I'm very concerned about flying right now. Planes are catching fire and crashing and falling from the sky. They've done so much DEI and lowering of standards over the years. I don't see how we can trust them!
2:44 AM · Feb 4, 2025 · 3,053 Views
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“I'm very concerned about flying right now.”
I thought you didn’t think. YOU don’t like thinking. You LIKE Being a thoughtless idiot, right?
“;Planes are catching fire”
Wouldn’t that be a problem with the manufacturer and/or the maintainers? Air Traffic Control doesn’t have shit to do with that.
“and crashing”
THAT could be ATCs. WHo were overworked even before Trump cut their staffing so far.
“and falling from the sky.”
More than likely a maintenance issue.
“They've done so much DEI”
WHich study after study shows to beneficial to companies in terms of productivity. But what’s reality to a guy like you, huh?
“and lowering of standards over the years.”
That would be a previous CEO of Boeing. He fired all the inspectors that did not prioritize the company’s profit margins.
"I don't see how we can trust them!”
You have got to stop trusting that orange liar.
I always prefer having professional women and minorities providing services - pilots, doctors, whatever - because I know they had to show real skill to get those jobs, not just because they were Chip Whiteboy's frat brother.
Why would you need to worry? Fiirstly, a humble Christian such as you surely has neither need nor means for flight. Secondly, if God waned us to fly, He would have gotten us wings - clearly, airplane crashes are naught but the wages of the hybris of Man. Finally, what do you have to fear, seeing that you achieved mindless bliss and that dying just means you go to Heaven sooner, anyways?
I'm very concerned about flying right now. Planes are catching fire and crashing and falling from the sky.
OK, I’m 47, and I remember plane crashes making the news for as long as I ever watched the news. Hell, when I was like 10 years old, there was a famous one where a jetliner crashed after takeoff very near where I was living at the time, that only one little kid survived from. The obvious question is then, are plane crashes significantly more frequent now than they have been before the supposed “lowering of standards”? Because you didn’t offer any evidence of that, you don’t really have anything to back up your argument.
JLP thinks the only place on an airplane black people belong, is the cargo hold.
Also, as someone of Xitter pointed out, when white people (in this case, it was Chuckles Kirk) see a black pilot on their plane, they pray he's competent; when black people see a black pilot on their plane, they KNOW he's competent, because he had to fucking roller skate uphill just to get an interview.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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