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Fine. Go to a Thrift Store, get a badge from a playset, and go arrest either one.
Weāll see who ends up in jail for āharrassment.ā
MY FANTASY šš
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE RONALD TRUMP AND HIS COHORTS PLACED UNDER ARREST FOR BLATANT ELECTION INTERFERENCE, TREASON, AND HARASSMENT.
Okay, thatās not entirely true. Thatās just how I expect reality to go. In fantasyland, Trump would instead be a destitute 3ft tall jester to President Kamala Harris, while X would be Twitter again, Putin would be Rasputinād, the Star Wars sequels would be awesome, and I would be a world-class author and have the physique of a greek god with a loving gynoid waifu that looks like my perfect woman.
Cool, cool. My fantasy is me and Winona Ryder coming back from our Vegas wedding to stop off at whatever Federal Prison theyāve decided will be your new retirement home, and trying to feed you peanuts through the bars like you were a monkey at the zoo and we were ignoring the clearly posted sign asking us not to do just that.
The difference? My fantasy has a shot in Hell of happening. A remote one, I'll give you, but at least Winona Ryder and I both live on the same planet at the same time and could, potentially, run into each other and have a whirlwind romance; whereas you would first have to learn what words mean, then be the actual victim of all the crap you claim you are, then waddle your cheeseberder-stuffed corpus out of your courtroom chair and do something about it, and that last one is the real roadbump for you, asshole.
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