There is only one man whom God has chosen to lead The United States of America back to an conservative Nation that honors Him and that's President Donald Trump. #Trump2024
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12:30 AM · Mar 13, 2024 · 579 Views
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I keep telling you, Trump is the modern-day Golden Calf. Have fun burning in Hell for worshipping the orange, adultering, scamming, greedy, egocentric, wrathful, racist, dumb, gluttonous heathen instead of Jesus of Nazareth.
@Creativerealms #192741
To these nutjobs, God giving us free will to choose means something like this:
“Sure you have a choice; you either postrate before and worship god for all eternity, or you’ll suffer unimaginable torture for all eternity!”
“That’s not a choice, that’s an ultimatum!”
Honestly, that crap makes god even more evil than if he made us without free will to begin with.
So, God didn’t see fit to soften any lender’s heart to foot the bill for Bonespurs’ bond?
COULD it be that the God whose bible mentions SEVERAL times that lying is an abomination, could he maybe be ticked at Cheatolini for lying?
And same bible says god says to pay Caesar his taxes, which The Rapist has not done. So maybe God’s actually hardening the hearts of the billionaires that could float him a loan?
And we know the OT god doesn’t give a fuck about rapists, no pun intended, but Fuckwaddle does have a long string of public sinning we all know about. Almost certain he’s paid for an abortion at least once.
Just a very odd person to focus hopes of biblical literalists upon.
These maniacs would crash the pearly gates chanting to hang Jesus Christ for refusing to certify Trump as God instead of God. Then make accusations of improper familial favouritism and demand God, Jesus, and Satan all recuse themselves from judging his eternal soul for conflict of interest.
Late 2020. Either (check one):
[ ] Romans 13:1-5 proves otherwise so you’d best become an Atheist chop-chop, Pasty
[ ] Democratic shit happens and your ‘God’ doesn’t exist
Choose wisely: so many did in not only late 2020 but the subsequent midterms.
So it’s not looking good for you lot.
@Passerby #192860
Well said, often I realize: WWJD? Oust them and denounce them. WWTD (what would they do?) crucify him again... "Please forgive them Father, for they do not know what they do"...
I may as well add for parody:
Father: Are you sure you want to return?
Son: Well, after a few attempts, it's getting tiring. Even if the new pain drugs are better...
Father: I may as well try the flood again, after first taking care of my competitor Enki.
Son: You don't remember that you regretted it and promised no longer to try to kill humans with a flood?
Father: Oooh. A supervolcano or planetary collision, then?
Son: So much for love. Sigh. Weren't we supposed to provide universal salvation humanitarian services?
Satan: I told you that I'd be able to turn them ALL against you, Yahweh, even Jesus. I won my bet!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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