imageTRUMP IS BATMAN

Cartoon published 09/3/2025

Let’s break down this hilarious hall of infamy, shall we? Included are:

Gavin Newsom as the Joker. He’s cackling maniacally with green hair that’s probably eco-friendly and sustainably sourced from California’s wildfire ashes. His jazzy hands wave uncontrollably.

“HA HA HA,” he laughs, plotting chaos like banning gas stoves while his state deals with rolling blackouts. Newsom’s Joker is the ultimate prankster—he promises utopia, but drains wallets faster than the Palisade’s reservoir during fire season.

Jerry Nadler as the Penguin. With umbrella in hand, he’s quacking about “quack” policies. The cartoon nails his waddling villainy, but here’s the real twist: Nadler is not running for re-election! Is he retiring to a life of fishy deals in the Arctic, or just admitting defeat in his quest to defeat the Dynamic Duo? Either way, this Penguin’s flippers are clipped—no more squawking or farting in the halls of Congress. “I’m out!” he declares, probably heading to a buffet somewhere in a blue city.

AOC as Cat Woman—or should we say “Crazy Cat Woman”? Darkly clad with ears sharper than her tweets, she’s prowling with a “Tax the Rich!” sign, ready to claw at billionaires while purring about the Green New Deal. But in this Gotham, her nine lives might be up if she keeps scratching at the wrong capes. “Rroww!” she hisses, but Bat-Trump’s utility belt has a can of economic reality spray to fend her off.