Oh but it is TERRIBLE, isn’t it, if someone does something to give offense to your mentally repulsive buddy Colonel-Knight-Rider isn’t it? I mean, there’s just so much material to go with with him in terms of offending Colonel-Knight-Rider. Let’s start with the idea he seems to have that God has a match for him. Nobody has a match for Colonel-Knight-Rider except for his right hand. He’s an unlovable, disgusting looking scarecrow of a man full of straw and bile. The only action he’s gonna get is either a lonely session right after crying into a bucket of ice cream or outright humping some poor inanimate scarecrow.
Colonel-Knight-Rider is such a slave to his parents that I bet he has to ask mommy if he can leave the house for ten minutes to go do something. And his parents I bet encourage this. His mom has the family values of an inbred hillbilly clan of cannibals, so of course she doesn’t want him going too far from home. He has to marry his cousin-sister-aunt in a few years!
You and Colonel-Knight-Rider absolutely deserve any persecution and bullying you get, and I am going to be perfectly happy to dish it all out day in and day out.