South Park will undoubtedly make fun of this and kill Charlie Kirk on their show and then they’ll finally get what they’ve been wanting to get cancelled, wouldn’t be surprised if Matt and Trey sent this old fuck to kill Charlie so they can cash out on their contracts.
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Anyone here praying for Charlie Kirk? I was. I’m curious to see if God answers my prayer. And besides that, if Charlie Kirk dies, no more new FSTDT quotes from him, no more videos of Charlie Kirk saying controversial things.
@C #235680
Eh, I was contemplating “sending my thoughts and prayers” to Charlie Kirk (aka doing literally nothing at all while feeling smug about it, as they always do when someone is shot), but I’m not going to. If he lives he lives if he dies he dies, I actually have better things to care and worry about; like how Russia is now attacking Poland with drones as well apparently.
Does that make me callous? Perhaps. But frankly there is only so much a person can care about, and Kirk is still a massive Orange Hitler supporter who rallied lots of peope for it, so there’s that as well. Plus, the irony that Charlie Kirk was JUST talking about “transfolk shootings” as it happened makes it feel more like poetic justice to me.
Oh, messrs. Parker & Stone don’t need to:
https://www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-says-gun-deaths-worth-it-2nd-amendment-1793113
"It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment."
-Charlie Kirk
Not even Doug Piranha could generate the amount of Dramatic Irony - if he concentrated for six years - when ol’ Chuckie said the above almost six months to the day which has just made every Irony Meter past, present & future go supernova.
(*Looks at charred, smoking crater *)
…well, despite all the firmware updates & hard shielding I fitted to it, not even my top-of-the-line Yaesu one could survive that.
I bet you loved South Park when it was making fun of the Liberals… but then the second they start making fun of your guy you instantly turn against and now wants them to either shut up or have their free speech rights revoked… way to prove to all of us what we knew well beforehand, that you fuckers never cared about the freedom of speech whatsoever and only used it as a means to mask your bigoty and racism.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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