Yesterday i tried prevent a foid suicide from r suicidewatch
I told her she should become my sex slave instead and not let that coochie go to waste and she said i just enforced her decision and shes been offline ever since. Damn.
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And what a brilliant response that was!
I'm certain she just got sick of dealing wastes of skin like this (really, a guy who brags about being a champion of CoD Black Ops?) GTFO.
And learn to punctuate. Illiterate swine.
Damn, champion, you were so close to ascending, right up until you treated her like a vagina life-support and delivery system.
“You want to die because you think your life is crappy? Hey, stay alive and I’ll help out by making it exponentially worse!”
Yup, crisis management 101.
“Shiunji and the Suicide Girl” is a deliberately unfunny gag, not real life.
(For those who don’t get the reference and would rather not look it up, it’s about how a girl keeps attempting suicide only for a guy to show up and thank her for providing a corpse for him to fuck, putting her off of it. Later on she dies anyway, only to come back as a zombie. Then things get really stupid.)
@Bastethotep
That's probably made up. His account is only a day old and his most recent comment on r/suicidewatch has been 14 hours ago. What he really did write on r/suicidewatch was however even worse. Here's just a sample of his comments:
WARNING: The content I'm about to show is extremely shocking. If you suffer from suicide it's best to look away
Submission (by u/MartBart115):
Help Response:
The rope may be old fashioned but it stood the test of time. here are some links, friendhttps://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJwsJXbS_O
Submission (by u/randomnobody3):
I deserve to die Response:
do it pussy https://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJwsJXbS_Ok
Submission (by u/BeethovenBro):
If I jumped off a bridge head first, would I die instantly? Response:
bridges arent 100%. you may just end up a wheelchairperson. here, the good rope wont ever let you down. literally. https://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJwsJXbS_Ok
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I mean, this- this is just evil. I genuinely can’t find words for just how evil this is. This is sickening.
Ju- just die OP. Just die. You’re a sick, twisted evil psycho.
r/thathappened
But even if it did, congratulations on admitting to something that could get you charged with manslaughter, at best. (Not to mention the sexual harassment.)
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