The miracles, and angels, and hand of God are all around President Donald J. Trump. Now everyone can see it. He really is “The Chosen One”- chosen by God to make America great again. Most importantly, to save America from open borders catastrophe.
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…and presumably the people killed by Crooks were Christians too, OP?
Your ‘God’ is no shepherd when he can’t protect his flock.
So the life of your actual deity is worth more than those actually murdered there? Think very carefully before answering, Dwayne.
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We'll add ‘paper ballots’ to the list of things that God is vulnerable to, right next to ‘iron chariots,’ ‘roofing nails,’ and ‘two men kissing.’
…Or, God sent an assassin after Trump, then had him get winged by shrapnel, to remind him that a Certain Celestial Somebody has a long and storied history of not especially liking golden cows.
And God, being a Biden Booster, naturally did not send an assassin after Joe.
He really is “The Chosen One”- chosen by God
Sure, if by “God” here you mean Nyarlathotep… Putting a man so utterly unqualified to rule that Caligula himself would turn in his grave into a position of absolute power is such a malevolent, trolling, & destructive experience that only the Crawling Chaos could think of it.
“The miracles,”
Dude, it’s not a miracle that a 20 year old who was kicked out of a gun club missed his target and shot someone else.
Now, if he’d stepped up to the man, and shot him point blank, and the bullets hovered in the air rather than strike anyone, that might be a miracle.
“and angels,”
No, he’s just surrounded by the same grup of assholes as ever.
“and hand of God”
So, God has done sweet FUCK ALL for school children being shot, but a traitor who’s conning evangelicals, violates most of the commandments, and takes God’s name in vain gets a pass…
Uh huh…
“are all around President Donald J. Trump.”
Hardly.
Confused?
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