checkmate

@checkmate

J.D. Vance & friends #crackpot #wingnut

Ok, but only “legitimate” children and no children born of incest. That should pretty much wipe out the Republican children’s voter base in the Deep South.

Lavern Spicer #conspiracy #quack

Yup. because Republicans wear Jesus on their sleeve while Democrats do what he said.

Lavern Spicer #dunning-kruger #transphobia

Huh? Of course there are. In the Hebrew and in the Greek.

Monica Cole #fundie #conspiracy #transphobia

Admirable_Elk_965 #dunning-kruger #moonbat #psycho #sexist

Seraphim Collective via Galaxygirl #crackpot #ufo #fundie #magick #conspiracy

Vijay Prozak #crackpot #elitist #wingnut

The Middle Ages do get a bad rap, but not for the reasons the OP mentions. It would be a long post which I don’t have time for, but in 1200 years, people will think we were pretty primitive too.

IzrealZeus #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Robert Kelly #dunning-kruger #racist

Theo Tsourdalakis #fundie #pratt

Pastor Greg Locke #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Stephen Thomas Blume #fundie #pratt

Did Australopithecus Africanus have a face like a bonobo?

Not like a bonobo, but a lot like Bono. In fact, Bono is much like Australopithecus Africanus, in more ways in one. They even wore those god awful glasses that make him look like a fucking fool:

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Revisionist Historians for World Peace #conspiracy #wingnut #racist

If the people who are going to do the GREAT RESET already own and run everything, why on earth do they want to reset things? Never fix a working system.

their Black Babylonian bloodline goes back to the Hebrews of ancient lore

In the same way that Russian bloodlines go back to the Spanish of ancient lore? And the Chinese brought forth the Arabs?

Having seen the movie Alien, I can imagine a few more dramatic ways of having had Jesus die. And as for the resurrection, I would have had him ride down a golden escalator in New York city and announce his majesty. Oh wait, he did.

Gabriel Erb #fundie

Isn’t it ironic that DNA is now the main evidence used to convict or exonerate someone.

No, it’s totally pathetic.

If god really existed and cared about humanity, he’d step in with divine intervention and make sure no innocent person was ever found guilty and that only the guilty were convicted. But no, of course not.

Spirit of America - Rising LLC #wingnut #conspiracy

… only after the Titanic safely arrives in New York on its maiden voyage.

Tatsuya Ishida #transphobia #wingnut #conspiracy

Rumor has it one person actually found that funny. But this has not been confirmed. Witnesses say he wasn’t laughing and was only choking on his “Trump won” corn dog.

Rob Schmitt #crackpot #wingnut

Eating processed food packaged in plastic goes against nature too, but I’ll bet Schmitt just loves his Velveeta “cheese”.

Oh, and let’s just sit and wait until his little daughter contracts polio because she wasn’t vaccinated. I wonder what he’ll say then.

2028 END (Gabriel Erb) #fundie

Henry Makow, PhD #wingnut #racist #dunning-kruger #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

all whites males are crazed mass killers

Yup.

Yukon Jack #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #fundie

God is a super computer who generated a fake universe to torture us.

Right!

But the big problem is that God runs on DOS 3.1 and can’t multitask. But he does boot quickly.

Shakiaseabrook22 #sexist #kinkshaming #fundie #mammon

Jesus #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot

Pope Leo X

There never has been a pope. The existence of the pope (bogus!) is a huge conspiracy by the Jews to enslave the gentiles.

C.T. #racist #psycho #conspiracy

1) If "the white race” is doomed, then too bad. The dodo bird is gone too.

2) The United States doesn't have to be destroyed because it is currently destroying itself and it’s mainly whites who are doing it.

3) There are plenty of whites elsewhere on the planet. Once it’s gone, the US as such won’t really be missed.

4) If "the white race” is in fact going to be destroyed, could you leave Zooey Deschanel untouched? She’s hot.

Michael Love and the Pleiadians #crackpot #ufo #magick

THE PLEIADIANS CAME DOWN FROM FIFTH- DIMENSIONAL STAR SYSTEMS

Nope, 6th dimensional. Get your dimenions right. If you can’t get your dimensions right, your story sounds slightly unbelievable.

ALL PLEIADIAN TEMPLES, SMALL AND LARGE IN THOSE ANCIENT DAYS HAD PIPE ORGANS

Oh, how many registers? How many manuals? Mechanical, pneumatic, or electric keyboard action? Which tuning?

Ben Garrison #wingnut

The difference being that whacko Trump-Quixote doesn’t have a sane Sancho Panza to clean up his shit after him.

John Michael Greer #magick

his etheric body is expecting a jolt of life force from a partner’s etheric body

Yes, how true. I’m sure that is exactly what is going through a straight young man’s mind when he masturbates.

Tesla Steinmetz #dunning-kruger #racist

Right!

Because armchair experts always know much more than Einstein did.

John Lewis #fundie #ufo #magick #crackpot

“Oh waiter, can I please a side order of nonsense with my bullshit?”

Eric Dubay #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Careful Eric, liars go to hell, not heaven.

Socrates #crackpot #sexist #wingnut

Actually, no one should be in a university today, male or female!

Right!

And please repeat that the next time you have to go to see a doctor. Maybe you’ll just trust the guy who watched the most Youtube videos about hand-healing.

Jonathan W. Tooker #crackpot #fundie

Time travel: I’d take a video camera, go back to AD 33, sit down on the evening of the Pascha feast in Jerusalem in front of a certain grave, and film two bored Roman soldiers all night while absolutely nothing happens. Then two women will come in the morning and start a ruckus, but I’ll have the video showing two Roman soldiers who may or may not have fallen asleep, but nothing else.

Then I’d come back to the present, put it on YouTube, and get 10x as many views as Gangnam Style, along with lots of death threats from peace and truth loving Christians.

Ronald Small #fundie #crackpot #pratt

REPENT YOU HEATHEN!

Repenting is a part of lordship salvation. Believing in lordship salvation is worse than believing in evolution. Just listen to David J. Stewart. You are hellbound. Buy a real Bible (= KJV)!

Leisa Miller #mammon #dunning-kruger

I groan every time a Boomer rants about “entitled Millennials these days.”

Don’t worry, your generation will be saying the same thing about the next genereation. You’ll get your chance to be the “square” establishment.

David J. Stewart #fundie #wingnut

John MacArthur is A Liberal

Since I couldn’t give a flying fuck about the various religious nutjobs and wouldn’t even spend the time on the toilet thinking about them, I had to google John MacArthur. All I can say is, if he’s a liberal, then I could be a reincarnation of Lancelot and the Virgin Mary all in one.

Buck Master, former Business & Estate Management at Pro Se Litigation #fundie

those who believe in fairy tales and superheroes

Show me one person who actually believes that Superman exists in reality.

Socrates #crackpot #elitist #racist #wingnut

even retards and communists and 400-pound fat women

Ok, let me guess: the author sees himself as one of the elite with very special rights.

Hmm, the website says:

Send letters, packages, review copies and donations to: A. Linder, POB 101, Kirksville MO 63501

Ahh, Kirksville Missouri. So this clown presumably lives in a tiny pisspot town in the middle of nowhere. Why should he think he himself has any rights? The only rights he has is the right to have coast to coast airlines flying overhead drop the crap from their toilets on his head. Citizens of Dumbfuckistan don’t have any rights. Doesn’t he know that? I mean, isn’t “retards and … 400-pound fat women” basically a description of Missouri? Look, Chinese and Korean elementary school kids tutor college students in Missouri in simple algebra.

(Ok, before I get letters sent to me, no I’m not being serious, well, not totally serious. Just turning things around to show how the OP’s logic can go against him.)

ETA: and here he is:

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More on Alex Linder: https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/individual/alex-linder

Installgentoo #crackpot #pratt

If this guy could compose at least one English sentence at a fourth grade level of education, that would certainly grant his arguments slightly more credibility. It would still all be absolute nonsense, but more coherent nonsense.

Horrifying Houseguest #quack

A cancerous tumor is basically a bag the human body creates to collect toxins that are contaminating the bloodstream.

Well then, since I love humanity, I sincerely hope you get cancer so you’ll be cleansed. At best many types of cancer. Then you’ll be clean as a whistle. No toxins.

Liberty Hangout #dunning-kruger #fundie #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #92296

You know where that whole church-state separation thing comes from, right?
Catholics were upset that their kids were being taught a Baptist prayer in school.

Uhh, no. Study a little American and European history. Concentrate on the Enlightenment.

Aryan Christian #elitist #racist #wingnut

our countries

“Our” countries? Who exactly are “we”?

Liberty Hangout #dunning-kruger #fundie #wingnut

Right!

And the Amish are a perfect example of this. Not much “government”, but micro-management of every single aspect of daily life one can possibly think of. Wanna get “shunned” and ex-communicated? Well, then tie your bonnet with an ever so slightly incorrect bow. Now, that’s what I call applied libertarianism.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot

I think it’s a fair question to wonder if we can expect to see the return of Christian persecution.

No. No Christians will be persecuted. Only Baptists.

PurestEvil #racist #dunning-kruger

the real racial difference will slap you in the face

I wonder if this bigot is aware that Asians regularly score and perform much higher that whitey whites? Any chance he’ll say “oh well, then please let me take a few steps back and leave the playing field to the superior master race with the slitty eyes”?

Hardly.

AspieMom #ableist #psycho

She refuses to participate in any sort of therapy.

And you? What hope is there of you being cured from being a self-centered asshole?

Varg Vikernes #crackpot #elitist #racist #wingnut

let all posterity know

Never heard of him and if by “all posterity” he means the two people who might give a shit, well, they don’t.