Owen Benjamin #racist #fundie

Owen Benjamin #racist #fundie m3.gab.com

People say Jesus was Jewish but nothing about him was Jewish.
1 didn't give loans
2 didn't sell porn
3 didn't start wars
4 none of the gospels describe a giant nose or
sweaty hand rubbing
5 very generous
6 manual laborer
7 didn't own a media company
8 gave things away
9 good at fishing
10 no evidence of allergies
11 actually healed people without getting them
addicted to opioids
12 good relationship with his father
13 honest
14 didn't bitch and whine all the time.
15 didn't brag about his watch

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People like Owen say this crap unironically and still wonder why people call them Nazis.

none of the gospels describe a giant nose or sweaty hand rubbing

Wow. Just wow.

He’s just the main character in a book about the arrival of the Jewish Messiah. Guess the footnotes are too tiny to read?
Kinda like your dick…

1- Born of a Nazarene Jewess

2- Bris, Bar Mitzvah’d, the works

3- Was referred to as ‘Rabbi’

4- ‘INRI’

5- ?????

6- If he were here today, what sort of watch would he wear? (check one)

[ ] A $15 Casio like Pope Francis or a - at most - $489 Wenger like Pope Leo XIV?

[ ] A $26,000 gold Vacheron Constantin like Don Old Fart or a Jaeger LeCoultre Reverso copy in gold by Huber owned by Hitler which made $1.1 million at auction a few years ago?

Choose wisely, OP.

He was groomed for the family business, tried to feed a hundred people with just a load of bread and a few fish, and his mother thought he was the son of God. Obviously, he was Jewish.

(I'll see myself out)

I don’t expect people like this to be smart; I know that’s asking far too much of them.
But do they have to be so fucking comfortable being such fucking idiots?

People say Jesus was Christian but nothing about him was Christian.
1 did not fleece his flock
2 did not molest children or have anonymous gay sex at the airport
3 did not start wars
4 none of the gospels describe him as blond or blue-eyed
5 very generous
6 manual labourer
7 did not own a televangelist channel
8 gave things away
9 good at the Bible
10 no evidence of sunburn
11 actually healed people without charging them
12 good relationship with his mother
13 honest
14 didn't bitch and whine all the time.
15 didn't brag about his armory

“My mama always said, stereotyping is as stereotyping does!”[/Forrest Gump]

9 good at fishing

Huh? I thought I heard all the antisemitic stereotypes by now, but "Jews can’t fish” is a new one to me.

Anyway, though, nobody was calling themselves “Christians” until after Jesus’s death, so I’d have to assume they would have thought of themselves as Jews.

No wonder Owen hates Jewish people. They're out in the world getting educations, getting jobs, contributing to society, and he's down in his basement making nasty little lists.

In the Gospels written by his supporters, Jesis is shown underging the major events of a Jewish life: circumcision, Bar Mitzvah, kepping kasher, cleanliness laws. He spoke about “fulfilling the Law” and quoted the Old Testament. He’s allowed to preach in Jewish places of worships as an ordinated rabbi. He celebrated Jewish holidays such as Sukkot and his last days on Earth were spent celebrating Pessah.

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Assuming he ever read the fucking thing

Owen Benjamin #racist #fundie m3.gab.com

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