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The superhero America Man arrives at a science lab where the scientists are screaming “The AI has become sentient! We have to kill it!”
America Man refuses because “I can’t destroy something with a will to live! It would be murder!”
Then the AI says “Hitler did nothing wrong” and America Man kills the Nazi AI.
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The next panel had the scientists, confused: “But you just said it would be murder to destroy something sentient!”
AmericaMan smiles widely, hands on his hips: “Yes, but luckily for me, the first thing it said showed that it had no intelligence whatsoever. Even amoeba know that Hitler was an evil fuckstick that got what he deserved! Remember, citizens - Nazis are just warm zombies, so it’s okay to kill them!”
Quite the reactionary indeed.
But then, there’s already an anti-Nazi hero: id Software’s BJ Blazkowicz in the “Wolfenstein” games, Murrican’tman.
And Captain America did it way before now:
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So your ‘Bismarck’ has not only sailed but was sunk.
Why does HMS Belfast still exist, and is on the Thames, OP…?!
The thing about these comics is that Americaman is meant to be an idiot liberal. This leads to occasional strips where most people would be utterly baffled about what’s supposed to be wrong with it. Mostly it’s about grotesque racist or queerphobic stereotypes doing bad things and Americaman protecting them from anyone who tries to stop them.
It might seem weird that a US flag themed superhero is being depicted this way, but he’s obviously meant to be a parody of Captain America, who is way too woke for the MAGA crowd.
I took a look at the linked website and the entire backlog (there's not much), and...eesh.
...So yeah, definitely a worthy target for FSTDT.
[Edited 1/21/26 to expand on things.]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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