Hell is expanding, it's the cause of global warming.
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That makes sense. Hell is like the Earth's furnace, and God uses the tortured souls of the eternally damned as it's fuel. With such a huge population of depraved sinners dying every day, Hell has to keep expanding. So, the best solution to global warming is to send all of Earth's sinners, heathens, heretics, pagans, and assorted deviants to colonize Mars. That way their souls end up populating Mars's Hell instead of our own. Earth's global warming stops, and in a few generations Mars will have a warm livable climate!
Just imagine how many sinners must have once lived on Venus... Hell expanded until it was on the surface!
I wonder how anyone like Maty's Grim Adapt would react if this happened:
A rogue planet consisting in no small part of substances unknown to science enters the solar system and ends up being swallowed by the sun.
A while later, scientists studying the sun releases the discovery that unlike how it first appeared, the sun has been affected: the amount of infrared radiation - heat - in the sunlight is steadily dropping.
If this continues, in another 2,5 - 3 years, the Earth’s global average temperature will be back to what it was sometime around the year 1700. And if it doesn’t stop there, we’re heading for a Cold New World.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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