Donald Trump is like King David
Kamala Harris is like Queen Jezebel
Easy decision for EVERY Bible believing American Christian
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…How so? No, really, without ANY examples to compare them with it seems like you’re just saying completely random crap.
If anyone could be compared here, it’s Trump and the biblical Golden Orange Calf, considering how many supposed “Bible believing American Christians” seem to literally worship Donald Trump as the second Messiah. Which is already blasphemous enough even if Trump wasn’t the total antithesis of Jesus’s preachings.
Also, isn’t Donald Trump a bit… “large” to be David here? Seems more like he’s Goliath about to be taken out by Kamala’s Davina or something…
Kamala Harris is like Esther.
It’ll be like Purim when she delivers us from Don Old.
There will be feasting and gladness indeed.
“Donald Trump is like King David”
“Kamala Harris is like Queen Jezebel”
“Easy decision for EVERY Bible believing American Christian”
Donald Trump is more like the manager in that one allegory Jesu about the manager who is forgiven for squandering a truly absurd amount of money, but sells his own debtor into slavery for a petty debt.
@Timjer #203465
Trump and David are notorious womanisers, and I would not put “sending your mistress’s husband on a suicide mission so you can have her all for yourself” above the former.
Jezebel and Harris are women who actively involve themselves in politics and therefore the most evil in every way tyrants imaginable.
…I think that’s it.
Donald Trump is like a teddy bear with a missing eye doing roadwork in downtown Patna, India
Neither makes sense, so it's about on par with what you said.
Well I guess if you REALLY stretch the logic Cheeto Stubs can be like David in that he’s an adulterer and everything anyone has ever claimed to be his “wisdom” was borrowed from another source while he substitutes mass sacrifice of others for personal effort and claims the bounty. Though really the Biblical figure he most resembles would be the Antichrist or the rider of the white horse during the Apocalypse. Do NOT grant him the fucking crown he seeks.
The only semi-logical connection between Kamala Harris and the Biblical Jezebel would be the inexplicable sexual fixation of those who curse her name which says quite a bit more about them than her, especially when Queen Jezebel of Israel is known for using her position - even overstepping her husband’s authority - to allow worship of a rival God and having people executed for petty reasons rather than any sexual escapades and in fact she was *THREATENED* with rape and the murder of her children by Christians for refusing to repent for leading others into idolatry. (Which the inconsistent and archaic language of the Bible sometimes referred to as fornication and the changing of language over the years might be one possible source of the confusion like so many biblical turns of phrase, though my money is still on the standard Women = Lust Object reasoning of sleazy hypocritical dirtbags that fancy themselves moral pillars because they make others responsible for their morals.)
If you knew your Bible, rather than only referring to it to promote evil people and demonize the rest... Or if you knew Trump, you'd be less likely to divinize the wicked. This suggests that you've been alienated. Or a troll.
Also, David is mythological. Trump can really mess up many lives including yours, if you let the criminal do it with impunity. His history also shows him to be a threat to national security.
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