Don’t try to reason with rabid Libs. They don’t care the ICE agent was acting in self-defense. They don’t care if the woman was going to run him over. In fact, they would’ve preferred that. Celebrated it.
Their brains are broken. Rotten.
All we can do is recognize their mental deficiency and pray for them.
Meanwhile, send more ICE agents to Minnesota and National Guard to protect them while they carry out their duty.
5:55 AM · Jan 9, 2026 · 41.6K Views
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The footage speaks for itself, Lami Tohren. The ICE agent was shooting at someone who was DRIVING AWAY.
Besides, last time I checked it’s not the "libs” who stupidely revealed said ICE agent’s identity to the public…
I swear, ICE (and by extension Trumpigula) can walk up to MAGAtard’s households, kick their puppies, steal their food, and leave a huge stinking dump on their breakfast table, and MAGA will STILL praise them for their “strength”, “benevolence”, and “generosity”…
This reminds me of these same people saying Derek Chauvin acted in “self-defense.”
I prefer to think they know better and are just being disingenuous, because otherwise, they’re almost too fucking stupid to breathe, and I don’t like being a condescending douche.
It’s to the point where we watch the news and we do NOT think, “Huh. That looks bad, I hope the investigation gets to the bottom of what happened.”
Tomi, you lying bitch, we SAW what actually happened and it was definitely NOT in self defense, fuck the dude who shot her walked away from it with no limp, no anything to indicate he felt his life was in danger, nor that he just shot someone, and you’re attempts at repeating the bullshit the administration is doing to defending this asshole is thankfully not convincing everyone other than the more rapid cultist who automatically will believe their dear leader over their lying eyes.
Oh, god the jury selection for this shooting would take years… “Are you now or have you ever had empathy for another human or quasi-human being?”
They don’t care the ICE agent was acting in self-defense. They don’t care if the woman was going to run him over. In fact, they would’ve preferred that. Celebrated it.
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
―Frank Wilhoit
Their brains are broken. Rotten.
All we can do is recognize their mental deficiency and pray for them.
“I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it. Suppose any party, in addition to whatever share it may possess of the ability of the community, has nearly the whole of its stupidity, that party must, by the law of its constitution, be the stupidest party; and I do not see why honorable gentlemen should see that position at all offensive to them, for it ensures their being always an extremely powerful party. I know that I am liable to a retort, and an obvious one enough; and as I do not wish to allow any honorable gentleman the credit of making it, I make it myself. It may be said that if stupidity has a tendency to Conservatism, sciolism, or half-knowledge, has a tendency to Liberalism. Something might be said for that, but it is not at all so clear as the other. There is an uncertainty about sciolists; we cannot count upon them; and therefore they are a less dangerous class. But there is so much dense, solid force in sheer stupidity, that any body of able men with that force pressing behind them may ensure victory in many a struggle, and many a victory the Conservative party has gained through that power.”
—John Stuart Mill
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