ChurchyLaFemme

@ChurchyLaFemme

Donald Trump #conspiracy #crackpot #god-complex #pratt #wingnut

That was my thought as well. It’s far too coherent to be something Trump dictated (since he can’t write any better than he can read). One of his loyal minions took his mouth off Trump’s ass long enough to translate his rant into English.

The Final Wakeup Call #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #magick #ableist

A document from the Vatican secret archives being held by the International Common Law Court of Justice (ICLCJ) in Brussels stated that it was mandatory that the Pope and Cardinals participated in Satanic rites.

Too bad whoever discovered this document wasn’t carrying a cell phone or hidden camera to take a picture of it, or that no one in the ICLCJ has leaked it.

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

Well, it looks like Florida is having multiple days of 70,000+ new cases daily are enjoying their FREEDOM, wondering if they’ll be free to get a bed in an ICU, stuck in a hallway or having to suffer at home. By stereotypes, the majority of Floridians are in the very high risk group for contracting COVID, and are among the first to be offered the vaccines. Personally, I’m looking for more anti-vaxxers to die off, so the average IQ of the US citizenry will increase. Have you built a trophy case for your Darwin Award yet?

Dave Bateman #conspiracy #mammon #racist #wingnut

I know, it sounds bonkers.

Glad you recognize that, so you won’t be surprised when they put you in a padded room.

No one is reporting on it, but the Hasidic Jews in the US instituted a law for their people that they are not to be vaccinated for any reason.

Then how the hell do you know about it?

Scott Lively #homophobia

Why should we obey the laws followed by nomadic goatherders 2-4 millennia ago? The Bible also tells us not to eat pork or mix meat and milk foods, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you enjoy chowing down on a bacon double-cheeseburger. The Bible also orders employers not to hold the wages of workers overnight, but the only employers paying daily are picking up illegal immigrants for less-than-minimum wages. Stop picking and choosing which Biblical laws you’re going to obey; it’s all or nothing, even the Bible tells you that. And stop fixating on what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own homes. It’s none of your business, and if it bothers God, He is perfectly capable of dealing with it in His own way and time.

Eric Lendrum #wingnut

And with a straight face you believe that Donald Trump and his Crime Family aren’t members of “the entrenched elite class that has infected our institutions?”

Prussian Society of America #dunning-kruger #wingnut #quack #pratt #sexist

So this “woman who works in the medical industry” (not even a medical professional, apparently) says wearing masks for long periods of time reduces oxygen levels and damages braincells? I guess that means all those doctors, nurses and other professionals who have been wearing masks in operating rooms and ICUs for decades have been losing all the information and skills they learned in med school. Next time I go in for surgery, I’ll make sure to request the youngest surgeon available, as s/he will obviously be the best educated and skilled.

Welpiminterested #crackpot #conspiracy

Because the adverse reactions are few and mild, you idiot. You obviously believe such urban legends as “my cousin’s friend got the shot and his balls grew to the size of melons.” If thousands, or even dozens of people were dying from adverse reactions, we’d definitely hear about it, but since it doesn’t happen, there are no reports.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

Keep preaching Wayne. The more conservatives who refuse to get vaccinated, the more will die from COVID, and the better chance the Democrats have of winning the elections in 2022 and 2024.

Prussian Society of America #quack #dunning-kruger

I guess all those people taking up space in hospital beds and ICUs are just malingering, right? Over 90% of them are unvaccinated, so they must be laying there just to prove a point.

Of course, those 800,000* Americans who allegedly died from COVID really died from something else, too?

Edmund_Kemper #sexist #wingnut #crackpot #psycho

Typical fantasy, guy. And I’m guessing that the girls who provide this service to the high school guys will be considered sluts, right? Why not put the same requirement on high school girls, too?

Jesse Kelly #wingnut #psycho

Do you think “communists” have some kind of mark or tattoo that identifies them? Hint: them commies are tricky and perfectly capable of sounding like “reg’lar ‘mericans” to advance their agenda.

Drunvalo Melchizedek/Martijn Vroemen #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #mammon

Your scam is way underpriced. Take a hint from $cientology. No one will think any ceremony costing only $25 is going to do anything, especially since that works out to $7.50 an hour. If you charge $250, or even $2500 for the Ceremony, then the suckers will start to believe you’ve really got something of value.

Scott Lively #homophobia

“Under no circumstance shall sexual orientation regulations supercede the First Amendment”

The First Amendment refers to laws passed by Congress, not corporations or churches. The law already says what Lively wants – the regulations of private organizations do not and cannot supersede the First Amendment.

Harmonica #wingnut #racist #transphobia #sexist

The examples of the pre-college educational systems in states such as Mississippi and Alabama wouldn’t give me much confidence in the quality of Dixie colleges.

Ken Ham #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Okay Ken, let’s start with God’s word. There are two different creation stories in Genesis. Which one is correct?

Dr. Stella Immanuel #fundie #quack #crackpot

Was this episode before or after

“The Texas Medical Board last month took a “corrective action” against Houston’s Dr. Stella Immanuel after she prescribed hydroxychloroquine to treat a patient’s COVID-19 infection without adequately explaining the health consequences, according to medical board records. Immanuel, who gained national attention last year for pushing the drug as a “cure” for COVID, previously told the Chronicle that she used hydroxychloroquine to treat hundreds of patients. In numerous studies, COVID patients have experienced no meaningful benefit from the medication, and some research points to a greater risk of heart rhythm problems” (Houston Chronicle, Nov. 1)

David Icke #conspiracy #quack

You might want to recheck the statistics of how many of those currently hospitalized in ICUs are vaccinated versus unvaccinated.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist #psycho

What is your military experience? Unless you’ve served, you have no personal experience to describe cohesiveness, competence or anything else in any branch. Somehow, I suspect that you’ve been perfectly happy to have others risk their lives to protect you, while you stayed home because you had “other priorities.”

BeardedLuckDragon and MrscroreA113 #fundie #crackpot #wingnut #kinkshaming

Nobody is forcing you to watch pornography which, by the way, has been around for thousands of years and in every culture. Just because it’s more accessible via the internet doesn’t mean it’s anything new.

Who put you in charge of determining voluntary activities of other people? Unless your spouse is overindulging, it doesn’t affect you, so stop trying to force others into your mold of what constitutes “proper” behavior.

Toráh en España #fundie

The bible shows God doesn’t understand basic physics. Genesis 9:16 – “Whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it,” but rainbows don’t appear in clouds or during rainstorms. They appear after a storm, below the clouds. By the time God sees a rainbow, the rain has already stopped.

Marjorie Cole #fundie #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

If those 60,000,000 “babies” had been born, what would the effect have been on today’s society? How many of them would be included in the “lived as tortured children” category? How many mothers would have died because their bodies couldn’t handle childbirth? How many parents would be stuck in dead-end jobs because they couldn’t finish school due to taking care of an unwanted child? How much strain on the social support system would an additional 60,000,000 children have created?

As George Carlin said, “if you’re pre-born, you’re golden; if you’re pre-school, you’re fucked.” Until you’ve offered to adopt or otherwise support unwanted children, your opposition to abortion shows you really don’t care about the children, just controlling the mothers.

David Barton #wingnut

But if you’ve been trained with responsibility and morality and the concept of when and where you use them

That’s an awfully big IF. As the ridiculous number of school, mall and other mass shootings have shown us, far to many gun owners have not had the responsibility or morality to use them in any circumstances. It’ll be interesting to see how the prosecution of James and Jennifer Crumbley plays out.

Etienne Charland, Emergence Guardian #crackpot #quack #ufo #magick #conspiracy

<@KeithInc.> #103331

Obviously a different kind of mushroom than I get on mine.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Mike Stone #wingnut #quack #racist #homophobia #fundie

Yeah, I understand that after every performance, gay men’s choirs line up to sodomize boys in the audience. In fact, I hear some are planning on adding it to the programs so people know it’s happening and don’t keep their babysitters overtime.

Beach front property in Florida? Florida has thousands of miles of beach front property. You can’t even make jokes correctly.

Matt Walsh #fundie #wingnut

Even his defense team is acknowledging that he shot three people, so he’s hardly innocent. What they have to do is convince the jury that he had a reason to travel to a city where he knew no one in order to protect their property, shot people who were not committing any crimes, and that he was justified in doing so.

Robert Cornell #racist #fundie #conspiracy

The COTUS prohibits religious tests to hold public office. Eventually, the US will have an openly Muslim President. Unfortunately, it will almost certainly be before we have an openly Atheist President.

Ed Martin #wingnut

From everything I’ve seen, Kyle Rittenhouse did not know anyone in Kenosha, so he drove there out of great civic concern to protect property of people he didn’t know? How noble and heroic of him.

12werqt #crackpot

The idea of Trump running anywhere made me laugh.

Transcended Trucel #psycho #racist #ableist #crackpot

Cue the Twilight Zone episode “Number 12 Looks Just Like You.”

My grandfather used to say, “If we all liked the same thing, the world would be after your grandma.”

joy pullmann #fundie #psycho

Unless she’s a hypocrite (which wouldn’t surprise me) I have to assume that Joy Pullmann has never visited a doctor or even practiced basic first aid, figuring that it’s God’s will whether she lives or dies.

Bhaskarjya Mandita #psycho #sexist

Maybe instead of asking her why she loved him, you should have asked her why she didn’t love you. Of course, that might have hurt your poor little ego even more. People usually refer to a “crush” as someone they like/love/lust after from afar, but don’t really know in person. Does she even know about your crush? Or is this another “I love her, so she HAS to love me back?”

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #pratt #wingnut

They’re being given a choice, and choices have consequences. The state requires a license and insurance in order to drive; you can drive without one or both, but don’t complain about the consequences if you’re caught. The Amish are required to make reasonable accommodations for everyone’s safety by placing colored symbols on their buggies, and I don’t know of any court cases which say their religious beliefs outweigh the needs of society at large.

You’re being told that for good of society at large, you can’t go to public venues if you’re not vaccinated. So your choice is: get the shots and go the club/bar/restaurant/theatre, or refuse the shots and stay home. You know the consequences of each choice, so don’t complain that it’s not fair to hold you to the same standards as everyone else.

I’m recovering from surgery to remove a large kidney stone. The doctor explained the choices: take it out and suffer a couple of weeks of pain and restrictions during recovery; leave it in and have it cause more severe problems 5-10 years from now when it’s grown larger. I wasn’t thrilled with either choice, but made the decision to have the surgery now. Do you expect to convince me that now I can complain about the restrictions of the recovery? If so, I’ve got a great deal on oceanfront property in New Mexico for you.

Mark Shepard #fundie #wingnut

In the classic Inherit the Wind, which should be required reading/viewing for every religious fundamentalist, Henry Drummond says in his examination of Matthew Harrison Brady, “The Bible is a book. It’s a good book. But it is not the ONLY book.”

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

I’m sure T**** never used a fake set. He certainly didn’t stick to the teleprompter in front of him. And how many “you’re all wonderful, now go back home” speeches did he film on Jan. 6 before the one that finally aired? Now that his attacks on Biden have come back to bite his diapered ass, I suspect his cult members are going to see some provable events from his 4-year reality show that are going to really cause them to question their loyalty.

Tom Shackleford #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

I don’t know about anywhere else, but the “old guess who” who controlled porn in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area was Ferris Alexander, whose family was destroyed when the US government prosecuted him under RICO. His photos appear to show Italian ancestry.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

we all know scores of friends, family and co-workers who took the jab and wound up dead or badly injured soon thereafter.

Sorry, this is one person whose friends, family and co-workers haven’t had any reaction to “the jab” except for a couple of sore arms for less than a day. I’d be interested in seeing a list of all the casualties you know.

S Michael Houdmann #fundie #psycho

I never understood why an omnipotent god had to have his followers put paint on their doors. Didn’t he already know who the Good People were? Sounds like a newby postal carrier who doesn’t remember where the “Beware of Dog” signs are.

Ben Garrison #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

I guess the fact that he’s lost his senses of taste and smell helps when ingesting the Ivermectin, but I’m glad to hear he won’t be taking up a hospital bed. Would it be in bad taste to start a pool on when we see the obituaries of Ben and Tina?

Matt Maruca #quack

Sorry, my brother got back today from the surgical removal of melanoma from his face, which returned after the first surgery last year. Guess it was just a coincidence that he spent all those years doing landscaping without regularly wearing sunscreen.

Ethan Huff #conspiracy #quack #wingnut

Trade schools are better anyway

And you think trade schools aren’t going to separate out anti-vaxxers?

Harmonica #wingnut #racist

@JM1234 #100680

But the situations are not the same because the Dixians (stupid name) controlled the people they imported. The problem now is that all those new immigrants (i.e., brown people) insist on not being controlled.

Robert Oscar Lopez #homophobia #wingnut #conspiracy

Speaking of obsessing about strangers……

You seem to spend an awful lot of time thinking about the sexual behaviors of people you don’t know. Is there something you’d like to share with the class?

William Henry Whitlow #racist

five Confederate heroes: Lee, Stonewall Jackson, JEB Stuart, Matthew Fontaine Maury, and Jefferson Davis

You mean five traitors and losers. Having the South erect statues to these men makes as much sense as having Germany erect statues to Hitler, Goebbels, Goring, Himmler and Doenitz. While I wouldn’t be surprised if you supported such statues as well, most countries don’t erect statues to people who lost a war. That’s why there isn’t a statue to Benedict Arnold at West Point.

Apóstol del Fin - Edu #fundie #conspiracy

Good for you. Now be sure to instruct them in how to properly say, “Do you want fries with that,” as that’s probably the only job they’re going to qualify for given their educational future.

Various Commenters #sexist #wingnut

The reason is because women benefit by forcing other women to have less sex.

So you admit it’s not about “saving unborn children” but controlling behavior you don’t like in others.

If women are having less sex then it could encourage men to have long-term relationships and go back to getting married.

Do you actually believe that every woman who’s had an abortion is single?

Anon #quack #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot

@Passerby #98827

Actually, I get the uneasy feeling that he’ll kill his entire family in order to “save” them before turning the gun on himself.

jhartz39 #conspiracy #crackpot #quack

Georgia police officer Joe Manning died of COVID-19 after refusing a vaccine but taking Ivermectin. He becomes one of the newest winners of the Darwin Award.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist

All cities of any size have seen the disappearance of retail from downtown areas. The businesses started moving to the suburbs in the 1960s, lured by free parking and lower rents in new shopping centers. Around here, there are lots of new apartment/condo buildings going up downtown, but a big problem in convincing people to move in is the lack of basics such as grocery stores and gas stations close by. High end fashion stores, still there, but even the major department stores have left. Racists like to blame it on increased minority numbers, but I think in many cases it’s the chicken-and-egg question of which came first.