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Because Gabby Petito has Uranus in Taurus opposing her Mars I’m afraid she was killed by strangulation.
Taurus rules the throat.
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Considering the whole problem that Uranus shouldn’t even be considered by astrology due to the original view that it wasn’t the stars and planets influencing our fates, as them being simply divine code for the totality of the future…(i.e. it would’ve been unfair to the pre-modern to use a planet they had no way to sight as an intrinsic part of the code)
I've noticed in recent years whenever I've been to Hull Fair that - previously there's been several caravans down Walton Street, along with the food/toy & novelty stalls leading to the fairground itself; more of such years before - the number of Romany fortune tellers has been gradually decreasing. In all of Hull Fair's 742 year history, the only other times it's been cancelled was during WWI & II; of course it was cancelled during the Lockdown last year. It was open again this month.
I noticed there was only one fortune teller's caravan.
Considering how even you can do the maths, I'm just surprised you're not strangulated when your head's in Uranus.
This week, on CSI: Fantasyland
Coroner: “See the blue colouration to the lips and the stripes on the fingernails? Classic heavy metal poisoning. Tox report says our vic had elevated levels of copper in her system. Who ever killed her was playing a long game, probably had the patience of a saint.”
Detective Woobidy-Woo: “No, can't you see, Gemini is in retrograde and the House of the Bull is over the Tropic of Capricorn! Clearly that means our killer was a deranged velociraptor wielding a chainsaw. Probably worked for the postal service. Now if you don't mind, I have a missing kid to find and a terrorist bombing to stop, and salt crystals don't consult themselves!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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