I hope the atheists got tons of gifts to evolve out of nothing under their tree today.
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Santa is an alien.
On a related note, this year, the daughter (I think) of one of the people on my mother's forum put all her expensive things she desires on the wish for Santa, so her parents would not have to buy them...
False premises:
There's no need to be an atheist to understand that we evolved, only a bit of non-corrupt biology education.
If you had any clue about evolution it would be obvious to you that your straw man is ridiculous.
@-BastAnon- #151677
Santa is an alien.
That made me remember something from a Christmas Donald Duck story where Donald meets Santa and eventually gets to assist him with delivering presents.
Santa: “Have you wondered how I manage to go around the world in one night?”
Donald: “Yes, that’s gotta be impossible!”
Santa: “No, it’s real easy! Thanks to magical time , a night becomes as long as a year!”
I trust you enjoyed your stolen Pagan/Wiccan Winter Solstice Festival, Kevin Sorearse.
At least the gifts I received were bought .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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