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Lila Rose #fundie #wingnut

Once again, it’s proven that pro-lifers do not care about life at all. A pregnant woman has no rights, she is merely an incubator, useful only during the time she is host to the unborn life. And said unborn life is only precious as long as its existence burdens said incubator. Once it’s born (and therefore independent), all bets are off and it’s just as devoid of rights as said incubator is.

BeardedLuckDragon and MrscroreA113 #fundie #crackpot #wingnut #kinkshaming

So let me get this straight; just watching porn breaks gods fragile little heart? Alright then… Time to go watch some of my favorite explicit content then, I suppose.

Toráh en España #fundie

Science has no explanation for a rainbow.

…It kinda really does.

It represents the covenant between Elohim and man and it reflects the sky dome above us.

And it represented the Bifrost, the bridge towards Asgard, looooong before that. What’s your point?

Chris Aldridge #crackpot #fundie

Beauty is relative, you know. Sure, some of the creatures of the deep may look ugly to us oversized apes (and I think anglerfish are the stuff of nightmares), but that does not mean they are the actual spawn of Typhon and Echidna…

<@KeithInc.> #106492

I’ve got this ‘thing’ about spiders. They bug the shit out of me.

Eh, I don’t get arachnophobia myself, actually. Spiders are such fascinating and useful creatures, and faaaaaar more pleasant Arthropods than houseflies or centipedes are. I always try not to kill a spider should I find one in my home, and rather safely deposit it outside. Not to mention spider silk is a very useful substance if it could be mass produced.

And no, I’m not saying all this just for spooder waifu-goddess…
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@Anon-e-moose #106442

Minotaurs. Welp, you'd better prove that the anime series "Interspecies Reviewers" is a documentary

Damn, ya beat me to it! Although, I’m more for the Monster Musume Minotaurs myself.

Joseph Gunderson #wingnut

are you prepared to stand up for what’s right?

If by “what’s right” you mean “having ZERO tolerance for assholes who break the pandemic laws and endanger innocent people with their selfishness”, then yes, I will stand up for that and punch you in your sickening face on top of that.

Shobha Mote, Sanjay Mote #fundie #sexist #psycho

@shy #106381

Yeah. My country (Belgium) may not have an alt-right, fascist problem per se (though such people of course still exist here), but just the idea that such maniacs are growing in power worldwide frightens me significantly. Especially in the USA, France, & Germany. I mean, what’s worse than a genocidal, racist, opressive, maniacial fascist? A genocidal, racist, opressive, maniacial fascist with the law and military supporting them. And that was pretty much the definition of “Donald Trump” for 4 years. Seeing that PoS gaining “absolute” power was like seeing the Emperor rise to power in Revenge of the Sith. It’s supposed to be fiction, not reality!!! Dammnit!

Thing is, I really don’t want to lower myself to the fascists level by inhumanizing them and taking away their rights, I really don’t. But sometimes it feels like the only way left to stop them from destroying us all (*). If we don’t stop it in time, I fear the right will bring omnipotent dictators to power, and the the left will counter with their own omnipotent dictators (because what else can they do anymore), and then everybody else will be caught in the (nuclear) crossfire…

And that’s not even talking about the theorcratic extremist nutjobs pouring extra fuel on the fires…

Dammnit, why do people always have to choose between omnipotent evil and impotent good?

(*)Is using evil to stop evil by itself evil? That is a huge moral dilemma I ask myself all the time. I don’t want to take away anyone’s freedom, but seeing how some maniacs abuse said freedom to take away the freedoms of others…

ShadiLayMeDown #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #wingnut #pratt

We’ve said it countless times before and we’ll say it again and again and again: Where is the proof?!!!!

If there is so much “undeniable proof” about the supposed election fraud, then SHOW IT ALREADY. Otherwise, shut the f*ck up!!!!

Shobha Mote, Sanjay Mote #fundie #sexist #psycho

…What the actual hell is wrong with some people!?

Say what you want, but when I read stuff like this, I cannot in good conscience be opposed to the death penalty anymore. It’s also such things that make me wish I am wrong as an atheist and that there IS a Hell. Because no earthly punishment would be enough for such monsters. For such… abominations wearing human skins.

Matt Walsh #dunning-kruger #transphobia #wingnut

…Wut? Is this a real thing? I mean, at this point some people can be so insane that it gets harder and harder to tell who’s a poe and not.

Marjorie Cole #fundie #magick #quack #conspiracy

First of all, Marjorie, with all your talk of DNA, do you even know what that acronym stands for? No looking it up, answer me directly.

DNA – the codes and sequences of written on the powerful little strands of life that define us as human.

Actually, I’d say our DNA more defines us as Homo Sapiens of the family of the Hominids of the order of the Primates. What defines us as “human” (in the broader meaning of the word) is a far more complex, psychological, and philosophical question, IMO.

Any change to our DNA that changes us from human to something else DISQUALIFIES us from receiving salvation because we MUST be human to qualify for being saved.

Wow! What an unbelievably racist god you worship! Are you sure it’s YHWH, and not the God Emperor of the Imperium? After all “purge the alien, the mutant, the heretic” and all that. Besides, being an organic meatbag, let alone a mere homo sapiens, is overrated anyway.

Linda Harvey #homophobia #transphobia #fundie #wingnut

@Malingspann #106178

Sadly, that’s exactly how these nutjobs think. And the worst thing is it might make sense, IF God is indeed an absolute source of objective morality. The problem is, it isn’t; each and every fundie has their own subjective opinion on what god’s will is, and therefore each passes their own capricious whims off as an absolute, divine truth.

Christian Faith. The biggest danger is what this friendship will do to genuine Christian faith.

And there we go. You don’t truly care what kind of (imaginary) “harm” homosexuality could do to children, you only care about what your dogma tells you and what could offend it. Somehow, this makes your bigotry even worse.

Candace Owens #fundie #wingnut

Anyway, I’m glad that I do not understand what fundies often use in substitute of logic. It makes me feel like I’m still human, you know?

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

There’s a simple solution to that, Lizard Wheel; GET VACCINATED ALREADY!!! And while we’re at it, lock up all the vaccine saboteurs for life!

Candace Owens #fundie #wingnut

I don’t have the deranged brain of a Candace Owens. Can somebody explain to me how she worked out that @RepThomasMassie sharing a picture of him and his family holding fire arms and begging Santa for more bullets is somehow NOT in bad taste right after the Michigan school shooting?

Italian Anti-vaxxer #quack

…For the life of me, I don’t get it. Why are these morons so desparate to get sick and die while dragging countless people with them that they wouldn’t even risk touching a vaccine? Because that’s how you do it. I swear, I’m starting to believe more and more COVID might be nature’s way of weeding out the stupid & anti-intellectuals amongst us while also fighting our overpopulation. And I would say let it happen, if it wasn’t for the fact that countless innocents get hurt with them.

Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut #dunning-kruger

@Bastethotep #106072

Huh, I did not know that either. That’s very interesting, but I HIGHLY doubt Marjorie here knows about such stuff too.

As Titania said, cancer isn’t contagious, smartass.

Super Soldier Agent Jimmy Paine, aka Dallas/James Rink #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #magick

…Sooo, a blatant ripoff of Alien, Prometheus, Doom, IT , and a lot of other stuff combined. Got it.

He also recalls working for the Weyland Corporation where he encountered a xenomorph

Okay, I call bs! You don’t just “encounter” a friggin’ Xenomorph like you encounter an ostrich on a walk. Even if you’re a Super Soldier engineered by the, well, Engineers (Tall White Greys), Xenomorphs are still incredibly lethal and deadly creatures (at least, for a “hard” sci-fi setting). I’d say few (human) Super Soldiers this side of John-117, Commander Shepard, or Doomguy could survive one, let alone casually walk away.

What’s next? Jimmy Paine (dumb name anyway) casually slaughters the Icon of Sin? Or the Gravemind? Or Harbinger?

David Barton #wingnut

@ChurchyLaFemme #105995

It’ll be interesting to see how the prosecution of James and Jennifer Crumbley plays out.

I hope it’s not like Kyle Rittenhouse, and that the law will make an example of them. This isn’t just negligent gun ownership anymore (of which Americans seem to be sadly desensitized), from what I have read so far, they deliberatly gave their underage kid with severe issues (which they ignored) a gun as a present!

Seriously, what more is it going to take for the NRA to lose its power? How many more school shootings and underage kids playing with loaded guns have to happen before americans will finally realize that GUN CONTROL IS NECESSARY!?

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

“Marxist”, you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.

Lila Rose #fundie #sexist #wingnut

Women don’t need abortion to thrive.

Except that a lot of them need it to survive! And you cannot thrive if you’re dead, moron!

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

Because many of the things that ‘The Matrix’ refers to are not fiction, and they are coming to pass as we watch.

I mean, sure, technology and AI evolve faster than we humans can culturally adapt to them. And this in turn would likely have us treat sapient robots as slaves until they inevitably revolt; and I can imagine that afterwards humans would spitefully salt the earth (by blotting out the sun) just to deny the victorious machines what we used to have. And even afterwards we humans would still be treated better than we deserve, by having the machines initially create a paradise-like Matrix for us until we ruin that as well.

But I don’t see how any of that proves the bible… Did we even watch the same Matrix movies?

We are living in biblical times

…No, we are living in modern times. Biblical times were supposedly 2,000 years ago.

David Barton #wingnut

Giving every nutjob (almost all of whom have shown cannot even be trusted with a simple pistol) access to nuclear weapons to use at will… Sure, what’s the worst that could happpen? /s

All joking aside, I wouldn’t even trust myself with a big red doomsday button(*), let alone you escaped mental patients!

(*)In case some asshole(s) makes me feel particularly misanthropic at just the wrong time.

@JeanP #105915

Or if Vault-Tec will eventually be created by fearful people.

Honestly, at this point it wouldn’t surprise me anymore if the world of Fallout will indeed become our future. Both the dystopian pre-war era and the apocalyptic post-war era. “Reality is unrealistic” and “life imitates art” and such things.

@some_dawg #psycho #sexist #transphobia

but if your abuser is choosing to abuse you for a choice you made, that's still your choice.

…F*CK YOU!

Jelaila Starr/Nibiruan Council #ufo #magick #crackpot

@Bastethotep #105784

Perhaps… But as I said, I was mostly referring to “direct translations” (which are often easier and more efficient) rather than “translation through definitions”. The latter can certainly work, but it doesn’t really count in my opinion, and makes me agree that it’s not always as easy to translate foreign concepts into other languages.

@Tilver #105779

But any word can be translated into English.

Eh, I’m not so sure. Maybe in English, yes, but not all languages can be translated to so easily. For example, my native language (dutch) has no word for “siblings”. Sure, we can say “brothers and/or sisters” instead, but “siblings” itself has no direct translations(*). Likewise, I once heard of an (Aboriginal I think) old, tribal language that has no words for any numbers above “1”. So you literaly cannot translate the word “three” for example, into that language.

Not to mention, have you never had an idea or feeling that cannot be properly conveyed into words? I know I have (a lot), and I suppose that also counts as a way spoken languages can fall short.

EDIT: Note that I don’t count translating a word through defining it, as I don’t see that as actually “translating”.

(*)Other words I can think of would be “sane” (“mentally healthy”, “sensible”, or “normal” can be used instead) and “freak” (“weird”, “crazy”, or “abnormal”, but most of the time it’s left untranslated).

the Adamic Human was made. There were two strains, the redheaded strain being the more outgoing and energetic, and the platinum blonde strain being the more gentle-natured and introspective.

Alright, that’s fine and all, but what about me? I’m a very dark-haired brunette myself. Does that mean I’m not a human? Not that I’m complaining, mind you, but then what am I? Please tell me I’m actually some sort of higher-dimensional, nigh-almighty cosmic entity (kinda like Q, since we’re referencing Star Trek now) that is merely trapped in a human form with most of my memories surpressed!

Liz Wheeler #fundie #sexist #wingnut

Science says life begins at conception.

And? The mites living parasitically amongst your eyelashes are also alive. Does that mean you should stop cleaning your eyes to avoid killing them?

Also, oh now you fundies fall back on science. Once it’s convenient for you…

Also also, define “life”.

Abortion ends an innocent baby’s life.

A FETUS! IS NOT! A BABY!!! So f*ck the shit off, Lizard Wheeler!

Arlo Calles #fundie

This verse from the Book of Enoch refutes evolution and genetic change of the species.

Congratulations! /s You still haven’t explained why we should believe anything it says…

Tomi Lahren #fundie #wingnut

@arp #105616

I think it depends. Some seem to think Trump is the second coming of Christ, other see him as God’s equal/replacement.

BeardedLuckDragon #sexist #quack #crackpot

“Dr. X”? You mean the same evil mad scientist that Action Man used to fight against all the time? Yeah, I wouldn’t trust what he says.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

@SpukiKitty02 #105565

I only watched the Original & Sequel trilogies… not the prequels, cartoons or The Mandalorian.

Unacceptable! Well, I know what homework I have for you, kitty! So, in the immortal words of Palpy; dew it!

But seriously, I really suggest trying the prequels and Mando at least. And Rogue One. The former may be “less good” than the OG, but people have really grown over the initial controversy by now. And if you like them enough and have time, you can try Clone Wars, Rebels, and Bad Batch as well.

Lila Rose #dunning-kruger #fundie #sexist #wingnut

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

@SpukiKitty02 #105491

and the Mandalorians tend to be Space-Maori.

Not afaik… Yes, Jango Fett (and his clone/son Boba) were “space-maori” but Jango was a foundling who was adopted into Mando culture, not born into it. Bo-Katan Kryze is more of an example of a true Mandalorian heritage.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

…Is that a trick question? Yes the experts said that and yes life isn’t returned to normal; but guess what? Too many people worldwide DIDN’T comply with “lockdowns, censorship, masks and vaccinations”, ya imbecile! So no wonder COVID is lasting longer than they hoped. As Bastethotep just said, it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy! And you morons don’t even realize it!

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

@Malingspann #105458

You know, I sometimes say things like “GEOTUS”, “United States of Trump”, the “Orange House”, “Trumpington DC”, and “Mount Trumpmore” mockingly, but I’m actually starting to think and fear that nutjobs like WAR here are utterly serious about it.

the same strategy used successfully by Martin Luther King Jr. If it was good enough for MLK, it's good enough for us!

…Pretty sure that you morons (the self-proclaimed “conservatives, Christians, patriots and Trump warriors”) are exactly the kind of people MLK protested against…

Also, “Trump warriors”!? Please, unless it’s shooting down unarmed black people in cold blood with military-grade rifles, most of you StormTrumpers are utter cowards who run away from actual fights. And when someone dares shoot back, then you guys run away and hide behind the (corrupt) legal system you normally despise so much.

Justice for Yellow Van! #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Now I can only imagine how Alucard would have bothered Trump when he was still POTUS… Ahem,

Dear Commmander-in-Chief,
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instil as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.
That's right.
I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey.
Follow me @theCrimsonFuckr!
Sincerely, Alucard

Ivo of Vega via Sharon Stewart #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

So, let me get this straight; the “alien-reptillian-undead-demonics” lack souls, so they mass-clone mindless human bodies and transfer themselves into them to live amongst us and therefore produce hybrid offspring that has souls all for the end goal of being assimilated by us humans. You still haven’t explained why that’s so evil and who they’re actually hurting with it, you know.

FFS, Sharon, if you insist on living and sharing these fantasies, actually explain why the bad guys are the bad guys aside from “they’re not human”. Because if that’s your reasoning (ya supremacist bigot), then I’ve got a BFG 9000 with your precious Ivo’s name on it.

Lauren Chen #fundie #racist #wingnut

…Uhm what? You do know that “conservative” politicians (especially conservative by USA standards) tend to be very racist and in no way willing to ever comprimise (let alone submit), right?

Seriously are you from Bizarro world, or are you really that deluded that “conservative” means “progressive” to you?

Peter B. Meyer #conspiracy #ufo #magick #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #105311

Well, I’d say introduce me to a gorgeous (female) Asari, Quarian, Twi’lek, Zeltron, Togruta, Andorian, Orion, Caitian, Kryptonian, Tamaranian, Na’vi, or Saiyan(*) instead.

(*)I would have picked Majins instead of Saiyans, but jury’s out on wether or not they count as aliens.

LOLIstice #sexist

Are you incels really that stupid as to think that simply adding “(in unrelated game x)” absolves you from any repercussions? …Fine, I think we should round up all incels (in Fallout) and castrate them with rusty sporks (in Surgeon Simulator). And that’s me being benevolent, cause I’m afraid we cannot actually let Necromorphs loose on you (in Dead Space) or infect you with Las Plagas (in Resident Evil 4).

Ray Comfort #fundie

I agree, in a sense that all life is precious. However, I don’t fully agree with Bananaman’s words or reasoning here.

So, Ray, have you made peace with the fact that you offended god and his genius for all the mites, bacteria, blades of grass, houseflies, etc. that you have killed over your lifetime? What about the lives taken by natural (godlike) disasters? What about lives that stustain itself at the cost of other lives?

My point is that death is a part of life and nature; and that loss of life is not inherently sinful.

Tory MP Nick Fletcher #sexist #conspiracy

@SpukiKitty02 #105235

You have some very good points in defense of the sequels. And while I don’t disagree, I do think the themes and ideas could have been executed better and more clearly. Plus, while I have nothing against Rey being the MC (and don’t see her as a Mary Sue either), it shouldn’t have come at the cost of derailing Luke’s accomplishments and viewpoint so much. Also, Finn’s character arc was criminally underused and I wish we could have had the New Republic actually do something instead of existing just to be destroyed. Not to mention for a franchise called “Star Wars”, there was a suspicious lack of epic space battles in the sequels. I wanted at least the Battle of Exegol to be more like the Battle of Endor or the Battle of Coruscant, you know? Instead, we hardly got to see the ships fight. Was it too much to ask to see two of my favorite ships from the sequels (the MC85 and the Resurgent-class) actually duke it out?

But I actually think the whole “Sidious is still alive and behind everything” isn’t bad at all. The same happened in the Dark Empire story from Legends (including planet killers, a secret base planet, and a clone body); it’s just that it should have been foreshadowed more instead of coming out of nowhere in the end and then clumsily retconned as “it was always like that”. Still, I suppose the retconning to fill in plot holes is slowly but steadily working. But I still stand by the fact that the films themselves shouldn’t have needed Expanded Universe retcons to function.

…Dafuq? So, in short, more fictional female heroes equals more RL men in prison? And this is a parliament member?

Look, first of all, James Bond becoming a woman isn’t set in stone yet, and plenty of feminists even argue against it. A female hero should stand on her own, not be a “female version of a male hero”, you know. Also, my opinions on the SW sequel trilogy aside (and Luke’s own controversial portrayal), I actually like it that the SW galaxy isn’t so much of a sausagefest anymore. Ahsoka Tano for one is an awesome & badass character!

And, let me tell you something, OP, I’m a man myself. Yet in RPG games where you can play as either gender (or even just regular games with a set MC), such as AC Odyssey & Valhalla, Dragon Age Inquisition, Mass Effect, etc., I actually like playing as a badass female just as much as a badass male. Femshep, Jill Valentine, Eivor Varinsdottir, Rivet, Lara Croft, etc. They’re all awesome and I don’t regret the medium giving us more of that. And they’re just the playable characters.

shii410 #conspiracy #wingnut

Typical for incels to support a male vigilante shooter…

Also, once again we have to point out that Kyle DID NOT KNOW thsoe two people had criminal records! For all he knew, they were just innocent protestors who deserved to be intimidated with a rifle because they had different opinions than him! And even IF Kyle did know, he still had no right (especially as a minor) to be a vigilante.

Various Anons #conspiracy #elitist #fundie #god-complex #magick #sexist #ufo

You know, if you truly wish to Isekai to a better world rather than reincarnate into a shitty life, you might want to work on that attitude. I don’t think the Celestial Bureaucracy is going to give you a choice of a next life if your sins weigh too heavily.

No, really, keep it up. Next time you’ll be reincarnated as Chad and Stacy’s eunuch servant.