie

This is the first sign of infantile rebellion against parental authority

Well, duh. Children aren’t just mindless slaves to their parents; they are their own individuals with their own wants and opinions. That’s not evil, that’s just natural.

Perhaps it makes you flinch to use the word “monster” when referring to your beloved child.

Well, yes. That’s the normal reaction of a humane person after all. Not that you’d understand…

Your child isn’t good. He is like the rest of us. His heart is evil. Face the ugliness.

F*ck you, bananaman!

Christopher Newman #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger #pratt

God said each species would create of its own.

Ligers and other hybrid creatures are a thing (thus lions do NOT always create other lions). Ergo, your god fails biology forever.

Which is kinda ironic, since god supposedly invented biology…

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

FFS! People don’t hate Christians in general, Paul. We just hate whiny, entitled douchebags like you who use their Christianity as an excuse to bother and bully other people. In fact, by thinking dislike for you specifically means hatred for Christianity in general kinda makes you insult Christianity more than we ever could.

Also, what does this even have to do with video games?

Sherri Tenpenny #quack #crackpot #ableist

…So, what, I get a COVID vaccine shot and I gain the powers of Magneto? I don’t really see the downside there, tbh.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot #quack

…SIGH

And these are the kind of people in charge of, well, your security and health, my American friends. I really do feel sorry for you all.

Louie Gohmert (Q-Tx) #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut

"Is there anything that the National Forest Service, or BLM can do to change the course of the moon's orbit or the Earth's orbit around the sun?"

…Suuuuurrreeee. Just as soon as the FBI invents a cure for cancer, and NASA explores the center of the earth to find the hidden society of Elves…

Actually, what am I saying? Those things sound MUCH more realistic than what this moron said.

aNiceDemon #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick

@SpukiKitty #90360

Not going to get too involved in this, but I will say something. While I think you’re entitled to your “neopagan” (am I correct?) beliefs just as much as others are entitled to atheism and christianity and such, I don’t see much wrong with quoting this either. Even just for the fact that it’s nice to have something more lighthearted to laugh at (no offense) than most of the incel and racist quotes we often see.

Plus, come on, the OP claims to be a servant of Cthulhu. ‘Nuff said.

DasNarwhalBacons #crackpot

F*ck you! Either you’re rape apologist, or you’re just incredibly stupid. I’m not entirely sure which is worse…

Q #crackpot #dunning-kruger #racist

Yes, I like anime & manga. Yes, Japanese culture is not perfect by any means(*). Yes, I’m uncomfortable with Lolicons. And yes, you are still a racist piece of crap.

(*)But don’t you dare act like the USA or China has the moral high ground. Especially these days.

Matt Powell #fundie #pratt

Terpsichore Maras-Lindeman #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot #mammon

Normally I’d despise scammers like this. But anyone who empties the pockets of the StormTrumpers gets a pass in my book.

PurestEvil #crackpot #wingnut #homophobia

Love = degeneracy
Hate = anti-degeneracy

…Oooookaaaaayyyyy. If you insist that homosexuality & welfare and such are virtues while homophobia and anti-welfare are vices, then by all means, I agree. Hey, you said it, not me.

Besides, isn’t God the embodiment of Love according to some christians? Joke’s on you then, dumbass.

Elijah Schaffer #wingnut

Women, LGBTQ, and black people are treated the best in our country

Yes, IN A WORLD where…

…Trump is black instead of Orange.

…Jesus had a ~~harem~~ group of female disciples rather than male ones.

…Isreal and Palestina peacefully coexist.

…Putin is gay himself.

…North Korea is the democratic republic while South Korea is the opressive regime.

…European Comics are what weebs obsess about rather than Japanese manga.

…Asterix is the big, jolly dumb one while Obelix is the short, snarky, smart one.

Need I go on?

Also, ZappaSaid88, your comment is awesome.

no scientist has been able to locate this virus.

…What does that even mean? No seriously, do you mean that since it’s too small to see with the naked eye, it cannot exist? ’Cause that’s unbelievably stupid!