President Trump just confirmed that the United States has successfully negotiated a ceasefire between Israel and Hezbollah.
Trump is not even in the White House.
Trump's eventual arrival is akin to the scene in Jurassic Park where Grant and Malcolm hearing the thump of a T-Rex in the distance, seeing ripples in a cup of water in the jeep that alarms them. Obviously, Trump's image appears larger in our enemies' vision than in reality---but not his fixed purpose.
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President Trump just confirmed that the United States has successfully negotiated a ceasefire between Israel and Hezbollah.
Trump is not even in the White House.
So, usurping other peoples’ credit once more…
Trump’s shocking shamelessness never ceases to irritate.
So stealing from “Jurassic Park” isn’t enough for you, eh John C., you further prove how Wrong you are when Don Old Fart had fuck all to do with that ceasefire.
When even that… thing’s book had to be written for him by Tony Schwartz: “Art of the Steal ”, amirite…?!
–EDIT–
This just in: Volodymyr Zelenskyy has said there’s a possibility of a ceasefire - and potentially an end to the war - with Russia keeping the territory it has, and the rest of Ukraine becoming part of NATO. I’ve just heard it on Sky News nary five minutes ago.
It’s not only Don Old Fart that can’t predict the present , least of all keep an eye on geo-politics, OP.
You’ve just been proven more than Wrong , John C.
When a former comedian in Ukraine has stolen not only Don Old Fart’s thunder, you’re gonna be quite the Tsundere about Zelenskyy having the last laugh with that punchline, eh…?!
Perhaps this could end with Biden being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize: stealing even that from Don Old Fart.
And I was soon to understand; and I was soon to admire Thee; and I was soon to love Thee, alone of all the sons of men in our times.
From far, within my heart, I watched the joyous tide gain power. I admired its impetus, and recognized in it the Force that had once given Greece to the Aryan Race, and the broad East to conquering Greece. Already, in the realm of the invisible, my life-long yearning met Thy masterful will-power, and paid to thee the tribute that I was one day to express in words of burning faith; the lasting tribute of the brothers of Thy people from the whole world – the love of the whole Race.
—Savitri Devi, Forever and Ever
“Man, look at what President Trump did, and he isn't even President yet! …What's that? Joe Biden is currently President? Nonononono, I can't give Snoozy Jim Brandon credit for anything, my head would explode!”
Also, just about the only things Trump and a T-Rex have in common are table manners, the ability to swallow an entire adult goat without chewing, and that neither are very good to lawyers.
Hey, you know who else isn't in the White House?
Me! Therefore, I did it! Yay me!
No doubt President Biden is kept updated re. Syria: Arse-sad is said to be fleeing the country. Russia is abandoning its bases there. Civil war reigns.
Never mind not predicting the present , I bet Don Old Fart barely remembers those cruise missiles launched, least of all know where the target of such was nearly eight years ago.
Seems that the best thing all round for Putain is to take the L and accept Zelenskyy’s offer. For it should know - via its indoctrination as a KGB officer - about the Great Patriotic War.
And what happened when another inferior subhuman dictator tried fighting a war on two fronts.
I bet Don Old Fart is struggling to keep up with current events, thus so much for what you’re ‘claiming’, John C. Wrong .
Confused?
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