“Open your mind now and think your own thoughts;”
There are people who, when they say this, MEAN ‘stop accepting expert opinion and come to MY conclusions.
“stop parroting devious Instagram rot.”
Oh, God, it’s poetry. Oh! It’s PITT.
Barf emoji here.
“Can someone be born with the wrong DNA?”
Thirty things have been identified, individual traits that contribute to their sexual identity. DNA is one of them. It can be outvoted.
“Will surgery sweep your confusion away?”
Transgender transition has a regret rate below 1%. Beats the living shit out of the success rate for brainwashing.
“And what if it’s fluid and you realize/
you’re really a furry in human disguise?”
Wow. You know less about furries than transgendered people.
“Who will you marry and who will you date?
Do hot guys go out with small men named Kate?”
When I joined the Navy, it was about me. What I wanted, what would make ME happy. I didn’t do it for the chicks. Odd, then, that the part of my tour i hated the most is when I got married. Weeeeeeeeeeeird.
“I know that you’re certain and sure of yourself,
but what if this notion winds up on a shelf?”
Yeah, that’s a nonstarter. Back to my enlistment, of all the things i considered about joining up, not one of them was ‘what if world peace breaks out and the Navy goes away, what do i do then?’
“You’ll never convince me that you’re not a girl.”
A choice you’re making and the line you’re drawing in the sand, not your son.
“I’m macho compared to your pink princess pearls.”
It’s not a competition, bitch.
“So, here’s what I desperately want you to see.
A girl’s the most glorious thing you can be.”
Glorious, maybe. Who am I to judge.
But it’s not accurate. Not for your son.
You REALLY don’t know enough about what you’re talking about to be effective at this…
